A/N: Yes, I've come back in spite of what I said. I realized 20's a *tad* ambitious. You can thank a girl named Hannah, who sent an encouraging e-mail to me telling me to continue. This chapter is dedicated to her.

Reviewers: I had 5 so far. Three I already thanked. Yes, sweetpea, I realise my fics are strange, but could you have added some specifics to "um.... okay"? Evil Windstar, thank you! I plan to continue!

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and Co. Don't sue me. Pity me.

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Chapter 4

For the next week, Kuroi seemed to have given up on me. Sure, a few times I woke up with him next to me in my sleeping bag, and he didn't seem to like the idea of me sitting next to Harry, but he was calmed down as compared to the first day. Since I didn't have to worry about sudden kisses, I realised how curious I was about his school. I decided it would be a nice, FRIENDLY gesture to talk to him.

"So.. er, Kuroi. What does Nikibinobuta mean?" "Pigspimples." I snorted, and had to try very hard not to laugh. He seemed a bit perturbed by this. "Your school's name is Hogwarts! I don't see what's so strange about Pigspimples as compared to Hogwarts!" I knew it wasn't quite polite, but it's a rare occasion when a Malfoy misses out on making fun of someone. "Does the word 'copycat' mean anything to you?" He gave me a very irritated look. "Um.. Sorry. Is it true it's modeled after Hogwarts?" "Well, not really. It's pagoda-shaped." "Oh. Do they have four houses, too?" "No, only three." Three? I bet you can guess which house they didn't have. "Which house are you in?" "Kurasunotaron, the equivalent of Ravenclaw." "And same with Giniro?" "Yes.." "What does Kurasunotaron mean?" "Crowtalon." Once again, I was overcome with laughter. "You're school's not very original!" "Humph. You know, Draco-kun, not only do I have a way with curses, but I also take fencing classes." I stopped laughing.

"Are you challenging me?" "Maybe.." "First you want to have your way with me, now you're threatening to beat me up?" "Looks that way.." He seemed so nonchalant about it! "Ha! Well, let me tell you something, Kudamono: Draco Malfoy is no one's bitch." He laughed. "And what about the famous Potter? You seem to let him have all the power.." "I don't know where you got that idea, but I'm not Harry's toy. I'm not just there for him to beat me up or have sex with him. We make decisions together. And I'm not going to let some pansy Japanese boy do what I won't let my boyfriend do." I took out my wand, but suddenly he walked away.

"What? Too afraid?" He didn't answer me. Instead he took out a book. It had a lot of Japanese writing at the top, and under it, in English were the words "English Slang and Colloquialisms." He flipped through the pages, and finally found what he was looking for. I thought he would be mad when he read the definition for "pansy", but instead he took my by surprise by grabbing me and kissing me. I instantly pushed him away. "I just insulted you! Why on earth would you kiss me?" "It won't work, Draco-kun. Don't play dumb. I see what you're doing." Now I was confused. "What are you-" "Of course you're playing hard to get!" Now I was outraged. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! I'M NOT A SLUT!" But he kissed me again, this time with a lot of passion. Well, now. That's not bad... I'm sure Harry won't mind. After all, he has Giniro, right? But then I realised what I was thinking. "What are you doing? I don't like you the way I like Harry!" "I'm sorry, Draco. I couldn't resist. You're just so sexy when you're mad!" So much for the idea that he had calmed down.

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A/N: So, how'd you like it? This chapter was probably written just for the line, "Draco Malfoy is no one's bitch." Hahhahahaha. Cracks me up every time. Review, dolls, and I will credit you!