Magic White Boy Knights
Episode One: We Get Some Sweet Armor!
OPENING THEME
My body is so hot.
All the girls they really love mee.
I can't help it, that I look so good.
I was just born with this amazing beattyyyyyyyyy.
My good looks go with my stunning clothes.
It makes a sexy mix.
- A wonderful model
I just want to have fun allll the time.
I've made out with a lot of girls before
And I know that they'll be more
And I know that I'll like it!!!
Who's to blame when you look this good
And get all of the girlllsssssssss
My Body is so hot
And the girls really love meee
I can't help it, that I look this good
I was just born with this amazing beaty
I'll always be trying
To get the chicks
Now I'm ready to go
You see a whole bunch of kids hanging out by a pop machine in the Washington Monument. They are on their school trip to the nation's capital. Just then a slutty girl walks by.
Don: Whoah! Look at the ass on her.
James: Jesus Christ....I want some of that.
Corey: HMM HMM Sweet dreams are made of that.
The women hears them and turns around.
Don: Yeah look at me, you know you want my body.
Corey: Shut the fuck up, you know she wants ME!
The Women: I'll take all three of you for fifty bucks.
Just then a flash of white surrounds everything. The three guys see a girl's face in the light.
Emeraude: Please save my World, mythical Magic Knights.
Just then light surrounds them...
The next thing they know they are riding on a giant moose-like creature.
James: What the fuck just happened?
Don: Dudes we are riding a giant moose.
James: No shit!
James: Dudes.....Just calm down. What do we know so far? OK a hot girl appeared in a big flash of light and asked us to save her World. Then we are in a weird place riding a big moose. I think we all know what happens next.
Don: We go home?
Corey: We save this World?
James: No.....we get laid!
Don: What the hell are you talking about?
James: This is obviously a big porn flick that we are lucky enough to be in. The big moose, three hot guys, it's just a big trick. Next comes the naked babes.
Corey: I really think you bumped your head too fucking hard! What you said makes no sense AT ALL!!
Don: Really dude, shut the fuck up.
Just then the creature stops and the three boys see a little elf person. The elf motions for them to get off and they do so. The elf is wearing a kind of robe and has a magic wand/cane.
Don: Holy shit we're in the North Pole and shit. It's an elf!
Clef: I am NOT an elf! And you are not in the North Pole.CREATURE..........RETURN!
The creature turns into light and goes into his wand.
Clef: I am Mage Clef. You three were summoned here to save the World of Cephiro.
James: Watch...Watch.....We'll get to save girls....I told you we were in a porno.
Don: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN!
Clef: There is not much time left. I must give you all your armor. Before I do I must tell you the story of our World. You see our World is kept stable by the pillar. The pillar is a Princess by the name of Emeraude. She prays for the stability of our World, and it is done. But, evil priest Zagoto has held her captive and she can no longer pray...so our World is falling apart. Zagoto wants to rule this land and cares nothing about Cephiro or the Princess. You must stop Zagoto, rescue the Princess, and save our World. Now for your armor. First tell me your names. We have no time....COME ON!
Don: I am Don.
Corey. I am Corey.
James: I am the love machine.
Don: FUCKING-A...This is not a PORNO!!! His name is James.
Clef: Thank you. Now here goes. ARMOR..................MAGIC!
As he says that Don lifts up from the ground and is surrounded by light. Armor is now on him....also on the armor are white gems. Next Corey is lifted up. White light surrounds him and armor appears. He has bright blue gems on his armor. Next is James. The light surrounds him and he has armor. His gems are brown. They all look at each other and at their own armor.
Don: SHIT!!! WE LOOK FUCKING SWEET! Where are our weapons?
James: Why the hell am I brown? You guys are blue and white...and I am brown.
Don: Yeah your armor is pretty messed up.
Corey: Brown.....HE HE HE
James: Elf dude...gimme a cooler color. Like red, green, even black. Not brown.
Clef: I did not pick these colors they came from within yourselves.
Don: SHIT! You have brown stuff inside of you!
James: Well then, that means you have WHITE stuff.
The three boys laugh. Clef stands there and wonders if these people can really save his World.
Don: This armor is sweet ass but you can't see our shirts! Dude now no one will know I have Abercrombie on.
James: I know that sucks.
Corey: I know, that's fucked up.
Clef: Hurry we have no time! I will now teach you how to use your magic. All of you close your eyes. Now look for something in your heart....something that speaks to you. Embrace this feeling. Hold it....and believe you have magic.
Don: Lightening
Corey: Ice
James: Earth
Clef: Right there without even knowing it you said your element. You can know the basis of magic.
Just then the four saw a women flying...coming towards them.
Clef: That is Alcyone. Once of Zagoto's minions.
Don: WHOAH! She's pretty hot.
James: No kidding!
Corey: HOT SWEET MOLASSES!
Clef: Go on now....follow that road........you will come to Persea's house. She will make you your weapons and you will get Mokona!
Alcyone: Too late. I am already here!
Don: WHITE........BOY......LIGHTENING!!!!!
As he said that he put his hands straight out and aimed at her. Lightening came out and hit Alcyone.
Don: YES! I don't know how or why but I just did that. I just did that! Lightening came out of my hand sweet ass sweet!
Clef: Good work. But, she won't be knocked out for long. Hurry along on the road! Hurry...go and get your weapons.....and save us all!
The three boys are walking down the road that Clef told them about. They have no idea what dangers they are in for next. And what will happen with Clef and Alcyone? Find out in Magic White Boy Knights Episode Two: Fuzzy Little Jewel Thing!
Episode One: We Get Some Sweet Armor!
OPENING THEME
My body is so hot.
All the girls they really love mee.
I can't help it, that I look so good.
I was just born with this amazing beattyyyyyyyyy.
My good looks go with my stunning clothes.
It makes a sexy mix.
- A wonderful model
I just want to have fun allll the time.
I've made out with a lot of girls before
And I know that they'll be more
And I know that I'll like it!!!
Who's to blame when you look this good
And get all of the girlllsssssssss
My Body is so hot
And the girls really love meee
I can't help it, that I look this good
I was just born with this amazing beaty
I'll always be trying
To get the chicks
Now I'm ready to go
You see a whole bunch of kids hanging out by a pop machine in the Washington Monument. They are on their school trip to the nation's capital. Just then a slutty girl walks by.
Don: Whoah! Look at the ass on her.
James: Jesus Christ....I want some of that.
Corey: HMM HMM Sweet dreams are made of that.
The women hears them and turns around.
Don: Yeah look at me, you know you want my body.
Corey: Shut the fuck up, you know she wants ME!
The Women: I'll take all three of you for fifty bucks.
Just then a flash of white surrounds everything. The three guys see a girl's face in the light.
Emeraude: Please save my World, mythical Magic Knights.
Just then light surrounds them...
The next thing they know they are riding on a giant moose-like creature.
James: What the fuck just happened?
Don: Dudes we are riding a giant moose.
James: No shit!
James: Dudes.....Just calm down. What do we know so far? OK a hot girl appeared in a big flash of light and asked us to save her World. Then we are in a weird place riding a big moose. I think we all know what happens next.
Don: We go home?
Corey: We save this World?
James: No.....we get laid!
Don: What the hell are you talking about?
James: This is obviously a big porn flick that we are lucky enough to be in. The big moose, three hot guys, it's just a big trick. Next comes the naked babes.
Corey: I really think you bumped your head too fucking hard! What you said makes no sense AT ALL!!
Don: Really dude, shut the fuck up.
Just then the creature stops and the three boys see a little elf person. The elf motions for them to get off and they do so. The elf is wearing a kind of robe and has a magic wand/cane.
Don: Holy shit we're in the North Pole and shit. It's an elf!
Clef: I am NOT an elf! And you are not in the North Pole.CREATURE..........RETURN!
The creature turns into light and goes into his wand.
Clef: I am Mage Clef. You three were summoned here to save the World of Cephiro.
James: Watch...Watch.....We'll get to save girls....I told you we were in a porno.
Don: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN!
Clef: There is not much time left. I must give you all your armor. Before I do I must tell you the story of our World. You see our World is kept stable by the pillar. The pillar is a Princess by the name of Emeraude. She prays for the stability of our World, and it is done. But, evil priest Zagoto has held her captive and she can no longer pray...so our World is falling apart. Zagoto wants to rule this land and cares nothing about Cephiro or the Princess. You must stop Zagoto, rescue the Princess, and save our World. Now for your armor. First tell me your names. We have no time....COME ON!
Don: I am Don.
Corey. I am Corey.
James: I am the love machine.
Don: FUCKING-A...This is not a PORNO!!! His name is James.
Clef: Thank you. Now here goes. ARMOR..................MAGIC!
As he says that Don lifts up from the ground and is surrounded by light. Armor is now on him....also on the armor are white gems. Next Corey is lifted up. White light surrounds him and armor appears. He has bright blue gems on his armor. Next is James. The light surrounds him and he has armor. His gems are brown. They all look at each other and at their own armor.
Don: SHIT!!! WE LOOK FUCKING SWEET! Where are our weapons?
James: Why the hell am I brown? You guys are blue and white...and I am brown.
Don: Yeah your armor is pretty messed up.
Corey: Brown.....HE HE HE
James: Elf dude...gimme a cooler color. Like red, green, even black. Not brown.
Clef: I did not pick these colors they came from within yourselves.
Don: SHIT! You have brown stuff inside of you!
James: Well then, that means you have WHITE stuff.
The three boys laugh. Clef stands there and wonders if these people can really save his World.
Don: This armor is sweet ass but you can't see our shirts! Dude now no one will know I have Abercrombie on.
James: I know that sucks.
Corey: I know, that's fucked up.
Clef: Hurry we have no time! I will now teach you how to use your magic. All of you close your eyes. Now look for something in your heart....something that speaks to you. Embrace this feeling. Hold it....and believe you have magic.
Don: Lightening
Corey: Ice
James: Earth
Clef: Right there without even knowing it you said your element. You can know the basis of magic.
Just then the four saw a women flying...coming towards them.
Clef: That is Alcyone. Once of Zagoto's minions.
Don: WHOAH! She's pretty hot.
James: No kidding!
Corey: HOT SWEET MOLASSES!
Clef: Go on now....follow that road........you will come to Persea's house. She will make you your weapons and you will get Mokona!
Alcyone: Too late. I am already here!
Don: WHITE........BOY......LIGHTENING!!!!!
As he said that he put his hands straight out and aimed at her. Lightening came out and hit Alcyone.
Don: YES! I don't know how or why but I just did that. I just did that! Lightening came out of my hand sweet ass sweet!
Clef: Good work. But, she won't be knocked out for long. Hurry along on the road! Hurry...go and get your weapons.....and save us all!
The three boys are walking down the road that Clef told them about. They have no idea what dangers they are in for next. And what will happen with Clef and Alcyone? Find out in Magic White Boy Knights Episode Two: Fuzzy Little Jewel Thing!