By: Laguna_Loire
The Final Fantasy VIII Comic Love Story
By: Laguna_Loire
Help By: Evil Mewtwo
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Squall's POV
It was early one morning and I awoke with a
knock on my door. It was Selphie (with a new hair do). She
brought some breakfast for us to share. I will never forget that
morning. The burnt bacon. The soggy toast. And the watery orange
juice. I knew she tried hard to make this for me, so I choked it
down and pretended to like it. I think Selphie has a
"thing" for me. But I don't know. Rinoa also has a
"thing" for me. So I went and bought a waffle iron. I
gave it to Selphie and told her it was to make some delicious
waffles for tomorrow morning. But Selphie said, "Oh it
wasn't me who cooked it. I asked Seifer to do it for me. He
said he was a good cook and since I can't cook"
So I said to Selphie, "It's ok if you
cant cook. Its not your thing. Maybe you should try arts and
crafts." So the next morning Selphie shows up at my door
again. She brings a painting in and gives it to me. And to my
surprise it wasn't an ordinary FF8 logo with me and Rinoa on
it. It had me and Selphie on it! Now I know she has a
"thing" for me. So I asked her out. Yes, yes, I know
I'm supposed to be with Rinoa but she really sucks at
kissing. Selphie smiled and winked her eye and said a simple
"yes" and went back to her dorm.
The next morning Selphie showed up again. This
time she had burnt waffles, oversalted eggs, and more runny
orange juice. Before i choked it down I asked her, "Did
Seifer cook this?" And she said, "no, it was Rinoa. By
the way she says she hates you." Well that was a big
suprise. I mean really, if i ask Selphie out Rinoa will definatly
hate me. Oh well, like I said, she sucks at kissing.
So i said, "Hey Selphie, i have an idea.
Lets go to the IHOP down the street and have breakfast
there." She agreed to the idea so we went to IHOP. When we
went to the IHOP it was crowded as hell! The wait was an hour and
a half but Selphie LOVED IHOP so we waited. When we finally got a
table the waitress said thay were out of everything but hash
browns to eat and Sprite to drink.
So i said to Selphie, "Gawd! I think there
is an other breakfast place down the road."
"Are you kidding!!! I love hash browns and
Sprite!!!" said Selphie as if she was talking to someone who
had never had hash browns and Sprite for breakfast (which i
hadn't before today). It wasn't that bad actually. I like
potatoes, and i like Sprite (usually with some rum in it).
When we got back to Balam Garden i saw Rinoa
and Seipher making out in the front lobby. When we came in Rinoa
said, "I don't care that you broke up with me because i was
cheating on you with Seipher!"
"You suck at kissing you dirty rotten
whore!!!" i yelled angerly, "c'mon Selphie lets go back
to my dorm."
"Ok, Squall," said Selphie looking
terrified and relieved to be getting away from Seipher and Rinoa.
"You are such a chicken-wuss Squall!"
I heared Seipher yell in the distance.
When we got to my dorm Zell (which was playing
paddle-ball) and Irvine (which was looking at naughty magazines)
were sitting by my front door. By the way those two are room
mates and they are always getting into trouble. Last week they
posted a picture of Headmaster Cid picking his nose in the school
paper. They had to make a public apology which they sprayed
Headmaster Cid with silly string and ran before they apolagized.
Well, enough about that.
"Do you have any bread?" asked Irvine
looking up from his "Girl Next Door" magazine, "We
got a new toaster and we want to try it out."
"Uhhhhhh... sure hold on..." I said
feeling a bit odd that they waited for me to get them some bread
instead of going to the cafeteria. When I gave them the bread
they took it and ran off. "Hmmmmmmm..." I said
wondering.
"Wow, they must really like bread,"
said Selphie.
When we went inside there was my mail lying on
my kitchen. This is what i found: bill, bill, junk, junk, new
gun-blade ;-), and a letter from Quistis. When i opened the
letter it said:
Dear Squall,
I have a new job at
the strip club down the street from IHOP you know the old
breakfast diner they shut down a month ago. I was wondering if
you and the GUYS exept Seipher wanted to come down and see my act
tomarrow night. It is really good, the manager told me so. The
place is called "THE LOVE SHACK" so if you can... Well
you know, come on over. Don't tell Seipher!
From- Quistis
Whoa! Well i guess i could check it out. Also i
had no clue Quistis knew calligraphy. I am sure glad that Selphie
wanted to stay at IHOP though. I'll go ask Zell and Irvine if
they want to go (which they most likely will) when Selphie
leaves. I will open the rest of my mail later. When i turned
around Selphie was gone. I quickly noticed that the bathroom
light was on so i waited awhile for her to come out while
drinking some Coke with a shot of rum in it.
When she came out she was wearing practically
nothing! At first we were just making out. One thing lead to an
other, and the next thing you know we were lying totally naked in
my bed the next morning. I think you know what happened last
night. Sense you-know-what happened last night i never got around
to asking Zell and Irvine if they wanted to go to the club
tonight. So Selphie left about an hour after we ate some
Pop-Tarts and drank some coffee.
At lunch in the cafeteria I ate with Zell and
Irvine. When we all got to the table i asked if they wanted to
see Quistis do her act in the strip joint. And of corse they said
yes.
When we got to "The Love Shack" we
saw some announcer guy saying Quistis was right after this next
person who we knew quite well named Elone. She was ok but she
should have taken off more clothes. Then she walked on to the
stage, in a shiny gold bikini top and bottom with a see-through
(as in clear plastic) skirt and shirt. I saw Zell looking
mystified at her. She did some wierd dance moves on a pole and
then after about five minutes she walked off the stage. I don't
think she knows that stripping means actually taking off her
clothes.
When we got outside we heard Quistis ask,
"Well, what did you think?"
"Ummmm... Uhhhh... Great!" we all
said together.
"Well, I am glad to hear it. Oh, and
Squall, I won't tell Selphie if you were wondering?" she
said winking.
When we got back to the garden everyone jumped
out and yelled, "SURPRISE!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"
This was odd it wasn't MY birthday, or anyone
else's birthday that came in with me.
"Uhhhhhhh... it's not any of OUR
birthdays..." said Zell acting bewildered.
Then Headmaster Cid walked out of the mob of
people. "Not YOU! Ellone!" he yelled. We turned around
and there she was, in the same clothes she was wearing at the
strip club. "What are you doing in that sexy... I mean
rediculous outfit?"
"Oh, nothing Cid. I am going to bed now.
By the way... It's not my birthday," she said calmly.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWW!" said the crowd.
"Who's idea was this any way?" said a
man standing on a chair. I looked over and saw Zell with a big
smile on his face and Irvine burrowing his head into his hands
shaking his head. Apearently the Headmaster saw this too...
"ZELL! IRVINE! THIS IS THE LAST
STRAW!" yelled Headmaster Cid. Zell and Irvine used
"haste" magic on themselves and bolted up to their
dorm, "COME BACK HERE YOU HOOLIGANS OR YOU WILL BE KICKED
OUT OF THE GARDEN!" yelled Cid trying to chase after them.
He always threatens to kick them out but he never will because
they helped save the world and stuff like that.
After the night at the club Zell was always
around Quistis. Now i think he has a "thing" for her. I
also think she has a "thing" for him. I keep telling
him to ask her out but he wont because he is a chicken. Plus, she
wont ask him out because she thinks that the guy has to ask out
the girl. So i have this great plan. I am going to e-mail Quistis
a note from Zell on his computer asking her out. So when Zell
left i snuck in and sent quistis the note.
When Zell came back quistis was waiting for
him. "I got your e-mail, and the answer is yes, I will go
out with you." she said.
"Wow really!? You mean it!?" asked
Zell with excitement.
"Of course I mean it," said Quistis,
"Call me when you decide on where to go for dinner."
"Ok," he said remembering that he
didn't send an e-mail to her.
THE END
For now...
Author's Note:
Hey! Thats the end of the story. For now i
would really like you to write a review for my fanfic. If most
people like it then there will be more of this story. If not,
then i will still write more parts. But i just want to know what
you think. Well see ya all later!
Laguna
