Chicken Head's Bad Day I now present unto you...!
Chicken Head's Bad Day : Pega de el Gallo
By: Teal Huskie. ^_^

Rating: ...PG-13 for unnessecary violence and Sano-'torture.' ^^ Also a bit of language. I'm trying to keep it to a minimum, but this is Sanosuke we are talking about here.. And it just fits so perfect! n.x >
Email: Fishpops@hotmail.com >
Aim: TealHuskie/X Fishbone >
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Stuff: This story was inspired by two of my bestest buddies. ^^ Ziny and Pessy! They both wrote similar stories; Davis' Bad Day, and Izzy's Bad Day. So this is for them! Enjoy, guys! :D
Also, This is for Kaizhin-shin, Jenna, Alexia (Cuz she thought I was someone named Boxy or something. Oo;), and Anna-from-NewJersey (I'll write a Digi-fic for you soon! I haven't wrote much lately! XD). n.n >
More Stuff: I want Sano. He's rightfully mine! I swear! I'm gonna just go and steal him right from the..uh.... whatever company designed him.... *Wails!* ;_; Kaizhin-chan will help me steal him, won't he?
Okay, fine.. Atleast until further notice, Sano is NOT my original character.. *Grumblemutter.* Buuut! I do RP him, and I did claim him. So, he's mine. All mine. n.x; >

Part one: Sano's Morning

"Dddrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiinngggg!!" Somewhere in the darkness, an alarm clock rang out with loud ferocity. It's intent being to wake up the one who was asleep with his head right next to it.

"Ahhhh-AHHHHHH!!" Someone very familiar cried. The clock next to his ear nearly deafened him, not to mention scared him witless. ...And he was having such a nice dream...

Sanosuke swung blindly for the sleep button, and missed. He squinted in the darkness and scowled. "All right, that's it.." He recalculated his aim and swung for it again..

"Ddddrrrrrrr-"CRASH!

"Ah, crap." He muttered.

And so began his morning.

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As it just so happened, Sano didn't get up when the evil clock from Hell rang. No sirree, he just went back to sleep again. The clock, however, was not quite ready to forfeit the fight.

"DDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIINGGGGG!!!"

"Yeeeowww!" Howled Sano. "People in Mars are gonna hear that!" He grabbed a baseball bat, which was by his bedside, meaning to kill the thing which dared to disturb the great Zanza. The clock decided to shut off, however, and he lost its position. Grumbling, he reached for it instead.

But he couldn't find it anywhere. Sano searched the floor with his hands, since it was still too dark to see, and he didn't think of getting a light.

Finally, his fingers brushed over something. "Ahah!" He declared. Sano grabbed the object.

"RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEOWHISSSS!!" It was an alley cat, of all things. The angry tomcat clawed Sano, and took off. Sano, completely startled, fell off the bed.

".......Damnit."

Sano clutched his bleeding hand, and muttered a string of curses.

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That was sort of short, sorry... O.o;

What will happen to Sano once he decides to get up?
What if he decides to go to town?

Find out on the next exciting adventure of..!

CHICKEN HEAD'S BAD DAY! (duhduhduhhhh)
^Also known as Part 2. n.n;

>:D
Hope you enjoyed this as much as I have. ^-^
-Tealie