A/N: I couldn't keep myself away! I got 3 reviews!!!!! Yay! ::is excited:: Thank you to MandysGal, Raquel Lily, and Spirit and Essence! Hahhahahaha!!! I got reviews!! Now, anyone else who reads this, please continue on with reviewing, because I want you to!!!! Wheee! Oh, and you know what would be really nice? If all my kind readers and reviewers sent me Love Hina, Ghost in the Shell, or Fushigi Yuugi wall scrolls! Please? Let me know! Oh, and if you have ICQ, my number is 131743471, so feel free to message me to help, or just to chat. Ok, now on with the show!

Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, it wouldn't be fanfiction. That's how you can tell I don't own it. 'Cause I'm writing fanfiction. And the lack of writing skill is another way you can tell. And I don't live in Scotland. And I don't have children. And my hair is not red. Ok, I'll stop. But I don't own Harry Potter.

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Fruits: Chapter 2

Harry and I walked over to the Head Table, holding hands and looking thoroughly excited. "Good evening, Harry, Mr. Malfoy." He nodded to us as he said our names. "Good evening, Professor," We said in perfect unison. "Now, I have to tell you, I'm not exactly sure when they are coming. They told me they'd be arriving one month from now, but these boys like surprises, and might come anytime. So the only preparation you really need to make is with your nerves so that you're not scared out of your wits when a boy suddenly arrives in your dormitory," He chuckled. "All right? So be on guard when in your dormitories. Thank you, boys!"

We were slightly less excited and pretty bewildered after this conversation. Walking out of the Great Hall, I said to Harry, "Well, really, I wouldn't be that scared if some dorky Happy-Friend Japanese boy popped up in my room. I'd just kick his weak arse for being early, and be done with it," Harry laughed. "Well, I dunno, Draco. How do you know that they're so stupid or weak? He could be cuter than you, for all we know, and going to a school with that name he'd have to be gay!" "Cuter than me, Harry darling? I don't think so. But cuter than you... Well, I wouldn't doubt it!" He slapped me playfully. I grabbed his wrists and pulled him into a kiss. Ah, a kiss with Harry. Simply lovely. Well, ugly or cute, gay or straight, Harry and I were quite sure we could handle anyone together.

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A/N: Umm... yeah. *Really* short, I know. But I gave you a Prologue and two chapters! My muse is becoming weary! Heheheheh. So remember, kids, review. And send me wall scrolls. And talk to me on ICQ.

Wait, why am I telling kids to do this? This story is rated R! Shoo! But everyone else, feel free to talk to me on ICQ and you must review and send me wall scrolls! Hehe. Ciao!