Squall's Bad Day
Day 5
(Balamb Garden, Squall's dorm. Rinoa is standing beside Squall's bed where he lays sleeping.)
RINOA: (gently shaking Squall) Squall… Squall… Wake up. Something tells me today is going to be a great day!
(Squall's eyes opened and he jumped out of bed.)
SQUALL: Damn right!
(Squall began to quickly dress.)
RINOA: Squall? I thought maybe we could-
SQUALL: Don't have the time!
RINOA: Huh?
SQUALL: I have to stop the day from starting over again!
RINOA: Have you been drinking?
SQUALL: Just stay here!
(Squall ran off leaving a puzzled Rinoa behind.)
(cut to Cafeteria)
(Zell has just sat don with his tray. Squall runs over, takes the tray, and throws it into the trashcan.)
ZELL: The hell?!
(Squall runs off.)
(cut to Training Center.)
(Irvine is about to shoot the T-Rexaur when Squall runs in and uses Lion Heart (on the creature, not Irvine.)
IRVINE: Hey! What do you think you're doing!?
(Squall takes Irvine's gun and tosses it aside. Rinoa, Zell, and Quistis run into the Training Center.)
QUISTIS: Squall, Rinoa and Zell told me you're acting strangely. I have to agree, you seem a bit off today.
SQUALL: Don't worry, I fixed everything. (sigh of relief) Rinoa's here and Zell's here…Irvine didn't blow up…
(Everyone looks at Squall like he's a mental patient.)
SQUALL: Quistis wasn't eaten…And Selphie…Selphie's…
(Squall grabbed Quistis by her shoulders and started shaking her.)
SQUALL: Where's Selphie?! Where?!
(The lights of Balamb Garden suddenly went out.)
SQUALL: SELPHIE!!!!
(Red emergency lights came on. Dr. Kadowaki ran into the Training Center.)
DR. KADOWAKI: Squall! Selphie was playing on my computer and she accidentally downloaded a virus! It's destroying Balamb's entire computer system! Unless you can stop it we'll lose everything!
(Squall screamed.)
SQUALL: Why couldn't Selphie just die like everybody else?!
RINOA: Squall!
(Squall walked off.)
RINOA: Squall, where are you going?
SQUALL: To bed!
Day 6
(Balamb Garden, Squall's dorm. Rinoa is standing beside Squall's bed where he lays sleeping.)
RINOA: (gently shaking Squall) Squall… Squall… Wake up. Something tells me today is going to be a great day!
(Squall sat up and stared at Rinoa.)
SQUALL: Oh, no you don't. I know your sick game and I'm not playing.
RINOA: Squall? What's wrong?
SQUALL: You're not getting me today! Mwahahaha!
(Squall picked up his gunblade from beside his bed and shoved it through Rinoa.)
RINOA: Squ…all…
(Rinoa fell over. Squall fluffed his pillow and laid back down. He closed his eyes and smiled.)
SQUALL: (thinking) I've finally got this figured out.
Day 7
(Balamb Garden, Squall's dorm. Rinoa is standing beside Squall's bed where he lays sleeping.)
RINOA: (gently shaking Squall) Squall… Squall… Wake up. Something tells me today is going to be a great day!
SQUALL: Out of my way!
(Squall lept out of bed, knocking over Rinoa, and ran out the door.
RINOA: Squall! Come back! You're only wearing boxers!
(cut to Zell's dorm)
(Squall bursts into the room and begins rummaging through Zell's stuff. Squall looks under Zell's bed.)
SQUALL: Found it!
(Squall pulls out a T-Board.)
(cut to hallway)
(Squall is flying through the halls of Balamb Garden on a T-Board. Many students and staff have stopped to watch.)
(cut to Cafeteria)
(Squall flies by Zell. He takes his tray and puts it in the trashcan.)
ZELL: That's my T-Board! And my hotdogs! (shakes head) I really need to start eating at home.
(cut to Training Center)
(Irvine has started to battle the T-Rexaur. Squall takes his gun and throws it into the T-Rexaur's mouth. The T-Rexaur roars and the gun explodes taking the T-Rexaur with it. Irvine is covered in T-Rexaur guts.)
IRVINE: Squall! I'm going to get you for that!
(Squall flies off.)
(cut to Dr. Kadowaki's office.)
(Selphie is happily typing away at Dr. Kadowaki's laptop.)
SELPHIE: Tee-hee! I just got my first e-mail! I can't wait read to it!
(Squall flies in on the T-Board.)
DR. KADOWAKI: Squall?
(Squall jumps off the T-Board and lands on top of the laptop, preventing Selphie from checking her mail.)
SELPHIE: Heeey!
SQUALL: (out of breath) I did it…I saved the day… (falls asleep)
(Quistis, Zell, Rinoa, and Irvine run into Dr. Kadowaki's office.)
Q/Z/R/I: Where's Squall?!
(Selphie and Dr. Kadowaki point to the desk. Squall is sound asleep with a slight smile on his face. There is a long awkward silence.)
ZELL: So…Who votes we get a new commander?
(Everyone raises their hand.)
THE END!