Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers and Love Potion Number Nine or any of the characters/lyrics in it that I used in this fic. I just do this for fun.
Love Potion Number 9 ^_^
By Tazar
I took my troubles down to Mr. Xel
You know that demon that came from hell
He's got a pad down 34th and Vine
Sellin' little bottles of
Love Potion Number Nine
Xellos: *Smiles* "Yeah, it's a hot place ^_^" *Thinks* What pad do I have now?
I told him that I was a flop with chicks
I'd been this way since 1956
He looked at my palm and he made a magic sign
He said "What you need is
Love Potion Number Nine"
Xellos: *Smiles* "What you need is Love Potion Number Nine it's guaranteed to make you happy for a week." *Thinks* But after that you may not feel so good.
He bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
He said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink"
It smelled like turpentine and looked like India ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink
Xellos: *Smiles, Bends down and spins around* "Why does this clock make me look good or what?" *try's to wink but sense both his eye are closed he can't do it right* "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink! ^_^" *Points at a trash can to his left* "Hehehe ^_^" *Mix's it up in the trash can and hands Gourry a potion*
Gourry: *Smells the potion and looks into the bottle* "This smells like turpentine and looks like India ink! Oh what the hell" *Closes his eyes and plugs his nose and gulps down the potion then glows bright green* "This stuff's pretty good!"
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed the cop down at 34th and Vine
He broke my little bottle of
Love Potion Number Nine
Gourry: *Looks confused* "Is it day or night, I can't seem to remember..?"
Xellos: *Smiles and laughs at Gourry* "Oh it's day I think, but who knows? ^_^"
Gourry: *Grabs Xellos and kisses him (Ewwwww, nasty O_o!)* "I feel like kissing someone! ^_^!"
Xellos: *Smiles and kicks Gourry away from him and put up a energy shield* "That was nasty Gourry! Get out of here! Yaoi sicko"
Gourry: *Runs out the door and sees a lamp pole run over to it and throws his arm around it yelling* "I love you!" *Starts to kiss the lamp pole ^_^! *
*Some people see Gourry and think he's nuts (Maybe their right ^_^) then they call a cop over*
Zelgadis-The Cop: *Walks over to the freaked out Gourry* "Now Mister, You can't go around kissing lamp poles. It's just not done."
Gourry: *Lets go of the lamp pole and grabs Zelgadis and kisses him* "I think you're my true love!"
Zelgadis: *Throws Gourry off him and breaks his bottle of Love Potion Number Nine on the ground* "I'm not that type sicko!" *He runs away thinking that if he does not get some water to wash out his mouth with he might just die out of disgust* "Yuck!"
Love Potion Number Nine
Love Potion Number Nine
Love Potion Number Nine
Xellos: *Smiles* "Hope you like my potion Gourry!" *Grins evilly* "Hahahahahahaha, till next time!" *Disappears*
THE END
Tazar: *Smiles* "hope you like my quick fic, Yeah, yeah I know it's dumb but I like it anyway ^_^ Please R&R and/or email me at: Tazar37@Hotmail.com Thanks for reading!"
Gourry: "Tazar why did I kiss Xellos?"
Tazar: *Sweatdrop* "Because it's funny and because the potion was controlling you."
Gourry: *Looks confused* "Oh, ok."
Xellos: *Smiles* "I hope you all want to try my great potions! Please come down to your nearest Demon drugs store and buy Xel's Love Potion for quick results! ^_^"
Tazar: *Sweatdrop* "Please don't buy any of his stuff, it's all really bad ^_^! Anyway till next time all." *Smiles and waves and the screen fades to black. *