Claire whom uses the
name thechaosdiva wrote Clu's part. I
think you'll like it. If not Charles
will spit on you. He doesn't like
spitting so please say you liked it. Enjoy!
Hi my name is Cluett
Bell better known as Clu. As Plato
clearly states: And so, when the two men have carried their justice and injustice
to the last extreme, we may judge which is the happier. But dude, that
really doesn't have anything to do with anything, I just wanted to remind you
that I'm majoring in Philosophy, which is totally righteous.
I don't know why I decided to major in Philosophy, cause, dude; I'm totally not
that smart. Well, at least, that's what I've been told. But it's
okay, cause, like, Annie still worships me. Annie, man, she's,
like…wow. She's not smart, or talented or beautiful, but wow. I
think it's the blonde hair. I mean, I
was around Fi for so long that I forgot that there were blonde
girls out there. Plus, Annie makes me feel smart. But I still dig Fi. Fi's my best bud,
man. We're kindred like that. I'll
always help her out, even if I get in trouble. Which I do. A
lot. Although that time warp thing was killer, man!!!
Anyways, I'm in college now because Carey, my brother joined the tour, and we
can only have one Bell boy on the bus at a time, because, you know, we're so
studly. And college is totally cool, because my roommate goes home all
the time, so I can walk around the room in this fig leaf that this girl on the
third floor gave me. And work on my Philosophy.
And you know what's really cool? I'm a surfer dude, even though I live in
Colorado!!! Doesn't that rock so hard!!!?? Awww, yeah baby, it's
sweet!!! And you know what else is awesome? Frozen burritos,
man. Burritosicles rock. Even though nobody but me likes them.
Anyways, my best friend is Jack and we do everything together.
Seriously. We even bought a haunted car once!!! Only, he's all
serious and stuff and I like to get down, you know what I'm saying? But
not with him, cause that's
just gross. Yeah…it's gross.
So, yeah, basically I'm at college, Philosophy rocks, Annie's cool, Fi's
better, and I don't like Jack. Yeah. That's about it. But
I'll leave you with a wicked Philosophy quote from Aristotle: A man who
pretends to greater qualities than he possesses with no ulterior motive is a
vile sort of person.
Philosophy rocks!!!!