Oz Parody Songs...The Insanity Continues :)
By Moon Dragon
Warnings: Hints of YOAI! And a little bit of DOROTHY BASHING! Don't read if you like Dorothy!
Notes: Kind of like a sequel from my first Gundam songs parody.
I just hope this one is as good as the first! ^_^ Enjoy!
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing, they belong to SunRise.
I don't own the songs either, I typed in which singer it belongs to.
Please don't sue me!
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"The Boy Is Mine" by Brandy And Monica
"Sir Treize is Mine" sang by Colonel Une and Lady Une O_o!
(Chorus)
You need to give it up, had about enough
It's not hard to see, Sir Treize is mine
I'm sorry that you, seem to be confused
He belongs to me, Sir Treize is mine
Lady Une:
I think it's time we got this straight
Let's go and fight one to one
There is no way Mister Treize wants the crazy side
Are you insane?
Colonel Une:
See I know that you may be just a bit jealous of me
'Cause' you're blind
Master Treize wouldn't want a weak airhead side
Lady Une:
I consider about you, I didn't want to say what he told me
He said without me he couldn't make through the day
Ain't that a shame
Colonel Une:
Maybe you misunderstood, plus I can't see
How he could say it to you because I know
I was the one he's talking to
(repeat)
Lady Une:
Must you kill people around keep on acting like a fool
You must know that won't impress him much
If you didn't know it girl, it's true
I think that you should realize He is a part of my life
Instead of killing others, I know it's killing you inside
Colonel Une:
You can say what, you wanna say
What we have you can't take
From the truth you can't escape
It's obvious the strong from the weak
When will you get the picture
You're the past I'm the future
Get away I should get control if you didn't know Sir Treize is mine
(Chorus)
Colonel Une:
You can't destroy this love I've found
I'll kill you if you try to take
Even though it's like suicide
But Treize is mine without a doubt
Lady Une:
He said he wants you? What a laugh
He said I'm his beautiful red rose, without me he'll die
Isn't that real love from first sight?
(Chorus)
Not yours, but mine...
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"Its Gonna Be Me" by N*Sync
"I'm Zechs Merquise" sang by Zechs (Duh!)
(I'm Zechs Merquise)
Ooh yeah
I am a failure
That ain't no lie
Father my hands are stained with blood, whoa
Noin, recently you told me
That it does not matter what my name is now
Maybe that's right
(Chorus)
Every name I've been called to
Everybody is confused
You don't want to hear it again
But I'm not Peacecraft
Sometimes I'm the Count Lightning
But what I just prefer
Guess what?
I'm Zechs Merquise!
Sorry Relena, I can't forget
But remember I try to move on
The future's too dead for me
But in the end you know I will always be
And you can't deny
But you still ask why
(Chorus)
(I'm Zechs Merquise)
Ooh yeah
And finally
The name that rightly suits me
I'm Zechs Merquise
The names I'm called
Everybody's confused
You don't wanna hear it
But I'm not Peacecraft
Sometimes I'm the Count Lightning but
Guess what?
(Chorus)
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"Everybody Wants To Be Like You" by Snow
"..." a Dorothy song
Chorus:
Girl comes home, checks her sword (Checks her sword)
She knows herself so she's not alone (Alone)
But everybody wants to be like you (Like you)
When it all boils down, and all this ends (All this ends)
You walk away, see a war again (Again)
But everybody wants to be like you (Like you)
People would really hate to see her
The forked eyebrows stick out from her
And they know something's not right with her at all
She was calm in all that battle
It was passed down since her childhood
Since then she loved the wars around her
Only if she learn to know
Wars aren't glorious at all
CHORUS
She looks smug when you're with her
So quiet and evil of her
You would never know that she is 16
As far as I remember, she was standing on the field
Just the type that wants to see war up-close
Only if she learn to know
Wars aren't glorious at all
CHORUS
And if she wants it, and she needs it
She can stab someone like Quatre
(And if she wants it) Girl comes home
(And she needs it) checks her sword (Checks her sword)
(She can stab someone like Quatre)
CHORUS-repeat and fade
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Independent Woman/Charle's angels by Destiny's Child
".../G-Wing Girls" sang by Sally, Noin and Hilde
Sally:
Question: Tell me what you think about me
I buy my own weapons and I buy my own guns
Only call me need-y when you feelin trouble
When it's all over I get up and leave
Question: Tell me how you feel about this
Try to control me boy you get executed
Learn my own skills, oh and I do my own fights
Always 50/50 in a battle
1 -
Sally:
The skills I'm showing
I've learned it
The gun I'm holding
I wield it
The fight I'm fighting
I've chose to
'Cause I depend on me
Noin
If I want to
shoot you as target
I'll do it
To ride an Aries
I've done it
The best lieutenant
I've earn it
I depend on me
(I depend on me)
2 -
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me
All the lassies who bring no mercy
Throw your hands up at me
All the ladies who have kept their pride
Throw your hands up at me
All the guys who truly know me
Bow your heads down for me
3 -
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
G-Wing girls how do they get down like that
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
G-Wing girls how do they get down like that
Hilde:
Tell me how you feel about this
Who would I want if I would wanna live
I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get
Ladies, it ain't easy bein independent
Question: How'd you like this knowledge that I brought
Duo, you afraid that I'm in control and you're not
There you go saying Sally's a bad example
Depend on no one else to give you what you want
1 -
2 -
3 -
G-Wing girls
Wassup?
You in the house?
Sure 'nuff
We'll break these people off Gundam style
Bridge -
G-Wing girls
Sally, Noin and Hilde
No one else can scare me
G-Wing Girls
Whoa
2 -
3 - repeat 'til fade
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"Mambo number five" by Lou Bega
"Mambo number four" sang be Treize
One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the fic so come on let's ride.....
To the writer's muse around the corner.
The authors argue 'bout who I'm with but it really don't matter
The boys say they want some gin and juice but I really don't wanna.
It's just the same from last week.
I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap.
I like Lady Une, Colonel Une, Wufei, and Zechs.
And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter.
So what can I do? I really beg you Sunrise.
To me flirting is just like a sport.
Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it.
Please set it in the trumpet.
(Chorus)
A little bit of Lady Une in my life,
A little bit of Colonel Une by my side.
A little bit of Zechs is all I need,
A little bit of Wufei's all I see.
A split side of Une is so exciting
But Zechs Merquise has inspire me
A little fight with Wufei too
In every fanfic I'm everyone's man!
Mambo number four.
Jump up and down and move it all around.
Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground.
Take one step left and one step right.
One to the front and one to the side.
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it look like this then you're doing it right.
(Chorus)
(Bridge)
Trumpet, the trumpet.
Mambo number four, ha, ha, ha.
(Chorus)
(Outro)
I do all to fall in love with someone like you.
Cause you can't run and you can't hide.
You and me gonna touch the sky.
Mambo number four.
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By Moon Dragon
Warnings: Hints of YOAI! And a little bit of DOROTHY BASHING! Don't read if you like Dorothy!
Notes: Kind of like a sequel from my first Gundam songs parody.
I just hope this one is as good as the first! ^_^ Enjoy!
Disclaimers: I don't own Gundam Wing, they belong to SunRise.
I don't own the songs either, I typed in which singer it belongs to.
Please don't sue me!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"The Boy Is Mine" by Brandy And Monica
"Sir Treize is Mine" sang by Colonel Une and Lady Une O_o!
(Chorus)
You need to give it up, had about enough
It's not hard to see, Sir Treize is mine
I'm sorry that you, seem to be confused
He belongs to me, Sir Treize is mine
Lady Une:
I think it's time we got this straight
Let's go and fight one to one
There is no way Mister Treize wants the crazy side
Are you insane?
Colonel Une:
See I know that you may be just a bit jealous of me
'Cause' you're blind
Master Treize wouldn't want a weak airhead side
Lady Une:
I consider about you, I didn't want to say what he told me
He said without me he couldn't make through the day
Ain't that a shame
Colonel Une:
Maybe you misunderstood, plus I can't see
How he could say it to you because I know
I was the one he's talking to
(repeat)
Lady Une:
Must you kill people around keep on acting like a fool
You must know that won't impress him much
If you didn't know it girl, it's true
I think that you should realize He is a part of my life
Instead of killing others, I know it's killing you inside
Colonel Une:
You can say what, you wanna say
What we have you can't take
From the truth you can't escape
It's obvious the strong from the weak
When will you get the picture
You're the past I'm the future
Get away I should get control if you didn't know Sir Treize is mine
(Chorus)
Colonel Une:
You can't destroy this love I've found
I'll kill you if you try to take
Even though it's like suicide
But Treize is mine without a doubt
Lady Une:
He said he wants you? What a laugh
He said I'm his beautiful red rose, without me he'll die
Isn't that real love from first sight?
(Chorus)
Not yours, but mine...
~~~~~~~~
"Its Gonna Be Me" by N*Sync
"I'm Zechs Merquise" sang by Zechs (Duh!)
(I'm Zechs Merquise)
Ooh yeah
I am a failure
That ain't no lie
Father my hands are stained with blood, whoa
Noin, recently you told me
That it does not matter what my name is now
Maybe that's right
(Chorus)
Every name I've been called to
Everybody is confused
You don't want to hear it again
But I'm not Peacecraft
Sometimes I'm the Count Lightning
But what I just prefer
Guess what?
I'm Zechs Merquise!
Sorry Relena, I can't forget
But remember I try to move on
The future's too dead for me
But in the end you know I will always be
And you can't deny
But you still ask why
(Chorus)
(I'm Zechs Merquise)
Ooh yeah
And finally
The name that rightly suits me
I'm Zechs Merquise
The names I'm called
Everybody's confused
You don't wanna hear it
But I'm not Peacecraft
Sometimes I'm the Count Lightning but
Guess what?
(Chorus)
~~~~~~~~~~~
"Everybody Wants To Be Like You" by Snow
"..." a Dorothy song
Chorus:
Girl comes home, checks her sword (Checks her sword)
She knows herself so she's not alone (Alone)
But everybody wants to be like you (Like you)
When it all boils down, and all this ends (All this ends)
You walk away, see a war again (Again)
But everybody wants to be like you (Like you)
People would really hate to see her
The forked eyebrows stick out from her
And they know something's not right with her at all
She was calm in all that battle
It was passed down since her childhood
Since then she loved the wars around her
Only if she learn to know
Wars aren't glorious at all
CHORUS
She looks smug when you're with her
So quiet and evil of her
You would never know that she is 16
As far as I remember, she was standing on the field
Just the type that wants to see war up-close
Only if she learn to know
Wars aren't glorious at all
CHORUS
And if she wants it, and she needs it
She can stab someone like Quatre
(And if she wants it) Girl comes home
(And she needs it) checks her sword (Checks her sword)
(She can stab someone like Quatre)
CHORUS-repeat and fade
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Independent Woman/Charle's angels by Destiny's Child
".../G-Wing Girls" sang by Sally, Noin and Hilde
Sally:
Question: Tell me what you think about me
I buy my own weapons and I buy my own guns
Only call me need-y when you feelin trouble
When it's all over I get up and leave
Question: Tell me how you feel about this
Try to control me boy you get executed
Learn my own skills, oh and I do my own fights
Always 50/50 in a battle
1 -
Sally:
The skills I'm showing
I've learned it
The gun I'm holding
I wield it
The fight I'm fighting
I've chose to
'Cause I depend on me
Noin
If I want to
shoot you as target
I'll do it
To ride an Aries
I've done it
The best lieutenant
I've earn it
I depend on me
(I depend on me)
2 -
All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me
All the lassies who bring no mercy
Throw your hands up at me
All the ladies who have kept their pride
Throw your hands up at me
All the guys who truly know me
Bow your heads down for me
3 -
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
G-Wing girls how do they get down like that
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that
G-Wing girls how do they get down like that
Hilde:
Tell me how you feel about this
Who would I want if I would wanna live
I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get
Ladies, it ain't easy bein independent
Question: How'd you like this knowledge that I brought
Duo, you afraid that I'm in control and you're not
There you go saying Sally's a bad example
Depend on no one else to give you what you want
1 -
2 -
3 -
G-Wing girls
Wassup?
You in the house?
Sure 'nuff
We'll break these people off Gundam style
Bridge -
G-Wing girls
Sally, Noin and Hilde
No one else can scare me
G-Wing Girls
Whoa
2 -
3 - repeat 'til fade
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Mambo number five" by Lou Bega
"Mambo number four" sang be Treize
One, two, three, four, five, everybody in the fic so come on let's ride.....
To the writer's muse around the corner.
The authors argue 'bout who I'm with but it really don't matter
The boys say they want some gin and juice but I really don't wanna.
It's just the same from last week.
I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap.
I like Lady Une, Colonel Une, Wufei, and Zechs.
And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter.
So what can I do? I really beg you Sunrise.
To me flirting is just like a sport.
Anything fly, it's all good let me dump it.
Please set it in the trumpet.
(Chorus)
A little bit of Lady Une in my life,
A little bit of Colonel Une by my side.
A little bit of Zechs is all I need,
A little bit of Wufei's all I see.
A split side of Une is so exciting
But Zechs Merquise has inspire me
A little fight with Wufei too
In every fanfic I'm everyone's man!
Mambo number four.
Jump up and down and move it all around.
Shake your head to the sound, put your hands on the ground.
Take one step left and one step right.
One to the front and one to the side.
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it look like this then you're doing it right.
(Chorus)
(Bridge)
Trumpet, the trumpet.
Mambo number four, ha, ha, ha.
(Chorus)
(Outro)
I do all to fall in love with someone like you.
Cause you can't run and you can't hide.
You and me gonna touch the sky.
Mambo number four.
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