Disclaimer: Not mine *sigh* If only…I'm not even going to claim the plot (if you can call it one) cause I don't want it…
The Revenge (Sort of) of the Minor Characters Two
By Liz
Chapter Two
Previously……Fudge is searching for his wand (Stupid git)…….
Fudge: Where the devil is my blasted wand?! How can I kill you without my wand!?! *Searches pockets more*
Winky *points Fudge's wand at him*: You, sir, brought in dementor that sucked out master's soul!
Fudge *sweats*: Er-
Winky: Does sir deny it?
Fudge: Well, no…
Winky: Then sir should say goodbye! *wand sparks*
Fudge *looks around*: You're nefarious scheme will never prevail! Look! *points at me, Sirius, Lily, and James* They're armed! They'll blow you away before you can even so much as blink!
Sirius *bursts out laughing then stops suddenly*: Oh, I thought it was a joke.
Fudge *wimpers to everyone in the room*: Have mercy!
Me, Sirius, Lily, James, Winky and all the ugly house elves: Nah! (sir)
Fudge *desperate*: But- but if I die, the new Minister might be horrible!
Lily: AHEM
Fudge: Er- more horrible, I mean.
Sirius: And just who is more horrible-
Voldemort *apparatus into wherever this fic is taking place*
Sirius: Besides him!
Voldemort *dissapparates*
Fudge: It could be…(We all turn our wands on him)…Uh- PERCY!!!
Everyone gasps
James: No! Anyone but that- *stops* Who's Percy? Did I miss something?
Sirius: You died, James.
James: Oh, yeah…
Me: You don't ever want to meet Percy! I'm just glad that that pompous goody-goody can't show up on my fic *looks over at Fudge who is smiling evily* What are you smiling for?
Fudge: Oh, nothing! *shouts* Weasley!!!
Percy *appears, bowing to Fudge*
Percy *grovels*: Oh, Minister! I am here to do your very bidding! I grovel a your feet! *whispers* Until I get my own supporter, overthrow you, and rule the Ministry…
Fudge: …Pardon?
Percy: How can I serve you? *mumbles quietly* You arrogant brainless…
Fudge: Save me!!!
Percy: You're all under arrest for insulting the Minister of Magic!
James and Lily: HE'S the Minister of Magic?! Since when??
Percy *writes stuff down*: Oh, I suppose you don't know, having been dead and all…I'll let you off with a warning…The rest- to Azkaban!
(Lily and James: Phew!)
Me: Hold on! I don't know who he is either!! I'm from-uh- out of town!
Percy *peers at me for a second and then continues writing*: Well, I don't remember seeing you so, alright! A warning for you too!
Sirius: Wait! What about me?! I didn't know who he was either!
Percy *still writing*: Oh, very well, warning for you too then…*look up* HOLD ON! Sirius Black?! Nice try!!
Sirius *Mutters cursed under his breath*
Dementors float eerily in
Percy: Ah! Perfect timing! Suck out the fiend's soul!!
Dementors *move in towards the fiends*
Percy: No! NO! The fiend's soul! *tries to run* Sirius Black! Not me I'm not-
Fudge: Leave me alone you ugly scaly- uh just kidding- haha…funny jo-
The Dementors, having delt with the fiends, leave
Sirius: That was rather morbid.
Me: Well, I'd like to go home now.
We arrive at the door to my house
Lily and James: Bye!
Me: See ya!
Sirius: Bye Prongs, Lily!
Me: Well, I'll see you in a couple days *runs into house and closes door*
Sirius *bangs on door*: Hold on! How do you know you'll see me in a couple days?! You'd only know that if you were in control of this fan fiction… WAIT! You LIED!!! You ARE in control! WHY YOU EVIL LITTLE- YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!!! *pause* SEVERAL TIMES!!!
Me *shouts through the door*: But I didn't kill you! *quieter* Not yet at least…
Sirius: WHAT? Not Yet?
Me: Don't worry! I can't kill you, you're my favorite character…It's an unwritten rule.
Sirius *calms down*: Okay, that's a comfort. *there is a loud snort from behind him. He turns*
Me: I said you wouldn't DIE…Oh- say hi to little- wait no!- I mean big Norbert for me!
Alright. I am done. I promise not to write any more…
Review if you should be inspired to.
Liz