Magic White Boy Knights
Episode Three: We Learn So Much How Can We Remember It All?
OPENING THEME
My body is so hot.
All the girls they really love mee.
I can't help it, that I look so good.
I was just born with this amazing beauttyyyyyyyyy.
My good looks go with my stunning clothes.
It makes a sexy mix.
- A wonderful model
I just want to have fun allll the time.
I've made out with a lot of girls before
And I know that they'll be more
And I know that I'll like it!!!
Who's to blame when you look this good
And get all of the girlllsssssssss
My Body is so hot
And the girls really love meee
I can't help it, that I look this good
I was just born with this amazing beauty
I'll always be trying
To get the chicks
Now I'm ready to go
Three Junior High school guys.....Corey, Don, and James were taken into another World called Cephiro. They were called there by a Princess to save their World. They got their armor and leanred magic. On their way to Persea's house they met up with an evil Monkey-Monster called Gayomster. He made them homos for what seemed to be an eternity. He knocked down the first two knights. But, his plans were foiled when Corey tricked him. Corey learned his first magic attack and destroyed Gayomster. Now they finally reach Persea's house!
Don: We actually made it!
James: YES YES YES YES, we made it. So what? I still know NOOOOOO magic! I am so lame.
Corey: No shit! He knocked you out with Bad Boy Bondage!
James: SHUT UP!
Don: Dudes STOP fighting! I see the house. We'll be there soon! I wonder if this Persea chick is hot.
James: She's pry another elf. Elf's scare me. Seriously...I had a bad experience when I was younger. I HATE their pointed little ears. They are UGLY AS SIN!
Corey: No one noticed this but...Clef's ears weren't pointed. He was just small.
Don: Small...HE HE HE HA HA HA
They reach a house they knock. The door opens and they go inside.
Persea: Welcome, I have been waiting for a LONG time for you three.
James: ORGY.....ORGY....ORGY!!!!!! YAY!!!
Don: ( punches him) Shut the hell UP!
Corey: Leave him alone Don. Maybe being a love slave is part of our training.
James: Miss? Will you be fucking us as part of the training?
Pesea: Fucking? What is that?
James: It's when a guy sticks his..
Don: JAMES!!!
Persea: You mean sex?(looks VERY stunned) You are mere boys....and besides that is NOT part of your training.
Don: Told ya.
Don: (whispers to Corey) Although she is HOTTT!
Coery: AMEN to that!
Mokona jumps out and starts hitting the boys.
James: FUCKING-A!!! It's a fucking stuffed animal. He hit me in the nuts!
Don: It's a rabbit!!
Corey: It's just an animal. COME HERE LITTLE GUY!(Mokona jumps into Corey's hands) SEE!
Mokona: PU PU PUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Persea: That is Mokona...he will be your guide. I am Persea...I will make you your weapons.
Don: I already have a "big sword".
James: GOO DAWG!! (gives Don a High 5)
Mokona: PU PU NO PUUUU HE HE HE
Don: Shut the fuck up rabbit!
Mokono jumps from Corey and bites Don's face. Then goes back to Corey.
Mokona: HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE
Don: Come here...I'll fuck you up you gay ass little..
Persea: ENOUGH! Listen to me!!! I will make your weapons. But before I do you have to do something for me.
James: Nuff said. This is where I "CUM" in.
Don: Yeah..you're almost as funny as the fucking rabbit.
Mokona: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Corey: Leave Mokona alone. He's coo.(Mokona cuddles up to Corey)
Don: Looks like Corey's got a new boyfriend. Maybe it wasn't really Gayomster in the pond. You and the rabbit seem to be "getting along" VERY NICELY.
Mokona: PUUUUUU(his jewel lights up and he zapps Don) HE HE HE PUUUU
Don: HOLLY SHIT!!!!! FUCKING LITTLE RABBIT!!!
Persea: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!! For me to made you your weapons you have have to get me a mineral called "MOCKOMATTO".
ALL OF THE KNIGHTS LAUGH
Persea: What is so funny.
James: Mockomatto....funniest word I have ever heard!!!!
Persea: Anyways...........Once you get me this mineral I can make you your weapons.
Don: Where do we get this mineral at?
Persea: Mokona will guide you.
Don: How great.
Mokona: HE HE HE
Persea: Mokona is usually VERY nice and polite. He just must not like you. Although he seems to liek Corey.
Corey: How did you now my name?
Persea: Clef told me.
James: CLEF??? When did you talk to him.
Persea: OH OH OH I forgot to tell you! Stupid me. He talked to me through Mokona today! The little witch turned him into stone. But he is OK. Well, at least for now. He told me all about you guys.
Don: Wll he didn't tell us about the FUCKING BUNNY.
Mokona: PU PU PU PU PUUUUUUUUUU HISSSSSSSSS
Persea: He is not a bunny! His name is Mokona..didn't I already go over this? Anyway...he will guide you and has everything you could need on the tip?
Don: What the hell? Does he carry around a big suitcase? He's too weak for that. I bet ya he's never gotten laid.
Mokona: PUU?
Don: See, he's soo stupid! He dosen't even know what laid it.
Persea: He does come from a different World then you, you know. I myself do not know what this this.."laid" is.
Don: It's when a guy sticks his...
Persea: OH MY! You can stop right there. I now know what it means. EWWW You know a lot for being so young
Don: Can I ask you something Persea?
Persea: Of course. It's only natural to have questions about all of this.
Don: Do you think I have a hot body?
Persea: I will not answer such stupid questions. Please leave now and do what I have asked you. But, before that you will need to get weapons for now.
Takes them to a room with weapons lining the walls.
Persea: Please take whatever one appeals to you.
Don: (picks a sword) YAY! That appeals to me.
Corey: (picks a crossblow) OH YEAH! THIS KICKS ASS.
James: (picks a stick) What the hell? I don't want a stick! It just like floated to my hand. (repicks a sword) Much better
Persea: Now be on your way and find the mineral, Mockomotto. BE OFF NOW. And please, be careful...Magic Knights.
The knights follow Mokona down a path....hoping to get the way cool mineral with the funky name.
What will happenen next and stuff? Find out in the next episode "Fears and Pears"
Episode Three: We Learn So Much How Can We Remember It All?
OPENING THEME
My body is so hot.
All the girls they really love mee.
I can't help it, that I look so good.
I was just born with this amazing beauttyyyyyyyyy.
My good looks go with my stunning clothes.
It makes a sexy mix.
- A wonderful model
I just want to have fun allll the time.
I've made out with a lot of girls before
And I know that they'll be more
And I know that I'll like it!!!
Who's to blame when you look this good
And get all of the girlllsssssssss
My Body is so hot
And the girls really love meee
I can't help it, that I look this good
I was just born with this amazing beauty
I'll always be trying
To get the chicks
Now I'm ready to go
Three Junior High school guys.....Corey, Don, and James were taken into another World called Cephiro. They were called there by a Princess to save their World. They got their armor and leanred magic. On their way to Persea's house they met up with an evil Monkey-Monster called Gayomster. He made them homos for what seemed to be an eternity. He knocked down the first two knights. But, his plans were foiled when Corey tricked him. Corey learned his first magic attack and destroyed Gayomster. Now they finally reach Persea's house!
Don: We actually made it!
James: YES YES YES YES, we made it. So what? I still know NOOOOOO magic! I am so lame.
Corey: No shit! He knocked you out with Bad Boy Bondage!
James: SHUT UP!
Don: Dudes STOP fighting! I see the house. We'll be there soon! I wonder if this Persea chick is hot.
James: She's pry another elf. Elf's scare me. Seriously...I had a bad experience when I was younger. I HATE their pointed little ears. They are UGLY AS SIN!
Corey: No one noticed this but...Clef's ears weren't pointed. He was just small.
Don: Small...HE HE HE HA HA HA
They reach a house they knock. The door opens and they go inside.
Persea: Welcome, I have been waiting for a LONG time for you three.
James: ORGY.....ORGY....ORGY!!!!!! YAY!!!
Don: ( punches him) Shut the hell UP!
Corey: Leave him alone Don. Maybe being a love slave is part of our training.
James: Miss? Will you be fucking us as part of the training?
Pesea: Fucking? What is that?
James: It's when a guy sticks his..
Don: JAMES!!!
Persea: You mean sex?(looks VERY stunned) You are mere boys....and besides that is NOT part of your training.
Don: Told ya.
Don: (whispers to Corey) Although she is HOTTT!
Coery: AMEN to that!
Mokona jumps out and starts hitting the boys.
James: FUCKING-A!!! It's a fucking stuffed animal. He hit me in the nuts!
Don: It's a rabbit!!
Corey: It's just an animal. COME HERE LITTLE GUY!(Mokona jumps into Corey's hands) SEE!
Mokona: PU PU PUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Persea: That is Mokona...he will be your guide. I am Persea...I will make you your weapons.
Don: I already have a "big sword".
James: GOO DAWG!! (gives Don a High 5)
Mokona: PU PU NO PUUUU HE HE HE
Don: Shut the fuck up rabbit!
Mokono jumps from Corey and bites Don's face. Then goes back to Corey.
Mokona: HA HA HA HA HA HE HE HE
Don: Come here...I'll fuck you up you gay ass little..
Persea: ENOUGH! Listen to me!!! I will make your weapons. But before I do you have to do something for me.
James: Nuff said. This is where I "CUM" in.
Don: Yeah..you're almost as funny as the fucking rabbit.
Mokona: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Corey: Leave Mokona alone. He's coo.(Mokona cuddles up to Corey)
Don: Looks like Corey's got a new boyfriend. Maybe it wasn't really Gayomster in the pond. You and the rabbit seem to be "getting along" VERY NICELY.
Mokona: PUUUUUU(his jewel lights up and he zapps Don) HE HE HE PUUUU
Don: HOLLY SHIT!!!!! FUCKING LITTLE RABBIT!!!
Persea: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!! For me to made you your weapons you have have to get me a mineral called "MOCKOMATTO".
ALL OF THE KNIGHTS LAUGH
Persea: What is so funny.
James: Mockomatto....funniest word I have ever heard!!!!
Persea: Anyways...........Once you get me this mineral I can make you your weapons.
Don: Where do we get this mineral at?
Persea: Mokona will guide you.
Don: How great.
Mokona: HE HE HE
Persea: Mokona is usually VERY nice and polite. He just must not like you. Although he seems to liek Corey.
Corey: How did you now my name?
Persea: Clef told me.
James: CLEF??? When did you talk to him.
Persea: OH OH OH I forgot to tell you! Stupid me. He talked to me through Mokona today! The little witch turned him into stone. But he is OK. Well, at least for now. He told me all about you guys.
Don: Wll he didn't tell us about the FUCKING BUNNY.
Mokona: PU PU PU PU PUUUUUUUUUU HISSSSSSSSS
Persea: He is not a bunny! His name is Mokona..didn't I already go over this? Anyway...he will guide you and has everything you could need on the tip?
Don: What the hell? Does he carry around a big suitcase? He's too weak for that. I bet ya he's never gotten laid.
Mokona: PUU?
Don: See, he's soo stupid! He dosen't even know what laid it.
Persea: He does come from a different World then you, you know. I myself do not know what this this.."laid" is.
Don: It's when a guy sticks his...
Persea: OH MY! You can stop right there. I now know what it means. EWWW You know a lot for being so young
Don: Can I ask you something Persea?
Persea: Of course. It's only natural to have questions about all of this.
Don: Do you think I have a hot body?
Persea: I will not answer such stupid questions. Please leave now and do what I have asked you. But, before that you will need to get weapons for now.
Takes them to a room with weapons lining the walls.
Persea: Please take whatever one appeals to you.
Don: (picks a sword) YAY! That appeals to me.
Corey: (picks a crossblow) OH YEAH! THIS KICKS ASS.
James: (picks a stick) What the hell? I don't want a stick! It just like floated to my hand. (repicks a sword) Much better
Persea: Now be on your way and find the mineral, Mockomotto. BE OFF NOW. And please, be careful...Magic Knights.
The knights follow Mokona down a path....hoping to get the way cool mineral with the funky name.
What will happenen next and stuff? Find out in the next episode "Fears and Pears"