The MiSTing Of Animorphs, Part 2
~Hey all! We are BACK!~
^And this time, it's the second episode of AniTV we are ripping into.^
~Same discalimers apply, and I got the transscript from Aquatta's site.~
^Go there! The address is: http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/animorphsfics/.^
~A quick note, when you see anything we say in "quotetation marks" is indicating that Marco and I are doing the "Dr.Evil and Mini air quote thing" okay? Anyway, ON WITH THE MiST!!~
Episode #2- My Name is Jake Part Two
(Scene opens with Jake's voice-over as he walks down the street)
Jake Voice Over- My name is Jake. That's all I can tell you. I can't tell you my last name or where I live becasue the Controllers are everywhere.
^He has a thing with stating the obvious, doesn't he?^
(Jake sees someone washing a car. He smiles slightly)
Jake- How you doing?
~Notice the look on that guys face. He doesn't know the supposed "Jake" and he doesn't like him either!~
(Jake stops by a woman and her child in a stroller)
Jake- Nice day.
(The woman continues on her way. He continues the voice-over)
^Jake is just not a popular guy in this town!^
Jake Voice Over- It could be anyone. It could be you.
~Yes Jake, that is why you are telling us that you exsist. You are so smart sometimes it's scary!~
^Yeah, first he runs into a deadend, then he brags about it in public, now he's just being plain old redundent!^
(Jake watches a police car drive by, its sirens blasting. He hides behind a bush near the site. He sees a truck with a sign that says "Caution: Hazerdous Material." Jake sneaks around the site and sees people in yellow suits picking up junk)
^::in Tacky Austrailian accent:: Again, we see the elusive "Jake" hideing very poorly and STILL not being noticed!^
~::in same accent as Marco:: The "Jakes" are a very rare breed highly know for there sheer dumb luck, and redundent statements.~
Controller #1- There can be no sight that the Andalite was here.
^Can't we just leave it as it is man??^
~NO! The Yeerks have to be wasting time cleaning up pecies of rusted metal.~
(A van drives up. Chapman gets out)
Chapman- What's taking so long?
^::As Worker:: GO AWAY MAN! Jerry Springers on!^
~::As another worker:: OH OH! Did you see that! He just pimp-slaped that dragqueen!~
^::Still as worker:: See what you made me miss Chapman! ^
Controller #1- Well we didn't expect this must debris. There must be a thousand pieces.
^::Still as worker:: Nuh uh! ::Holds up a peice of metal:: Ninehundred ninety-nine peices now!^
We only need a couple of more hours.
~YOU WEAK FOOLS! INJUSTICE!~
^Again, with the Gundam Wing referals.^
(Jake runs off without being seen. ^How does he DO that?^ ~What?~ ^Dissappear like that, without being seen.^ ~SHEER DUMB LUCK!~ ^Oh.^ Scene changes to Cassie's backyard where different animals can be seen. ^Why do they have a Llama?^ ~No one will ever know.~ Tobias is watching a black horse. ~Getting racist now aren't we?~ ^You're pathectic.^ ~MARCO! There's something in your hair!~ ^Where?!^ ~Got ya. And you call me pathectic!~ Cassie's mom, Aysha, walks up to him, holding a red-tailed hawk)
Aysha- Hello. Are you looking for Cassie?
~Oh, you must be Cassie's new pimp!~
Tobias- Uh, yeah.
^::Bursts into laughter::^
~Odd, man.~
Aysha- She's around here somewhere. I'm Cassie's mom. I, I haven't seen you before.
^Tobias is so big and imitating, she's stuttering? ^
~Really Aysha, don't you know that he's not YOUR pimp?~
(Rachel and Marco run over to them)
^BAYWATCH SCENE! ^
Rachel- That's Tobias. He just moved here.
~Tobias can't introduce himself?~
^He's not from around here, he can't speek English.^
~Only Kilingon.~
Aysha- Oh,
Rachel- Hi Aysha.
Aysha- Hi. Hi Marco.
~And how does she know you?~
^I have no idea.^
Marco- Hi.
Tobias- It must be pretty cool, you know, living on a preserve.
^Yeah, you get to clean up animal poop and get your clothes decorated in lovely poop patterens.^
~Then you wake up to the lovely smell of poop on humid mornings. Yep, it's the life.~
Aysha- Well, life is certainly never dull.
^That's because you and "John" have screwed in the barn, in the feild, on the table and many other interesting places when Cassie wasn't home.^
~Ewwwwww. ~
(They walk into the barn. There are lots of animals in cages. ^FREE THE ANIMALS! CALL THE HAWK SWAT TEAM!^ Aysha puts the hawk on a stand)
Aysha- There you go. Home sweet home.
Tobias- Wow, he's beautiful.
^::As TV Tobias:: Oh Hawk-y, you're so sexy!^
~Can you say Rex Manning?~
^Who?^
~Nevermind.~
Aysha- His mother was shot by a poacher. We hatched him and raised him.
Marco- I bet he misses her.
Tobias- He probably never even knew her.
^If she died before he was born....^
~THEN OF COURSE HE NEVER KNEW HER DORKUS!~
^There it is again!^
~What?~
^DORKUS!^
~You're quoteing me now.~
^I know.^
Aysha- That's right.
~WRONG! WRONG WRONG WRONG!~
^There was no point in that. ^
(Jake walks in)
~::Plays scary music::~
Jake- Hi.
Aysha- Hi Jake.
Jake- Is Cassie around?
^Jake, you're not Cassie's pimp anymore, LIVE WITH IT!^
Aysha- You know, she's probably up at the house. I'll send her down.
~::Singing:: I'm going down down baby....~
^::Stops her singing, then starts his own song:: I'm going down, in a blaze of glory!^
~::Grins:: Bon Jovi forever man.~
(Aysha leaves the barn)
Jake- Come here.
(Rachel and Marco go to Jake. ^THREESOME!^ ~GROUP SEX! ::They Look at eachother::~ ~^Ewwwww.^~ Tobias stays with the hawk ^He and the hawk are having a tender moment.^)
Jake- I just went by the-^The strip club and Cassie was there, then I....^
~::Covers his mouth:: Childeren are reading this.~
^Then they are going against the warning. ^
(Aysha comes back suddenly)
Aysha- You guys be careful. These animals are wild. I don't want to have to sew anything (something) back on.
^::Crosses legs:: Owchies.^
~Major ones.~
(The kids smile, then Aysha leaves)
Jake- I just went by the plant and its crawling with Controllers. And there were cops.
~Eating donuts no less!~
^Hevan forbid!^
Rachel- But if there were cops,
Marco- Duh.
~::Draws BIG question marks over TV Marco's head::!
^We know you're clueless man, deal.^
~Marco got dissed, BY HIMSELF!~
Rachel- The cops are Controllers too.
~::Stares at the screen:: Ever the swift one aren't you, Brookie?~
^Swift to figure out the obvious. ^
Jake- At least some of them.
Marco- What if they saw you?
Jake- They didn't.
^A foolish mistake on their part^
(Tobias strokes the hawks chest, aquiring it by accident)
^HE'S SEXUALLY MOLESTING THE HAWK!^
~Sue him, Hawk-man, SUE!~
Rachel- The police are Controllers, what else? Teachers? Government? Newspapers? TV?
Marco- TV? (gasps) Not TV!
~NOOOOO! NOT CABLE! THEY'LL TAKE OFF DARGON BALL Z!~
^NOT DRAGON BALL Z!^ ~^::Scream::^~
(Rachel and Jake smile)
~AAHH! I'M BLIND!~
^Help meeeeeee, help meeeeeee.^
Jake- Tobias,
~How do you call your loverboy?~
Tobias(caught off guard)- What?
~I said, how do you call your loverboy?~
^HE WAS MASTURBATING!^
~He was doing a PeeWee Herman!~
^Huh?^
~::Rolls eyes:: PeeWee Herman was caught masturbaiting in public.~
^Oh. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!^
Jake- That ^Metalica CD^ disk that Elfangor tried to give to you. Do you have any idea where you might have dropped it?
Tobias- I didn't drop it. I never even touched it.
^Getting defensive now ain't we?^
~Yeah, he never touched that poor lost Metalica CD.~
Jake- We gotta find it.
(As Rachel speaks, the black horse clip-clops in ~Then "Clip-Clops" right back out.~)
Rachel- With all these Controllers we can't just sneak back into the plant.
^IT'S A CONSTRUCTION SITE!^
Jake- No. But we can go back as animals.
Marco- Shouldn't we wait for Cassie?
~No.~
Jake- Yeah, what's taking her so long anyway? I think we all need to be here for this.
Rachel- She better not flake. ^She is a flake.^ ~JUST LIKE YOU!~ (The horse nudges her. She turns around) Hey!
Cassie(thought-speak)- *Who you calling a flake?*
^You? ^
Rachel- Cassie?
~NO! It's Frosty the Snowman.~
^::Starts singing Frosty The Snowman::^
Cassie- *Yup, it's me.*
~YOU LIE, YOU'RE REALLY MR. ED! ADMIT IT!!~
Rachel- It's amazing.
^She's finally turned into Mr. Ed?^
Jake- Man,
^To be polictially correct, it's WOman, Jake.^
~Hehe, Marco's a femminist.~
Rachel- Really? (She laughs)
~She's cracked, man.~
^Only a day after she gets the power and she loses her mind, not like there's much to lose in the first place.^
Marco(whispering)- Yo, she's lost it.
^I AM NOT A "YO" KIND OF GUY! DEAL WITH IT, "AMIGO"!^
~::Pats Marco's back:: It'll be okay, we'll get you the mental help you need.~
Cassie- *No she hasn't. When I want you to hear me, I can direct the thought-speak to you.*
(Cassie begins de-morphing)
Jake- Yo Cassie, that's disgusting,
~Even Jake's been corrupted by Boris's evil ways.~
^::In Russian accent:: Hello Nitasha^
~::In same Russian Accent:: Boris! Look! It's moose and squirral!~
Rachel- Eww, gross,
^Not as gross as you!^
Marco- Oh man,
Jake- Aww, Cassie that's gross.
^Don't make me repeat myself! It's bad for my health!^
~Now your the one making Gundam Wing referals.~
Marco- I'm going to throw up,
~Then do it and get it over with man!~
(Marco bends over slightly. Cassie stands up, fully human.)
Cassie- It's getting smoother.
^Yep. That was about as smooth as chopped nuts. Whatever happened to Cassie being the "estreen" of the group?^
~The "Morph Double" quit.~
Rachel- That's smoother? That was harsh.
^Now you're Cher from Clueless?^
~Hey! Cher has more brain power then Brooke can ever HOPE to have.~
Jake- We'll have to get used to that.
~What?~
^Used to Brooke's sheer styupidity?^
Cassie- You guys, it was so awesome! I mean, I was a horse! I was powerful and fast,
Tobias- Wow,
^Another intellegent saying made by^
~"Silent Tobais."~
^Isn't it "Silent Bob"?^
~Yeah, but Tobias hasn't said much.~
^Good point.^
Marco- Weren't you scared?
Jake- I sure was,
^CHICKEN!^
Cassie- So was I at first, But I started to run and I forgot all about being scared.
Jake- Okay. Who's next?
Rachel- I'll go.
^Shocking.^
Marco- Oh, surprise surprise.
(A cat jumps up on a beam and begins walking around. Rachel spots it)
Rachel- Hey kitty,
~::As Cat:: ROWR! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS! ::Scratches Brooke's face up::~
^::As Brooke:: Such a nice and pretty kitty.^
Cassie- Touch it.
^NO!^
(Rachel pets the cat, who begins purring)
~It's offical, the cat is on drugs.~
Rachel- Whoa, what was that?
~Your brain?~
Cassie- That's it. Now you've aquired the cat's DNA. Now concentrate, think about it. Think about being the cat, and you'll morph.
(Rachel begins to morph)
Rachel- Is it happening? I feel weird.
^::Blinks:: You are weird.^
(Soon, Rachel is fully morphed a cat)
Jake- Rachel? Ra-Rachel?
Tobias(smiling)- She's ignoring you.
~::Drooling:: He may be dumb, but he has the sexiest smile out of all of them.~
^::Scowling:: Traitor. ^
Cassie- Of course, she's a cat.
Jake- Rachel, are you okay?
Rachel- *Mmm, don't bother me. I feel very, very cool.*
~Or very very high.~
^She's always high.^
Cassie- Way to go Rach.
Jake- All right. Marco, it's your turn. (Marco shakes his head) Come on man,
^::As TV Marco:: Yo, I don't want to, amigo. I don't wanna do that morphing shit okay homie?^
Marco- Look, I say we forget it. We don't mention it and we don't morph.
Jake- Marco I halfway agree with you but-
Marco- This isn't some dumb video game! We could get killed! You saw what happened to that Andalite, don't you get it? This is for real! You don't even know what reality is. Nothing bad has ever happened to you. You have this perfect family. Like I used to have.
~::Blinks:: That's the most lines I've ever heard him say.~
^It's amazing.^
(Jake steps over to him and puts a hand on his shoulder)
Jake- Marco, I know-
(Marco throws Jake's hand off)
Marco- Well go on, say it. You can say it. My mom's dead. And that's reality. You can all think what you want but if something bad happened to me, my dad would lose it!
Cassie- No one's asking you to risk your life right now. I mean, learning how to morph might be the one thing that going to save your life.
Jake- that's right. The Yeerks are our reality for us now. Your dad might freak if you weren't around, think he'd freak out more if you had a Yeerk in your brain.
Rachel- *Come on Marco, it's okay. Really.*
Marco- All right, all right. But I get to choose which animal.
Cassie- Okay. As you can see we've got a wide selection from the animal kingdom. We have our medium sized mammals, and we have our cuter ones.
^::Blinks:: How can Marco morph himself?^
~You have a big head.~
|But his brian's still the same size! Oh HEY! I'm Joe, from Digimon, one of Christina's other muses.|
^Shut up Joe, I don't intrude when you do a MiST.^
|I just wanted a Cameo.|
^Now that you have it, SHOO!^
|::leaves::|
Marco- Why don't we start out small and work our way up? (Marco spots a rat running on a wheel in a cage) Maybe one of these. I always wanted a rat. Never thought I'd be one.
~It's his true form!~
^AHHH! ^
(Cassie takes the rat out and hands it to Marco)
Cassie-Marco, meet Bitsy. Bitsy, meet Marco. You know the drill, right?
Jake- Touch and think about the rat.
Cassie- It's aquired. Now concentrate.
(Marco closes his eyes and begins morphing, but stops. Only his face has changed and only slightly)
Marco- Ah! Make it stop! Am I a rat?
Tobias- I'd say you were Rat Man.
~^::Singing the VERY OLD Batman theme:: Rat Man! na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na RAT MAN na na na RAT MAN!^~
(Marco changes back)
Marco- I can't do it.
^We know you can't get laid.^
(Jake steps up to him, challengingly)
Jake- I dare you.
(Marco smiles)
~::Covers eyes:: I'M BLIND!~
Marco- Give me the stupid rat.
Cassie- You don't need it, it's already aquired. Remember. Touch, aquire, concentrate and change.
Marco- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(Marco tries again and succeeds, but Rachel start losing control of her morph)
Jake- Rachel, no!
Marco- *Rachel, it's me!*
Cassie- Control Rachel, control the animal mind.
Jake- Control! You can't eat Marco!
^Yes she can. EAT THE RAT! ^
~Kill him! Kill the evil TV spwan from hell!~
Cassie- You guys, you have to control the animal brain.
Rachel(jumps on a chair)- *Whoa, okay. I think I'm in control now.*
Marco(jumps back into the rat cage)- *Run, run! Run, run!*
^::In echo-y voice:: Run, Marco. Run.^
~It doesn't work with a two syllible name.~
^Yeah. Bummer.^
Jake- Marco, are you in control?
(Marco starts running on the exercise wheel)
^Now it's time for Rats of Steel!^
Cassie- Rachel, Marco, change back now.
Rachel- *Okay, I'm coming back.* (Rachel morphs back to human) Whoa, that was wild.
^Liar.^
~Slut.~
(Marco demorphs, breaking the rat cage in the process)
Marco- Ow, oh man. Felt like I ate a couple of pounds of coffee.
~::Slaps head:: You can't eat coffee nimrod.~
^YEAH! You drink it. ^
Rachel- It was like having two minds. One's animal and one's human. And they're fighting each other.
Cassie- The human mind is stronger. We just have to learn how to focus.
Jake- It's not easy.
Rachel- No kidding. (turns to Marco) I just wanted to sink my teeth into your soft, furry rat neck.
^SHE'S FLIRTING! WITH TOBIAS RIGHT THERE!^
~YOU TWO-TIMING WHORE!~
^Just just like Mr. Hat then.^
~::Laughs::~
Marco- That's what all the girls say.
~Really?~
^Really?^
|REALLY?!|
^GO AWAY JOE!^
Cassie- We gotta be careful though, guys.
Rachel- That's right. Elfangor said no more than two hours.
^Of course, Tobias forgets that rule.^
~No, he gets stuck in the yeerk pool.~
^Oh yeah.^
Jake- And we have to remember why we're doing this. To help us fight the Yeerks.
Marco- Thanks for reminding me. Perrito.
~Doesn't "perrito" mean dog?~
^Yeah, it does. WHY DO YOU INSIST ON HAVING "ME" SPEAK SPANISH ALL THE BLOODY TIME!^
(Marco gives Jake a slight shove. Jake shoves him back)
Jake- You're welcome, Rat Man. All right. We've all done it.
^You've all scored?^
Rachel- Hold on. Tobias hasn't.
^VIRGEN ALERT!^
Jake- I forgot about Tobias. Sorry Tobias. (They turn to see that Tobias is gone) Tobias? Tobias! (They run outside) Tobias! hey, Tobias!
^MWAHAHAHAHA!^
~Tobias is the Invisible man!~
^QUICKSILVER MADNESS!^
Marco- This is totally uncool. What if he freaks and turns us all in?
Rachel- He wouldn't do that.
Marco- How do you know? We just met the guy last night. For all we know he could be working for the Yeerks right now!
Jake- If he was he would have turned us in already.
(Tobias is watching them from behind a tree)
^::Whips out a Walkie talkey:: Yeah, and Marco's accent becomes more high-pitched when he's mad.^
~Marco got disses, BY HIMSELF. AGAIN!~
Marco- Where could he have gone?
Cassie- Does anyone know where he lives?
Rachel- He said he didn't have parents.
~::Looks smug:: Told ya.~
^Shut up.^
Cassie- He's kind of a strange guy that's for sure.
Marco- What if he went back for the disk without us?
(They are all silent for a moment)
Rachel- So, what do we do now?
Marco- Yeah. What should we do oh Great Leader?
(They all look to Jake)
^::Both burst ionto laughter:: Jake? Leader?^
~::Holding her sides, still laughing:: Not in this TV series. ~
Jake- Since when am I the leader?
Cassie- You just are.
Jake- Well, I guess, uh, I guess we'll have to get Elfangor's disk back first.
(They all have an unspoken agreement and walk away. Tobias leaves as well. That night, Rachel gives her little sister Sarah a necklace)
Sarah- You're giving this to me?
Rachel- Don't you want it?
Sarah- I want it, but you said if I ever touched it again you'd kill me. How come you're giving it to me?
~Doesn't she have two?~
^Necklaces?^
~No, sisters.~
^Oh yeah, she does, doesn't she?^
Rachel- I don't know, I guess because you're my little sister.
(Rachel puts on her coat and starts to walk out
Sarah- Where are you going?
(Rachel turns around and gives Sarah a hug. Then she turns to leave again)
Sarah- Rachel?
Rachel- Yeah?
Sarah- what's wrong with it?
(Rachel smiles then leaves for good. ^YAY!^ ~Hoorah, hoorah!~ Sarah shrugs and puts the necklace on. Scene changes to Marco's house. He takes something out of the microwave and takes it to his dad, Jeremy, who is sitting on the couch)
Marco- Come on Dad, try it.
Jeremy- Oh, thanks buddy, but I'm really not that hungry.
Marco- Aww, come on Dad, don't you want to grow up big and strong?
^::Twitching:: THAT'S. NOT. MY. FATHER!^
~It's okay! Marco, it's gonna be okay!~
(Jeremy laughs and sits up)
Jeremy- Okay. Well, look at this! I didn't know you knew how to cook.
Marco- I can cook.
(Jeremy takes a bite. There's a knock at the door)
Marco- Be right back. (Marco opens the door. it's Jake) What's up?
Jake- Let's go, we're suppossed to meet up in five minutes.
Marco- Yeah, I know. Let me just grab my stuff. (Jake steps in) Um, you know what? Wait here, I'll be right there.
(Jake nods at Jeremy)
Jake- Hey Jeremy.
~Not even your "father" likes him.~
^Wow. Everyone must hate Jake.^
(Jake closes the door and waits outside)
Marco- I'll be back.
Jeremy- Where you going?
Marco- Me and the guys are doing kind of a scavenger hunt.
Jeremy- Oh, that's too bad. They're showing the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers. ^::Laughes:: That was rich.^ ~One of the best lines in the show, considering that the yeerks control bodies and stuff.~ I'll tape it for you if you show me how to program this VCR.
Marco- Hello? You're an engineer and you can't program a VCR? ~::Blinks:: Boris, you can't even get rid of the flashing twelve.~ (Jeremy shurgs. Marco laughs) You're so hopeless. I'll be back Pops.
^POPS?!?!?^
~Whoa! Marco cool it! ~
(Marco stops and checks himself in the mirror)
Jeremy- Don't worry buddy you're beautiful.
~You're "dad" is hitting on you. ~
^Eeewwwwwwwww.^
(Marco smiles and leaves)
Marco(to Jake)- Hey.
(Back inside, Jeremy sits back on the couch with a depressed look. Scene changes to the plant. Cassie and Rachel watch construction workers filling holes. Chapman arrives)
Chapman- Excuse me, but am I the only one who can see this Hork-Bajir footprint? Will somebody fill it before it makes the front page?
(Marco and Jake run into Rachel and Cassie)
Jake- Any sign of Tobias?
Rachel- Nothing.
Jake-Rachel, see if you can find that disk.
Rachel- Okay.
(She morphs the cat)
Marco- It's not the sight so much as the sound that gets me.
~^::Blinks and say:: Sound?^~
Rachel- This is getting easier.
Cassie- Wait, you look too good to be a stray.
(Cassie takes a handful of dirt and rubs it into Rachel's fur.)
~Hehehe.~
Marco- Wait,
(He spits into his hand and rubs Rachel)
^EWWWWWWWWWWW!^
~What?~
^I had to say that, Rachel's not here.^
~Oh.~
Rachel- *Watch it Marco! Guys, leave me alone!*
Marco- I was just trying to help.
Rachel- *Yeah right.*
(Rachel runs through the site to where Chapman is)
Chapman- Let's speed it up. Visser Three wants this yard cleaned up tonight.
(Rachel sees the disk near Champman's feet and runs back to the others)
Rachel- *I found it. Chapman's pratically standing on it. We've gotta move fast.*
^Wouldn't it be broken if he was standing on it?^
Jake- Okay. I'll help Cassie with the paint. Marco, are you ready?
Marco- Yeah,
Jake- When I give the signal, go.
(They split up)
Rachel- *Good luck guys!*
(Back to Chapman...)
Chapman- I want everyone to look close to the ground. Search the entire area.
(Off to one side, Marco sets up his stereo to play a recording of a sound of a spaceship landing)
Chapman- Listen, what's that?
Marco(lights up two flares)- Over here! Help! They're landing! Over here! Help! Help!
^::Scowling:: Oh that's SO pathectic. ^
~It's not a spaceship landing, it's an airplane. ~
(The Controllers run towards the sound)
Controller- I don't see a thing!
(They hear another sound. They look over to see blue hooves)
Chapman- Andalite! Follow it!
(Rachel and Jake, in dog morph, go to where the disk is. Jake starts digging at the ground)
^Cats have X-Ray vistion now?^
~It was above ground before, right?~
^Yeah,^
~Good, so I'm not crazy.~
^Yes you are, I'm just agreeing with you that it was on top before.^
Rachel- *Hurry Jake! Hurry! Come on!*
^EWWWWWWWWW! INSEST!^
~GROSS!~
Jake- *I hope this thing is worth it.*
Rachel- *Dig Jake! Dig!*
~Hey! Leave the Obi-Won quoting to us!~
^YEAH! ^
Chapman- I have to tell Visser Three.
Rachel- *Hurry Jake! They're here!*
(Chapman sees them)
Capman- Andalite!
Rachel- *Go Jake, go!*
~::Whining:: She did it again!~
^BITCH! ^
Jake(picking up the disk in his mouth)- *I got it!*
Rachel- *Hurry Jake! No! Not that way!*
(They both run intoi a pipe...probably the same one Jake was in the night before. Both ends are blocked)
^::laughs:: TWICE! HE DID THAT TWICE!^
Jake- *We're trapped!*
Chapman- Over here! I got two of them! I smell a promotion.
^::Sniffs:: I smell Chinese food.^
~::Is holding chop sticks, about to eat a dumpling:: What?~
(Suddenly a hawk attacks Chapman. Jake and Rachel are able to run out)
~TALLYHAWK!~
^It was a SLIVERHAWK^ ~^::Both look at eachother and start to sing:: Wings of Sliver, nerves of steel. SILVERHAWKS! Partly metal, partly real..........^~
Jake- *Let's go Rachel! Run!*
Rachel- *That was too close!*
Jake- *Keep running until we get to the woods. The Controllers are all over this place.*
(We see the "Andalite" was Cassie in horse morph with the bottom half painted blue. She demorphs and begins to walk off but hides when some Controllers rush by her)
~So, "Cassie" has the same has the same ability as "Jake".~
^Interesting.^
Controller- Come on guys, it's gotta be over here.
(After they pass, Cassie runs away. Jake and Rachel are in the woods.)
Jake- *I think we lost them.*
(Jake and Rachel demorph as Marco joins them)
Marco- You got it? You got the disk?
(Jake shows him the disk as Cassie runs to them)
Marco- We got it! We got the disk!
Cassie- Yes, the Controllers are still back there waiting for the Andalite to land. It worked.
Jake- That was great Cassie.
(They hear a hawk)
Cassie- Look.
(A hawk lands on a fallen log ^Avenger!^ ~::As TV Jake:: Anvenger, get Jakeman coffee!~ and demorphs. It's Tobais)
Tobias- Hi.
Rachel- Tobias! You saved us?
Cassie- We didn't know what happened to you.
Jake(slaps Tobias' hand)- Thanks.
~::Shocked:: HITTING THE SAME GUY THAT SAVED YOU!~
^Ingrate!^
Tobias- Hey, you'd do the same for me, right?
Marco- We though you were a Controller.
Rachel- Why did you dissapear? Why didn't you tell us you'd aquired the hawk?
Tobias- I don't know.
Rachel- We were all scared,
Tobias- Yeah, but, I guess I was a bit scared that maybe I'd like it too much.
Cassie- I know what you mean.
Jake- Well, thanks. We would have been dead meat without you.
Marco-Where's the disk?
(Jake holds it out)
Cassie- Wow,
Tobias- Wierd,
?Rachel- Think it works in a computer?
Marco- Maybe it's a weapon.
Cassie- We can try it in Jake's computer. We got to make sure nobody sees it.
~::Blinks:: I dunno, it looks too small for a CD Rom.~
Jake- Okay, I'll keep it overnight and we'll try it tomorrow. All right?
Cassie- Mmm hmmm.
~Cassie's thinking about Jake naked.~
^::Singing "Hot Stuff":: ^
Rachel- Yeah, sure.
Marco- Cool. Well, I gotta go. Believe it or not, I got an algebra test tomorrow.
~HA HA!~
Cassie- Yeah, I got some homework as well.
Rachel- And I've got a meet tomorrow.
^::Blinks:: Another compition?^
~She's an idiot.~
(They begin walking home, but Jake stays behind for a second, watching the others)
Marco- Hey, do the cat on the balance beam. You'll be sure to get a ten.
Jake(smiling)- Cool.
~Huh?~
^What's "cool"? ^
(Returns to a voice-over of Jake)
Jake Voice Over- My name is Jake. I guess that doesn't matter anymore. Five normal ~Right, real normal, Jake-y boy.~ kids against an army of ruthless alien slugs. Those Yeerks don't know what they're in for.
^Yes they do.^
~Idiot kids with raging horomons~
^With the power to morph IN THEIR CLOTHES!^
~You're STILL upset about that?~
^YES! VERY!^
~Hey all! We are BACK!~
^And this time, it's the second episode of AniTV we are ripping into.^
~Same discalimers apply, and I got the transscript from Aquatta's site.~
^Go there! The address is: http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/animorphsfics/.^
~A quick note, when you see anything we say in "quotetation marks" is indicating that Marco and I are doing the "Dr.Evil and Mini air quote thing" okay? Anyway, ON WITH THE MiST!!~
Episode #2- My Name is Jake Part Two
(Scene opens with Jake's voice-over as he walks down the street)
Jake Voice Over- My name is Jake. That's all I can tell you. I can't tell you my last name or where I live becasue the Controllers are everywhere.
^He has a thing with stating the obvious, doesn't he?^
(Jake sees someone washing a car. He smiles slightly)
Jake- How you doing?
~Notice the look on that guys face. He doesn't know the supposed "Jake" and he doesn't like him either!~
(Jake stops by a woman and her child in a stroller)
Jake- Nice day.
(The woman continues on her way. He continues the voice-over)
^Jake is just not a popular guy in this town!^
Jake Voice Over- It could be anyone. It could be you.
~Yes Jake, that is why you are telling us that you exsist. You are so smart sometimes it's scary!~
^Yeah, first he runs into a deadend, then he brags about it in public, now he's just being plain old redundent!^
(Jake watches a police car drive by, its sirens blasting. He hides behind a bush near the site. He sees a truck with a sign that says "Caution: Hazerdous Material." Jake sneaks around the site and sees people in yellow suits picking up junk)
^::in Tacky Austrailian accent:: Again, we see the elusive "Jake" hideing very poorly and STILL not being noticed!^
~::in same accent as Marco:: The "Jakes" are a very rare breed highly know for there sheer dumb luck, and redundent statements.~
Controller #1- There can be no sight that the Andalite was here.
^Can't we just leave it as it is man??^
~NO! The Yeerks have to be wasting time cleaning up pecies of rusted metal.~
(A van drives up. Chapman gets out)
Chapman- What's taking so long?
^::As Worker:: GO AWAY MAN! Jerry Springers on!^
~::As another worker:: OH OH! Did you see that! He just pimp-slaped that dragqueen!~
^::Still as worker:: See what you made me miss Chapman! ^
Controller #1- Well we didn't expect this must debris. There must be a thousand pieces.
^::Still as worker:: Nuh uh! ::Holds up a peice of metal:: Ninehundred ninety-nine peices now!^
We only need a couple of more hours.
~YOU WEAK FOOLS! INJUSTICE!~
^Again, with the Gundam Wing referals.^
(Jake runs off without being seen. ^How does he DO that?^ ~What?~ ^Dissappear like that, without being seen.^ ~SHEER DUMB LUCK!~ ^Oh.^ Scene changes to Cassie's backyard where different animals can be seen. ^Why do they have a Llama?^ ~No one will ever know.~ Tobias is watching a black horse. ~Getting racist now aren't we?~ ^You're pathectic.^ ~MARCO! There's something in your hair!~ ^Where?!^ ~Got ya. And you call me pathectic!~ Cassie's mom, Aysha, walks up to him, holding a red-tailed hawk)
Aysha- Hello. Are you looking for Cassie?
~Oh, you must be Cassie's new pimp!~
Tobias- Uh, yeah.
^::Bursts into laughter::^
~Odd, man.~
Aysha- She's around here somewhere. I'm Cassie's mom. I, I haven't seen you before.
^Tobias is so big and imitating, she's stuttering? ^
~Really Aysha, don't you know that he's not YOUR pimp?~
(Rachel and Marco run over to them)
^BAYWATCH SCENE! ^
Rachel- That's Tobias. He just moved here.
~Tobias can't introduce himself?~
^He's not from around here, he can't speek English.^
~Only Kilingon.~
Aysha- Oh,
Rachel- Hi Aysha.
Aysha- Hi. Hi Marco.
~And how does she know you?~
^I have no idea.^
Marco- Hi.
Tobias- It must be pretty cool, you know, living on a preserve.
^Yeah, you get to clean up animal poop and get your clothes decorated in lovely poop patterens.^
~Then you wake up to the lovely smell of poop on humid mornings. Yep, it's the life.~
Aysha- Well, life is certainly never dull.
^That's because you and "John" have screwed in the barn, in the feild, on the table and many other interesting places when Cassie wasn't home.^
~Ewwwwww. ~
(They walk into the barn. There are lots of animals in cages. ^FREE THE ANIMALS! CALL THE HAWK SWAT TEAM!^ Aysha puts the hawk on a stand)
Aysha- There you go. Home sweet home.
Tobias- Wow, he's beautiful.
^::As TV Tobias:: Oh Hawk-y, you're so sexy!^
~Can you say Rex Manning?~
^Who?^
~Nevermind.~
Aysha- His mother was shot by a poacher. We hatched him and raised him.
Marco- I bet he misses her.
Tobias- He probably never even knew her.
^If she died before he was born....^
~THEN OF COURSE HE NEVER KNEW HER DORKUS!~
^There it is again!^
~What?~
^DORKUS!^
~You're quoteing me now.~
^I know.^
Aysha- That's right.
~WRONG! WRONG WRONG WRONG!~
^There was no point in that. ^
(Jake walks in)
~::Plays scary music::~
Jake- Hi.
Aysha- Hi Jake.
Jake- Is Cassie around?
^Jake, you're not Cassie's pimp anymore, LIVE WITH IT!^
Aysha- You know, she's probably up at the house. I'll send her down.
~::Singing:: I'm going down down baby....~
^::Stops her singing, then starts his own song:: I'm going down, in a blaze of glory!^
~::Grins:: Bon Jovi forever man.~
(Aysha leaves the barn)
Jake- Come here.
(Rachel and Marco go to Jake. ^THREESOME!^ ~GROUP SEX! ::They Look at eachother::~ ~^Ewwwww.^~ Tobias stays with the hawk ^He and the hawk are having a tender moment.^)
Jake- I just went by the-^The strip club and Cassie was there, then I....^
~::Covers his mouth:: Childeren are reading this.~
^Then they are going against the warning. ^
(Aysha comes back suddenly)
Aysha- You guys be careful. These animals are wild. I don't want to have to sew anything (something) back on.
^::Crosses legs:: Owchies.^
~Major ones.~
(The kids smile, then Aysha leaves)
Jake- I just went by the plant and its crawling with Controllers. And there were cops.
~Eating donuts no less!~
^Hevan forbid!^
Rachel- But if there were cops,
Marco- Duh.
~::Draws BIG question marks over TV Marco's head::!
^We know you're clueless man, deal.^
~Marco got dissed, BY HIMSELF!~
Rachel- The cops are Controllers too.
~::Stares at the screen:: Ever the swift one aren't you, Brookie?~
^Swift to figure out the obvious. ^
Jake- At least some of them.
Marco- What if they saw you?
Jake- They didn't.
^A foolish mistake on their part^
(Tobias strokes the hawks chest, aquiring it by accident)
^HE'S SEXUALLY MOLESTING THE HAWK!^
~Sue him, Hawk-man, SUE!~
Rachel- The police are Controllers, what else? Teachers? Government? Newspapers? TV?
Marco- TV? (gasps) Not TV!
~NOOOOO! NOT CABLE! THEY'LL TAKE OFF DARGON BALL Z!~
^NOT DRAGON BALL Z!^ ~^::Scream::^~
(Rachel and Jake smile)
~AAHH! I'M BLIND!~
^Help meeeeeee, help meeeeeee.^
Jake- Tobias,
~How do you call your loverboy?~
Tobias(caught off guard)- What?
~I said, how do you call your loverboy?~
^HE WAS MASTURBATING!^
~He was doing a PeeWee Herman!~
^Huh?^
~::Rolls eyes:: PeeWee Herman was caught masturbaiting in public.~
^Oh. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!^
Jake- That ^Metalica CD^ disk that Elfangor tried to give to you. Do you have any idea where you might have dropped it?
Tobias- I didn't drop it. I never even touched it.
^Getting defensive now ain't we?^
~Yeah, he never touched that poor lost Metalica CD.~
Jake- We gotta find it.
(As Rachel speaks, the black horse clip-clops in ~Then "Clip-Clops" right back out.~)
Rachel- With all these Controllers we can't just sneak back into the plant.
^IT'S A CONSTRUCTION SITE!^
Jake- No. But we can go back as animals.
Marco- Shouldn't we wait for Cassie?
~No.~
Jake- Yeah, what's taking her so long anyway? I think we all need to be here for this.
Rachel- She better not flake. ^She is a flake.^ ~JUST LIKE YOU!~ (The horse nudges her. She turns around) Hey!
Cassie(thought-speak)- *Who you calling a flake?*
^You? ^
Rachel- Cassie?
~NO! It's Frosty the Snowman.~
^::Starts singing Frosty The Snowman::^
Cassie- *Yup, it's me.*
~YOU LIE, YOU'RE REALLY MR. ED! ADMIT IT!!~
Rachel- It's amazing.
^She's finally turned into Mr. Ed?^
Jake- Man,
^To be polictially correct, it's WOman, Jake.^
~Hehe, Marco's a femminist.~
Rachel- Really? (She laughs)
~She's cracked, man.~
^Only a day after she gets the power and she loses her mind, not like there's much to lose in the first place.^
Marco(whispering)- Yo, she's lost it.
^I AM NOT A "YO" KIND OF GUY! DEAL WITH IT, "AMIGO"!^
~::Pats Marco's back:: It'll be okay, we'll get you the mental help you need.~
Cassie- *No she hasn't. When I want you to hear me, I can direct the thought-speak to you.*
(Cassie begins de-morphing)
Jake- Yo Cassie, that's disgusting,
~Even Jake's been corrupted by Boris's evil ways.~
^::In Russian accent:: Hello Nitasha^
~::In same Russian Accent:: Boris! Look! It's moose and squirral!~
Rachel- Eww, gross,
^Not as gross as you!^
Marco- Oh man,
Jake- Aww, Cassie that's gross.
^Don't make me repeat myself! It's bad for my health!^
~Now your the one making Gundam Wing referals.~
Marco- I'm going to throw up,
~Then do it and get it over with man!~
(Marco bends over slightly. Cassie stands up, fully human.)
Cassie- It's getting smoother.
^Yep. That was about as smooth as chopped nuts. Whatever happened to Cassie being the "estreen" of the group?^
~The "Morph Double" quit.~
Rachel- That's smoother? That was harsh.
^Now you're Cher from Clueless?^
~Hey! Cher has more brain power then Brooke can ever HOPE to have.~
Jake- We'll have to get used to that.
~What?~
^Used to Brooke's sheer styupidity?^
Cassie- You guys, it was so awesome! I mean, I was a horse! I was powerful and fast,
Tobias- Wow,
^Another intellegent saying made by^
~"Silent Tobais."~
^Isn't it "Silent Bob"?^
~Yeah, but Tobias hasn't said much.~
^Good point.^
Marco- Weren't you scared?
Jake- I sure was,
^CHICKEN!^
Cassie- So was I at first, But I started to run and I forgot all about being scared.
Jake- Okay. Who's next?
Rachel- I'll go.
^Shocking.^
Marco- Oh, surprise surprise.
(A cat jumps up on a beam and begins walking around. Rachel spots it)
Rachel- Hey kitty,
~::As Cat:: ROWR! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS! ::Scratches Brooke's face up::~
^::As Brooke:: Such a nice and pretty kitty.^
Cassie- Touch it.
^NO!^
(Rachel pets the cat, who begins purring)
~It's offical, the cat is on drugs.~
Rachel- Whoa, what was that?
~Your brain?~
Cassie- That's it. Now you've aquired the cat's DNA. Now concentrate, think about it. Think about being the cat, and you'll morph.
(Rachel begins to morph)
Rachel- Is it happening? I feel weird.
^::Blinks:: You are weird.^
(Soon, Rachel is fully morphed a cat)
Jake- Rachel? Ra-Rachel?
Tobias(smiling)- She's ignoring you.
~::Drooling:: He may be dumb, but he has the sexiest smile out of all of them.~
^::Scowling:: Traitor. ^
Cassie- Of course, she's a cat.
Jake- Rachel, are you okay?
Rachel- *Mmm, don't bother me. I feel very, very cool.*
~Or very very high.~
^She's always high.^
Cassie- Way to go Rach.
Jake- All right. Marco, it's your turn. (Marco shakes his head) Come on man,
^::As TV Marco:: Yo, I don't want to, amigo. I don't wanna do that morphing shit okay homie?^
Marco- Look, I say we forget it. We don't mention it and we don't morph.
Jake- Marco I halfway agree with you but-
Marco- This isn't some dumb video game! We could get killed! You saw what happened to that Andalite, don't you get it? This is for real! You don't even know what reality is. Nothing bad has ever happened to you. You have this perfect family. Like I used to have.
~::Blinks:: That's the most lines I've ever heard him say.~
^It's amazing.^
(Jake steps over to him and puts a hand on his shoulder)
Jake- Marco, I know-
(Marco throws Jake's hand off)
Marco- Well go on, say it. You can say it. My mom's dead. And that's reality. You can all think what you want but if something bad happened to me, my dad would lose it!
Cassie- No one's asking you to risk your life right now. I mean, learning how to morph might be the one thing that going to save your life.
Jake- that's right. The Yeerks are our reality for us now. Your dad might freak if you weren't around, think he'd freak out more if you had a Yeerk in your brain.
Rachel- *Come on Marco, it's okay. Really.*
Marco- All right, all right. But I get to choose which animal.
Cassie- Okay. As you can see we've got a wide selection from the animal kingdom. We have our medium sized mammals, and we have our cuter ones.
^::Blinks:: How can Marco morph himself?^
~You have a big head.~
|But his brian's still the same size! Oh HEY! I'm Joe, from Digimon, one of Christina's other muses.|
^Shut up Joe, I don't intrude when you do a MiST.^
|I just wanted a Cameo.|
^Now that you have it, SHOO!^
|::leaves::|
Marco- Why don't we start out small and work our way up? (Marco spots a rat running on a wheel in a cage) Maybe one of these. I always wanted a rat. Never thought I'd be one.
~It's his true form!~
^AHHH! ^
(Cassie takes the rat out and hands it to Marco)
Cassie-Marco, meet Bitsy. Bitsy, meet Marco. You know the drill, right?
Jake- Touch and think about the rat.
Cassie- It's aquired. Now concentrate.
(Marco closes his eyes and begins morphing, but stops. Only his face has changed and only slightly)
Marco- Ah! Make it stop! Am I a rat?
Tobias- I'd say you were Rat Man.
~^::Singing the VERY OLD Batman theme:: Rat Man! na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na RAT MAN na na na RAT MAN!^~
(Marco changes back)
Marco- I can't do it.
^We know you can't get laid.^
(Jake steps up to him, challengingly)
Jake- I dare you.
(Marco smiles)
~::Covers eyes:: I'M BLIND!~
Marco- Give me the stupid rat.
Cassie- You don't need it, it's already aquired. Remember. Touch, aquire, concentrate and change.
Marco- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(Marco tries again and succeeds, but Rachel start losing control of her morph)
Jake- Rachel, no!
Marco- *Rachel, it's me!*
Cassie- Control Rachel, control the animal mind.
Jake- Control! You can't eat Marco!
^Yes she can. EAT THE RAT! ^
~Kill him! Kill the evil TV spwan from hell!~
Cassie- You guys, you have to control the animal brain.
Rachel(jumps on a chair)- *Whoa, okay. I think I'm in control now.*
Marco(jumps back into the rat cage)- *Run, run! Run, run!*
^::In echo-y voice:: Run, Marco. Run.^
~It doesn't work with a two syllible name.~
^Yeah. Bummer.^
Jake- Marco, are you in control?
(Marco starts running on the exercise wheel)
^Now it's time for Rats of Steel!^
Cassie- Rachel, Marco, change back now.
Rachel- *Okay, I'm coming back.* (Rachel morphs back to human) Whoa, that was wild.
^Liar.^
~Slut.~
(Marco demorphs, breaking the rat cage in the process)
Marco- Ow, oh man. Felt like I ate a couple of pounds of coffee.
~::Slaps head:: You can't eat coffee nimrod.~
^YEAH! You drink it. ^
Rachel- It was like having two minds. One's animal and one's human. And they're fighting each other.
Cassie- The human mind is stronger. We just have to learn how to focus.
Jake- It's not easy.
Rachel- No kidding. (turns to Marco) I just wanted to sink my teeth into your soft, furry rat neck.
^SHE'S FLIRTING! WITH TOBIAS RIGHT THERE!^
~YOU TWO-TIMING WHORE!~
^Just just like Mr. Hat then.^
~::Laughs::~
Marco- That's what all the girls say.
~Really?~
^Really?^
|REALLY?!|
^GO AWAY JOE!^
Cassie- We gotta be careful though, guys.
Rachel- That's right. Elfangor said no more than two hours.
^Of course, Tobias forgets that rule.^
~No, he gets stuck in the yeerk pool.~
^Oh yeah.^
Jake- And we have to remember why we're doing this. To help us fight the Yeerks.
Marco- Thanks for reminding me. Perrito.
~Doesn't "perrito" mean dog?~
^Yeah, it does. WHY DO YOU INSIST ON HAVING "ME" SPEAK SPANISH ALL THE BLOODY TIME!^
(Marco gives Jake a slight shove. Jake shoves him back)
Jake- You're welcome, Rat Man. All right. We've all done it.
^You've all scored?^
Rachel- Hold on. Tobias hasn't.
^VIRGEN ALERT!^
Jake- I forgot about Tobias. Sorry Tobias. (They turn to see that Tobias is gone) Tobias? Tobias! (They run outside) Tobias! hey, Tobias!
^MWAHAHAHAHA!^
~Tobias is the Invisible man!~
^QUICKSILVER MADNESS!^
Marco- This is totally uncool. What if he freaks and turns us all in?
Rachel- He wouldn't do that.
Marco- How do you know? We just met the guy last night. For all we know he could be working for the Yeerks right now!
Jake- If he was he would have turned us in already.
(Tobias is watching them from behind a tree)
^::Whips out a Walkie talkey:: Yeah, and Marco's accent becomes more high-pitched when he's mad.^
~Marco got disses, BY HIMSELF. AGAIN!~
Marco- Where could he have gone?
Cassie- Does anyone know where he lives?
Rachel- He said he didn't have parents.
~::Looks smug:: Told ya.~
^Shut up.^
Cassie- He's kind of a strange guy that's for sure.
Marco- What if he went back for the disk without us?
(They are all silent for a moment)
Rachel- So, what do we do now?
Marco- Yeah. What should we do oh Great Leader?
(They all look to Jake)
^::Both burst ionto laughter:: Jake? Leader?^
~::Holding her sides, still laughing:: Not in this TV series. ~
Jake- Since when am I the leader?
Cassie- You just are.
Jake- Well, I guess, uh, I guess we'll have to get Elfangor's disk back first.
(They all have an unspoken agreement and walk away. Tobias leaves as well. That night, Rachel gives her little sister Sarah a necklace)
Sarah- You're giving this to me?
Rachel- Don't you want it?
Sarah- I want it, but you said if I ever touched it again you'd kill me. How come you're giving it to me?
~Doesn't she have two?~
^Necklaces?^
~No, sisters.~
^Oh yeah, she does, doesn't she?^
Rachel- I don't know, I guess because you're my little sister.
(Rachel puts on her coat and starts to walk out
Sarah- Where are you going?
(Rachel turns around and gives Sarah a hug. Then she turns to leave again)
Sarah- Rachel?
Rachel- Yeah?
Sarah- what's wrong with it?
(Rachel smiles then leaves for good. ^YAY!^ ~Hoorah, hoorah!~ Sarah shrugs and puts the necklace on. Scene changes to Marco's house. He takes something out of the microwave and takes it to his dad, Jeremy, who is sitting on the couch)
Marco- Come on Dad, try it.
Jeremy- Oh, thanks buddy, but I'm really not that hungry.
Marco- Aww, come on Dad, don't you want to grow up big and strong?
^::Twitching:: THAT'S. NOT. MY. FATHER!^
~It's okay! Marco, it's gonna be okay!~
(Jeremy laughs and sits up)
Jeremy- Okay. Well, look at this! I didn't know you knew how to cook.
Marco- I can cook.
(Jeremy takes a bite. There's a knock at the door)
Marco- Be right back. (Marco opens the door. it's Jake) What's up?
Jake- Let's go, we're suppossed to meet up in five minutes.
Marco- Yeah, I know. Let me just grab my stuff. (Jake steps in) Um, you know what? Wait here, I'll be right there.
(Jake nods at Jeremy)
Jake- Hey Jeremy.
~Not even your "father" likes him.~
^Wow. Everyone must hate Jake.^
(Jake closes the door and waits outside)
Marco- I'll be back.
Jeremy- Where you going?
Marco- Me and the guys are doing kind of a scavenger hunt.
Jeremy- Oh, that's too bad. They're showing the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers. ^::Laughes:: That was rich.^ ~One of the best lines in the show, considering that the yeerks control bodies and stuff.~ I'll tape it for you if you show me how to program this VCR.
Marco- Hello? You're an engineer and you can't program a VCR? ~::Blinks:: Boris, you can't even get rid of the flashing twelve.~ (Jeremy shurgs. Marco laughs) You're so hopeless. I'll be back Pops.
^POPS?!?!?^
~Whoa! Marco cool it! ~
(Marco stops and checks himself in the mirror)
Jeremy- Don't worry buddy you're beautiful.
~You're "dad" is hitting on you. ~
^Eeewwwwwwwww.^
(Marco smiles and leaves)
Marco(to Jake)- Hey.
(Back inside, Jeremy sits back on the couch with a depressed look. Scene changes to the plant. Cassie and Rachel watch construction workers filling holes. Chapman arrives)
Chapman- Excuse me, but am I the only one who can see this Hork-Bajir footprint? Will somebody fill it before it makes the front page?
(Marco and Jake run into Rachel and Cassie)
Jake- Any sign of Tobias?
Rachel- Nothing.
Jake-Rachel, see if you can find that disk.
Rachel- Okay.
(She morphs the cat)
Marco- It's not the sight so much as the sound that gets me.
~^::Blinks and say:: Sound?^~
Rachel- This is getting easier.
Cassie- Wait, you look too good to be a stray.
(Cassie takes a handful of dirt and rubs it into Rachel's fur.)
~Hehehe.~
Marco- Wait,
(He spits into his hand and rubs Rachel)
^EWWWWWWWWWWW!^
~What?~
^I had to say that, Rachel's not here.^
~Oh.~
Rachel- *Watch it Marco! Guys, leave me alone!*
Marco- I was just trying to help.
Rachel- *Yeah right.*
(Rachel runs through the site to where Chapman is)
Chapman- Let's speed it up. Visser Three wants this yard cleaned up tonight.
(Rachel sees the disk near Champman's feet and runs back to the others)
Rachel- *I found it. Chapman's pratically standing on it. We've gotta move fast.*
^Wouldn't it be broken if he was standing on it?^
Jake- Okay. I'll help Cassie with the paint. Marco, are you ready?
Marco- Yeah,
Jake- When I give the signal, go.
(They split up)
Rachel- *Good luck guys!*
(Back to Chapman...)
Chapman- I want everyone to look close to the ground. Search the entire area.
(Off to one side, Marco sets up his stereo to play a recording of a sound of a spaceship landing)
Chapman- Listen, what's that?
Marco(lights up two flares)- Over here! Help! They're landing! Over here! Help! Help!
^::Scowling:: Oh that's SO pathectic. ^
~It's not a spaceship landing, it's an airplane. ~
(The Controllers run towards the sound)
Controller- I don't see a thing!
(They hear another sound. They look over to see blue hooves)
Chapman- Andalite! Follow it!
(Rachel and Jake, in dog morph, go to where the disk is. Jake starts digging at the ground)
^Cats have X-Ray vistion now?^
~It was above ground before, right?~
^Yeah,^
~Good, so I'm not crazy.~
^Yes you are, I'm just agreeing with you that it was on top before.^
Rachel- *Hurry Jake! Hurry! Come on!*
^EWWWWWWWWW! INSEST!^
~GROSS!~
Jake- *I hope this thing is worth it.*
Rachel- *Dig Jake! Dig!*
~Hey! Leave the Obi-Won quoting to us!~
^YEAH! ^
Chapman- I have to tell Visser Three.
Rachel- *Hurry Jake! They're here!*
(Chapman sees them)
Capman- Andalite!
Rachel- *Go Jake, go!*
~::Whining:: She did it again!~
^BITCH! ^
Jake(picking up the disk in his mouth)- *I got it!*
Rachel- *Hurry Jake! No! Not that way!*
(They both run intoi a pipe...probably the same one Jake was in the night before. Both ends are blocked)
^::laughs:: TWICE! HE DID THAT TWICE!^
Jake- *We're trapped!*
Chapman- Over here! I got two of them! I smell a promotion.
^::Sniffs:: I smell Chinese food.^
~::Is holding chop sticks, about to eat a dumpling:: What?~
(Suddenly a hawk attacks Chapman. Jake and Rachel are able to run out)
~TALLYHAWK!~
^It was a SLIVERHAWK^ ~^::Both look at eachother and start to sing:: Wings of Sliver, nerves of steel. SILVERHAWKS! Partly metal, partly real..........^~
Jake- *Let's go Rachel! Run!*
Rachel- *That was too close!*
Jake- *Keep running until we get to the woods. The Controllers are all over this place.*
(We see the "Andalite" was Cassie in horse morph with the bottom half painted blue. She demorphs and begins to walk off but hides when some Controllers rush by her)
~So, "Cassie" has the same has the same ability as "Jake".~
^Interesting.^
Controller- Come on guys, it's gotta be over here.
(After they pass, Cassie runs away. Jake and Rachel are in the woods.)
Jake- *I think we lost them.*
(Jake and Rachel demorph as Marco joins them)
Marco- You got it? You got the disk?
(Jake shows him the disk as Cassie runs to them)
Marco- We got it! We got the disk!
Cassie- Yes, the Controllers are still back there waiting for the Andalite to land. It worked.
Jake- That was great Cassie.
(They hear a hawk)
Cassie- Look.
(A hawk lands on a fallen log ^Avenger!^ ~::As TV Jake:: Anvenger, get Jakeman coffee!~ and demorphs. It's Tobais)
Tobias- Hi.
Rachel- Tobias! You saved us?
Cassie- We didn't know what happened to you.
Jake(slaps Tobias' hand)- Thanks.
~::Shocked:: HITTING THE SAME GUY THAT SAVED YOU!~
^Ingrate!^
Tobias- Hey, you'd do the same for me, right?
Marco- We though you were a Controller.
Rachel- Why did you dissapear? Why didn't you tell us you'd aquired the hawk?
Tobias- I don't know.
Rachel- We were all scared,
Tobias- Yeah, but, I guess I was a bit scared that maybe I'd like it too much.
Cassie- I know what you mean.
Jake- Well, thanks. We would have been dead meat without you.
Marco-Where's the disk?
(Jake holds it out)
Cassie- Wow,
Tobias- Wierd,
?Rachel- Think it works in a computer?
Marco- Maybe it's a weapon.
Cassie- We can try it in Jake's computer. We got to make sure nobody sees it.
~::Blinks:: I dunno, it looks too small for a CD Rom.~
Jake- Okay, I'll keep it overnight and we'll try it tomorrow. All right?
Cassie- Mmm hmmm.
~Cassie's thinking about Jake naked.~
^::Singing "Hot Stuff":: ^
Rachel- Yeah, sure.
Marco- Cool. Well, I gotta go. Believe it or not, I got an algebra test tomorrow.
~HA HA!~
Cassie- Yeah, I got some homework as well.
Rachel- And I've got a meet tomorrow.
^::Blinks:: Another compition?^
~She's an idiot.~
(They begin walking home, but Jake stays behind for a second, watching the others)
Marco- Hey, do the cat on the balance beam. You'll be sure to get a ten.
Jake(smiling)- Cool.
~Huh?~
^What's "cool"? ^
(Returns to a voice-over of Jake)
Jake Voice Over- My name is Jake. I guess that doesn't matter anymore. Five normal ~Right, real normal, Jake-y boy.~ kids against an army of ruthless alien slugs. Those Yeerks don't know what they're in for.
^Yes they do.^
~Idiot kids with raging horomons~
^With the power to morph IN THEIR CLOTHES!^
~You're STILL upset about that?~
^YES! VERY!^