I think Pelli wrote this chapter, but Christine (JackPhillipsGirl) might of helped. Not to sure though. All I know is that Disney owns everything below. Enjoy!
You guys still remember me? Aww, that's so sweet! Considering that my own family and former best friends rarely even make reference to my existence, I am quite flattered. It's really not their fault, though. If that bitch hadn't come and overthrown my reign as queen of the world of weirdness, none of this would have happened…
I guess I should start from the beginning. My name is Fiona Phillips, but everyone calls me Fi. I'm sixteen years old and I live in Seattle. For a long time, I spent my days cooped up on a bus touring across the country with the people I used to hold dearest to me. Used to, you ask? Yeah. But before I get ahead of myself, let me say that I loved the paranormal. It was my life! For me, there's always more than what you see on the surface. My passion was to find what others couldn't. Life was intriguing, exciting, and perfect… until she came along…
"She", a.k.a. the aforementioned bitch, is none other than Annie Winifred Thelen. They don't want you to know this but she ruined my life! I know the way she came waltzing in with her perfect blond hair and sickeningly thin figure and tight clothes and exotic past because I've seen that act already. It was sick! You should have seen the way Clu slobbered all over her. Hello, do you get any more obvious?! It was just so disgusting to watch. How had this girl been in my house for ten minutes and already have command over the room?
The worst part is that the phrase "I'm a ditz!" was practically scrawled across her forehead. I've known girls like that before. I know they're all the same. Somehow guys are stupid about that sort of thing, and adults love the bubbly perkiness, so I was alone in my immediate hatred. But, whatever, she would be leaving in a day or two, right?
Wrong. I knew something really horrible was going to happen when Bricriu showed up at my window, because, duh, horrible things always happen with him around. And then he tells me that my family is in great danger! Of all nerve! Naturally, I didn't believe him. And this is why I'm convinced that Annie somehow orchestrated the whole goddamn thing, because my last paranormal adventure was my dumbest one yet. Granted, the time I turned into a dog was pretty stupid, but this was even worse!
My whole family turned into animals.
I mean, right, my family was supposed to be in great danger. So shouldn't my grand finale be something more, let's see… dangerous?! Not when Annie is the mastermind behind it! Ooh, I'm so scared, Carey is a cute little bunny. Right. And then somehow we picked up all those leaves and pieced them together in, like, 30 seconds flat. The only reason I was pretty calm throughout this whole thing was because I eventually just decided that it had to be a dream. I still keep trying to wake myself up.
So, obviously, that entire "adventure" was a work of Annie's.
She's a spy for the evil side, I tell you. She and Bricriu are partners in
crime! I'm so convinced. To piss me off even more, she took my ring! The little
slut has my ring, and judging by what
she's told me in our unfortunate InstaGab chats, she abuses it. For crying out
loud, she discovered a town where the people were really bees. Dude, that's not
paranormal! I'm not there, so I've come to the conclusion that a) she's lying
about everything to "impress" me or b) she's simply delusional. The girl is
convinced that she sees a panther, for chrissakes. I really don't know what to
think.
The only thing I know for sure right now is, that until Annie goes back to Pakistan or Peru or wherever her idiotic parents went, there is no way in hell that I'm going back home. But maybe I should take the lack of phone calls and absence of emails as a good indication that they just might not want me there.