Okie! This is my fic that was written off the top of my head. Don't ask about ANYTHING inside it. Everything is mine, except for what isn't. Uh...........................Please read and review!!!!!!! Oh, yes....and there's only ONE reason that I put it in Redwall. Believe me..........YOU'LL KNOW!!!
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Bob was walking down the street when he saw a small pink elephant parade crossing. "Oooohhh me! Oooohhh my! This will NOT do, now will it? They are NOT crossing at the proper time or place!" And they weren't! They were crossing at the middle of the street, AND during a green light! "HEEERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAY!!!!" said a Voice. "What the?" said Bob.
"IT IS I!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Uh? Oh yea! It's YOU!"
"YES, IT'S ME!"
"Aw man! I know YOU!"
"YES, YOU DO KNOW ME!"
"YEAH! YOU'RE THE PERSON WHO DOES THE THING......WITH THE STUFF!!!"
"YEAH!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T KNOW ME!!!!"
"I KNOW! HOW STUPID COULD I BE?"
"OBVIOUSLY, VERY!"
"HEY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!!??"
"I mean......that.....you're..."
"I'M......!!?"
"a RABBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOO!! NOT A RABBIT!!!!!! WHY.....I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!!"
"HUAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! NOW FOR SOME WIGS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOO!! NOT WIGS!!!! I MUST STOP YOU!!!"
And so, they commenced to beat one another upside the head with carrots. At last, Voice (for s/he never showed his/herself) gained the upper hand and won.
"I VIN! I VIN! I VIN I VIN I VIN!!!!"
"you.......vin?"
"JES, I VIN!"
"uh...........................................................okay"
":-D HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"How do you say a smiley face?"
"Oi don' naow roightley oi'self"
"What????"
"Oi don' naow roightley oi'self!"
"Whaddaya mean by that??"
"OI DON' NAOW ROIGHTLEY OI'SELF!!!!"
"VOT EEZ DEEZ "OI DON' NAOW ROIGHTLEY OI'SELF!!!"
"OI DON' NAOW ROIGHTLEY OI'SELF!!!!!!"
"AAARGHHHHH! BLAAAAAAARGH!! SMAAAALLLGHHH!! RRIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHEEEEEOOOOOORRR!!"
"Boi what dew'ye main boi 'at?"
"GAARRRRRHGGGGOOIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL GAABBBBBBB;LAAAAEIHFLDKJHNALKJFHGLKAEJRHGLKDF;LDKSHFKDJJGHAFLIDJFIDHF!!!!!! :-O"
"Yes, zurr.........yew must've gown a lil tucked inee 'ead, oi're shore."
";ASIRTOE;ASDKFJIJJJJJJJJ4938Y5UR98YFHPFOASDHF2983URT48EFLFKJASDFLKJ08RYHADKJFD;J!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The Voice that is now in mole-speech was correct. Bob had gone insane. WHAT WAS HE TO DO???????????????? YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA! WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD FIND SOME MORE CLUES SO THAT WE CAN FIND OUT. NOW ITS TIME FOR SO-LONG! BUT WE'LL SING JUST ONE MORE SONG!! THANKS FOR DOING YOUR PART, YOU SURE ARE SMART! AND THANKS TO ME AND YOU, AND MY DOG, BLUE, WE CAN DO ANYTHING THAT WE WANNA DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okie.........plz r/r!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bob was walking down the street when he saw a small pink elephant parade crossing. "Oooohhh me! Oooohhh my! This will NOT do, now will it? They are NOT crossing at the proper time or place!" And they weren't! They were crossing at the middle of the street, AND during a green light! "HEEERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAAAAAY!!!!" said a Voice. "What the?" said Bob.
"IT IS I!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Uh? Oh yea! It's YOU!"
"YES, IT'S ME!"
"Aw man! I know YOU!"
"YES, YOU DO KNOW ME!"
"YEAH! YOU'RE THE PERSON WHO DOES THE THING......WITH THE STUFF!!!"
"YEAH!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T KNOW ME!!!!"
"I KNOW! HOW STUPID COULD I BE?"
"OBVIOUSLY, VERY!"
"HEY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!!??"
"I mean......that.....you're..."
"I'M......!!?"
"a RABBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOO!! NOT A RABBIT!!!!!! WHY.....I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!!"
"HUAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! NOW FOR SOME WIGS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOO!! NOT WIGS!!!! I MUST STOP YOU!!!"
And so, they commenced to beat one another upside the head with carrots. At last, Voice (for s/he never showed his/herself) gained the upper hand and won.
"I VIN! I VIN! I VIN I VIN I VIN!!!!"
"you.......vin?"
"JES, I VIN!"
"uh...........................................................okay"
":-D HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"How do you say a smiley face?"
"Oi don' naow roightley oi'self"
"What????"
"Oi don' naow roightley oi'self!"
"Whaddaya mean by that??"
"OI DON' NAOW ROIGHTLEY OI'SELF!!!!"
"VOT EEZ DEEZ "OI DON' NAOW ROIGHTLEY OI'SELF!!!"
"OI DON' NAOW ROIGHTLEY OI'SELF!!!!!!"
"AAARGHHHHH! BLAAAAAAARGH!! SMAAAALLLGHHH!! RRIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHEEEEEOOOOOORRR!!"
"Boi what dew'ye main boi 'at?"
"GAARRRRRHGGGGOOIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL GAABBBBBBB;LAAAAEIHFLDKJHNALKJFHGLKAEJRHGLKDF;LDKSHFKDJJGHAFLIDJFIDHF!!!!!! :-O"
"Yes, zurr.........yew must've gown a lil tucked inee 'ead, oi're shore."
";ASIRTOE;ASDKFJIJJJJJJJJ4938Y5UR98YFHPFOASDHF2983URT48EFLFKJASDFLKJ08RYHADKJFD;J!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The Voice that is now in mole-speech was correct. Bob had gone insane. WHAT WAS HE TO DO???????????????? YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA! WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD FIND SOME MORE CLUES SO THAT WE CAN FIND OUT. NOW ITS TIME FOR SO-LONG! BUT WE'LL SING JUST ONE MORE SONG!! THANKS FOR DOING YOUR PART, YOU SURE ARE SMART! AND THANKS TO ME AND YOU, AND MY DOG, BLUE, WE CAN DO ANYTHING THAT WE WANNA DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okie.........plz r/r!!!!!!!!!!!