Magic White Boy Knights
Episode Two: Fuzzy Little Jewel Thing!
OPENING THEME
My body is so hot.
All the girls they really love mee.
I can't help it, that I look so good.
I was just born with this amazing beauttyyyyyyyyy.
My good looks go with my stunning clothes.
It makes a sexy mix.
- A wonderful model
I just want to have fun allll the time.
I've made out with a lot of girls before
And I know that they'll be more
And I know that I'll like it!!!
Who's to blame when you look this good
And get all of the girlllsssssssss
My Body is so hot
And the girls really love meee
I can't help it, that I look this good
I was just born with this amazing beauty
I'll always be trying
To get the chicks
Now I'm ready to go
Three Junior High school guys.....Corey, Don, and James were taken into another World called Cephiro. They were called there by a Princess to save their World. They got their armor and leanred magic. Now they are making their way to Persea's house.
The three boys are walking on the road.
Don: All of this is like so fucking weird. I mean we are in this fucked up place and we have to save a Princess.
James: Earth......Earth......What the hell is up with that?
Don: Earth is not that bad dude.
Corey: Yes because rocks are cool!
James: Shut the fuck up, Corey. You got ice. Cold and slow, like you in the sack. Let's not kid ourselves. We all heard about you and Brittany. See now rock is hard and big!
Corey: Dude she loved it. At least I am not in a virgin. And Earth is not rock. You're like plants and stuff.
Don: You know guy, lightning is hot and fast. And really cool. No one ever gets sick of seeing lightning.
James: I am earth. See my big and hard.......
Don: Shut up no one wants you to finish that.
James: Has no one noticed that we all smell like shit?
They all smell themselves.
Don: Holy shit! We do smell all funky. We need to shower.
Corey: We smell like dog shit.
James: We should find a like or something soon enough. Oy maybe this chick has a bathroom.
Don: I'm sure she'd have a bathroom. Unless she's like a skank.
Corey: Ha Ha Ha skank.
Then they came across a small pond.
Don: Finally...we can get unstinkafied!.
James: We have to get undressed now don't we?
Don: Yeah....if you wonna wash. Unless of course you are ashamed of your small package.
James: Shut up.
They are started taking off their clothes. Then they went into the water.
Don: Dude this water is really clear. My dick looks so big and nice.
James: HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE
Corey: HMM HMMM HA HA HA HA HA God Don just start jackin' off why don't ya.
Just then a little monkey-like creature found the magic knights. He reached into his pouch and sprinkled magic dust into the water.
Gayomster: Iddle diddle fiddle eelings. Make them all have homosexual feelings! A HA HA HA HA
The three boys do not notice Gayomster, or the spell he was casting on them.
Don: I wonder what ever happened to Clef? He never contacted us. Boy, for an elf he had a FINE ASS.
Corey: I know I am starting to get worried as well. God Don I never really noticed your chest before. You gots a nice six-pack bro.
Don: Thanks....I've been working out. Your body isn't that bad wither you know. Want me to rub your back? You look tense,
Corey: Sure why not? COME on over.
Don went over and started rubbing Corey's shoulders. James came closer to see what was going on.
Corey: OOOH. That feels SOOO good. Has anyone ever told you that you have magic hands?
Don: OH stop it! You are always soo funny
James: This is odd but you two are really making me hot. Don, want me to rub your shoulders?
Don: Sure why not
James went over and started rubbing Don's shoulders.
Don: James? I never knew you had you dick pirced.
James: Yeah. Like it? It's a little jewel earing.
Corey: Let me see! WHOAH. Can I feel it? Is it gold?
James: Of course it's gold. Feel it later...we are rubbing each other's shoulders now.
The group spends the next ten minutes rubbing each other, nude in the water. All talking stopped...they just enjoyed rubbing each other.
James: I really love you guys. Let's make love....all three of us...together.
Don: Why not....LIGHTNING POWER!!!! OH YEAH BABY!!!
Corey: I'm "up" for it.
They all started to make love. Gayomster was going to enjoy watching them SOOO much. But he knew that while they were distracted he had to get them or else he'd be punished by Zagato. So he jumped out before they could really do anything.
Gayomster: HA HA HA You fools!
He lifts he wand and takes the spell off. They three boys all look at each other.
Gayomster: Look at you! If I hadn't had stopped you, you would have all made love! You are all GAY!!
Don: SHIT!!! GET OFF OF ME JAMES!!!
Corey: GET OFF OF ME DON!!
James: SHIT SHIT....I was rubbing Don!
Gayomster: HA HA HA Like my homosexuality spell? I am Gayomster....my powers are those of homosexuality!! I will not destroy you...Magic Knights!!
The three boys run up and put on their clothes and armor
Don: You fucking pussy! You made us gay for like twenty minutes. You shall pay! WHITE........BOY.......LIGHTNING!!!!
His hands reach up and white listening comes out. It is aimed at Gayomster but he misses.
Gayomster: Say goodbye Don. When you are dead it won't be long before your lovers will join you. ANAL............SEX..........STIMULATION!!!!
Gayomster puts out his wand and a long mass of energy comes out and goes behind Don and it hits him in the butt. He falls down.
Gayomster: Well,well one down two to go. I don't know your two names. Not that that matters.
James: I am James. Please spare me. I know no magic.
Gayomster: Too bad. Prepare to die! By the way I saw the piercing. It's pretty cool. BAD......BOY........BONDAGE!!!!
Gayomster puts out his hands and leather straps come out and start whipping. They hit James and knock him out.
Gayomster: Only you are left! Prepare to die.
Corey: I don't count on it. I had two guys toching each other while touching me. YOU WILL BE REWARDED!
Gayomster: HUH?
Corey: You see I really am gay. And I LOVED WHAT YOU HAD THEM DO.
Just then Corey pulled down his pants and boxers. Gayomster stared at him.
Corey: Like what you see? Well too bad. I am NOT a fag! ABERCROMBIE.......ICE......AVALANCE!!!!!
Corey put up his hands. Blue light came out and then disappeared. Then HUGE icicles came out from the sky and fell on Gayomster.
Gayomster: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Corey put his pants back on. All the others awake
Don: How did you beat him?
Corey: I was very close to learning an attack so I distracted him by pulling down my pants. It gave me enough time. I attacked and he feel. When he dies you guys came back.
James: So I am the ONLY one who knows no magic?
Don: Yes. You are. Gayomsters powers were strong...look what he made us do in the water! THAT WAS SICK!
Corey: Let's just get to Persea's house and NEVER bring this up again.
Don: Before we agree to do that I gotta say one more thing. That earing you have James is cool!!
James: Yep....everyone LOVES my little fuzzy thing with a jewel!
And so they start on the road once more.
Will the magic knights ever reach Persea's house? Will homosexual feeling "arise" again? And what ever happened to Clef? Find out in Magic White Boy Knights Episode Three: We Learn So Much How Can We Remember It All?
Authors Note: I was originally going to make this episode where they meet Mokona. Then I though "Fuzzy Little Ting With A Jewel" how could I resist? This episode will go in the books as one of the funniest and the sickest. All these jokes are in good fun and I am not trying to discriminate against gays. Just to let you know. Also I do not own MKR. I dunno why I am putting a disclaimer but I am. If you ever wasn't to get in touch with me(the author) E-mail me at kodae@galaxypolice.com I'd love to hear what you thought. THANKS!!!
Episode Two: Fuzzy Little Jewel Thing!
OPENING THEME
My body is so hot.
All the girls they really love mee.
I can't help it, that I look so good.
I was just born with this amazing beauttyyyyyyyyy.
My good looks go with my stunning clothes.
It makes a sexy mix.
- A wonderful model
I just want to have fun allll the time.
I've made out with a lot of girls before
And I know that they'll be more
And I know that I'll like it!!!
Who's to blame when you look this good
And get all of the girlllsssssssss
My Body is so hot
And the girls really love meee
I can't help it, that I look this good
I was just born with this amazing beauty
I'll always be trying
To get the chicks
Now I'm ready to go
Three Junior High school guys.....Corey, Don, and James were taken into another World called Cephiro. They were called there by a Princess to save their World. They got their armor and leanred magic. Now they are making their way to Persea's house.
The three boys are walking on the road.
Don: All of this is like so fucking weird. I mean we are in this fucked up place and we have to save a Princess.
James: Earth......Earth......What the hell is up with that?
Don: Earth is not that bad dude.
Corey: Yes because rocks are cool!
James: Shut the fuck up, Corey. You got ice. Cold and slow, like you in the sack. Let's not kid ourselves. We all heard about you and Brittany. See now rock is hard and big!
Corey: Dude she loved it. At least I am not in a virgin. And Earth is not rock. You're like plants and stuff.
Don: You know guy, lightning is hot and fast. And really cool. No one ever gets sick of seeing lightning.
James: I am earth. See my big and hard.......
Don: Shut up no one wants you to finish that.
James: Has no one noticed that we all smell like shit?
They all smell themselves.
Don: Holy shit! We do smell all funky. We need to shower.
Corey: We smell like dog shit.
James: We should find a like or something soon enough. Oy maybe this chick has a bathroom.
Don: I'm sure she'd have a bathroom. Unless she's like a skank.
Corey: Ha Ha Ha skank.
Then they came across a small pond.
Don: Finally...we can get unstinkafied!.
James: We have to get undressed now don't we?
Don: Yeah....if you wonna wash. Unless of course you are ashamed of your small package.
James: Shut up.
They are started taking off their clothes. Then they went into the water.
Don: Dude this water is really clear. My dick looks so big and nice.
James: HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE HE
Corey: HMM HMMM HA HA HA HA HA God Don just start jackin' off why don't ya.
Just then a little monkey-like creature found the magic knights. He reached into his pouch and sprinkled magic dust into the water.
Gayomster: Iddle diddle fiddle eelings. Make them all have homosexual feelings! A HA HA HA HA
The three boys do not notice Gayomster, or the spell he was casting on them.
Don: I wonder what ever happened to Clef? He never contacted us. Boy, for an elf he had a FINE ASS.
Corey: I know I am starting to get worried as well. God Don I never really noticed your chest before. You gots a nice six-pack bro.
Don: Thanks....I've been working out. Your body isn't that bad wither you know. Want me to rub your back? You look tense,
Corey: Sure why not? COME on over.
Don went over and started rubbing Corey's shoulders. James came closer to see what was going on.
Corey: OOOH. That feels SOOO good. Has anyone ever told you that you have magic hands?
Don: OH stop it! You are always soo funny
James: This is odd but you two are really making me hot. Don, want me to rub your shoulders?
Don: Sure why not
James went over and started rubbing Don's shoulders.
Don: James? I never knew you had you dick pirced.
James: Yeah. Like it? It's a little jewel earing.
Corey: Let me see! WHOAH. Can I feel it? Is it gold?
James: Of course it's gold. Feel it later...we are rubbing each other's shoulders now.
The group spends the next ten minutes rubbing each other, nude in the water. All talking stopped...they just enjoyed rubbing each other.
James: I really love you guys. Let's make love....all three of us...together.
Don: Why not....LIGHTNING POWER!!!! OH YEAH BABY!!!
Corey: I'm "up" for it.
They all started to make love. Gayomster was going to enjoy watching them SOOO much. But he knew that while they were distracted he had to get them or else he'd be punished by Zagato. So he jumped out before they could really do anything.
Gayomster: HA HA HA You fools!
He lifts he wand and takes the spell off. They three boys all look at each other.
Gayomster: Look at you! If I hadn't had stopped you, you would have all made love! You are all GAY!!
Don: SHIT!!! GET OFF OF ME JAMES!!!
Corey: GET OFF OF ME DON!!
James: SHIT SHIT....I was rubbing Don!
Gayomster: HA HA HA Like my homosexuality spell? I am Gayomster....my powers are those of homosexuality!! I will not destroy you...Magic Knights!!
The three boys run up and put on their clothes and armor
Don: You fucking pussy! You made us gay for like twenty minutes. You shall pay! WHITE........BOY.......LIGHTNING!!!!
His hands reach up and white listening comes out. It is aimed at Gayomster but he misses.
Gayomster: Say goodbye Don. When you are dead it won't be long before your lovers will join you. ANAL............SEX..........STIMULATION!!!!
Gayomster puts out his wand and a long mass of energy comes out and goes behind Don and it hits him in the butt. He falls down.
Gayomster: Well,well one down two to go. I don't know your two names. Not that that matters.
James: I am James. Please spare me. I know no magic.
Gayomster: Too bad. Prepare to die! By the way I saw the piercing. It's pretty cool. BAD......BOY........BONDAGE!!!!
Gayomster puts out his hands and leather straps come out and start whipping. They hit James and knock him out.
Gayomster: Only you are left! Prepare to die.
Corey: I don't count on it. I had two guys toching each other while touching me. YOU WILL BE REWARDED!
Gayomster: HUH?
Corey: You see I really am gay. And I LOVED WHAT YOU HAD THEM DO.
Just then Corey pulled down his pants and boxers. Gayomster stared at him.
Corey: Like what you see? Well too bad. I am NOT a fag! ABERCROMBIE.......ICE......AVALANCE!!!!!
Corey put up his hands. Blue light came out and then disappeared. Then HUGE icicles came out from the sky and fell on Gayomster.
Gayomster: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Corey put his pants back on. All the others awake
Don: How did you beat him?
Corey: I was very close to learning an attack so I distracted him by pulling down my pants. It gave me enough time. I attacked and he feel. When he dies you guys came back.
James: So I am the ONLY one who knows no magic?
Don: Yes. You are. Gayomsters powers were strong...look what he made us do in the water! THAT WAS SICK!
Corey: Let's just get to Persea's house and NEVER bring this up again.
Don: Before we agree to do that I gotta say one more thing. That earing you have James is cool!!
James: Yep....everyone LOVES my little fuzzy thing with a jewel!
And so they start on the road once more.
Will the magic knights ever reach Persea's house? Will homosexual feeling "arise" again? And what ever happened to Clef? Find out in Magic White Boy Knights Episode Three: We Learn So Much How Can We Remember It All?
Authors Note: I was originally going to make this episode where they meet Mokona. Then I though "Fuzzy Little Ting With A Jewel" how could I resist? This episode will go in the books as one of the funniest and the sickest. All these jokes are in good fun and I am not trying to discriminate against gays. Just to let you know. Also I do not own MKR. I dunno why I am putting a disclaimer but I am. If you ever wasn't to get in touch with me(the author) E-mail me at kodae@galaxypolice.com I'd love to hear what you thought. THANKS!!!