Editor*peering over my shoulder*: Er-
Me:What did I do this time?
Editor: Well, your opening statement is not exactly,uh, stated the way that I would put it.
Me: Grrrr...
Editor: I insist! You must be truthful...
Me: Very well, I suppose I might have stretched some things...ok I did*takes deep breath* Previously, having scared you all away, the minor characters were trying to take over this fic. But do not fear 'cause we, the heroes*editor glares at me* We, yeah, us will may be triumph in the eventual end.
Editor: Godwilling the end comes soon...
Me: Shut up! What am I paying an idiot like you for?!
Editor: You're not.
Me: Hehe. Oh.*realizes she should shut up now*Back to my "plot".
Mrs. Norris: Meowhahahahahaha!!!
*everyone gasps*
Me:Hold on.
Mrs. Norris: What?!
Remus: Well, aren't the minor characters supposed to take over us all?
Mrs. Norris*logs on to the internet*:That's what the title says.
Lily: You're not a minor character. You can't take over this fic.
Mrs Norris*confused*: I'm a minor character! *pauses* Aren't I?
James: Techniquely you'd be a, say, inbetweener.
Mrs. Norris: No!
Me: You're just too important to be a minor character.
Sirius: Rumers are flying about you not even being a cat. *shakes head* Definately not minor character material.
Mrs. Norris *surprised*: No! It's my turn to take over the worl-, this fic!
*We all shake our heads*
Mrs. Norris*starts to fade away*No!!! I'll get you back for this!!!
Me*sighs*: That's enough of this.
Sirius: Let's get out of here.
Lily: Where's here?
*No one has a clue*
Me: I'm hungry.
Sirius: You're hungry! Is that all you can think of?!? We could die!!
James: Been there...
Lily:...done that.
Me: Well, I'm still hungry.
*Portrait of fruit materializes and opens to reveal the Hogwart's kitchen*
Sirius: Are you SURE you're not in control of this? 'Cause the gods seem to favor you a lot.
Me*shrugs*: I'm just lovable I guess!
*Everyone but me rolls eyes*
*House elves come out and pull us into the kitchen*
Exceptionally ugly elf: Come and eat!!
Another exceptionally ugly elf: Please, honored guests! Help yourselves!
*Everyone starts eating everything in sight*
Sirius: Ah! What could possible go wro-
Everyone else: Don't say that!!!!
Sirius: -ng. What?
James: Now you've done it...
Sirius: What? Do you actually think that just because I said that now something wrong is going to happen?
Cornelius Fudge *walks in and spots Sirius* : AHA! Sirius Black! I've caught you! On to the dementors at last!
Me: Uh, you can't do that.
Fudge: And just why not?!
Me: Is this you're fanfic?
Fudge*embarassed*: Well, no...
Lily: Then get the heck out of here!
Fudge*starts to leave then turns around again* No! No, I can still get you Black!! *reaches for his wand*
Okay I think I'll leave you there for now. I have, like, three other stories I haven't even started to type up yet...
MORE COMING SOON!!!!