Zelda Fantasy 8: The ultimate crossover(and MST!) between Final Fantasy 8 and Zelda
by Jigglypuff
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Jigglypuff comes in the room, followed by Galaxy Girl, Chica, and Cerena, carrying a Gamecube in with a stack of CDs high enough to match a mini replica of the Twin Towers(no offense!). Wintyr came bursting in last.
"So, do you dare say you guys get a taste of what Final Fantasy is?"
"It's good, that's what it is!", Wintyr said while playing with a Laguna action figure.
"Well, me, GG, and Chica haven't even seen this phenomenon. It's safe to say that we should get a taste of it at least once!" Cerena argued.
"GG? Please hand me the disc case."
GG gave Jigglypuff a 4-disc case, labeled 'Zelda Fantasy 8'. Jigglypuff opened the case, took out a disc labeled DISC ONE, and placed it in the Gamecube.
"Here we go....let's select New Game...."
A peaceful beach lit the screen. And so began one of the greatest crossovers MSTed....
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( A small beach is shown. Girls sing the words "Fithos.....Lusec.....Wecos......Vinosec...." as the camera starts moving forward out towards the sea. Text appears-)
I'll be here....
[Jigglypuff: AACK! Hallucination!]
Why?
[GG:To kiss ya baby!]
I'll be waiting for you....
[Chica: Who?]
[Jigglypuff: Your Momma!]
(Scene changes to a desert, but camera still moves forward)
If you come here.....
(Scene changes to a flower field)
You'll find me.
[Wintyr:Where?]
I promise.
[Cerena:You haven't told us where yet!]
(Cut to scene: Zelda, as Rinoa, catching a petal and changing it into a gold feather)
[GG:OOH! Magic! Show it again!]
(The gold feather flies into the sky and then comes down as a gunblade, which is recognizable as Link/Squall's. Edea/Nabooru is shown in the background.)
JIGGLYPUFF PRODUCTIONS
PRESENT
ZELDA FANTASY 8
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(Link picks up his gunblade and goes toward Seifer/Ganondorf, and starts to fight him. The first swing of the sword brings some feathers to appear, changing the camera's view to that of Zelda. Then Nabooru. Then Zelda and Nabooru.)
[GG: Is this game all about Nabooru and Zelda?]
[Chica: I hope not.]
(Link starts sword-fighting with Ganondorf)
[GG:And ends up being killed by Ganondorf.]
[Chica: Who's obviously high on Sweet N' Low.]
(Ganondorf casts a spell, which makes Link vulnerable to attack. Ganon raises his sword)
[Wintyr: And imitates Cloud's Shinra Salute!]
(and swings it down)
[Jigglypuff:To kill himself!]
(cutting a piece of skin beside Link's nose. Link retaliates by swinging his sword, using sparks from the ground)
[Wintyr:To make fireworks!]
(to blind Ganondorf as he makes the same cut, only on the opposite side of the nose. Pictures flash of Link and Zelda...)
[Jigglypuff: Um.......does this mean I'm actually a Link/Zelda shipper now instead of Link/Saria?]
[GG:Yep! NOT!]
[Jigglypuff: Now you're confusing me!]
(and it all disappears, replaced by black and text...)
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Z E L D A | F A N T A S Y | V I I I
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(Link appears in the infirmary, lying down on a bed. Anju/Dr. Kadowaki is by his side.)
Anju:Are you all right?
(Jigglypuff goes to "my head hurts" on the menu that came.)
"My head hurts."
Anju:I understand. You should be fine! Say your name for me, at least!
[Jigglypuff: My name is WHAT? My name is WHO? My name is WHAT? Ny name is *chikachika* Slim Shady!]
(Jigglypuff punches in "Link" instead of "Squall" on the name input board)
[Jigglypuff: OK, so I forgot to modify the default names. My bad.]
Anju: You should be careful next time!
Link: Tell that to Ganondorf.
Anju: That Ganondorf....won't listen to anyone. You wanna be cool about it? Well, just don't get hurt in the process. I have MY share of pay, you know.
[GG:Too bad Seifer's in the bed right now.]
[Wintyr: You don't even want to know.]
[Cerena: I DO! I DO!]
Anju: Now who was your teacher again?
[GG(Math teacher voice):FWAHAHAHA! I AM THE GRIM REAPER AND I WILL GIVE YOU YOUR FINALS!]
Anju:Quistis(Ruto)! I'll call her now. ::dials up phone:: Hello? Yes. Your student is here. Come and get him, please.
/\/\/So we meet again, Link....../\/\/\/
\/\/\Wha?\/\/\/
(Ruto comes and looks at Link. She smiles passionately.)
Ruto:(I HAVE TO CONTROL MYSELF....THIS IS A VIDEO GAME! YOU CAN DO IT......)
Ruto:I knew it would be either you or Ganondorf! Let's go now.
-How'd you like the Prolouge? Please send all flames to the trash. Thank you.-
j i g g l y p u f f ' s | f i c s
by Jigglypuff
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Jigglypuff comes in the room, followed by Galaxy Girl, Chica, and Cerena, carrying a Gamecube in with a stack of CDs high enough to match a mini replica of the Twin Towers(no offense!). Wintyr came bursting in last.
"So, do you dare say you guys get a taste of what Final Fantasy is?"
"It's good, that's what it is!", Wintyr said while playing with a Laguna action figure.
"Well, me, GG, and Chica haven't even seen this phenomenon. It's safe to say that we should get a taste of it at least once!" Cerena argued.
"GG? Please hand me the disc case."
GG gave Jigglypuff a 4-disc case, labeled 'Zelda Fantasy 8'. Jigglypuff opened the case, took out a disc labeled DISC ONE, and placed it in the Gamecube.
"Here we go....let's select New Game...."
A peaceful beach lit the screen. And so began one of the greatest crossovers MSTed....
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L E G E N D |
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[] indicate authors - |
regular text -------- |
indicates game play.|
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( A small beach is shown. Girls sing the words "Fithos.....Lusec.....Wecos......Vinosec...." as the camera starts moving forward out towards the sea. Text appears-)
I'll be here....
[Jigglypuff: AACK! Hallucination!]
Why?
[GG:To kiss ya baby!]
I'll be waiting for you....
[Chica: Who?]
[Jigglypuff: Your Momma!]
(Scene changes to a desert, but camera still moves forward)
If you come here.....
(Scene changes to a flower field)
You'll find me.
[Wintyr:Where?]
I promise.
[Cerena:You haven't told us where yet!]
(Cut to scene: Zelda, as Rinoa, catching a petal and changing it into a gold feather)
[GG:OOH! Magic! Show it again!]
(The gold feather flies into the sky and then comes down as a gunblade, which is recognizable as Link/Squall's. Edea/Nabooru is shown in the background.)
JIGGLYPUFF PRODUCTIONS
PRESENT
ZELDA FANTASY 8
|||~-zf8-~|||
(Link picks up his gunblade and goes toward Seifer/Ganondorf, and starts to fight him. The first swing of the sword brings some feathers to appear, changing the camera's view to that of Zelda. Then Nabooru. Then Zelda and Nabooru.)
[GG: Is this game all about Nabooru and Zelda?]
[Chica: I hope not.]
(Link starts sword-fighting with Ganondorf)
[GG:And ends up being killed by Ganondorf.]
[Chica: Who's obviously high on Sweet N' Low.]
(Ganondorf casts a spell, which makes Link vulnerable to attack. Ganon raises his sword)
[Wintyr: And imitates Cloud's Shinra Salute!]
(and swings it down)
[Jigglypuff:To kill himself!]
(cutting a piece of skin beside Link's nose. Link retaliates by swinging his sword, using sparks from the ground)
[Wintyr:To make fireworks!]
(to blind Ganondorf as he makes the same cut, only on the opposite side of the nose. Pictures flash of Link and Zelda...)
[Jigglypuff: Um.......does this mean I'm actually a Link/Zelda shipper now instead of Link/Saria?]
[GG:Yep! NOT!]
[Jigglypuff: Now you're confusing me!]
(and it all disappears, replaced by black and text...)
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Z E L D A | F A N T A S Y | V I I I
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(Link appears in the infirmary, lying down on a bed. Anju/Dr. Kadowaki is by his side.)
Anju:Are you all right?
(Jigglypuff goes to "my head hurts" on the menu that came.)
"My head hurts."
Anju:I understand. You should be fine! Say your name for me, at least!
[Jigglypuff: My name is WHAT? My name is WHO? My name is WHAT? Ny name is *chikachika* Slim Shady!]
(Jigglypuff punches in "Link" instead of "Squall" on the name input board)
[Jigglypuff: OK, so I forgot to modify the default names. My bad.]
Anju: You should be careful next time!
Link: Tell that to Ganondorf.
Anju: That Ganondorf....won't listen to anyone. You wanna be cool about it? Well, just don't get hurt in the process. I have MY share of pay, you know.
[GG:Too bad Seifer's in the bed right now.]
[Wintyr: You don't even want to know.]
[Cerena: I DO! I DO!]
Anju: Now who was your teacher again?
[GG(Math teacher voice):FWAHAHAHA! I AM THE GRIM REAPER AND I WILL GIVE YOU YOUR FINALS!]
Anju:Quistis(Ruto)! I'll call her now. ::dials up phone:: Hello? Yes. Your student is here. Come and get him, please.
/\/\/So we meet again, Link....../\/\/\/
\/\/\Wha?\/\/\/
(Ruto comes and looks at Link. She smiles passionately.)
Ruto:(I HAVE TO CONTROL MYSELF....THIS IS A VIDEO GAME! YOU CAN DO IT......)
Ruto:I knew it would be either you or Ganondorf! Let's go now.
-How'd you like the Prolouge? Please send all flames to the trash. Thank you.-
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