Response to the all-dialogue challenge on the Unfit for Society mailing list. And hey, it's harder than it looks.
Rating for language and little bit o' smut
Disclaimer: Sigh. How are they not mine? Let me count the ways.
Archive: Take if you want it, just drop me a line
Feedback: Better than Logan in this story--well, almost.
Additional Note: I had to write this one.

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"Marie? You in there?"

"Yeah. Go the fuck away."

"You okay? You hurt?"

"*No*! Just . . . leave me alone. Logan. I know you're still there. Go away. Please. For the love of -- go *away*! . . . alright. Fine. Come in and shut the damn door."

"You're sick, you're still in bed. Let me get Jean --"

"I'm not sick. I promise."

"You look all pale."

"Well sorry if I'm not up to your standards today, jackass. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. It's just . . . are you *sniffing*?"

"Uhhh . . . oh. Sorry. I'll come back later."

"I just have my period, it's not like a contagious -- fuck!"

"Marie?"

"Cramps. Hold my hand for a minute -- *ow* -- okay, it's better. Thank you."

"I think I'm gonna stay."

"You don't have to. Mmmm, that feels nice. Don't kiss my hair, I haven't washed it and it smells bad."

"Does not. Smells like you. Move over and let me sit down."

"Maybe I'll actually be able to sleep a little. Hey, do you mind? Quit hogging the blankets!"

"Sorry."

"S'okay."

"Marie?"

"What?"

"Are you sure you're okay?"

"Yeah. No. I will be in a couple of days. Until then I'll be crampy, bitchy, and smelly."

"I noticed. Well, not the smelly part."

"Liar."

"It's not *bad* -- the blood makes me tense though."

"Why?"

"Cause it makes me worry that you're hurt. But it doesn't . . . smell bad. Is that strange?"

"No, I think it's biological. Fertile loins and all that shit."

"So that would mean I'm attracted to you right now?"

"Well, are you?"

"Pass. Next question."

"You're such a -- shit. It hurts."

"Fucking . . . I'm sorry, baby. I wish I could make it stop."

"Just -- just stay here. I'm sorry, I know we were supposed to go out for a beer tonight, but I don't think I want to."

"It's okay. Some other time."

"Yeah."

"Where does it hurt? Here?"

"No, lower -- right there. Your hand is warm, that feels . . . mmmm."

"Am I helping?"

"Yep. And you're cute when you're worried."

"I'm gonna ignore that."

"Okay. Keep rubbing. Ohhhh. A little lower -- whoa, that's really low."

"I'm sorry, I'll stop."

"No, don't, please, it feels -- it makes it feel better. Logan, oh God--"

"Is this okay, baby?"

"Yes, please -- please -- it doesn't hurt anymore, I . . . Logan!"

"Stop?"

"*No*! Harder -- fuck, Logan -- *Logan* -- ohhhhhhh!"

"Marie?"

"Hmmmmmm."

"I didn't mean for it to go that far --"

"No, it was good. Very good. I feel a lot better, sugah. But you -- are *you* okay now?"

"I should definitely go . . ."

"Get out of this bed and I'll make you cut off your own balls."

"Not a pretty image, kid -- hey, come back up here!"

"Shut up. I'm only being fair."

"Marie! You -- we -- caaaaan't . . ."

"Can't what, sugah?"

"Ungggh."

"You've lost the ability to speak. Good, 'cause you being able to talk and me not is just unfair."

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"That was a weird night."

"Yeah. Want to do it again sometime?"