How? Just how did this happen again? Was it because of something that he did in his past, or perhaps was it an unknown event going on much longer than that. Did his ancestor do something that might have angered the nameless god of comedy to put him in this cruel joke of theirs, to carry all of their sins and be the subject of their amusement for eternity. That must have been the reason right? Or else the world he was living in was nothing more than simply a playground which he was a character of. He wasn't sure but maybe he was just cursed, he already checked with Lucy regarding that matter but she just dismissed it as him being paranoid with a creepy smile and a rigid head tilt, which definitely didn't make him feel any better, if anything it only make him feel even more uneasy.
It was a foolish and illogical thought as Lisa once told him, but one that would explain a lot of the weird situation happening in his chaotic life no matter how ridiculous it might be. He wasn't really a superstitious type of person like Lynn but even he need to admit the probability of it being the reason with how often it has became a frequent occurrence in his life. Him being trapped in a situation he never thought he would be in. After all, they were admittedly far more questions that just doesn't make sense when he started thinking about it. If his life was a story it would probably be bad writing by the author to cover up the various plot holes being a hazard to the reader. That is if the entire story isn't a massive bottomless pit to begin with. He is 12 years old for god's sake, can't they cut him some slack or something. This isn't an environment where a growing young boy can develop properly in!
Seriously, there is something really wrong about all of this.
Though, he can't really say that most of the time it wasn't his own fault that he ended up in these unfortunate situations. Circumstances just have their own twisted way to put him on the stage, orchestrating his movement like a puppet on threads, shining their bright lights on him as the main attraction. And this time either, it wasn't any different than how it used to be. It would be funny, really. If only it wasn't happening to him. But that's the thing about comedy though, it was only funny because it was happening to someone else. He felt like he was beginning to understand Luan a little bit more now, and that thought send an unnerving shiver down his spine.
Yeah, he don't need to know whatever messed up thing going on in his jokester sister of a head. Whatever happened in there it was none of his business, and he would prefer it to stay that way. Pondering on the thought much longer would only bring harm to him, or perhaps even worse with how unpredictable Luan was.
Speaking of unpredictable...
"Come on twerp, this is literally your idea, you can't back away now." Lori glared at him with a smug smirk, her narrowed blue eyes sharply meeting his exhausted one. He don't need to guess why either since she was clearly still mad about what Lisa did to her as payback for falsely accusing him of eating her cake. He still can't believe that day actually happened. It was more like a dream with how ridiculous and embarrassing it was, like a vague memory he deeply wished to just disappear from his mind. One of the few yet strange occasion where life doesn't really felt real to him, even when they actually happened.
It was weird how a simple misunderstanding can left such a mental scar in his mind that even thinking back about it now was making his body shiver in fear at how vulnerable he felt. And honestly, he was beginning to feel that same cold shiver crawling up his spine at what Lori was saying.
No, he won't allow that to happen again. He might be their brother but they can't do this to him.
"Shut it Lori, It's not my fault that you need to go through that, heck I don't even know that Lisa would went that far." Lincoln argued with a glare of his own. "Plus it was your own fault for still making me wore that dress even when you know it was Lynn who ate your cake." He asserted, the corner of her lips twitched as Lori winced at his words.
"Who told you that, was it Lisa?" Lori asked, bending down slightly as her cleaveage barely peeking out from the collar of her blue tank top. With the soft way they moved and the twin peaks poking beneath the thin fabric, he don't need to think further before quickly turning his head away from looking at her, lest he want to caught a glance at the mound winking at him underneath her collarbone.
She must have been really comfortable with him to walk around like that. Maybe that is why she think he would always fall for her cheap trick. Well, not this time.
"Ooh! ooh! Like Linky totes asked me why you're so mad at him, so I told him." Leni cheerfully said while raising her right hand, a bright smile plastered on her face, oblivious to the glare Lori was giving her.
"Seriously, that's not cool sis, you should of at least think more about it before accusing the little dude like that." Luna snided with her arms folded over her chest.
"Look whose talking, If I still remember it right you're the one who stuck to him like glue when he was in that dress." Luan remarked with a tiny grin as Luna squeaked when her roommate poked her reddening cheek with her index finger.
"Can we please not talk about this, do you know how long it took me to forget about that day." Lincoln groaned in frustration, his right palm placed over his face.
"Don't worry male sibling unit, I would gladly help you erase that part of your memory if you wished to." Lisa offered while fixing her round glasses.
"Not now Lisa." Lincoln said, glancing at his genius sister from the corner of his eyes. At the sight of the dress she was wearing, he couldn't help but realize how different she looked like before instantly looking away when he noticed her soft gaze on him. Except for him and Lori, the rest of their sisters were also wearing the same looking dresses, the comfortable fabric hugging snugly against the figure of their bodies. And some part were admittedly far more revealing than the others. Just looking at them felt so wrong for some reason.
He don't like this, none of this. It was beginning to look like the start of a disaster, one that was also eager to consume him whole.
But still, Lisa looked really cute in that dress.
Well, what did he expect from another one of Leni unique and amazing design. Just bring the idea up to her before she got so fixated with the topic and bringing their suggestions into life. They just showed her an example of the dress from a shopping catalog only for Leni to greatly improvised the design with her own magical touch. He wanted to be angry at her but it was just impossible to be mad at the kindest sister in the family. Plus with the dress playing the main role in what used to be his plan.
"I already got over that, this is different." Lori sighed in frustration, slowly straightening her back up. "It was your idea that we are all going to do this for father's day, we even got dad to agree not going to work today and letting us use his restaurant to give him a day off with mom. We need you to do this with us." She said in her usual authoritative and serious voice, though they were also some genuinity in them. No matter how small it was, it is still the truth. As much as he don't want to admit it, they were all genuinely doing this for dad.
"Wow Lori, I almost can't believe you already got over that, seriously you had massive gas problem for an entire day, heck you even need to to take a day off from Fairway because of the serum Lisa sneaked into your breakfast." Luan commented with a giggle.
"Please don't remind me of that." Lori pinched the bridge of her nose at the memory unfortunately still clear in her mind. She don't even have the courage to talk with her Bobby boo boo bear with how much gas she kept passing on that day. Though, she wasted no time to apologize to Bobby for ignoring all of his calls, which was a lot when she recovered the next day. Apparently Lisa didn't think of creating a cure for the serum since it was supposed to be a punishment for her. It must have run in the family for them to honor any sort of punishment being given to them.
"Of course I've no problem with all of this before, it was my plan to begin with, but this..." He paused, sneaking a glance at the item hanging on the wall. "This is not part of my plan." Lincoln clenched his fists by his sides.
"Just deal with it Stincoln, if you think it was embarrassing, don't you think it will also be embarassing for the rest of us too, just look at Lucy!" Flustered, Lynn pointed at the goth girl standing behind her, quiet as a statue since they changed their clothes in the restaurant earlier. And it wasn't her usual silence either, it was more like her mind was completely absent from the realm of the living, far off from the humiliation her physical vessel was enduring. To put it in a simple way her mind would be one like the sound of a dial tone. There is just nobody picking up on the other side, or the number probably no longer available.
And Lynn wasn't dealing with it any well either. She was uncomfortably squirming while her hazel eyes avoiding from looking directly at him. A hot blush crossed her freckled cheek as Lynn bit her bottom lips in frustration, clearly ridden with anxiety, though there were also something else in her body gesture, one of curiosity and anticipation.
As for Leni, she simply smiled at him. The kind of smile so genuine and pure that no one would ever doubt if it was real or not. Well, why would they?
"Ugh can you please hurry up already, you're wasting my time here, do you know how many profit we will get already if I go out there right now?" Lola rolled her eyes in annoyance.
"I don't know guys, this thing sucks, like a lot, I can barely move in this, how did you guys wears stuff like this all the time?" Lana chimed in while carefully watching over her step.
"Don't say that Lana, like you looks totes cute right now." Leni said before looking at him. "If you don't trust me just ask Linky, she looks totes cute right Linky?" She added, her smile slightly getting a bit mischievous.
"R-really?..." Surprised, Lana looked up at him, her light blue eyes wide with hope and anticipation. Looking at her in that dress, slightly squirming and staring fondly for his approval just didn't sit right in him for some reason.
"Y-yeah, Leni's right Lana, you looks... really cute." Lincoln sincerely said, scratching his cheek with his index finger. He didn't realize most of the sisters in the room now giving their attention towards him, their emotions a myriad of storm building up from his praise to Lana.
"Well, if you said so, I wouldn't mind wearing this a little bit longer." Lana bashfully said while pushing the tip of her small heels onto the floor.
At his side, Lisa suddenly moved and hugged his waist, startling him a little. She gritted her teeth into a snarl and her dark brown eyes glaring intently at Lana. A warning, like a wild animal marking their territory... Or perhaps even property.
"We are literally getting nowhere with this!" Lori raised her voice. "Let's just get this over with, if we are going to this raise your hand." She asked for their opinion. Like everything in their household, most of their discussion would usually be decided by a vote, majority against minority. It would definitely be a fair decision with how democracy had proven to be a better way of knowing what majority of the people wanted.
If only it wasn't such a flawed way of making a decision in their family where the majority was made up by girls.
As he expected, most of his sisters raised their hands except for Lucy and Lisa. One still barely conscious while the other still refused to let go of her arms from him, which was quite a problem since he can't move much with her holding him down.
Don't get him wrong, he do like getting hug from his sisters, but under the current circumstances it was more like a shackle being locked around his neck.
"The majority has spoken." Lori looked back at him, waiting impatiently for his answer. What was she expecting him to say here, it's not like he was given an option to begin with. All of this was just a ruse for her revenge. It has always been about that with her wasn't it. Say what she wanted but she can't hide the truth from him, not with that satisfied grin she was struggling to contain.
"Fine, if this can make you happy, I will do it." Lincoln sternly said, his glare hardened at the oldest sister in the room. "But just know that this will be the last time something like this happen." He seriously asserted.
"Great..." She clasped her hands together. "Now Leni, if you don't mind can you please get our brother prepared." Lori asked with a devious smirk, catching him off guard with how quick her change was.
It didn't take long either for him to realize why he suddenly felt so scared as a pair of soft hands placed gently on each of his shoulders with the weight of something smooth and plump pressing against the back of his head.
"With pleasure dear sister~" Leni softly whispered right beside his ear, sending a shiver down his spine when her warm breath brushed against the nape of his neck. If he listened closely he could hear the pure delight and mischief in her sultry voice, like a siren luring him to his death.
Why? Just why did this happen again?
...
It was just another day in Royal Woods as most people were busy with their own respective life since it was Saturday, the start of a new weekend. A few stray clouds could be seen gathering above the bright blue sky as birds cheerfully chirping and flying from one building to another. Other than those who were still working, the rest were enjoying their day off, resting or hanging out if they are not an introvert. To put it in a simple way It was what one would even consider to be a peaceful day with how everything was going on.
Far more peaceful than how it usually was considering the certain well known family living in there. Even the old Bud Grouse was slightly concerned with how calm everything was. Living in that particular street for most of his life, moment of peace wasn't only rare but also quite worrying since it was more likely to be the silence before the storm whenever those family got involved. But that day was more suspicious than any other before. Mostly because unlike what he expected nothing actually happened. No shouting, no explosion, no stuff breaking, and no arguing, it was dead quiet. A deafening silence where even his old and stuffed ears can hear the water drop from his loose tap.
He was even starting to consider that he was having a heart attack, or perhaps even died of old age with how unsual the silence was, thinking that he was already in heaven. But it was really happening, the neighborhood was actually quiet for once. At the realization, the old man fell to his knees, his wrinkled hands clasped into a prayer. He don't actually believe in miracle, but maybe, just maybe, for once, he can believe that God existed.
...
As for a certain young blonde teenager, Carol Pingrey parked her car, a light blue prius in the parking lot of a familiar restaurant she had frequented before, being a spot where she can hang out due to her friend being a daughter of the restaurant's owner. She thought it might have taken them longer to reconcile because of their rivalry but they both returned to be best friend before going to their respective universities to pursue their dream. Like Lori who got a golf scholarship at Fairway, she also got her own, which also was quite a distance away from Royal Woods. It was a four hour trip from her university to get here, and under other circumstances she would rarely came back home unless it was really necessary like for father's day. But today she wasn't only here because of that, today was different... It was special.
She might have shown herself to others as a delicate and independent woman, ready to fight the challenge the world has to offer. But even now looking at the familiar sight around her she still need to admit that she also missed her hometown a lot. She don't exactly have many fond memory growing there but those little occurance that she had, she will always treasures them for as long as she lives. Maybe it was just the nostalgia talking. As much as she want to stay here, she also want to travel the world and see what new exciting adventure she will get into. That's the conflict in life she guessed, whether to stay or to go, to be content or to try new thing. All for her alone to decide, it was a terryfing thought and yet also an exhilarating one. Who knows where she will end up. She don't know that for sure but she already know what she wanted, now she just need to pave her way to reach her dream.
As for the moment, she know where she are... She just don't know why exactly she was here.
Turning the engine off, Carol pulled the key and rested her back against the seat with a long sigh. It was a long trip and she still don't know the reason why she was here. Even with all the free time she had to think about it during her drive, she still have no clue what could possibly made Lori to ask her to come here of all places. All that she knew was that it was a surprise, and emphasize on it being a surprise.
She wasn't sure if it was going to be some kind of special event or something so she just decided to wear her usual attire, a blue shirt with white collar, a brown skirt with checker pattern, a pair of brown shoes with purplish-blue socks worn high, and her blue headband. Plus, she also don't want to look out of place if she wears something too extravagant. Considering the place she was told to meet her friend, she probably did the right choice.
Guess she won't need her proper dress that she kept nicely in her backseat. Oh well, there is nothing wrong with being prepared.
"Carol!" Her eyes widened in shock as the blonde teen quickly jerked her head to the side where a familiar face peered in through the window, sticking her face so close to the glass that she could see the brunette's breath.
At the realization of who the girl was, she took in a deep breath and placed her right palm against her chest, calming herself from the sudden fright her friend just caused. When she felt good enough, her tired eyes instantly narrowed into one of annoyance as Carol stared at the brown haired girl waving cheerfully at her with a smile. Right, there are also reason why she would prefer to be far away from this town.
Bless the oblivious girl but she will be the death of her if they were stuck in an empty room together for too long.
Ready to face the harsh day ahead of her, Carol finally opened the door and stepped out from her car before being assaulted by the brown haired girl hugging her a little bit too tightly for her comfort. Even with her breath being choked out from her constricting lungs, she still returned the hug, slowly patting the other girls back with a strained smile.
"Oh Carol it's been so long, I know it's you, I would recognize that sad and lonely face anywhere!" The brown haired girl exclaimed as the corner of Carol's lip twitched at the unnecessary remark.
"Ha ha, very funny Becky." Carol annoyedly said before pulling away from the hug and looking her friend all over. She almost glared when she saw how well endowed her friend had grown in the last few months compared to her own. Hers was still quite impressive but Becky's was on another league of their own. Well, you win some, you lose some.
"I heard you got into that university you wanted so bad. Congratulation." Becky sincerely said. As annoying as she was, Carol knew most of her actions was made with good intentions. She just had a weird way of showing them. A really weird way.
"Thanks, what about you Becky, I barely heard anything from you after I left." Carol curiosly asked. She don't exactly know much about what happened to most of her friends after they separated. Those that she knew of was mostly just the friends which she followed on social media like Lori and Becky.
"Oh you know, I just go to the community college here." Becky simply waved her off. "In fact, a lot of our friends does."
"Wait, seriously? I thought your scores were good enough for you to get into some of the university you wanted to?" Carol said in bewilderment. She didn't know her friend was still living and continuing her study here, she expected her to leave the town like her and Lori did.
"It wasn't that big of a deal, besides I also have something really precious to me in this town." Becky replied with a small smirk.
"You got a boyfriend!?" Carol gasped in surprise. "Who is him? Do I know him? Hold on was it a girl? Answer me Becky!?" She pushed on for the answer.
"It's a secret." Becky whispered while placing her index finger against her lips, further irritating Carol with her secrecy. If Becky had gotten a boyfriend, she of all people should have known about whoever she was dating already from their other friends. And knowing Becky, she wasn't exactly the type of person who would hide her relationship status either, in fact she would probably bragged about her partner to everyone. Why would she need to hide if she was dating someone.
Did... Did she date someone much older than her. No, that can't be the reason, that would be impossible. She knew her friend and Becky would never do something like that.
"So, you're here because Lori texted you too I guess." Becky said while nudging her to walk to the restaurant with her.
"Y-yeah, you know why she was doing all of this?" Carol followed her friend by her side, looking at the restaurant, Lynn's Table within their sight. "I just got a text from her that say it was a surprise or something."
"Me too, honestly knowing Lori this probably has something to do with Bobby, you know how they are. They just can't stop munching on each other faces." Becky chuckled as Carol smirked at the mental image of the couple. She need to admit that they are in fact made for each others, but it was still quite annoying to say the least when they are together.
"If it was really that, I would probably just get back home." Carol remarked while slowly shaking her head. Seriously, she have no reason to stay here if Lori was only going to showoff how much she can shove his tounge into her boyfriend's mouth.
"Well there is only one way to find out." Becky said with a smile as they both stood infront the glass door of the establishment. "It's nice to see you again Carol." She admitted, her gaze was still straight ahead but she knew her friend was telling the truth. That was just the kind of person she was, playful and mischievous, annoying at times but still someone she would be proud of to call her friend.
"It's nice to see you too Becky." She responded in amusement. Whatever shenanigans Lori was planning to do today, she can't really say that she mind it that much anymore. After all, it was nice to catch up with her friend.
With that out of the way, they both entered the establishment where upon their arrival greeted by a sight they never thought they would ever see in their life. Today was just beginning, and it will certainly be a long day ahead of them.
...
Almost the entirety of the restaurant interior was completely changed from their usual design. Surprisingly, they are leading more towards the sophisticated and high class society with the colder color scheme and arrangements being displayed in the establishment as one of the main attraction. The sound of smooth jazz could also be heard being played to add the grand in the atmosphere while familiar girls in stereotypical black and white maid outfit went to one occupied table to another. It was one of those sight where if it was told nobody would ever believe that it was real. Expecially considering how different the restaurant looked like from the outside. It was like they were stepping into a different world with how shocking the contrast was.
"E-excuse me." But that wasn't what that surprised them the most, no, compared to what they are looking at right now all of those stuff was merely distraction to what have their attention the most.
"S-shall I s-show you to your table-" The embarrassed young girl paused, biting her bottom lips and pushing the front hem of her short skirt with both of her slender hands under their wide gazes.
"M-master..." The girl muttered out before hesitantly lifting her head to show the clear pool of blue staring back at both the teen girls still standing at the door with their mouth wide open in shock.
Neither of them know how to react to this, to the cute and beautiful white haired girl in frilly maid outfit squirming infront of them. Because as much as they don't want to admit it...
They know...
They know 'she' wasn't a girl.
"L-Lincoln?" Carol was the first to speak. "I-is that really you?" She looked at what was supposed to be the only boy in the Loud family once more time. There is just no way that this is the same boy that she knew of. Seriously, what kind of messed up witchcraft is this?
Unlike her who was still slightly petrified and figuring the situation out, Becky was quick to make her move.
"Eek!" Lincoln loudly squeaked when his face was suddenly stuffed between two large and round pillows of warm flesh. His body went frigid as his eyes shut tightly close, not wanting to see or do something that might of make everything worse by moving. Not like he can struggle in her grasp anyway. Even in his current state he could clearly hear the older girl taking in his scent as her warm breath caressed the side of his cheek.
"Your cute face looked really good there white bunny~" Becky whispered into his ear, sending his entire body into flight or fight mode as if his instinct was warning him of a nearby predator leering over his bleeding wound, attracting them like moth to fire.
"Hey, what's happening here!?" Lynn angrily asked with her hands placed on her waist. Noticing the situation, she rolled her eyes in annoyance. "Seriously Linka, again?" The sport sister groaned in frustration.
"I-It wasn't like I wanted this to happen, can you please get me out already!" Linka pleaded, her voice muffled against the fabric of Becky's tank top, receiving a squeal from the older girl.
"From where I'm standing it looks like you're enjoying it." Lynn mumbled under her breath.
"Lynn, this is not the right time to be joking, please, I'm begging you!" Linka said in desperation.
"Alright fine, miss would you please let my bro... I mean my cousin go already, you're breaking the rule of this restaurant right now, and we might throw you out if you keep doing this." Lynn warned.
"What rules?" Becky questioned, narrowing her eyes into a glare at Lynn who wasn't fazed by her intimidation.
"Like there are totes three rules here." Came the soft and calm voice of Leni.
Becky slightly jerked when a pair of well manicured hands buried their fingers into her shoulders before slowly pulling her away from the gasping Linka still struggling to catch her breath.
"First, you're totes not allowed to be in here unless you purchase something from the menu." Leni said, turning the brunette around to look straight at her smiling face.
"Second, you're not allowed to waste the food that you buy here. Like that would really be a shame, poor Luan was putting so much love into her cooking" Leni continued, her kind smile slowly fading as the bright color in her eyes slowly getting more monotone.
"And the most important one, the one you should never break. Unless you're given the permission to, you're not allowed under any circumstances touch any of the maids here." Leni said, softly yet coldly caressing Becky's cheek in her right palm. "Especially our little Linka here, as you can see she is weak and fragile..." She added under her breath, words only for the both of them to hear. Even a terryfing predator is nothing compared to a real monster hiding under the clothing of a harmless sheep.
And as quick as the monster peeked out from the shadow, it returned under the facade of an oblivious sheep. Unknown to the others, ignorance of the bloodstain on the pure white wool.
"Like do you understand Becky?" Leni asked with her usual gentle smile.
"Y-yeah, I-I got it Leni." Becky responded with a nod. Her wide eyes still locked on the smiling girl, kindly fixing the white hair on Linka's head.
"That's totes great, now if everything is fine here, why won't you let our cousin, Linka show you to your table." Leni suggested as Lynn groaned before getting back to her duty.
"T-thanks Leni." Linka said, looking at the older girl while Leni gently patted her head.
"It's totes fine Linka..." Leni simply replied, though slowly leaning closer towards her flustered face. "After all, your dear sweet sister is here for you~" She whispered.
It didn't make her feel any better...
"R-right." Linka swallowed the lump in her throat and turned towards her customers, or 'masters' as Lori had ordered her to address them with. Something about the maid etiquette she had introduced to them before opening the restaurant.
She looked at the two teenagers still having their eyes trained on her, doing her best not to avert her gaze while she bit her bottom lips in embarrassment. A faint tinge of red painted her freckled cheeks as Linka lifted the menu to cover the lower part of her flushed face, her sparkling eyes peeking at Carol and Becky over the thin black cover of the menu she was holding up with both of her hands.
"W-would you please follow me... M-master." Linka cutely stuttered while nudging towards an empty table at the back, waking both of the girls up from their stupor.
"R-right, lead the way Linco- I mean lead the way Linka." Becky hurriedly said, still unnerved with the look Leni was giving her at the moment. She could still clearly felt the blonde haired girl's gaze on her, and that smile... There is just something really wrong about that smile.
With a nod, Linka led them to their table as they each took their seats. By now Leni had already went back to her duty, attending to one customer after another with her cheerful bright smile, though her gaze would occasionally stole a quick glance at the white haired girl handing out the menu to them, slightly squirming with nothing to hide her flustered face anymore.
"W-what would you like to order master?" She asked, her blue eyes gleamed like clear crystal as Linka brought one of her clenched fist to her mouth, the other making sure her skirt wouldn't lift up, exposing the milky caramel skin of her slender thighs barely hiding underneath.
"Wha- H-how, just what is happening here?" Carol who has been quiet the entire time finally spoke, the bewilderment obvious on her face still struggling to figure out their current situation. How can she even try to understand something like this. It just doesn't make sense. And the sight of the blushing boy in the maid outfit wasn't helping her to concentrate either.
Why does he need to look so cute in that dress. It was like his body was made specifically to wear that outfit. From the modest yet risque skirt length to the frills and cute apron comfortably fitting his figure. But she knew it wasn't only that, everything about the boy has drastically changed from the boy that she knew of. The nervous person she was looking at right now was like a completely different person, a new character being introduced into the story. From her bashful personality to her gentle gesture along with the hesitation in her quiet yet melodious voice. Everything about the girl she was looking at right now was like the art of perfection for a fair and delicate young lady, the one from book of fairy tales and romance novel. One that could even surpassed her in popularity if she ever decided to get into social media.
Though, she don't think that was simply the reason, sure the maid outfit was a great design. But compared to the person wearing it, the dress was nothing more than just an accessory to point out more of the girl's appeal. Her long white hair was as straight and smooth as silk, her silvery eyelashes and light pink eyeshadows only adding the attractiveness of her innocent blue eyes, slightly glistening like a clear blue lake refecting the cloudless sky, her freckled cheeks tinged with red blushes as her pink lips begging to be wipe with red lipstick, to be moisten with saliva as the pure girl desperately panted for air.
To have her name being muttered out from the girl's sinful lips in ecstasy and delight, urgently longing for her own lips to steal more air from her already fragile lungs. To have her innocence devoured, tainted with her filthy scent marking the pure girl as her own... Wouldn't that just be amazing...
Wait, what the hell was she thinking about!?
"Yeah Lincoln, what's happening here, seriously I never saw Leni like that before." Becky asked, slightly shaking at the memory.
"Please just call me Linka, I don't want people to recognize me in this dress." She sighed in resignation. "Plus, it would better if people think I'm their cousin."
"What do you mean by that? We know it's you from the beginning." Becky raised a brow in confusion. Sure he looked different but it wasn't enough that she wouldn't be able to recognize the boy anymore.
"Well, not many people actually know who Lincoln Loud is, sure most people in here right now are from this town but they don't exactly know who I am." She explained as easily as possible.
"I'm not sure if I'm lucky or not that those who know me aren't here right now." She couldn't help but shivered at the thought. Would they even recognize him?
"And this all happened because of me, mostly..." Linka said. "It was supposed to be a gift to our dad for father's day, we will give all the profit that we would get from this maid event to dad while also giving him a day off to spend time with mom." She paused, her eyes lowered to the floor as she scrunched the front hem of her skirt.
"Somehow this kind of happened along the way." She added with a defeated smile.
"Wow, that's rough." Becky looked at the white haired girl in pity. If she can, she would have just taken the girl into her arms before smoldering her with all the comfort her body can offer.
"You know, to be honest, I kind of already got over this. Right now I just wanted to get this day over with... So what would you both like to order?" She asked while holding a notepad and red pen.
"Um, just give me..." Becky scanned the menu when something caught her interest. "What is this Linka's special meal?" She asked as Linka flinched at the question.
"And why is it so expensive?" Carol chimed in when she noticed the price tag for most of the dishes.
"Y-you don't want that, trust me." Linka frantically said while avoiding their gazes.
Narrowing her eyes, Becky reached for her wallet and pulled out 15 dollars before sliding them on the table. "Hit me." She confidently said.
Sighing, Linka took the money and placed them into the menu.
"So what kind of meal is this?" Becky asked. "Just so you know, I'm not really good with seafood." She nervously added.
Her eyes widened in shock when Linka suddenly moved and sat on her lap, facing towards her with her legs placed on either sides. Her blushing face looking straight at hers as she gently hang both of her hands on each of her shoulders, sending excited shiver down her spine at her warm touch. She could feel her heart rapidly beating against her chest with how close their faces were to each other.
"E-enjoy your meal... Master~" Linka softly whispered before planting a chaste kiss on the brunette's cheek.
It was just a simple innocent kiss from the white haired girl but one that left so much effects on Becky. That single gesture alone was enough to send so much serotonin into her brain to shortcircuit her entire system, leaving the girl petrified in a pure state of untainted bliss. It was a moment where one concentrated all of their mental effort to memorize the feeling, to keep the moment alive, to remember all the details of the interaction, to seek for as many information as they can from the experience, like an addict begging for release from the cruel world. It was depravity. A sin of forbidden desire. Something that is so wrong in so many way and yet the pleasure was madly addicting.
"What the-" Carol blurted out, still recovering from the shock at the ridiculous sight she just witnessed.
"And that-" Linka carefully backed away and stood up beside their table, her freckled cheeks a significant color of red as hot shame washed over her face. "-Is the Linka's special meal."
She lifted the menu and hugged it close against her chest. "W-when you're ready to order, feel free to call for the others." She lowered her head, turned around, and ready to walk away when a hand suddenly grasped her shoulder, halting her step and eliciting a cute squeak from her.
"Where do you think you're going white bunny~"
Linka looked over her shoulder only to see Becky grinning mischievously at her while holding a 100 bills between her index and middle finger.
"We are not done here." She added with a devious glint in her hazel eyes, seizing him down like a full course meal.
"Woah, easy there Becky, I literally don't want you to waste all your money on her." To her mercy, Lori pulled Linka from the brunette as the white haired girl wasted no time to hide cutely behind the oldest sister in the head maid outfit.
"Seriously Lori you called us here just for this." Carol frustratedly said while also hiding her own growing blush creeping on her cheeks.
"Well of course, I know my target audience." Lori replied with her arms folded over her chest, a smug smirk plastered proudly on her face.
"That's cheap Lori, even for you." Carol asserted, glancing at the white haired girl peeking from behind the head maid.
"Oh please, we both know I'm doing all of us a favor right now." Lori rolled her eyes. "Besides, this was all her idea."
"H-hey! I never agreed to wear this dress." Linka argued, pouting at the oldest sister.
"Seriously, how many times do I have to tell you that it would only be fair for you to also wear that outfit if we need to, the others would complain if only you get to wear something else." Lori pointed out.
"So that's why all of you agreed with my plan!?" Linka exclaimed, no longer hiding behind Lori, Instead facing towards her with a fierce glare.
"Um..." Lori averted her gaze away from the white haired girl, avoiding her questioning eyes. Though it did little to dampen the displeasure permeating from the frustrated young girl.
"I knew there was something wrong from the beginning," Linka groaned. "I thought you already learned your lesson but if you really wanted to play it like this then fine, have it your way, just don't be mad at me when I got back at you..." Linka turned around, flipping her skirt along with her quick transition.
"And know that I can be much more worse than Lisa if I wanted to." She said in a low voice.
With that out of the way, Linka left their table as Becky and Carol both looked at Lori with a knowing smile.
"You messed up big time girl." Becky said while slowly shaking her head.
"Now that is something worth paying to watch." Carol agreed, planting her cheek into her upturned left palm.
"Whatever, I literally don't care, plus what can he even do to me." Lori said with an eye roll.
"Sigh, you better watch out Lori." They all slightly jumped when Lucy appeared beside their table. "I've never seen Lincoln that upset before, you don't know what he is really capable of." Lucy warned, the hidden glint under her dark bangs penetrating her soul.
"Lucy, when did you get here!?" Lori asked, still struggling to calm herself from her younger sister sudden appearance.
"Linka asked me to attend to this table, may your pitiful soul be granted peace among the dead."
"Just get back to work Lucy, or I will literally turn you into a human pretzel!" Lori ordered.
"Sigh, don't say I didn't warn you." Lucy simply replied before placing the menu on the table. "So how may I assist you today..." Lucy asked as Lori cleared her throat much to her annoyance. "Master." She added.
Satisfied, Lori went back into the kitchen to check on her sisters in the cooking department, making sure that everything was organized.
"I felt sorry for you kid." Carol honestly said.
"Don't be, she don't know what she's getting herself into, there is a reason why none of us would dare to upset our dear brother." Lucy simply stated, an unsettling grin slowly creeping onto her pale face.
"And what a wonderful sight it would be..." The black haired girl blissfully continued, almost salivating at the thought with how far and depraved her imagination had stimulated her.
Looking at the creepy grin on the young goth girl's face, Carol couldn't help but redirected her pity to her friend for whatever misfortune that would befall her soon. They eventually ordered their foods as Lucy gave them a curt nod before heading to the kitchen.
"Hey Carol, do you think I can order another Linka's special meal?" Becky asked with a smirk.
"Seriously Becky, he's a minor, this is illegal you know." Carol sternly said.
"You just said that because you're jealous, I know you wanted it too." Becky remarked.
"What! That's ridiculous." Carol retorted with her arms crossed over her chest in defiance.
"Just admit it Carol, I can see it in your eyes..." Becky slowly leaned forwards, resting the under of her ample chest on the table. "You can't hide what you truly felt from me, you want him, you want all of him, all for yourself." She added with her eyes half lidded.
Carol glared at her, as much as she don't want to admit it there is some small part deep inside of her conscious, the part she barely entertain that desperately craved for something like this to happen.
"I've nothing to say." Carol responded.
"Your silence is a good enough answer." Becky noted. "So what are you waiting for Carol, this is your opportunity!"
Hearing what her friend said, Carol coiled back in surprise. "What the hell are you talking about!"
"You know what I'm talking about Carol, just think about it, when will you ever get a chance like this anymore, this is the only time you can let your imagination run wild." Becky picked up the menu and turned to a certain page before showing it to the puzzled blonde. "Just look at this."
The page was showcasing a bunch of accessories with a price tags close to them. From bunny ears, cuffs, and even collars being one of the few item being displayed as part of the service by the maids... And that's also including Linka, the cute and innocent white haired girl.
"Where did they even get all of this stuff." Carol remarked.
"Who cares, it's probably homemade or something, did you even notice the design on some of this stuff, they are far better in quality than what you can buy at the stores." Becky said.
"How did you even know all of this?" Carol asked in frustration.
"That's not important, what important is you need to start taking your chances before you regretted it later. Just look at me, I already got a kiss from him, can you say the same about yourself." Becky replied.
"Why would I want a kiss from him, he's way younger than me, I'm not like you Becky!" Carol, argued.
"Of course you're not me, you are way worse than me with your denial... You know what, fine, I will deal with this for you, don't say I never do anything good for you." Becky responded with an eye roll before taking out her smartphone.
"Wait Becky, what are you doing!?" Carol raised her voice, almost standing up from her seat when a voice suddenly caught her off guard.
"Um, excuse me but do you know where Lori is?" At the familiar voice, Carol turned her head only to see Bobby or mostly known as Boo boo bear standing sheepishly near their table.
"Bobby, what are you doing here?" Carol asked with a brow raised.
"Well, I was close by so I thought Lori won't mind if I come to visit her as a surprise. I already went to her house earlier but her parents said she would be here." Bobby said with a shrug.
"Bobby!" They're both caught by surprise at the feminine yet different voice than they expected to hear. And they were only more shocked to see the hispanic teen almost falling over when a white haired girl suddenly leapt forwards and hugged his waist.
"Woah! Linka is it really you, how long has it been since I last saw you." Bobby said with a genuine smile, gently swinging the girls around in his arms before placing her down.
"Of course it's me silly, Lincoln told me a lot about you when we last talk, I'm glad to hear that you took my advice." Linka replied with a tiny giggle, tucking a strand of her long white hair behind her ear. "I heard you had a lot of fun with him." She added.
"Yeah, thanks again for that Linka, I think I'm more closer to Lincoln now." Bobby embarrassedly rubbed the back of his neck.
"It's fine Bobby, I'm just happy to know Lincoln had fun with you. That's all I could ever wish for." Linka slightly leaned forwards and placed her hands behind her back. She raised her hips a bit as her skirt slightly riding up her thighs with her gentle movement, still covering her modesty. Though it was enough to show the creamy flesh of her skin fitting into the pair of black high socks reaching her slender thighs.
D-did she just get more cuter, was that even possible? Compared to the Linka that they were seeing before, now she was more like a younger sister that everyone would have wanted to protect and cherish. A girl that all boys and men would have wished to be in their life. If she was a cute and pure girl before, now she was a blooming sunflower, spreading warmth and happiness to the people around her. Even looking at her smile was like an instant cure to the darkness looming in someone heart, erasing their negative thoughts entirely. If they are struggling to find a reason for their pointless life, they would have been grateful instead to be alive in the same reality as the girl, knowing true happiness still existed in this cruel world where even their hardest efforts was treated like nothing.
Where the hell is all this pure energy even coming from? How can a simple girl be able to emit this much joy and comfort from her existence alone.
But Carol and Becky both knew it wasn't only that, she was already a bundle of cuteness before with her graceful and bashful nature, she was just now showing what would happen if she actually put her heart into it.
The Linka that they are seeing right now was one born from spite, from joy of seeing other people suffer. Such as from the greatest and dangerous weapon in the world...
Jealousy.
And it wasn't a normal one either, it was one of helplessness and irony. The sweet taste of chocolate to the sour juicy strawberry, a combination of flavor and texture exploding in their mouth, leaving a lingering aftertaste of a sinful delight.
And the effects was instant with how Lori was staring at Bobby and Linka with her mouth wide open in shock. It wasn't hard to know that she was fighting a losing war. Compared to her, Linka was in many ways better than she could ever dream to be. It was a pointless war, by proving her point she will only fall into her own grave. She created her, and like Victor Frankenstein, she will lose the love of her life to her. What did she expect would happen when she created a life and treated it like a monster. Everything have a price, and for her sin of fool, she was punished accordingly.
The nameless God of comedy was cackling like a madman at the hilarious show being set on the bright stage.
Somewhere, Lucy was watching the scene unfolding while barely holding onto her own laughter slipping from her lips. It was cruel, she never thought her brother would ever play into his character and yet here he was, providing her with the most entertaining revenge beyond her imagination. Even her twisted heart felt more alive with the sweet nectar of jealousy dripping like poison into a fine glass of red wine, served with tears and pieces of broken heart. She could definitely say this was the most fun she ever had since he wore that white dress quite awhile ago.
"Oh right! Bobby why don't you take a seat and order something." Linka offered while looking up at him with her eyes half lidded. "It's my treat."
"Are you sure Linka, you're getting a lot of customers right now, don't you need to serve them?" Bobby asked, though he made no attempt to refuse when Linka showed him an empty seat beside Carol.
"Don't worry Bobby, besides I'm sure Lori would have wanted me take care of you since she is busy at the moment." She lied as naturally as she breathed.
"If you said so." Taking his seat, Bobby looked at both the familiar girls occupying the table. "Sorry if I'm bothering you." He sheepishly apologized, not at all noticing the shocked expression on their faces watching the entire interaction as if it was so ridiculous to them. D-did he really not recognize who the girl actually was?
"So what would you like to order master~" Linka asked, slightly giggling when Bobby almost choked on nothing when he heard her. "It was Lori's idea, she said it would be fitting for the atmosphere."
"Um, o-okay, I'm not used with this kind of stuff can you recommend something for me?" Bobby requested while lightly scratching his cheek in embarrassment.
"Well it is quite expensive but you don't need to worry since it is my treat today, how about Linka's special meal?" She said with a small smile, not at all bothered by Becky and Carol quickly turning their heads towards her in shock. Is... Is this really happening?
"Is it good?" Bobby raised a brow at the weird name of the dish.
"There's only one way to find out isn't it?" Linka softly said.
"I supposed it wouldn't hurt to try right, plus I trust you." Bobby said with a small smile. "I will be having Linka's special meal then please."
At that, the smile on her face widened. "Thank you for you patronage master."
Bobby don't even register what just happened as he was now face to face with the white haired girl sitting on his lap, her slender arms wrapped around his neck.
"Um, Linka what is this?" Bobby nervously asked, his blushing face feverish with her warm breath close to his sensitive skin, their lips barely touching with nothing separating them.
"What are you talking about master..." His body shook when her soft lips pressed against his left cheek. "This IS Linka's special meal." She added, her freckled cheeks reddened when she felt a bulge poking into her rear, eliciting a cheshire grin on her face as Linka looked down on the embarrassed teen avoiding her flirty gaze.
She carefully planted another kiss on his other cheek before turning his head with both of her soft hands to look straight at her. "There's no need to be ashamed Bobby, I'm flattered, really, Just think of this as a thank you for being such a good brother for Lincoln. Will you..."
"Master~" She leaned in closer and gently bit his earlobe, gaining a squeal from the hispanic teen instantly turned on by her erotic stimulation to his hormonal body. She gently yet teasingly rubbed her hips on his lap, further giving more friction to the growing bulge poking beneath his jeans. As much as he don't want to admit it, he never felt anything like this before, even when he was with Lori. How is that possible?
A girl that wasn't even his girlfriend was able to make him feel so weak and vulnerable like this under her touch and teasing alone. What type of sick roleplay is this? And why is his body only reacting like this from her!?
"Alright, that's ENOUGH Linka." A rough voice barely spoke as if struggling to contain the anger seething out from her internal screaming.
"Oh Lori you're here, sorry I didn't see you there." She did see her there, it was just more enjoyable to feign ignorance under this character she had created as her own punishment.
"Why don't you get to the kitchen while I deal with this table." Lori muttered through gritted teeth with an obviously fake smile she was struggling to put on.
"Are you sure Lori, I wouldn't mind hanging out with your boyfriend for a little bit longer." Linka teased.
"GET. OFF. HIM. LINKA." Lori sternly said with a burning glare of pure hatred.
"Hmph, you're no fun Lori, I thought you liked playing game like this." Linka pouted, carefully backing away from the hispanic teen and straightening her maid dress. "Well it is nice meeting you again Bobby, I hope we can talk more later, of course if Lori won't mind." She cutely waved at him with a tiny smile before lightly skipping into the kitchen, ignoring the sharp glare Lori was stabbing into her back.
At the table, Becky coughed awkwardly into her fist. "So... That's just happen."
"Shut it." Lori warned, looking at her flustered boyfriend struggling to cover his crotch. Narrowing her eyes, she let out a sigh of resignation before quickly taking his hand and dragging Bobby out from the restaurant. It was quiet for a moment as neither of them speak, still too shocked to even understand what just happened. Though it didn't take long either before one of them woke up from their trance.
"That... That was HOT..."
"Really Becky... Infront of my salad!?"
...
Sighing, Carol got into her car and closed the door, gently leaning her back against the driver seat to release the pent up stress her body was dealing with. Today was... Interesting to say the least. She already parted way with Becky earlier since her friend had something planned for the evening. Plus it's not like she don't have anything else planned for the rest of her day off, thinking back on it she still need to get back home for dinner with her family. It is still father's day after all and her mother had prepared quite a feast for tonight. And like her mom would say, it would be rude of her not being there to celebrate with them. Lest she wanted her dad to sulk like a little kid if she get back home late.
Carol slowly shook her head with a small smile of amusement at the memory of her father tearing up when she was accepted into the university she applied for. She definitely got her sensitive side from him.
A few knocks at her side window caught her attention as Carol turned her head to see Linka waving at her. Raising a brow in confusion, she opened the door and looked at the white haired girl nervously standing beside her car.
"Linka- I mean Lincoln, what are you doing here?" She asked, struggling not to look at the girl's cute boyish face. Well HE is a boy, and yet even she need to admit that he looked really good in that maid outfit. God, just how much she wanted to see him slowly taking the outfit off for her. Wait, what the hell was she thinking!
"O-oh s-sorry if I'm disturbing you, I... " Linka paused, her eyes nervously looking at the ground in a moment of thought before slightly lifting up to look at her. Was she doing this on purpose, why did everything she does need to be so painfully cute. She was starting to give her a heart attack with how fast her heart was racing in her chest.
"Can... Can we talk inside?" Linka continued, her eyes fluttered as she rubbed her left arm.
"S-sure, come on in Lincoln." Carol said only to widened her eyes when Linka slowly yet carefully got into the driver seat before sitting on her lap, her face inches away from hers.
Oh
So this is what it felt like...
"Becky specifically paid for you to have the Linka's special meal, she even paid extra to do it as a surprise in advance." Linka sheepishly said, her freckled cheek warm with how hard she was blushing at the moment.
"Sorry if this is uncomfortable for you, I still need to wear this stupid maid outfit for today," Linka added before planting a chaste yet risky kiss on her right cheek, far too close to the corner of her lips. "And I still need to keep my agreement with Lori."
"W-what's the deal with that anyway?" Carol asked, her eyes averted from looking at the exposed skin of the white haired girl's neck.
"Well you know how Lori is, she never satisfied when things didn't go her way, she need to learn not to mess with me one way or another..." Her heart skipped a beat when Linka cutely giggled infront of her.
"And it's fun to give her the taste of her medicine." She added before slowly closing in to Carol.
"You know what, as much as I like this character that Lori created, there is a reason why Lincoln is just as dangerous as Linka was, perhaps even more."
"W-what do you mean by that?" Carol swallowed the lump in her throat.
"Why don't you find out yourself..." Linka clasped both of her hands against her cheeks, forcing her to look only at her sultry blue eyes and inviting pink lips luring her to move closer.
"Master~"
As she found out, she would be back home late that day after all. With a few missed calls from her mom and a reminder to thanks Becky, her best friend in the world when she got the chance to, Carol let herself being pampered by the white haired girl. And it was more than just kisses if you know what she meant.
Though she still couldn't help but wonder...
How much would it be to buy the maid outfit from him. It would be a waste if they just throw it away after using it once, and she definitely don't want any pervert to have it either. Maybe she could make an arrangement with Lori about it.
Well, there's always next time... And it would only be for her... The vip treatment...