The MiSTing Of the Episodes of Animorphs

by AquaianGoddess

Umm Rated PG for sick humor and curses.....Just read it...I had LOTS of fun with this.

4. Episode Four

On The Run: The Fourth Episode of AniTV
MiST By: Aquaian Goddess Featuring AquattaFGJ@aol.com

~HEY!~
^I'm sick and Jake has been my slave sence I got sick, so he'll be joining us.^
`The Comments in these are me, Jake.`
~Two more people will be join us for this, Say hi to the folks, Aquatta and Ax.~

#I'm Aquatta! Here's my own muse, the one and only Aximili-Esgarouth-Isthill, but just Ax is fine.#
@*What's going on?*@
#You'll see! ::grins evilly:: And back to you Christina!#

~You didn't tell him?~

#::sighs:: you explain MiSTing to an Andalite#

^The ripping into of something stupid, thus making fun of it. Get it Ax?^

@::blinks:: *I believe so, but I have a very little sense of humor, as you so often state Marco.*@
#Ax, just go along with it for now...who knows, you might say a few funny things...#

~Okay, the Stuff in #These# is Aquatta and the stuff in @*These*@ is The Ax-Man. okay. Got it.~

#The ~'s are AG, ^='s Marco and ` are Jake's#

`yep! You're so smart!`
~Wanna do the honors of the disclaimer? Aquatta?~

#::grins and bows:: is you were being sarcastic Jake, just remember payback's a bitch and revenge is a mother-#
@::Ax cuts in:: *ANYWAYS! We don't own Animorphs so back off, as I've heard Aquatta say...*@

^Nice save Ax-Man.^
~On with the MiST! TALLYHO!~

@*If you insist*@
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On The Run

MARCO: ::looking at a "Roller Mania" ~^`::Dully::Ooooohh! Wow.`^~ internet site at an internet cafe. "Cyberia":: ~What is this Cyberia thing anyway! I WANT ONE!~
`Sorry, can't have one, America's too cheap.`
#Me too! Ax! Build us a Cyberia!#
@::blinks:: *Why me?*@
#:::shrugs:: I dunno, you're the alien,#

JAKE: ::walks into cafe with Homer. Sits down next to MARCO:: How's it goin'?
`THAT'S NOT MY DOG!`
#Oh, Rachel had me fooled I guess.....#
^Jake! Calm down! I know the feeling.^

MARCO: ::not looking up from computer screen.:: Not bad! It's afternoon and I haven't been chased by anything with eight arms yet. ::looks at JAKE:: But the day's still young.
~::Sings:: The Day is young and your so beautiful Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake-y!~
@*Okay.......I'm lost.*@
`Marco, TV-You is trying to hit on me.`
^::nods:: Well, he should have seen you in that french Maid get up you were in before, ohh, foxy Jake!^
~Aquatta, help! Horomonal teens!~
@::morphs human::@
#Uh oh....do I have to beat you three with a stick?#
@No.@

JAKE: Mmm-hmmm. `Yes Marco, you are a sexy bitch, I must screw your brains out now.` #::mumbles:: friggin hentai-crazed yaoi men...# ^::Dramatic sniffle:: Jake, I never knew you felt tha way.^ `It was sarcasim, Marco, you're a bad infeluence on me.` @::laughs::@::pause. looks at MARCO:: Has anybody heard from Tobias?
#Yeah, TSEEEEEEW!!!!! TSEEEEEWWWW!!! ::Ax glares at her:: What?!#

MARCO: ::looks concerned:: I don't know, I haven't. ~You mean he's screwed you and he left you?! RAGE!~ `You've been sleeping with Tobias behind my back?!` ~::Blinks:: Leave it for Jerry Springer, kids.~ #@Here here#@ He's probably chillin' with Rachel, dude.
^SHUT UP! I DON'T TALK THAT WAY DAMNIT! JUST SHUT UP! ::Sobs into Jake's shoulder.::^
`Shhh, it's okay. It's all gonna be fine.`
~Aw... how touching, isn't it Aquatta?~
#Awww, yes, very,#
@::sniffling, wiping away a few tears::@
#Ax, don't you start now.#

JAKE: I hope so. What are you doing, anyways?
~He's looking at dirty pictures on the internet. duh~
^Squared.^
`Cubed.`
~^::Look at Jake:: You ruined it.^~
@Ruined what?@
# ::grins:: Jake a baka, ne?#
@::laughs::@

MARCO: I'm trying to have a Yeerk free day. @Oh come off it, we all know that's an impossibility....@ `Sing it loud sister...` ^Halelujah!^ ::points at computer screen:: Checkin' out some new wheels for my blades, dude. Did you know the cores of the new five-thousand series are made of nylon?
~::blinks:: Marco....... if I ever you hear you talk like your TV show personality, I will beat you with a ten foot pole, got it?~
#::Snickers, as Marco:: promise? lol!#
@::blinks and sits down hard in shock::@
~What's the matter Ax? Never hear Aquatta talk dirty to you guys before?~
@::shakes head.....then stops and nods furiously::@
`HEY! No kinky stuff with Marco!`
^Have you read our last three MiSTs?^
`::Nods:: Almost got a nosebled by the last one. DAMN MARCO! How come you never talk to ME that way?!`
~I think now's a good time to say, that some jokes you might find extremely offencesive and perverted. 'Cause we are ecchi like that, right Aquatta?~
#::grinning:: need I answer that? you saw my last comment...#
@::runs out of the room his hand to his face::@
#::blinks:: no way,#

JAKE: It's not nylon, it's fiberglass.
~My cast was fiberglass when I broke my arm.~
`You broke your arm?`
~::nods:: It HURT!~
#::rubbing her ankle:: know the feeling....::sees Ax walking back in, a paper towel held to his nose:: You okay?#
@Yup, okay,@
MARCO: ::shakes head:: No, nylon.
`No, fiberglass.`

JAKE: Trust me, it's fiberglass.
^Nylon!^
`Fiberglass.`
^NYLON!^
#IT'S PLASTIC FOR GODS SAKE!#
~BOYS! STOP IT!~
^`Yes Ma'am.`^
#@::doesn't chance saying anything#@
MARCO: Ny-lon.
~We went through this!~
@SHUT UP! WHO GIVES A DAMN!@
#::stares at Ax::#
~`^::Gasp::^`~
@::blushes and falls into silence, but suddenly starts giggling::@
#Jake, Marco, this is your fault,#
~I bet they are proud, aren't you boys?~
`^::Nods, grining::^`
JAKE: Fiberglass
^LIAR! It's NYLON!^

MARCO: I'm looking at it right now, Jake. Look, It's nylon.
`No. FIBERGLASS!`
~You both relize that is the enemy you are agreeing with, right?~
`^::Look at eachother:: She's right, I hate it when she's right.^`
#::dissolves into laughter:: you guys got DISSED! LOL!#
@Not too hard of a task though is it ::slaps hand to his mouth as Aquatta glares:: I'll shut up....@
^::Makes a sound like a whip cracking::^
`Whoa, Ax-Man, you're taking that...OW! ::Has been thwaped by the Frying pan of Justice.::`
@Ha ha!@
~::Singing:: She's a dominatrix super model beauty queen!~
`^NO O-TOWN!^`
@NO O-TOWN!@
#Shut up all of you! ::they all stare:: you're giving me a headache....#
~`^Sorry.^`~
#No biggie...#
@::pats her head::@

JAKE VO: ::MARCO and JAKE continue to argue, almost silently, on screen:: My name is Jake.
~^`@#Hi Jake!#@`^~And that's Marco, the one winning the argument. He's my best friend, really. ~No he's not, don't lie.~ @TO LIE IS WEAK! INJUSTICE!@ And this is how it used to be. Y'know, hanging out together, arguing over dumb things.
@::snickers:: or who wears the pantyhose that day@
~::Singing, again:: So happy together! I can't see me loving no body but you..~
`^MY GOLDEN GRAHMS!^`
~Okay, I wasn't thinking along those therms but whatever floats your boat.~
#@LOL#@

MARCO VO: Yeah, for a minute there, it was like old times. The only thing we cared about was skateboarding and video games. You know, stuff.
~Schtuff?~
^What kind of...stuff?^
`You know, girls, sex, food, sports, girls, sex, girls, girls, girls, girls......::Shakes his head:: and umm what color cheese tases like.`
^I still say it tastes green.^
@Tastes red to me,@
#Jake, Marco, face it, your thought's aren't on girl's, they're in each other's pants.#
`^::Blush:: Oh my!^`
^She found us out.^
`::sighs:: We tried so hard too.`
#Oh you did not...every other night I hear you two ecchi's in the closet! I doubt it was only Joe and Izzy stealing the whipped cream!#
@Aquatta!@
|LEAVE US OUT OF THIS!|
#BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!#
~::Laughs and give Aquatta a high five.::~
#::grins and high fives back:: I'm not bad at this stuff,#
@::Ax runs out holding his nose again::@
~::Snickers evilly::~

JAKE VO: But nothing's the same anymore. `Wait, I'm not a blonde, number one! And second of all, Marco's not THAT stupid and c)...` ~You just noticed that?~ ^::Shrugs:: Yeahs not that big of an oaf, he's a lot smarter too!^ `Marco, you're so kind.` And we were about to be reminded of that in a big way.
::everybody in the cafe starts to complain of computer problems. All the screens, including JAKE and MARCO'S go to static and say "You have e-mail from ANDALITE loading..."::
~ Ax has an email addy? Kinda obvious Ax-Man..~
@::yelling from a bathroom:: All the good email names were taken!@

JAKE ::JAKE and MARCO look at eachother. Reading from screen.:: We have what you want. `::Hopful:: Cassie naked in a three some with Marco?` @::Ax had just been walking in, but then turned back to the bathroom....can be heard throwing up::@ #Guess a naked Cassie was too much for him# ~Are you sure it wasn't the thought of MARCO naked?~ ::picture of Elfangor's disk `::pouts:: oh man! Not what I wanted.` ~MATELICA CD! IT'S A MATELICA CD!~ comes up on screen. JAKE looks at MARCO:: No way.
^Yes way!^


MARCO: ::reading screen:: Yours for a price...one Andalite for the disk.
^Okay Ax, go get it.^
`Yeah, go on Ax.`
~Ax is suffering from peer pressure now?
@::Back from being sick, glares at them:: Bukate baka neka,@
#::giggles:: Ax,#
^In ENGLISH BUDDY!^
`What did you call us?!`
@::Grins:: I'm not tellin ya, bukat ecchi,@
^Meanie!^
`::Sticks his tounge out at him::`

JAKE: ::reaches in coat pocket:: Oh man.

MARCO: What?
`I lost my condem!`

JAKE: I lost the disk.
^::shrugs:: Close enough.^
::Theme song comes in here.::
~GUYS! SAVE YOURSELVES FROM THE BAD MUSIC!~
^We're not leaving you.^
`Yeah, you still own us that whipped cream!`
~O_O I do?~
#::raises an eyebrow at the boys:: If you guys keep that up Joe and Izzy will come running in....maybe even Duo and Heero but I don't know if whipped cream is their thing...#
~Fuzzy handcuffs are... I saw 'em!~
@::snickers::@
# O.O#

JAKE: There's nothing to worry about. Everyone got the same message. It's like a broadcast.
~Sooo.... what's THAT supposed to mean?! It's called a blind carbon copy you know!~
^You are my technological supirior. I bow to thee.::Bows::^
`::Slaps Marco's bum for the hell of it.::`
^HEY!^
#::snickers and high fives AG::#
MARCO: Fine, it's a broadcast. Keep it down.
~::Giggles:: Guys, you're disturbing the scary-lookin' actors.~
@Well they scared us first! WEAKLINGS! YOU WOMEN!@
#::grins:: oh Ax I never knew you had it in you,#
@::blushes:: O.O@
~::laughs::~

JAKE: Send an e-mail.
^Do you know how?^
MARCO: What?
`I'll take that as a no.`
JAKE: We'll send them an e-mail. Tell them we lost the disk last night at the school so they'll know we're for real.
`^::Glance at eachother, then start singing:: I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson!^`
~Whoo!~
`^I am for REAL! Never ment to make your daughter cry, how was I to know I go for guys?^`
@What are they doing?@
#::holding her ears:: Obviously trying to make me go deaf.#
~Damn right!~
#::wrinkles her nose::#

MARCO: Whoa, cowboy. ~::Giggles:: "Cowboy"? ::Looks at Jake:: So THAT'S what you two've been doing!~ @::holds a paper towel to his nose and shakes his head:: Must rid myself of those images....@ You want to contact them?
^Duh! This IS Rosewell!^
#Alien invasion!#
`Oh I am what I am, I'll do what I want.`
JAKE: We got to get the disk back.
^Yeah, if you play it backwards, there's a message from SATAN!^
#::blinks:: Oh dear lord....#

MARCO: Why waste time with e-mails? Why not just walk up and say 'Please put a yeerk in my ear.'
#Only you'd be that stupid,#
~Why would someone want a compst maker in their ear?~
^It's a new fad.^
JAKE: They think we're roaming Andalites. We're fine.
`Yep, 'cause we all know Andalites are SOOO Sexy. ::nods;: Yep.`
@::singing, actually good:: I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car by far, ::realizes everyone is staring...Aquatta has fainted:: What?@
MARCO: If they think we're Andalites, then why are they trying to get to us through computer messages?
^Because they're stuuupid.^
JAKE: They probably think we're trying to blend in as humans.
~I don't think and Andalite would degrade himself by doing such a thing!~
@Yeah! ::realizes he's in human form, blushes and sits::@
MARCO: Yeah, well they want to trade an Andalite for the disk. Where are you going to get an Andalite?
`~^Andalites "R" Us?^~`
JAKE: We don't need an Andalite. We can fake 'em out. We can get the disk and be out of there before they even know we were there. Right, Homer? ::Homer barks::
~Homer is obviously the better actor here.~
^Yes he/she/it is.^
`That dog's a girl, mine's a boy... I SEE SOMETHING WRONG HERE! Unless that dog goes for girls, 'cause then..`
^Jake, shut up before you hurt yourself.^
@Yeah, chill out dude...@
~::Slaps Ax:: ARE YOU A VALLEY BOY?! NO?! THEN DON'T SAY DUDE!~
^Queen of the Bitch slap ladies and gents....^
@What? ::points to tv:: those assholes say it all the time!@
#AXIMILI! ::passes out::#
~THEY AREN'T ROLE MODELS! Aquatta and myself are.~
^`::Burst into laughter.::`^
@::is staring down at the unconscious Aquatta::@
MARCO: No, fake out is not the way to go. This definetly screams for blitz and run. ^::Stares in horror::^ ::realizes what he just said:: What am I talking about? Forget it! This was supposed to be a yeerk free day.
~Marco, babe, you KNOW that's not even THINKABLE! You can't live without your radio-active compost makers and you know it.~

JAKE: ::looks back at computer screen, it still says "One Andalite for the disk"::
^Oh, symbolism.... I think.^
`I don't think. I know.`
~I don't think you boys know either!~
#::laughs and high fives::#

::in the background a school bell rings. Camera cuts to RACHEL and CASSIE walking out of a gymnasium, RACHEL in sweats. Looks like it's just after gymnastics practice, or the end of the school day.::
~^`AHHH! SCENE CHANGE! AHHHH!`^~
@The Evil Spawn of Satan!!!!!@
#::blinks:: not what you said after you were sick Ax,#
@::blushes:: Why whatever do you mean?@
^Yeah,. what DO you mean Aquatta?^
#Well, Ax had been quite attached to Cassie ever since that disease,#
@::mumbles:: Shut up....@
^~`Oh.`~^
RACHEL: ::putting earings in and walking down stairs:: Hey, Cas!
^She's hitting on Cassie, Jake.^
`Let her. I know another VERY goodlooking person.`
~I didn't know you felt that way about me.~
`I wasn't talking about you.`
~::Looks crest-fallen:: oh....~
CASSIE: ::turns around:: Hey!
~YEAH! Cassie doesn't want ou to diss me like that Jake!~
`It wasn't an intentional diss.`
RACHEL: Have you seen Tobias?
CASSIE: Not since last night.
~::Giggles:: What girls? He was late for your threesome again?~
#Ai! Echi AG!#
@Hey Cassie's mine!@
#::gasps:: But yo said you liked me! ::crosses arms, gets up and sits far away:: you hurt my feelings....#
@::sweatdrops::@
RACHEL: ::sighs:: Where is he?!
^Having sex with Homer, we discussed this!^
CASSIE: I don't know.
^Up your ass maybe?^
~That's mean, Marco.~
`He knows it too!`
MELLISA: See ya', Rach.
~^`::plays scary music.::`^~
RACHEL ::looks up:: Hey, Mellisa. Um, you wanna walk home with us?
~Umm, isn't she with Tom?~
MELLISA: I'm not going home.`'Cause she's a little runaway!` ~BON JOVI!~ I'm going to The Sharing.
^Insert scary music here.^
@::blinks:: Bon Jovi?@
#::plays scary music over Ax's words::#
@HEY!@
#::gives Death Glare:: Bukate baka ne,#
CASSIE: You go to that?
~Yes, everyone who's ANYONE goes there!~
MELLISA: Yeah. My dad makes me. Hey, you guys wanna go?
^SURE! Where are we going again?^
CASSIE: No, thanks.
`You just wanna screw my cousin, Cass.`
~::Stares in Horror, than claps.:: The first step on the road to recovry is admiting your ex-girlfriend has a problem.~
MELLISA: Oh, no! It'll be great! Go with me so I won't have to hang out alone. ::camera cuts to RACHEL and CASSIE looking unsure.:: Please?
~Yet another fine example of Peer Pressure.~
RACHEL: Sure.
^Hmph. I didn't know Rachel was so weak.^
`Marco, it's bad enough that Ax and Aquatta are making Gundam Wing referals, you don't need to start.`
#@WEALKING! INJUSTICE! YOU WEAK WOMAN!@#
^So it's okay for you to do it then?^
`::looks shamed::`
CASSIE: No, thanks. ::looks at RACHEL::
~Notice how she's been repeating herself alot.~
`Hanging out with TV-Me too much.`
RACHEL: It couldn't hurt to go to one meeting and see what it's all about. Who knows, maybe we can learn something. ::looks back up to MELLISA:: Sure.
~Yes Rachel, be so obvious, make it alittle more obvious so that the LUNCH LADY catches on!~
MELLISA: ::grinning:: Great! I'll meet you outside. ::leaves::
^Basket case.^
~::Singing:: Do you have the time, to listen to me whine, about nothing and everything all at once? I am one of those, mellow dramtic fools, neuroutic to the bone no doubt about it!~
~^`::singing:: Sometimes I give myself the creeps! Sometimes my mine plays tricks on me! It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up, or am I just Paranoid, or am I stoned!`^~
@::while they sing, he sneaks over to and starts singing "Breakfast at Tiffany's" in a weak attempt to make up with Aquatta::@
#::still looks extremely upset:: Not working Blue Boy#
CASSIE: ::whispering:: Are you crazy?!
~::nods:: Damn right we are!~
@YEAH! ::pokes Aqiatta playfully, she shoves him away...he stands and goes back to where he was sitting::@
RACHEL: Look, we know The Sharing is connected to the yeerks somehow. If something's happened to Tobias it's the best place to start looking.
`But who cares about Tobias?`
::cut to MARCO and JAKE still at the cafe::
~Yet another scene change.~
^I think there's a sale on them.^
`::picks up a Dilbert cartoon:: Dilbert's brave in cyberspace. I didn't know that.`
~GIVE ME BACK MY DILBERT!~
MARCO: Maybe we should forget about the disk.
~I CAN'T! All my stories are on that disk!~
^`::looking at eachother:: DON'T FIND THE DISK! LEAVE IT BE!`^
#::smacks the two guys:: Hey! I like AG's stories, okay?!#
JAKE: We can't, it's important. It's gotta be.
`It's just a bunch of Andalite porn!`
@::rolls eyes:: everyone knew Elfangor was a hentai freak at heart.@
~::nods:: Yes we did. Now Ax can enjoy it.~
MARCO: But what if it's not? ^Not Andalite porn? I feel so cheated.^ It could be a video game for all we know.
^Really, then find away boys.^
TOM: Is that all you think about? Video Games?
`^YEP!^`
JAKE: ::MARCO and JAKE look up. Startled.::
`Oh Tom, it's you. We thought it was the girls. You know how germ-riddled they are.`
^Jake, lay off the Dilbert.^
TOM: I thought I saw you guys here. What're you doing?
~You saw your arse in the mirror, that's way you walked over.~
MARCO: ::JAKE and MARCO look at eachother. MARCO quickly clicks the mouse and closes the computer screen with the yeerk message on it.:: Just chillin', man. How 'bout you, Tom. How ya' doin'?
^::in a tacky Brooklyn accent:: How YOU doin'?^
`::in the same accent as Marco:: How YOU doin?`
~::Shrugs:: I'm fine.~
TOM: ::shrugs:: I'm fine.
`Oh that was eerie.`
^Yeah.^
#::shudders:: just plain evil if you ask me.#
@Want me to protect you?@
#::plainly ignores him::#
@ :-( I can't do anything now can I?@
JAKE: Uh, you wanna hang out? Play some games?
^Yeah, like spin the bottle, maybe?^
#::snickers::#
TOM: Nah. I've got better things to do.
`Wait... that's supposed to be Tom? They're JOKING!`
~The whole show's a big joke.~
JAKE: ::nods::
^See! Tv-You aggrees Jake!^
TOM: ::looks down:: What are you doing with the dog in here? C'mon boy, let's go. ::leaves with Homer following::
~I thought Dog's were allowed in there.~
#They let Rachel and Cassie in didn't they?#
~AQUATTA! That's mean. Even if they DO deserve it.~
^Uhhh, AG, that's why we are MiSTing this thing, to be very mean!^
#::snickers evilly::#
@She IS mean, she won't even forgive me!@
MARCO: ::looking at JAKE once TOM is gone:: We gotta be more careful, man. He coulda heard somethin'.
`We can't let Tom know we're homosexuals. Then the Yeerks AND the KKK will be after us.`
~::Sighs:: Dudes, you are gonna get me seriously hurt.~
JAKE: ::looks after TOM::
^Oh Tom, you're just so sexy, I don't care if you're my brother!^
~::Blinks:: Don't hit on the brother of your boyfriend. It's considered bad manners.~
`Thank you Martha Stewart.`
#@::snickers evilly::@#
MARCO: ::looks back and forth between JAKE and where JAKE'S looking:: Look, what they did to him last night...it was awful.
^Bondage is a scary thing.^
JAKE: What if what's on that disk could help Tom and we're just gonna let them have it. ::starts typing out a reply to the yeerk's e-mail. "Meet me at the mall in one hour"::
~Didn't they close that?~
MARCO: What're you doing?
`Responding to fan mail.`
^Oh.^
JAKE: Something I shoulda done in the first place.
`Kill yourself maybe?`
MARCO: Jake, uh, let's not go nuts here, dude.
`::blinks:: You mean we were normal to begin with, dude? THAT'S SCHWAY!`
~No more Batman Beyond for you and Marco, Jake.~
JAKE: ::sends the e-mail::
^What an amazing action sequence!^
MARCO: ::stares at the screen:: What did you do?!
`Sentanced us to death, no biggie.`
^Oh. okay. that's cool bro.^
JAKE: I sent an e-mail.
~Then the computer blows up and they all die. The end.~
`^YAY!^`
#::claps:: Best ending I ever heard!#
MARCO: ::accusingly:: Saying what?
`That we are gay and the yeerks are all homophobic compost makers.`
JAKE: We're gonna meet them here at the mall in an hour.
`I was close enough.`
^You did good, Jake. Real good.^
MARCO: ::looks a little scared. Stares at JAKE like he's an idiot::
~You mean he's NOT?!~
JAKE: ::looking at MARCO:: I want that disk back.
^He wants a subscription to PlayAndalite too!^
MARCO: ::looks around cafe. Whispering:: Bro, you're insane!
@That's not new news to us,@
`::nods:: Yeah, to bad I'm not your brother.`
::cut to a party-like setting. Looks like it's at a community center or something, or a REALLY big house.::
^It's a RAVE! ::starts playing 80's music::^
`::singing:: Everyone up, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!`
~That was in the super mario brother's movie!~
RACHEL: ::sitting on a couch next to `her lover` MELLISA, eating ~commuion wafers~ cookies and drinking ^Spiked^ punch:: So, this is a Sharing meeting.

MELLISA: We do some pretty cool stuff, actually. Last week we had a beach party. And we're planning a skiing trip this winter. But today's just a regular meeting.
^Wow. Kinda makes me wonder what beifits I get, being an Animorph and all.^
`You get to sleep with the leader.`
^Fair enough.^
#::blinks:: wait a minute, if Marco's in the Sharing, and he gets to sleep with the leader, does anyone have a clue what that means?#
@Does anyone care? ::slaps mouth realizing he;s trying to MAKE UP with Aquatta not get her more angry::@
#I didn't ask you Aximili-Esgarouth-Isthill...#
~Uh oh,~
^She used his full name.^
`She's REALLY pissed!`
#Damn straight!#
@I said I was sorry....@
#::sighs, looks to the guys for advice(as strange as it sounds) then decides she;s better off with AG::#
~Let him beg for awhile, then forgive him.~
CASSIE: ::lounging in a nearby chair, eating cookies::
~NOO! We NEEDED those commuion wafers!~
::RACHEL and CASSIE notice an open door across the room. A few people are heading in.::
~^`::singing:: The love shack, is a little ol' place where, we can get together!`^~
CASSIE: ::pointing to room:: Uh, what's in there?
~An orgy.~
^Oh. I WANNA GO!^
#You would,#
@Echi....Aquatta, please forgive me?@
#No.#
`OH FORGIVE HIM ALREADY! I'm getting a headache from his whining!`
^There there, lover mine.^
@::grumbles, morphs back to Andalite and puts his tailblade to Jake's neck:: *Listen, I don't say anything about you and lover boy here whining or anything so shut uo, you hear?* ::morphs back and sits down::@
#::blinks:: angry much?#
~He wants you to screw him. Duh! He's already going into withdrawl.~
#@SHUT UP YOU HENTAI FREAK! ::they blush and look away::@#
#AG that was low,#
@She was kidding@
#I know, gomen ne AG#
~Forgiven.~
#Arigato#
MELLISA: Oh, that's for people higher up in The Sharing. Kinda like an exclusive club. Not many of us get invited in there.
`They get cool swastica tatoos too.`
~::Slaps Jake:: Shut up you.~
CASSIE: ::nods::
^She wants a tatoo too!^
RACHEL: ::getting up:: I'll be right back.
~I gotta pee.~
@Oh we all know she's trying to find a way in there to screw Tom.@
#INCEST!#
CASSIE: ::looks after her:: Uh, wait, where're you going? ::RACHEL doesn't answer. CASSIE looks at MELLISA and shrugs::
`::As TV Cassie:: My girlfriend just walked away, I feel so lonely. Mellisa, hold me.`
::cut to RACHEL walking into an empty bathroom::
^AG called it. She has to pee.^
RACHEL: ::looks in stalls to make sure they're all empty. Walks in one, closes the door. Starts to concentrate, morphs fly.:: Whoa! This is weird! Why do I see upside down? ::somebody walks in and swats at her:: #@KILL HER! KILLLLL HEERRRRR!!!!!@# Hey!
`^::Stare, annoyed at the screen::^`
~It's the same eyesight for the lizards, the Hork Bajir, AND the fly?! Damn they needed some Eyecandy.~
::cut to MARCO walking down mall hallway::
~ARG! MORE scene changes! I hate them!~
^We fear scene changes.^
#WEAK SCENE CHANGES! UNJUSTICE! I WILL KILL YOU!#
@::blinks:: First Wufei then Heero...what next? Duo?@
#::grins:: I am the Goddess of Death!#
@::sweatdrops::@
MARCO: I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
`I thought you loved me Marco.`
~All boys use that to get what they want, don't they?~
`I'm one of the few who don't use those words lightly.`
@::snickers::@
JAKE: It'll be a piece of cake.
^Oh no. It's a Jake's-brilliant-idea-that's-not-gonna-work thing huh?^
`Yep. Looks like that.`
@Most definately.@
MARCO: ::walks into 'PJ's Pet Centre':: Thanks, Jake.
I'm supposed to take a lizards word for it. #Of course! You and lizards
are
on the same intelligence level!# @She shoots she scores!@ #::glares::
No
sports talk Aximili.# @Gomen ne,@ ::walks towards the back of the
store. Puts JAKE in iguana
morph into a tank:: Be right back. ::walks away::
~Instead of stealing it, he puts it back. MORON!~
JAKE: Hurry up.
`I wanna have time to screw your brains out in the
bathroom!`
::cut to RACHEL in fly morph hanging on a wall,
listening to the secret meeting of The Sharing::
~My head hurts from all this scenery changing.~
@::holding head:: Make it stop!@
#Stop the insanity! ::looks at Jake, Marco, AG and Ax:: nevermind, #
CONTROLLER 1 (male) ~Bobby-Joe.~: And as of this
morning, the school entrance to the pool has been
sealed off. If the Andalites try to use it again,
it'll be as if it was never there. Construction of a
new pool entrance is now under way. It should be
completed soon.
CONTROLLER 2 (female)~Beverly.~ ^Beverly?^: It had
better be. `Four` Scores of us are at risk. If it's
not done in the next three days, large numbers of us
will perish from lack of Kandrona Rays. @I thought it was lack of
scoring....@ #That was Jake's input Ax, don't twist it around in yuor
sick
head# @You made me the hentai muse@ Alright, on to
other business. A plan is underway to capture the
intruders from last night. Once we have them ::looks
at fly on the table:: We'll squash them like bugs.
#@YAY! RACHEL'S DEAD!@#
#Let the joyous news be spread, the wicked old bitch at last is dead!#
@Ding dong the bitch is dead! Which old bitch? the wicked bitch!@
`I'm shaking like a leaf. They're gonna come after me
with their flash lights of doom. Personally, I'm more
scared of Phil, the Prince Of Insufficant Light.`
~HEY! Keep away from my dilbert stuff!~
::cut to MARCO at the mall, walking up to a mall cop::
~RAGE! NO MORE SCENE CHANGES! THEY ARE BAD FOR MY
HEALTH!~
#WEAK WOMEN SCENE CUTS! INJUSTICE!#
@I will kill you!@
#Hey! Only I can use Heero lines!#
MARCO: Uh, excuse me, sir? ::shakes cop's hand:: You
know, I gotta tell ya', you guys are doin' a bang up
job. Just a super job, really. ::starts to acquire
him:: Keep up the good work! We need more mall cops.
#SUCK UP!#
^::Jaw drops:: That's the most stupidest thing I've
ever heard. Tv-me is a dork!^
@Not too much different from the real you.@
^HEY!^
MALL COP ^Billy-Joe-Bob-Brain^ ~HEY! Only I can name
the extras!~ `I wanna name one!`: Riiiiight.
@He's thinking about screwing Marco....@
#EWWWWWW!!!!!#
MARCO: ::walks away, looking at hand he shook MALL COP
with::
^I have to wash his germs off now.^
MALL COP: ::looks after MARCO like he's a psycopath::
`You mean he's not a psycopath?`
MARCO: ::walks into mall bathroom. #A dangrous hobby# Checks stalls to
make sure they're all empty.@And looks pissed that Jake isn't there@
Walks
into one, starts to
morph. Looks down at hand, the hand, sleeve and watch
of the MALL COP start to form, but kinda waver in and
out. ^That's disturbing!^ MARCO's in pain::
`Obviously.` Oooh! Ow! Ah! Why isn't it working? Argh!
::shaking hand, looks confused:: Ow.
~Hey... guys? Why ISN'T it working anyway?~
^Bad effects?^
`Cheap producer?`
::cut to a controller walking down mall hallways with
a black bag in his hand towards the pet shop where
MARCO left JAKE.::
~::drools:: I don't know about you Aquatta, but THAT
controller's got some FINE muscles. Yummy!~
#Oh baby! As Tye from Clueless says, "Break me off a piece if that!"#
^You make me ill.^
`What do you have against muscles, Marco?`
#He's jealous that he has none.#
JAKE: ::still in tank:: Marco, you back yet?
@Someone;s getting all bothered...@
#AX!#
::sees the controller::

CONTROLLER 3 (male) ~Chandler.~ ^Bing? I think he
looks more like a Butch than a Chandler Bing.^:
::bends down to look in rabbit cage:: Andalite! Is
that you? ::stands up, looks around store:: Andalite,
show yourself!
~::Sobs:: Why are the cute ones always so dumb?!~
#::pats her back:: I dunno, let's face it, all the good ones are taken,
dumb or gay. I mean, look at halof your muses,#
@::mutters:: look at half of yours....@
#::blinks, then points at AG:: She took ALL the yaoi couples!#
^Hey pal, can you be MORE obvious please, the janitor
is still clueless.^
JAKE: I'm not in there. I'm here.
~OH! okay, Where are you again?~
CONTROLLER 3 `I name him Dean.`: Where?

JAKE: Do you have the disk?
`Yes, it's up my ass.`
CONTROLLER 3 ^HIS NAME IS DEAN!^: ::takes disk out of
bag:: Which one are you?
~The talking lab mouse with the extremely big head.~
#NARF!#
@::blinks:: Yeah, right......@
JAKE: Marco.
^No, I'M Marco, you're Dumb-assed TV-Jake.^
`Glad you could clear that up Marco.`
#Whoo, Marco's the quick one ain't he?#
::cut to MARCO washing his face in the bathroom.::
~::muttering:: Damned acne.~
JAKE: MARCO!
~Jake wants to get in to your pants man, hurry up!~
MARCO: ::looks up:: Huh? Weird. ::leaves::
^What? You mean to tell me that know one else here
hears voices of their best friends in their head?^
::back to pet store. CONTROLLER 3 ~^`DEAN!`^~ is still
looking at different cages::

CONTROLLER 3 ^I'm not even gonna bother!^: Andalite!
Reveal yourself to me or the deal is off.

JAKE: Marco! Where are you?
~Past the second star to the right and stright on till
morning.~
^Up the Yellow Brick road.^
`In my cubical.`
@Up your ass and to the left.@
#Now that's a new one...where'd you hear that?#
@Your brother@
#::blinks:: hang on ::leaves room...screaming is heard from far away,
something to the effect of "You are NOT allowed to corrupt my muses!
Only I can do that you damn psycho!" Aquatta walks back in the room, face
slightly flushed:: what?#
CONTROLLER 3 ~His name is DEAN!~: That's it...

JAKE: Controller, wait! Over here, I'm the parrot.
Leave the disk on top of the iguana tank, I'll go
quietly.
~::blinks:: You really are just so smart Jake. How
would an ANDALITE know what an Iguana is? Hmm? It's
not like they would bother to study the animals of
earth!~
@YES WE WOULD!@
CONTROLLER 3`Dean.`: ::walks towards iguana tank, sets
disk down. Goes over to parrot::

MARCO: ::Walks past CONTROLLER 3 ~DEAN! DEAN! Say it
with me now folks.... DEAN!~::
#@DEAN!@#
JAKE: Where have you been?! And why didn't you morph
into the security guard? You should have had him under
arrest by now.

MARCO: Well, I couldn't. Which ones the controller?
~::jaw drops:: Why is he being so stupid?~
^You just answerd your own question.^
@Sounded like she asked a question,@
CONTROLLER 3~DEAN! HIS NAME IS DEAN!~: ::parrot
squaks:: You'll pay for that, Andalite!
`::laughs:: He's not so bright either.`
~Shut up, you jock.~
JAKE: That's our boy.
~Whatta man whatta man whatta man whatta mighty good
man!~
#Say it again now!#
STORE EMPLOYEE ~Wally~: Hey, um, what are you doing?
`Stealing your office supplies.`
@Jack- omph! ::mouth is held shut by Aquatta::@
#Okay, just stop.#
@So you forgive me?@
#No.#
CONTROLLER 3: Oh, I...I want this bird.
@::snickers, gets smacked::@
^Smooth cover-up, mucsle man!^
STORE EMPLOYEE ~HIS NAME IS WALLY!: Well, that bird's
not for sale.
JAKE: Just grab the disk. It's on the tank behind
you.
MARCO: ::grabs disk::
^YES! Now I can look at nudie Andalites all day long!^
CONTROLLER 3: I'm sure we can arrange some agreement.
^Yeah, I get the bird, you get a radio-active compost
maker.^
@::as stupid Store Owner Wally:: Deal!@
JAKE: ::being picked up by MARCO:: #Ooo la la, ::snickers::# Get us
out of
here.
~Warp Nine, Data.~
STORE EMPLOYEE`WALLY!`: He's the store mascot, and
he's not for sale.
~^::Doing the Cabbage patch:: Go Wally, go Wally, it's
your birthday!^~
#@::blinks and shakes heads:: tsk tsk, @#
MARCO: ::walking behind CONTROLLER 3:: 'scuse me.
^Dumb ass.^
CONTROLLER 3: Really. Well, I say he is for sale.
`Go Dean, go Dean, it's your birthday, get busy!`
~NO!~
^ROOT FOR WALLY!^
#Yeah jake! What the hell is wrong with you?!#
::cut to outside of the store. MARCO's walking down
mall hallway::
@STOP ALL THE FRIGGIN SCENE CHANGES!!!!@
JAKE: Are we out yet?
`No.`
MARCO: I can't believe it! We got the disk. We got
away! Nothing can stop us. We're...
^The biggest dumbasses to ever grace the planet.^
MALL COP: ::grabs MARCO by shoulder:: Under arrest for
shoplifting.
~You go, uhh...... what did we name this one again?~
^Billy-Joe-Bob-Brain.^
~Right. GO BILLY-JOE-BOB-BRAIN!~
#Try saying that five times fast,#
JAKE: Marco? What's going on?
MARCO: Shoplifting? I didn't steal anything.
`You stole my heart.`
~That's sooo cheesey.~
^No, it's romantic!^
#No Marco, it's cheezy like Squeezy Cheeze#
MALL COP: Look, kid, just give back the lizard before
you get yourself in more trouble.
MARCO: What lizard?
#::giggles maniacally:: Oh I'm gonna leave that one alone! ::laughs::#
`The one in your coat pocket, maybe?`
MALL COP: ::points to MARCO'S pocket. a lizard tail is
sticking out::
MARCO: ::looks at tail:: Oh, that lizard.
~::Sweatdrops:: Dummy.~
#Jerk,#
MALL COP: ::nods::
JAKE: Hand me over
MARCO: ::takes JAKE out of pocket. Hands him to the
MALL COP. :: Well here you go, sir. ::JAKE bites the
MALL COP'S hand. MARCO runs::
^NOOO! Billy-Joe-Bob-Brain! He's got salmanella
posining now!^
~NOOOO!~
@I thought you could only get that from chickens,@
MALL COP: ::chasing MARCO:: Ah! Hey! Get Back here!
Stop!
~NYPD!~
^LAPD!^
`Uhh... CPD?`
~^CPD?^~
`Canada Police Department?`
~^Oh.^~
@No! It's the MIB!@
#::smirks:: then you better get your ass outta here alien boy.#
MARCO: ::pushes between to shoppers:: Sorry!
~At least he has manners....~
MALL COP: STOP! Get back here! ::turns corner. can't
find MARCO.::
`Stop in the name of the Queen of America!`
^Hey, that's no way to talk about our fine president,
Jake.^
~I wanted Rosebush to be president!~
^You can let everyone on the mailing list know all
about that later.^
JAKE: ::demorphed. Standing in front of an electronics
store with his back to the hall::
MARCO: Well. That was close.
~HEY! How'd they morph so fast?~
#It's called stopping the camera for an hour#
JAKE: ::looks after MALL COP:: Ow! Cut it out! ::takes
MARCO, in rat morph, out of his pocket::
MARCO: ::says some stuff that I can't understand
'cause it's a bad recording:: I couldn't resist.
JAKE: Change back before I get rabies
~Kinda makes you wonder where exactly Marco bit him.~
@^`::Cross their legs:: OW!`^@
#::snickers evilly::#
MARCO: ::starts to demorph:: Sorry.
^You better be pally!^
::cut to two controllers in the back of a car.
Tracking something::
~AHHH! MY EYES!~
CONTROLLER 4 (female) ~Oh my GOD! She looks like my
Cousin Jennifer!~ ^Scary.^: The homing device is
operating perfectly.

CONTROLLER 5 (male) `Billy-Joe`: Let's take them now.
~SHAME! Trying to rob them of their purity!~
^Their what?^
`Virginity Marco.`
^Oh.^
VISSER 3: ::hologram:: No. Give them time to gather
all together. Then tonight, we'll take them all.
#Orgy!#
::CONTROLLERS laugh ^Like Emerald from Sailor Moon.^
~Oh, ow.~. Cut to MARCO finishing demorphing in a
secluded corner of the mall::
^Makes me wonder what ELSE they do in the seclude
coner of the mall.^
#You'd know wouldn't you?#
MARCO: ::spitting:: I don't even like sunflower seeds.
Or lint.
JAKE: Just give me the disk so we can get out of here.

MARCO: ::looks in coat pockets. Gives JAKE a scared
look.::
JAKE: ::exasperated:: What?
^Remember that condem you gave me?^
`Yeah...`
^It's gone!^
`Oh well, we'll screw without it.`
MARCO: Well, I put it down right before I became a
rat. But don't worry, I know where it is. C'mon.
::pulls JAKE with him back to the electronics store::
~::sighs:: He has legs, Boring Cabbage.~
^And he knows how to use 'em!^
JAKE: So...where did you leave the #Condem# disk?
MARCO: I remember. I put it down on the ground right
next to some old fast food bags. ::looks around. Takes
lid off trash can:: The bags are gone too.
@Oh yeah, smooth move amigo,@
JAKE: ::looks up. Sees a janitor throwing away trash.
Pokes MARCO so he'll look up. Both run after janitor::
`And now it's time for, Janitor Hunting!`
#@::plays Jungle music track::@#
MARCO: ::running up to JANITOR throwing bags into a
dumpster:: Excuse me! Did you sweep up, a, uh, well,
it's like a little disk thingie.
@Wow, how percise,@
^Brilliant, really. Your wit amazes me.^
JANITOR `Flyod`: Look, I just sweep it up, not catalog
it. Anything I sweep up is in this bag. ::throws bag
into dumpster:: In there. ::walks away::
~^`::look at eachother, then start doing the cabbage
patch again:: Go Flyod, go Flyod, it's your birthday,
get busy!`^~
MARCO: ::looks at JAKE:: Well, it's in the bag. It
shouldn't be too hard. ::JAKE and MARCO climb up on
the side of the dumpster. Looking in:: Uh, ^Houstan^
we have a problem.
JAKE: ::looking at MARCO:: We?
~::laughs:: Nice to know he's a leader willing to get
dirty.~
#::snickers::#
::cut to MARCO in dumpster, digging through trash::
`And now we are veiwing the DUmb-Assed Marco in his
natural habitat.`
JAKE: Any luck yet?
MARCO: ::sarcasticly:: Yeah, lots of luck. In fact,
I'd have to say this is one of the luckiest days of my
life. Morph into a guard. Who's idea was that?
#That was your idea#
JAKE: That was your idea.
~^`D'OH!`^~
@Freaky,@
#::gasps:: I QUOTED TV JAKE! I'M CURSED FOR LIFE!!#
MARCO: Oh. Well, why didn't you stop me? Y'know, I'm
starting to worry about your judgement.
~Yeah, me too Jake.~
JAKE: I think I am slipping. ^Slipping into the pit of
Love, with me, everyone's favorite sexy hunk of an
Animorph, me.^ ~Does Marco have an ego, Aquatta? I
don't think so.~ #Oh no, not in the slightest, ::rolls eyes::# I let
you come
up a plan. We'll find
it. Listen, I'm hungry. Can I get ya' somethin'?
MARCO: ::holds up some gross looking food scraps:: No,
thanks.
~I'd be a little sick too.~
JAKE: 'K. I'll be right back. ::walks away::
::garbage truck comes as JAKE leaves. Puts down lever
things to lift up dumpster.::
MARCO: ::banging sides of dumpster:: No! Hey! Stop!
What're you doing? Stop! Hey, lemme back out! ::dumped
into the back of the truck:: YAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ::digs
out from under piles of bags. Looks at the walls.
They're moving in:: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
~^`::laughing:: That's one way of takibng out the
trash!`^~
@He sorta sounds like Shredder, heh heh,@
JAKE: ::back with food. Bangs on side of dumpster::
Hey, how's it goin'? ::bangs again:: Marco, how's it
goin'? #He;s not there dumbass!# ::sees truck, climbs up on side of
dumpster::
Aw, man. ::morphs Homer and chases after truck::
~He can't tell the the dumpser sounds more hollow than
before?~
@No cause he;s stuuuupid,
::cut to CASSIE at The Sharing meeting::
^NOOOOOOO!^
#EVIL!#
MELLISA: Thanks for coming with me.
CASSIE: Hey, no problem.
~Cass, you were partically hypervetalating. We almost
had to get Ax to revive you.~
@Ewwwwwww, no way in hell....@
#::scoffs:: you're just saying that cause you're trying to make up.#
TOM: ::from behind CASSIE ~To do what? Hmmmm?~::
Cassie, What're you doin' here?
#::as TV Cassie:: To see you and to screw your little brother#
CASSIE: Uh, I came with Mellisa and Rachel.
#LIAR!#
TOM: Cool. Now, if we could just get my useless
brother @Got that part right@ to come out, we'd all be set. Maybe you
could,
uh, talk him in to it, huh?
~OHHH! Bad Tom, You want a threesome with Cassie and
Jake.~
^At least he's kinky.^
CASSIE: ::looks behind TOM. sees RACHEL coming:: There
you are.
~Your cousin was starting to scare me.~
`Don't talk about Rachel that way.`
^She was talking about Tom.^
`Oh. But Tom and Rachel are they same aren't they?
Both are dumb, fake and ugly.`
~^Point.^~
RACHEL: So, we'd better get going. It's getting late.
CASSIE: ::picks up her stuff to leave::
TOM: Hey, cuz, what's your hurry?
RACHEL: Uh, I'm not feeling that well. We gotta go.
See ya', Mellisa. ::looks at TOM:: Catch ya' later,
cuz. ::walking out with CASSIE:: I've got a ton to
tell you.
~::Looks sick:: Ax, where the bathroom? I think I'm
gonna puke.~
@::points:: down to the right@
::cut to the two controllers tracking in the truck::
CONTROLLER 4 ^Betty-Joe^: The Tracking device, it's
back at the mall, sir.
VISSER 3: The Andalites must be gathered. Go.
^Now do you see the resemblance to a demented Furby on
crack, Ax?^
@We look better on the books, this sucks.@
::cut to Cyberia, the internet cafe JAKE and MARCO
come in and sit in a booth next to CASSIE and RACHEL.
MARCO is a mess::
^Oh my God. TV-Me's trailerpark is showing.^
#Is he intelligent enough to have one?#
RACHEL: Where have you guys been? We've been looking
all over for you.
^They've been making out in the janitor's closet, you
can't tell?^
`SO THAT'S what that stuff is!`
~::walks out of the bathroom just in time to hear
that.Looks sick:: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!::runs back
in::~
CASSIE: ::looking around:: What stinks?
`Cassie farted!`
@No I think it's AG@
#Poor girl,#
RACHEL: Listen, this is important. We went to a
meeting of The Sharing and found out alot. #Your bro is bi, loves
incest and
wants a threesome of you and Cassie. Sorry Cuz,# Most of The
Sharing is just regular people. But there's a smaller
group who are all controllers. The yeerk pools. They
need to go back to them every three days to get some
kind of ray or something. Or they die, but we still
didn't find out anything about Tobias.
^Oh your poor deprived lover.^
CASSIE: ::looking at MARCO:: Ugh, it's you.
`::laughs:: Yes, Marco is my poor deprived lover.`
^If I'm you're lover, I'm not deprived of anything
except a good lawyer.^
MARCO: What?
^You heard me the first time.^
@#::bursts out laughing::#@
JAKE: Marco spent the afternoon in the back of a
garbage truck. Almost getting crushed to death. I had
to bail him out of the city dump.
~::walks back in:: I remeber when I used to go to the
city dump with my mom and throw the garbage away. Then
we moved back to New York.~
CASSIE: ::giggles::
RACHEL: ::laughing:: What?
MARCO: It's a long story, but here's the punch line
::holds up the disk:: Look familiar?
#No.#
`I've never seen it before in my life.`
::cut to three controllers. Two from the back of the
truck, the third must have been driving.::
~There are THREE now? They must have reproduced.~
::back to Cyberia. RACHEL takes the disk from MARCO::
JAKE: The yeerks had it, we got it back this
afternoon.
MARCO: They offered a deal over the web, an Andalite
for the disk, but we outsmarted them.
RACHEL: ::Shaking head:: They outsmarted you. This
isn't the disk.
^`::as Tv-Marco and TV-Jake::WHA?!`^
MARCO: What?
~::slaps forehead:: Morons.~
#Jerkoffs,#
@Sluts. ::everyone stares:: What?@
RACHEL: It's heavier than I remember. Hold this.
::hands it to CASSIE::
CASSIE: Yeah, and it's warm. Like it's on or
something. ::CASSIE looks at RACHEL. RACHEL looks at
JAKE. MARCO looks at JAKE.::
`::As TV-Jake:: ::giggles:: Umm, I guess it was
crushed between me and Marco during our make-out
session.~
::The CONTROLLERS walk into the cafe. Towards where
every one was sitting. Nobody's there::
^They dissappeard!^
#YAY!#
RACHEL: ::walking out in the mall with the others:: #NO! I thought they
disspeared!#
We've gotta ditch the disk.
CASSIE: Yeah.
MARCO: Well, then let's leave it with a message.
Something moving. Comprende?
~Pardon? No habla espanol.~
#::sighs:: TV Marco now corrupted poor TV Cassie,#
JAKE: Escalator.
^No. The Dumb Waiter.^
MARCO: ::shakes head:: No, Elevator. ::runs off::
^Same thing!^
JAKE: ::looks at CASSIE and RACHEL:: Genius. ::runs to
catch up::
`^::Laugh::^`
~He is NOT!~
RACHEL: Huh? ::looks where the guys went.::
~I didn't get it either.~
^Of course you didn't, you're a girl.^
#::grumbles angrily::#
`Marco, we don't get it either.`
^Oh yeah.^
#Ha ha,#
::Three CONTROLLERS coming up escalator::
CONTROLLER 4 ~Betty-Joe~: The signals moving up.
CONTROLLER 5 ~Billy-Joe~: Wait, it's moving down.
::All three step onto escalator::
CONTROLLER 4 ^Betty-Joe^: ::looking at door,
grinning:: They're ours.
::doors open, reveal a cardboard monster ^LOOK! It's
Rachel's true form!^ with the disk in it's mouth.
Controllers put down tracking devices dejectedly. Turn
and leave. Animorphs are a level up, looking down,
laughing.::
~'Cause myn scarylooking cousin wannabe is just the
funniest thing around.~
MARCO: C'mon, guys.
CASSIE: Yeah, let's get out of here.
JAKE: That was close.
~^`::half singing, half talking:: Clean, close,
shave.`^~
::Cut to them walking by a baseball diamond. CASSIE
and RACHEL in front, JAKE and MARCO behind::
~`^DAMNATION ON ALL ANI-TV SCENE CHANGES!^`~
RACHEL: You guys kill me. ~Funny, you don't look
dead!~ You can say a couple of words to eachother and
you have a whole plan worked out.
CASSIE: Yeah, how do you do that?
^Same way we do everything, by guessing.^
MARCO: Well, we could explain it to you, but you
probably wouldn't get it.
RACHEL: ::Walking backwards:: WE wouldn't get it?
^No, you girls are dumb.^
~HEY!~
#Screw off Marco!#
^I was talking about THEM, not girls in general.^
#Damn straight....#
~No, he's gay. Very gay.~
#I didn;t mean it like that, but okay ::snickers::#
MARCO: ::looks at JAKE:: It's a guy thing. ::RACHEL
and CASSIE turn around:: They don't get it.
JAKE: That's okay, we do.
`Just like you don't understand girl things.`
MARCO: Nylon.
~Now don't start that again!~
JAKE: It's fiberglass!
^`PLASTIC!`^
@WHO CARES?!?!?!@
JAKE VO: I guess I was wrong before.#Not a new thing to you huh Jakey
boy?#
Not everything's
different. It helps to know that some things stay the
same. Like who your friends are.
^But, TV-Jake has no real friends.^
MARCO VO: By the way, it turned out to be nylon, but I
let Jake think he was right. Ya' gotta let him win
every once in a while.
`HEY!`
::View changes to show a hawk looking down from a
perch on the fence behind the field.::
~^`::plays scary music.::`^~
JAKE VO: I heard that!
@#^Oh you so did not!^#@

~Well, that's the end of this MiST, hey Aquatta, how
did you and Ax like it?~
#::grins:: Can;t wait to meet the TV Ax in all honesty.#
@Does that mean you forgive me? ::looks at her with pleading eyes::@
#::smirks:: Maybe.#
@::grins::@
^Maybe we can do this again sometime!^
`It'll be fun! Now back to bed Marco, you are still
sick after all.`
^Will you read me a story?^
`Yes, I'll read you a story.`
@I'm getting out of here.@
~Ugh, they're so cute together it makes me sick.~
#::sighs:: come on, let's leave the young lovers alone. I'll treat to a
root
beer float.#