AniTV Episode 9: "The Reaction" MiST
^KWAHHH!^
~BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA! We have returned for yet another AniTV MiST!~
@I'm ready for this one! I've been taking some humor lessons from
Daisuke-kun,@
*Oh by the Goddess, and Ax since when did YOU refer to him as
Daisuke-kun? That's a privilage for me and Ken-kun only...unless...*
^This is why you have no life, AG.^
~::Grumbles:: Bite me.~
*Yeah Marco, bite her. Never knew you were a vampire.*
@Must I be the normal one?@
*Yeah, a blue and tan centaur with no mouth and four eyes is normal.*
^Whatever. You know the drill, AniTV isn't ours, la la la, neither are the stuff we refer too, unless stated otherwise, blahdedadede blahdedadeda, if you sue all you'll get are some moths and pocket lint, blah blah blah, flames will be used for smores ect. ect.^
*Yeah, anyone trying to take my First Contacdt or my Jar Jar poster
will die, so it's useless to sue me. And all you'll get from Ax is a copy of
PlayAndalite,*
@WHAT?!?@
* ::grins:: muahahahaha*
~::Blinks:: That was beautiful, really.~
^Shut up.^
~Once again, this MiST Features..... DOLPHINA MOONBEAM! Previously known as Aquatta!~
*Thankyou thank you, I know you all love me.*
@No we don't.@
*::pouts:: AG-chan wuvs me! ::looks to AG with chibi-eyes:: Don'tcha?*
~Of course I do!~
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"The Reaction"
~Wooooooooooo. The ever imposing title.~
^I'm scared! Not.^
CASSIE VO: Morphing has certain rules we have to follow. ~Rules are ment to be broken!~ ^I thought this was supposed to be a Rachel book.^ @Whoopitie do,@ Like never stay in a morph for more than two hours. That's what happened to Tobias, he's trapped in the morph of a hawk. ~He also doesn't have to go to school. See, there's an upside to these things.~ Another rule: You can't morph from one animal to another. ^That bites ass.^ @Always did, always
will. I was hoping to become a scientist to fix that, but no, it was "You have
to be like Elfangor Ax. Be a Prince like youer big brother Ax."@ *Okay okay,
no silbing comparissions alrighty?* So far the rules have helped us control our morphing powers, but sometimes a morph can have a mind of it's own.
*That's why there's something called CONTROL Cassie dearest. That's
what you need to stay out of Jakes bed as well.*
RACHEL: ::CASSIE is watching crocodiles, RACHEL comes up to her.:: You know, I love field trips, but they really should the entire day.
~::blinks:: You mean they aren't, in Canada? Geez, they get all the good anime, but they don't get full day feild trips? CANADA SUCKS!~
*That's why we live in the USA. Hey, but we get good anime too! We got
Cowboy Bebop! btw, I claim Spike.*
~NO! SKANK!~
^SHHHH! The Candains will her you and get offended! ::blinks:: I knew I forgot something. Some jokes here you may find perverted or offsive, but that's why these things are fun and funny.^
@Yeah, so lighten up.@
ETHAN: Yeah, these half day field trips mess with our heads. Just when you start to get a taste of freedom, you're back on the bus ::RACHEL and CASSIE nod in agreement::
~^*::Blink:: Ethan???? Who's Ethan?????*^~
@Oh God you all talked at the same time! freaky!@
RACHEL: ::watching still crocs:: These crocodiles might as well be fake.
~What? Like you hair color?!~
^I don't know who she's trying to fool but that hair came right outta a bottle!^
ETHAN: Yeah, let's check out the tigers. They're real. ::he,RACHEL and CASSIE leave::
~No they aren't. They're mechanical. The Crocs are made of rubber...~
^And Brook's brain is made of air!^
*Tell us something we don't know.*
::a little boy climbs over the fence into the croc area::
~::blinks:: Okay, You know, if little boys can climb into the croc pit, the zoo should be sued for improper containment of animals, thus leading to animal cruelty should this like this happen.~
^Oooh, AG's a big shit, she's sounding all grown up.....^
~Shut up, poof-boy.~
^That's Marc, not me. Shamless Promo, Read Alternatia.^
@AHH! THE EVIL FIC! ::glares at AG:: Who gave you the idea for that
weird fic anyhow?!@
RACHEL: ::watching tigers:: You know, I'm glad that they're in there and we're out here.
~Rachel, you have truely achived a higher level of dumbassness!~
CASSIE: ::hears people talking ~^Screaming^~,looks over to where boy has climbed into croc pit:: Hey,look ::all three run back over to croc area:: Is that kid nuts?
@^Must be related to Rachel.^@
RACHEL: Ethan, go get help ::ETHAN leaves::
~Sure. Send the CUTE one to do you're evil bidding SATAN!~
CASSIE: ::climbs into croc area::
RACHEL: What're you doing?
~I wanna go on JACKASS!~
^I thought you don't watch MTV.^
~I don't. But Choas does. Yes True blue AquaianGoddess fans. Choas really DOES exsist! ~
^And AG is the Real Life Neko!^
*I sense trouble,*
%::Choas walks in:: Hey Neko!%
^AHH! He does exsist!^
%They do exsist.%
^::faints::^
%::backs away slowly:: I'll come back later.%
~BYE!~
*::blinks, looks at everyone:: Okay I need an explanation NOW!*
CASSIE: ::taking kid by shoulder:: Hey, Kid, it's not safe in here. C'mon, let's get to the other side of the fence.
^::recovered:: As if THAT will save you.^
RACHEL: ::in croc area:: Okay, let's quit messing around. Let's get out of here.
~::snorts:: Yeah, the security cameras might have caught them haveing sex in there before.~
*Oh, bad thought bad thought...*
CASSIE: ::backing up:: Okay, real slow, okay? ::as they're backing up, a croc comes up behind them so they're surrounded:: *I've seen crocs move before and unless they're in the water they do NOT move that fast.* ~COPPERS!~
^I don't get it.^
~You don't have to.~
::Theme Song interupts here::
~^::Singing:: The world is a vampire, dernernernerner, Sent to drain! Secret Destroyers, hold you up to the pain!^~
*Hey, I hapen to like the theme song, allright?*
RACHEL: What do we do now?
~We sing the doom song! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom~
^SHUT UP!^
CASSIE: Okay, okay, ~I'll sing Britney Spears! Geez, no need to get testy about it.~ @*NOOOOOOO!!!!! AHHH BANAISH THE EVIL ONE!!*@ *You destroy me. ::passes out::* when I count to three, you guys make a break for that fence over there.
RACHEL: What are you gonna do?
~I'm gonna....~
^La la la lick you from your head to your toes, and we'll move from the bed down to the down to the floor.^
~DOWN MARCO! Bad!~
@::blinks:: That was disturbing. At least I know whose bedroom that
comes from now. I thought it was Duotre and Matero.@
*::wakes up:: No, they sing "I'm Too Sexy" and "I Wanna Sex You Up."
Why did I lend them that old tape anyhow?*
CASSIE: Acquire it's DNA, the trance should buy us some time. When I count to three, okay? One...Two...Three! ::on three, RACHEL and the kid run for fence while CASSIE leaps forward and grabs the tail of the croc that's chasing RACHEL and kid::
~And then she let it go as a joke and it ate all three of them. THE END!~
@YAY!@
RACHEL: ::just handed kid over fence:: Cassie, get out of there, now! ::climbs over fence::
CASSIE: ::holds onto the croc for a second more, lets go and climbs out::
RACHEL:Are you alright?
^I'm JUST DANDY!^
~Okay Zechs. Sorry I asked.~
*Zechs? I thought we locked up the Gundam boys,*
CASSIE: Yeah. That was way to close.
RACHEL: Way
~No Way.~
^WAY!^
~^SHWING! ::fall on the floor laughing::^~
ETHAN:What's goin' on?
~Nothing. Just going insane.~
@*Got that right.*@
RACHEL: Oh, uh, nothing. Just the average field trip.
^We just saved some little boy.^
~::As Cassie: Ahem, We? Who's We?~
CASSIE:Yeah, average.
::cut to VISSER THREE (in human morph) flipping through TV channels. First an explosion, then a car/truck/tire comercial, TV show::
~Damn it. When is 'Saddam Hussian Living' gonna be on? I wanna know how to decorate my house with explosives!~
^And then he put it on AniTV and died of shock.^
VISSER THREE:What to humans find so entertaining about this continuous barrage of pictures?
~Actually Visser, it's a barrage of tiny colored dots flashing and rapid speeds. I thought you knew~
TOM:It's the primary source of information and entertainment.
^Mostly used for ordering porn.^
VISSER THREE:Well they crave it as if their very lives depended on it. ~^DO NOT! It's the Shows we crave, not the TV itself!^~ *Come off it you two, we all know it's the anime. Muahah.* ::turns to TOM:: Why haven't we made use of this weapon?
~Because we're SHTOOPID!~
^And you became German when?^
TOM: Actually, that's why we're watching. We've succeded in getting Jason McCole on a popular talk show. ::points to TV, which is showing an interview of Jason McCole:: There he is there.
~::snorts:: Can we say Johnathan Taylor Tomas? Remember him?~
^That guy from Home Improvement? Yeah. Dude I don't know WHAT people saw in him, but whatever.^
~I never liked him.~
VISSER THREE:Why him?
TOM:Jason John McCole. He's extremely popular with human females. Everyone of them knows his face, and his name. He's what they call 'a star.'
~Actually, he's what we call someone who because famous based entirely on sex appeal. Not many people know that he was a child porn star.~
*ouch.*
VISSER THREE: Yes. Our solution to the declining membership in The Sharing.
TOM:He'll be on Larry and Linda Live talking about the benefits of The Sharing.
~^::Blinks:: Larry and Linda? They mean Regis and Kathy Lee. ::Gags::^~
*AHHHH! THE EVIL "R" WORD! ::gasps and passes out again::*
@When she wakes up I'm going to hit her with my tailblade, she may as
well be unconscious for this entire thing. Any objections?@
VISSER THREE:Excellent. ::TOM leaves:: Finally. Televsion worth watching.
~Ummm, no.~
::cut to CASSIE and RACHEL in the barn::
RACHEL:What's wrong with you?
CASSIE: I don't know. Maybe I'm alergic to something.
RACHEL: Do you feel okay? You look sick.
~I knew I shouldn't have... MMMMMFFFT!~
^I know that you're going to "suck Jake off", so don't!^
~I don't have to. You said it for me!~
*I'm so gonna stay out of that web.*
CASSIE: I know. My stomache's been hurting since the zoo. ::bends down to get feed or something, phone rings, ~And she throws out her back!~ *::cringes:: That is not very funny, throwing your back out sucks.* goes over and answers it:: Hello? This is she... Uh-huh...
@First sign of insanity is talking to yourself.@
*Hmm? Oh, yeah, right, uh huh, you're right I should learn some sort of
sleeper hold on my brother...*
@See?@
RACHEL:What?
CASSIE: ::shakes head at RACHEL:: That's right...No, it was nothing...
RACHEL:Who is it?
*IT'S THE EVIL TOKOMONS!!! ARGH! (ps the evil tokomons belong to the
LTOI)*
CASSIE:Thank you...We'd love to! Yeah...four o'clock. We'll be there! ::hangs up::
RACHEL:What was that about?
CASSIE: That was Larry and Linda Live! They heard about us saving the boy at the zoo today and they want us on their show tomorrow!
~^DUMB ASS^~
~Rachel didn't do SHIT! It should just be CASSIE!~
RACHEL:Oh! ::saunters away like a movie star:: Our 15 minutes of fame!
^::As Cassie:: MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME YOU MEAN!^
CASSIE: Exactly. But there's two of us, that means we get a half an hour ~::snorts:: Self absorbed, much?~ ::goes back to work::
RACHEL: Naturally.
CASSIE: ::scooping what looks to be rabbit food out of a bag, her hands start getting scaly. Gasps::
~I'M NEVER EATING SALAD AGAIN!~
@Damn girl use hand lotion!@
RACHEL: What?
CASSIE: ::concentrates. Hand turns back to normal:: Nothing. Just...excited.
^The first step towards healing. Denial.^
::cut to RACHEL, CASSIE, JAKE and MARCO at Cyberia (internet cafe) RACHEL is at one comp, MARCO at another. JAKE's next to MARCO, CASSIE'S standing in front of JAKE::
~::twitchs:: DAMN CANADIANS! I WANT A CYBER CAFE IN MY MALL TOO!~
^But can't you just go to the Starbucks in Manhatten and use the laptops they have?^
~Bite me.~
*They do?!? AX! Get me train tickets to Manhattan! NOW!*
@What money will you use for the trip?@
*Erm, my college tuition?*
@Beep, wrong answer.@
*Bite me.*
@I don't have teeth.@
JAKE: What were you two thinking? What if you'd had to morph?
~What if I needed to get laid, hm?~
*Looks like he'll have to depend on Marco for that then.*
CASSIE: We didn't have to,the acquiring trance was enough.
MARCO: Well, if you ask me, it was pretty stupid. All people saw was Cassie looking like she was mind melding with a reptile.
~That's no way to talk about Rachel, Marco!~
*Marco you Trek freak!*
@Oh? And what about you? You have Spock locked in my room.@
*::glares:: You are being quite mouthy tonight.*
JAKE: How weird could that be?
*Very weird considering usually he gets nosebleeds first.*
CASSIE: Marco, stop trying to help in this.
*But I'm Dolphina,*
^He's helping?^
JAKE: We have to consider the risks before jumping into a snake pit.
~::singing:: Snake, snake..... One more button undone.~
@*::blinks::*@
MARCO: ::looks up from typing:: Crocodile.
~Because you looked it up on the internet, right Marky Mark?~
^I refuse to believe that they are the Canadian Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.^
*::singing:: Got the good virbrations! Such a sweet sensation!*
@Are those even the right words?@
*You got me, I haven't heard him since I was in elementary school.
::blinks:: I FEEL OLD!!!!!*
JAKE: ::Exasperated:: Whatever. And now you're gonna be on TV.
~^OHHH! BIG WORD!^~
CASSIE: We didn't ask for this. But I think if we have the chance to save one person or a million we should.
*Well it's clearly too late for you.*
JAKE: It's not always gonna be that simple.
RACHEL: ::looking up from computer screen:: Cassie, come look at this!
::CASSIE sits next to her.::
CASSIE:What'd you find?
RACHEL: ~PORN!~ The Official webpage of Larry and Linda Live. Look at this: ::reads from screen:: A run down of upcoming shows and guests, including tomorrow's show and... *Two freaky girls who mind meld with animals at a local zoo!*
CASSIE:That's us! *See?* Look at this, ::reads from screen:: Today at City Zoo, a young boy was saved from the jaws of a hungry crocodile. We'll speak with two teen girls who came to his rescue! @But unfortunately, since they are unhygienic the crocodile refused to eat them.@ *And Centaur Boy grabs a sense of humor.* We actually made the webpage!
JAKE: ::looks disgusted::
*I would too if I had that girl as a cousin,*
MARCO: ::offers JAKE a nacho:: Nacho? ::JAKE declines::
~Jake does not know the symbolism of that Nacho. In offering Jake a nacho, Marco was offering himself.~
^I think you need help.^
*@Me too.@*
RACHEL:Oh, they also have Bart Jacobs, the animal guy.
~HEY?! WHY NOT STEVE IRWIN?!~
*::smirks:: cause Canada sucks remember?*
CASSIE: We should feel right at home.
RACHEL: ::staring intently at comp screen:: Oh, wow!
~HE IS HUNG LIKE A HORSE! ::whistles::~
^I feel so dirty.....^
@::nosebleed begins, but he brought tissues so it's allright.::@
CASSIE: What is it?
*::as Cassie's thoughts:: Please God let it be a naked picture of
Jake...*
@And I thought Daisuke was bad...@
RACHEL: ::scrolls down screen::
CASSIE: That's Jason John McCole...
RACHEL:And he's going to be on the same show.
CASSIE/RACHEL: ::in unison:: JASON JOHN MCCOLE!!!
~^AHH! FANGIRLS FROM HELL! RUN BOYS RUN!!^~
*I'm gonna be sick,*
RACHEL: ::calms down:: Okay, let's act our age here. ~but you are!~ ::looks down:: Cassie? ::CASSIE looks at her:: Your arm.
^Cassie has a bad case of dry skin^
CASSIE: ::looks down, her arm is goin' croc again, gasps::
RACHEL: What're you doing?
CASSIE: I'm not doing anything! ::concentrates, arm goes back to normal::
JAKE: ::puts a hand on CASSIE'S shoulder, she jumps:: Guys, take it easy, it's just me. What's the big deal?
*LIAR! YOU'RE NOT JAKE! DAMMIT LUCAS KEEP THE CLONE WARS IN YOUR OWN
DAMN MOVIE! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY MADE UP BY OZ!!!*
@::blinks:: I am speechless.@
CASSIE: uh...
@And so it Cassie apparently.@
RACHEL: ::turns comp monitor so JAKE can see it ^::as Jake:: Whoa..... you're right. He IS hung like a horse. Wow!^:: Jason John McCole is going to be on the same show as us.
JAKE: So...?
RACHEL:So he's the cutest guy on TV!
JAKE:As cute as I am? ::CASSIE and RACHEL exchange a look ~and then burst into laughter which causes them to spotaniously combust~:: I guess not. ::turns back to MARCO:: Hey, Marco. The girls are gonna be on that show with Jason McCole. ::turns monitor so he can see better:: Who is this clown, anyway?
RACHEL: Jake, Jake, Jake, just admit that you're jealous that Cassie and I are going to be on TV with a gorgeous movie star.
JAKE: Did anybody read the fine print?
CASSIE: What're you talking about?
~The teeny tiny little print that no one is able to read.~
JAKE: I'm talking about what Jason McCole's gonna be talking about on the show tomorow.
CASSIE: His new movie?
JAKE: ::shakes head:: Nope.
CASSIE: ::reading:: Jason McCole will be discussing the benefits of a new organization called...The Sharing. ::she and RACHEL look disgusted::
MARCO: ::coming over from his comp:: Well. Do those benefits come before, or after they infest you with a slimy gross slug?
~Don't talk about yourselves that way, it's bad for your already low self-esteem.~
CASSIE: It's a good plan. Alot of people will be signing up to join The Sharing if Jason McCole is involved.
RACHEL: Do you think they got Jason?
^You're on a first name basis now? You haven't even met the guy.^
JAKE: We need a plan. ::he and MARCO go back to their comp::
~And proceed to look at MORE porn~
CASSIE: Jason McCole and Visser Three, I can't believe it.
~OH MY GOD! THEY'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER?!~
^That's just gross.^
*Eww, ::shudders::*
RACHEL: At least we're on the same show. That way we can get to him before the yeerks do.
CASSIE: What if he's already a controller?
RACHEL: ::shrugs:: *He's a lost cause, kill him!* Then we'll have to save him some other way.
CASSIE: Listen, that weird morphing thing. I don't want it to get in the way of saving Jason.
RACHEL: Maybe we could talk to Ax later? He'd know what to do.
CASSIE: I've gotta go so...meet you at the barn later?
RACHEL: ::nods::
::cut to CASSIE at a bookstore or library. She finds a book on Reptiles and opens to the info on Crocodiles::
^GAAH! Attack of the over obvious!^
~You mean like the supposed rape of Macky by Nigil?~
^Yeah. Like that.^
*::blinks:: Someone has some more explaining to do...*
TOM: Cassie? ::CASSIE turns around quick:: I thought that was you.
CASSIE: Tom! What's up?
TOM: Not Much. How're you?
CASSIE: Fine. Good. ::crock spikes start popping up under her shirt, she backs up agains a shelf of books::
TOM:Something wrong, Cassie?
~Nope. I'm just gonna turn into a croc and EAT YOU!~
^::snickers:: Cassie's turned into Fat Bastard.^
CASSIE:No, nothing.
TOM: ::starts looking at books:: You and my brother been hanging out alot lately, huh?
CASSIE: We have?
TOM: Yeah.
@::as Tom::Yeah, you know you two make a lot of racket at night, maybe
you wanna tone down those catcalls.@
CASSIE: ::hands start turnin' croc::
TOM: You like him?
CASSIE: Yeah! ::TOM smiles:: I mean, uh, no. He's cool.
~HAH! Liar.~
TOM: Heard about what you guys did today.
CASSIE: What do you mean?
TOM: Jumping into that cage, saving that kid today. You and Rachel are quite the local heroes.
CASSIE: Rachel's the real hero. I just did what anyone else would have done.
TOM: You, maybe. But Rachel? I was a bit surprised...
*::blinks:: I'm confused, Cassie was the one who risked her life by
jumping into the croc pit, she gives Rachel the credit, Rachel's also supossed
to be like the kamikaze here and Tom's surprised? ::hold head:: ARGH! I'M ALL
CONFUZZLED!!!*
CASSIE: ::leans back and knocks a bunch of books to the floor, looks back behind her:: Hey! ::turns back to TOM:: Kids.
TOM: You sure you're okay?
CASSIE: Fine.
@Just constipated.@
TOM: I'll catch ya' later, huh?
CASSIE: Yeah, later. ::hear the croc spikes going away::
::RACHEL, JAKE, MARCO and AX in the barn::
RACHEL: Cassie and I will check in as scheduled at Six P.M.
JAKE: ::holding a whiteboard with what looks like a map on it:: Cool. Marco, Ax and I will meet you two at the studio. That's where we'll throw the switch.
AX: Switch...switch...
~Tv Remote control... Ax is going into withdrawl.~
@Honestly, they really couldn't get anyone better than him?@
MARCO: ::holding imaginary microphone:: We're sorry, Larry and Linda Live will not be seen today so we can bring you the following special program.
TOBIAS: The Yeerk Files.
MARCO: And the bird-boy grabs a sense of humor.
@Ooo, freaky, didn't you just say something like that to me earlier
Dolphina?@
*::starts to shake as if she'll explode::*
~He shoots and misses.~
CASSIE: ::walks in and to AX, whispers:: Ax, I need to talk to you for a sec.
JAKE: Everything okay?
CASSIE: No! *::as Cassie:: I forgot the condoms!* @You're scaring
me.@ I mean, yes. It's nothing, Jake. I just need to speak to Ax for a second, Okay? ::she suddenly gasps in pain and grabs a wall to keep standing::
~I wanna know if he's HIV Positive.~
^Ouch.^
JAKE: Cassie?
CASSIE: ::doubles over in pain and stumbles into empty stall, others run over to see what's wrong while CASSIE starts goin' totally croc, then back to human again. She stands up, then quickly goes back to croc, then back to human::
AX: ::goes over to CASSIE::
MARCO: Houston? We have a problem.
*Yeah, so do we apparently. She;s a human not an astronaut.*
@Bad joke Dolphi,@
*So sue me it's late.*
AX: ::helps CASSIE up:: Relax, Cassie. Try to remain calm. You must sit down. ::walks her over to a stool and sits her down::
MARCO: What, was that?
AX:Allergy. I have seen this before.
JAKE: ::walks over to AX and CASSIE:: Like to pollen or dust?
AX: Yes, except this is an allergy to a morph. It happens from time to time. In this case, she's allergic to the morph of the creature we just saw.
RACHEL:That makes sense, it was the last morph she acquired.
*Something makes sense to Brook? Who wants to take bets she's lying?*
TOBIAS: is there some kind of medicine for it?
AX: No medicine. But, there is a process that occurs naturally with these cases. Hereth Illint
JAKE: And in English that means...?
AX: Burping DNA.
RACHEL: I like the Andalite word better.
@*Me too,*@
AX: It means that eventually Cassie's body will release the rejected DNA in the form of the animal acquired.
Unfortunatly, this can not be controlled. Or predicted.
MARCO: So, anytime now, Cassie's going to 'burp up' a crocodile?!
AX: Yes.
*Ewwwww...I couldn't handle disecting a worm,*
MARCO: Great. Save me a front rowseat.
CASSIE: ::getting up:: Ax, can you give me a ballpark figure? ::AX looks confused:: How long is this gonna last?
~Cassie, using baseball terms? God spare us.~
AX: Ah. Sometimes, only a few hours. However, it's more common for it to take two Earth weeks...
EVERYBODY: TWO WEEKS?!
~It's a Sailor Moon Episode!~
*Wha?*
@::singing::Fighting evil by moonlight! Winning love by daylight!
Never running from a real fight! She is the one named Sailormoon!@
*Grrr, dammit Ax I told you to stay off the internet and definately
stay away from AG's "Musings, Sailorscouts and Singing Aliens" fic!*
AX: ...For the DNA to be rejected.
CASSIE: What am I supposed to do till then?
AX: ::sitting CASSIE back down:: Stay as calm as possible. The uncontrollable morphing is linked to your emotions, which is why it just happened. ::looks up from CASSIE:: She became upset, and that upset the
allergy.
MARCO: Just think Spock, Cassie. ::holds up left hand in Vulcan Hand Salute:: Burp long, and prosper.
~^@::Blank:: Lame.@^~
*Better that than a Jedi remark.*
JAKE: I think you're gonna have to tell the show you're not gonna be able to make it, Cass.
RACHEL: Jake, they'll bump both of us if Cassie can't make it. And if that happens, it'll just give Jason more time to talk about The Sharing.
*Admit it blondie, you wanna shag Jason.*
CASSIE: I promise I'll stay calm. We can still do the show, we can still save Jason and beat the yeerks.
AX: I would advise against it. Yes, the chances of hereth illint occuring tomorrow are slim...
JAKE: But. It could still happen.
MARCO: ::walks over to JAKE while pointing alternatly at CASSIE and RACHEL:: and we saw how goo goo ga ga these two were over that McCole guy.
~::blinks:: Over his porn pictures, you mean. Admit it Marco, he's go more inches than you've got braincells~
*Muahahahaha!!!*
^THAT was uncalled for.^
@I don't get it,@
*Talk to Matero after the show dear. ::glares:: but if you talk to
Duotre your brain will explode.*
RACHEL: This wouldn't have anything to do with you guys still being jealous that we are going to be with the cutest movie star on Earth?
JAKE: ::walking over to RACHEL:: Look, the yeerks are gonna be there. We have to be careful.
RACHEL: ::walks over to CASSIE:: Right! That's why me and Cassie have to meet Jason to...find out whether or not he's a controller.
*LIAR!*
JAKE: I know. If Cassie weren't suffering from this allergy, we'd do it. But we dont' know when this burp's gonna happen. It's too risky.
~AniTv Drinking game. Drink two if Jake says "It's too risky".~
~^::Each down Two shots of Milk::^~
TOBIAS: Jake's right, you guys.
~I still say he's paying him to say that.~
^I still say that you're right.^
*::snickers evilly:: I'm gonna keep my comments to myself...if for
anything cause I know Centaur Boy here will go tell Tobias if I badmouth him.*
@I sure as hell will!@
JAKE: Let's call it a night.
~::whistles:: Oh Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassie!~
::cut to CASSIE'S room at night. She's thrashing in her bed, trying to get to sleep. She turns on a light, sits up, gets out of bed, and picks up the phone::
RACHEL: Hello?
*Talk about speed dial.*
CASSIE: Hey, Rachel. It's me. I'm sorry to call you so late but I wanted to tell you...
@...that I love you!@
RACHEL: You did it? You went through the burping thing?
CASSIE: Well, not right now but...
RACHEL: That's great! So we can still stop Jason from talking about The Sharing. I'll tell everyone else.
CASSIE: Great. Cool. I--I'll see ya' tomorrow.
RACHEL: 'Kay, bye.
CASSIE: Bye. ::hangs up phone::
^See, Cassie tried to tell her NO! So everything is Rachel's fault!^
::cut to outside building where L&LL is being taped::
MARCO: This is like the Rebels going into blow up the Death Star's generator. ::JAKE laughs:: It only takes one to sound the alarm.
JAKE: Then we'll do it real quiet-like.
RACHEL: Hey! You guys Ready?
JAKE: You okay?How ya' feeling?
MARCO: Man, I'm bummed! I missed the big burping, I wish I could've seen it.
CASSIE: Well, it was weird, but the...uh...important thing is I'm normal again.
^I wonder what she did with the Croc....^
~::Grins:: Stuffed it down Jake's pants.~
~^*DIVE CROCY!*^~
@AHHH! NO MORE GTK REFERANCES!!!!@
*::grins menacingly:: You destroy me Ax.*
@NOOO!!! ::stand up and stomps away::@
*Where ya goin?*
@To kill the Goths.@
RACHEL: Well, let's check in with the show! ::walking away:: We're gonna meet Jason John McCole! :::she and CASSIE giggle::
^~*Damn fangirls!*~^
JAKE: Alright. Let's move.
::in makeup room::
MAKEUP WOMAN: ::rubbing a brush in base:: I hope you don't have any allergies.
CASSIE: No. I am not allergic.
~::Snorts:: Unless is croc based.~
^::Makeup lady:: OOPS! It is!^
MAKEUP WOMAN: Good ::starts putting base on CASSIE::
JJM(Jason John McCole):Excuse me?
CASSIE: ::gasps, she, RACHEL and MAKEUP turn around::
*::blinks:: Makeup moves on its own?*
JJM:Is this makeup?
MAKEUP WOMAN: Have a seat, I'm almost done.
RACHEL: H--Hi. I'm--I'm Rachel. And..umm...that's...ummm...
CASSIE: Cassie. I. Am. Cassie.
@She knows her name!@
*Back so soon?*
@Yeah, door was locked.@
JJM: Wow. That's. Really. Nice. ::laughs::
*DICK!*
CASSIE: ::hand starts to go croc...again::
RACHEL: ::notices CASSIE'S hand:: I thought you said you were okay!
JJM:Well. You're the Crocodile Dundees, 'eh?
RACHEL:Yeah, I guess you could say that. Well, I think that's enough make up. C'mon, Cass, let's get to the
studio.
JJM:Yeah, good idea. ::sits in makeup chair:: 'Cause I don't want the Gator Girls watching me get made up.
RACHEL: ::she and CASSIE stop in doorway, looking mad. RACHEL looks like she's considering morphing lion and ripping him to shreds...oh, wait, this RACHEL'S a wimp.::
*Muahahahahaha!!!*
~::laughs:: OHHH! Go Forley, Go Forley! It's you're birthday! ::Dances a bit:: YEAH BABY!~
^It's comments like this that make me proud to be a MiSter!^
~Sing it loud, brother!~
@::snickers::@
::out in the studio::
RACHEL: I thought you said you were cured!
CASSIE: I never said I was. Anyway, I didn't want to let you guys down. And I wanted to makesure Jason wasn't a controller.
~She's got a point there Rach. You did that one all on your own.~
RACHEL: Well, I think he just gave us his answer. That had to be the yeerk talking. I refuse to believe the real Jason would be such a snob.
*You don't know much about the majority of theatre people do you Rach?
::shakes head:: tsk tsk*
^I wouldn't put it past him.^
MARCO: ::as a llama:: Jake, Ax, I found the studio. It's just off the main hallway.
~Scary. You aren't a Llama.~
JAKE: ::as a cockroach:: Good work, Marco.
AX: ::also as a cockroach:: We're on our way.
~How fitting.~
@HEY! I would NOT morph such a lame creature!@
STAGE MANAGER: ::leading CASSIE and RACHEL:: Okay, wait here for Larry and Linda to introduce you just, uh....act natural, and be yourselves. Okay? ::she moves on as RACHEL and CASSIE seat themselves where the audience will be::
RACHEL: I can't believe we're actually here!
CASSIE: She wants us to wait here now?
JJM:Uh, they told me the green room's closed,And, I'm sure not gonna stay out here. I shouldn't even be here. I don't do rehersals.
^and I don't do.... uhh..^
~Let's face it. You'd do anything that walks.~
^If you're joking, that's cruel, but if you're Sarcastic, that's even worse.^
~Whatever you say, Duo.~
*Oy ve, didn't we alreay agree about the Gundam Wing phrases?*
^Bite me.^
@Hmm, now if only I had teeth,,,ha ha!@
*Ax, you're not on the ball tonight.*
@No, I'm on the ground! ::does drum riff impression::@
*Weak Ax, very weak.*
STAGE MANAGER: I'll see what I can do. ::walks away::
JJM:Oh, and something to eat would be nice.
CASSIE: I don't feel right.
~Me neither, this show makes me sick.~
RACHEL: ::glaring at JJM:: I know what you mean. That better be the yeerk talking, or Jason is just your average, snobby, self centered, movie star.
CASSIE: No, I really don't feel right.
RACHEL: Oh, oh no. Right here? Right now?
^TAKE ME YOU WILD GIRL!^
*::rotflmao!!!::*
CASSIE: What else could it be? ::climbs out of chair onto floor:: The instincts, I don't think I'll be able to control them!
RACHEL: Okay. ::helps CASSIE up and walks her across stage to restroom::
CASSIE: Oh! Oh! Hurry! ::runs in and makes sure it's empty::
RACHEL: Cassie, stay calm! You have to stay calm!
CASSIE: Rachel, this isn't me! Don't you understand? It's real! ::goes into a stall::
RACHEL: ::looks concerned. Sees the stall walls shaking:: Cassie? Cassie? ::sees a croc tail under stall door.::
~Who's in there with you and does he have a friend with him?~
CASSIE: ::crawling out of stall under wall:: Okay, it's out! C'mon, let's go! ::both race out of restroom, leaving the croc::
^So they just LEFT IT THERE?!^
*Shows how smart THEY are,*
::back on stage, JJM is talking with the stage manager::
STAGE MANAGER: Is there something else I can get you?
*Soda, sandwich, condoms,*
@DOLPHINA!@
JJM:Nope.
STAGE MANAGER: ::walks away from JJM. CASSIE and RACHEL run up to her::
CASSIE: Excuse me! Excuse me! ::out of breath:: I hate to cause a panic, but there's a...a...
STAGE MANAGER: ::croc comes out on stage, she sees it:: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
~Well, that ruins the surprise.~
::everyone runs around in panic. JJM faints, a "yeerk" is crawling over his shoe::
~Such a manyly man, really.~
^Can't live up to his inches, eh?^
~I'm never gonna hear the end of that one, am I?~
MARCO: ::still a llama:: Jason was a controller, that slimy yeerk slug is trying to get away before the croc gets Jason. That's why he's bailing.
JAKE: ::he and AX are still cockroaches:: That means he's not a controller.
CASSIE: He's making a break for Jason. We've gotta save him! ::she and RACHEL run over and start slapping his face to wake him up. They get him concious and out of harms way.::
JAKE: Check it out, the croc's goin' after the run away slug.
MARCO: And we've got front row seats. ::croc head directly for yeerk:: Look at 'im go. The yeerk doesn't stand a chance.
~You do know that a real croc would NEVER go after something so tiny.~
*Of course...guess that's why he'd never go for Marco ::grin evilly::
muahahahaha*
::JAKE, RACHEL, CASSIE and MARCO back at Cyberia::
JAKE: I don't think Jason McCole's gonna be doing anymore talk shows.
RACHEL:He said he was quiting show business, and moving to Tibet to follow the Dalai Lama.
~^CLICHE!^~
CASSIE: Guys, listen. I'm really sorry I lied, I just didn't want my allergy to stop us from getting the yeerks. Well, that and the fact that I really wanted to meet Jason.
~^YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! RACHEL DID!^~
*But I thought Cassie stopped the croc from attacking...I'M
CONFFUZZLED!!*
MARCO: You were in looooooove.
CASSIE: No I wasn't! I was just selfish. It could have easily gone the other way. We were lucky.
~Being in love and being selfish are the same. Sorta.~
MARCO: To quote the great Obi Wan Kanobi,"In my expirience, there's no such thing as luck."
~I naught remember him saying that!~
^No more Julius Caesar for you today.^
*::grumbles:: I remember him saying that, and Marco, no offense, but
you are NOT Alec McGuinness!*
@Ha ha! Jedi referance! muahahaha!@
JAKE: Hey, you did what you had to do. We all make mistakes.
MARCO: Well, except for me. Of course.
JAKE: Right. Right, except for Marco.
^Damn right.^
~Oh shut up.~
CASSIE:That's it... ::everyone starts throwing nachos at MARCO, then just CASSIE and RACHEL are throwing them at MARCO and JAKE, causing them to leave::
~How wasteful!~
^Yes. Very.^
CASSIE VO: Morphing does have alot of rules, but more important are human rules. Like being truthful. When I lied to my friends about my allergy, I not only let them down, I let myself down. As long as we can learn from our mistakes, things have a funny way of working out in the end.
~Someone cue the Sailor Moon music.~
^Damn. We need lives.^
*Speak for yourself!*
~Yeah. Next MiST I might do with Chaos. What do you think Dolphina?~
*Muahaha, sounds like an evil plan.*
@I am leaving. No more MiST's for me...Thank you everyone but
goodnight for a while, I need a break from these wackos@
*Hmmm, now what do I do?*
~Join us next time!~
^KWAHHH!^
~BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA! We have returned for yet another AniTV MiST!~
@I'm ready for this one! I've been taking some humor lessons from
Daisuke-kun,@
*Oh by the Goddess, and Ax since when did YOU refer to him as
Daisuke-kun? That's a privilage for me and Ken-kun only...unless...*
^This is why you have no life, AG.^
~::Grumbles:: Bite me.~
*Yeah Marco, bite her. Never knew you were a vampire.*
@Must I be the normal one?@
*Yeah, a blue and tan centaur with no mouth and four eyes is normal.*
^Whatever. You know the drill, AniTV isn't ours, la la la, neither are the stuff we refer too, unless stated otherwise, blahdedadede blahdedadeda, if you sue all you'll get are some moths and pocket lint, blah blah blah, flames will be used for smores ect. ect.^
*Yeah, anyone trying to take my First Contacdt or my Jar Jar poster
will die, so it's useless to sue me. And all you'll get from Ax is a copy of
PlayAndalite,*
@WHAT?!?@
* ::grins:: muahahahaha*
~::Blinks:: That was beautiful, really.~
^Shut up.^
~Once again, this MiST Features..... DOLPHINA MOONBEAM! Previously known as Aquatta!~
*Thankyou thank you, I know you all love me.*
@No we don't.@
*::pouts:: AG-chan wuvs me! ::looks to AG with chibi-eyes:: Don'tcha?*
~Of course I do!~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"The Reaction"
~Wooooooooooo. The ever imposing title.~
^I'm scared! Not.^
CASSIE VO: Morphing has certain rules we have to follow. ~Rules are ment to be broken!~ ^I thought this was supposed to be a Rachel book.^ @Whoopitie do,@ Like never stay in a morph for more than two hours. That's what happened to Tobias, he's trapped in the morph of a hawk. ~He also doesn't have to go to school. See, there's an upside to these things.~ Another rule: You can't morph from one animal to another. ^That bites ass.^ @Always did, always
will. I was hoping to become a scientist to fix that, but no, it was "You have
to be like Elfangor Ax. Be a Prince like youer big brother Ax."@ *Okay okay,
no silbing comparissions alrighty?* So far the rules have helped us control our morphing powers, but sometimes a morph can have a mind of it's own.
*That's why there's something called CONTROL Cassie dearest. That's
what you need to stay out of Jakes bed as well.*
RACHEL: ::CASSIE is watching crocodiles, RACHEL comes up to her.:: You know, I love field trips, but they really should the entire day.
~::blinks:: You mean they aren't, in Canada? Geez, they get all the good anime, but they don't get full day feild trips? CANADA SUCKS!~
*That's why we live in the USA. Hey, but we get good anime too! We got
Cowboy Bebop! btw, I claim Spike.*
~NO! SKANK!~
^SHHHH! The Candains will her you and get offended! ::blinks:: I knew I forgot something. Some jokes here you may find perverted or offsive, but that's why these things are fun and funny.^
@Yeah, so lighten up.@
ETHAN: Yeah, these half day field trips mess with our heads. Just when you start to get a taste of freedom, you're back on the bus ::RACHEL and CASSIE nod in agreement::
~^*::Blink:: Ethan???? Who's Ethan?????*^~
@Oh God you all talked at the same time! freaky!@
RACHEL: ::watching still crocs:: These crocodiles might as well be fake.
~What? Like you hair color?!~
^I don't know who she's trying to fool but that hair came right outta a bottle!^
ETHAN: Yeah, let's check out the tigers. They're real. ::he,RACHEL and CASSIE leave::
~No they aren't. They're mechanical. The Crocs are made of rubber...~
^And Brook's brain is made of air!^
*Tell us something we don't know.*
::a little boy climbs over the fence into the croc area::
~::blinks:: Okay, You know, if little boys can climb into the croc pit, the zoo should be sued for improper containment of animals, thus leading to animal cruelty should this like this happen.~
^Oooh, AG's a big shit, she's sounding all grown up.....^
~Shut up, poof-boy.~
^That's Marc, not me. Shamless Promo, Read Alternatia.^
@AHH! THE EVIL FIC! ::glares at AG:: Who gave you the idea for that
weird fic anyhow?!@
RACHEL: ::watching tigers:: You know, I'm glad that they're in there and we're out here.
~Rachel, you have truely achived a higher level of dumbassness!~
CASSIE: ::hears people talking ~^Screaming^~,looks over to where boy has climbed into croc pit:: Hey,look ::all three run back over to croc area:: Is that kid nuts?
@^Must be related to Rachel.^@
RACHEL: Ethan, go get help ::ETHAN leaves::
~Sure. Send the CUTE one to do you're evil bidding SATAN!~
CASSIE: ::climbs into croc area::
RACHEL: What're you doing?
~I wanna go on JACKASS!~
^I thought you don't watch MTV.^
~I don't. But Choas does. Yes True blue AquaianGoddess fans. Choas really DOES exsist! ~
^And AG is the Real Life Neko!^
*I sense trouble,*
%::Choas walks in:: Hey Neko!%
^AHH! He does exsist!^
%They do exsist.%
^::faints::^
%::backs away slowly:: I'll come back later.%
~BYE!~
*::blinks, looks at everyone:: Okay I need an explanation NOW!*
CASSIE: ::taking kid by shoulder:: Hey, Kid, it's not safe in here. C'mon, let's get to the other side of the fence.
^::recovered:: As if THAT will save you.^
RACHEL: ::in croc area:: Okay, let's quit messing around. Let's get out of here.
~::snorts:: Yeah, the security cameras might have caught them haveing sex in there before.~
*Oh, bad thought bad thought...*
CASSIE: ::backing up:: Okay, real slow, okay? ::as they're backing up, a croc comes up behind them so they're surrounded:: *I've seen crocs move before and unless they're in the water they do NOT move that fast.* ~COPPERS!~
^I don't get it.^
~You don't have to.~
::Theme Song interupts here::
~^::Singing:: The world is a vampire, dernernernerner, Sent to drain! Secret Destroyers, hold you up to the pain!^~
*Hey, I hapen to like the theme song, allright?*
RACHEL: What do we do now?
~We sing the doom song! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom~
^SHUT UP!^
CASSIE: Okay, okay, ~I'll sing Britney Spears! Geez, no need to get testy about it.~ @*NOOOOOOO!!!!! AHHH BANAISH THE EVIL ONE!!*@ *You destroy me. ::passes out::* when I count to three, you guys make a break for that fence over there.
RACHEL: What are you gonna do?
~I'm gonna....~
^La la la lick you from your head to your toes, and we'll move from the bed down to the down to the floor.^
~DOWN MARCO! Bad!~
@::blinks:: That was disturbing. At least I know whose bedroom that
comes from now. I thought it was Duotre and Matero.@
*::wakes up:: No, they sing "I'm Too Sexy" and "I Wanna Sex You Up."
Why did I lend them that old tape anyhow?*
CASSIE: Acquire it's DNA, the trance should buy us some time. When I count to three, okay? One...Two...Three! ::on three, RACHEL and the kid run for fence while CASSIE leaps forward and grabs the tail of the croc that's chasing RACHEL and kid::
~And then she let it go as a joke and it ate all three of them. THE END!~
@YAY!@
RACHEL: ::just handed kid over fence:: Cassie, get out of there, now! ::climbs over fence::
CASSIE: ::holds onto the croc for a second more, lets go and climbs out::
RACHEL:Are you alright?
^I'm JUST DANDY!^
~Okay Zechs. Sorry I asked.~
*Zechs? I thought we locked up the Gundam boys,*
CASSIE: Yeah. That was way to close.
RACHEL: Way
~No Way.~
^WAY!^
~^SHWING! ::fall on the floor laughing::^~
ETHAN:What's goin' on?
~Nothing. Just going insane.~
@*Got that right.*@
RACHEL: Oh, uh, nothing. Just the average field trip.
^We just saved some little boy.^
~::As Cassie: Ahem, We? Who's We?~
CASSIE:Yeah, average.
::cut to VISSER THREE (in human morph) flipping through TV channels. First an explosion, then a car/truck/tire comercial, TV show::
~Damn it. When is 'Saddam Hussian Living' gonna be on? I wanna know how to decorate my house with explosives!~
^And then he put it on AniTV and died of shock.^
VISSER THREE:What to humans find so entertaining about this continuous barrage of pictures?
~Actually Visser, it's a barrage of tiny colored dots flashing and rapid speeds. I thought you knew~
TOM:It's the primary source of information and entertainment.
^Mostly used for ordering porn.^
VISSER THREE:Well they crave it as if their very lives depended on it. ~^DO NOT! It's the Shows we crave, not the TV itself!^~ *Come off it you two, we all know it's the anime. Muahah.* ::turns to TOM:: Why haven't we made use of this weapon?
~Because we're SHTOOPID!~
^And you became German when?^
TOM: Actually, that's why we're watching. We've succeded in getting Jason McCole on a popular talk show. ::points to TV, which is showing an interview of Jason McCole:: There he is there.
~::snorts:: Can we say Johnathan Taylor Tomas? Remember him?~
^That guy from Home Improvement? Yeah. Dude I don't know WHAT people saw in him, but whatever.^
~I never liked him.~
VISSER THREE:Why him?
TOM:Jason John McCole. He's extremely popular with human females. Everyone of them knows his face, and his name. He's what they call 'a star.'
~Actually, he's what we call someone who because famous based entirely on sex appeal. Not many people know that he was a child porn star.~
*ouch.*
VISSER THREE: Yes. Our solution to the declining membership in The Sharing.
TOM:He'll be on Larry and Linda Live talking about the benefits of The Sharing.
~^::Blinks:: Larry and Linda? They mean Regis and Kathy Lee. ::Gags::^~
*AHHHH! THE EVIL "R" WORD! ::gasps and passes out again::*
@When she wakes up I'm going to hit her with my tailblade, she may as
well be unconscious for this entire thing. Any objections?@
VISSER THREE:Excellent. ::TOM leaves:: Finally. Televsion worth watching.
~Ummm, no.~
::cut to CASSIE and RACHEL in the barn::
RACHEL:What's wrong with you?
CASSIE: I don't know. Maybe I'm alergic to something.
RACHEL: Do you feel okay? You look sick.
~I knew I shouldn't have... MMMMMFFFT!~
^I know that you're going to "suck Jake off", so don't!^
~I don't have to. You said it for me!~
*I'm so gonna stay out of that web.*
CASSIE: I know. My stomache's been hurting since the zoo. ::bends down to get feed or something, phone rings, ~And she throws out her back!~ *::cringes:: That is not very funny, throwing your back out sucks.* goes over and answers it:: Hello? This is she... Uh-huh...
@First sign of insanity is talking to yourself.@
*Hmm? Oh, yeah, right, uh huh, you're right I should learn some sort of
sleeper hold on my brother...*
@See?@
RACHEL:What?
CASSIE: ::shakes head at RACHEL:: That's right...No, it was nothing...
RACHEL:Who is it?
*IT'S THE EVIL TOKOMONS!!! ARGH! (ps the evil tokomons belong to the
LTOI)*
CASSIE:Thank you...We'd love to! Yeah...four o'clock. We'll be there! ::hangs up::
RACHEL:What was that about?
CASSIE: That was Larry and Linda Live! They heard about us saving the boy at the zoo today and they want us on their show tomorrow!
~^DUMB ASS^~
~Rachel didn't do SHIT! It should just be CASSIE!~
RACHEL:Oh! ::saunters away like a movie star:: Our 15 minutes of fame!
^::As Cassie:: MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME YOU MEAN!^
CASSIE: Exactly. But there's two of us, that means we get a half an hour ~::snorts:: Self absorbed, much?~ ::goes back to work::
RACHEL: Naturally.
CASSIE: ::scooping what looks to be rabbit food out of a bag, her hands start getting scaly. Gasps::
~I'M NEVER EATING SALAD AGAIN!~
@Damn girl use hand lotion!@
RACHEL: What?
CASSIE: ::concentrates. Hand turns back to normal:: Nothing. Just...excited.
^The first step towards healing. Denial.^
::cut to RACHEL, CASSIE, JAKE and MARCO at Cyberia (internet cafe) RACHEL is at one comp, MARCO at another. JAKE's next to MARCO, CASSIE'S standing in front of JAKE::
~::twitchs:: DAMN CANADIANS! I WANT A CYBER CAFE IN MY MALL TOO!~
^But can't you just go to the Starbucks in Manhatten and use the laptops they have?^
~Bite me.~
*They do?!? AX! Get me train tickets to Manhattan! NOW!*
@What money will you use for the trip?@
*Erm, my college tuition?*
@Beep, wrong answer.@
*Bite me.*
@I don't have teeth.@
JAKE: What were you two thinking? What if you'd had to morph?
~What if I needed to get laid, hm?~
*Looks like he'll have to depend on Marco for that then.*
CASSIE: We didn't have to,the acquiring trance was enough.
MARCO: Well, if you ask me, it was pretty stupid. All people saw was Cassie looking like she was mind melding with a reptile.
~That's no way to talk about Rachel, Marco!~
*Marco you Trek freak!*
@Oh? And what about you? You have Spock locked in my room.@
*::glares:: You are being quite mouthy tonight.*
JAKE: How weird could that be?
*Very weird considering usually he gets nosebleeds first.*
CASSIE: Marco, stop trying to help in this.
*But I'm Dolphina,*
^He's helping?^
JAKE: We have to consider the risks before jumping into a snake pit.
~::singing:: Snake, snake..... One more button undone.~
@*::blinks::*@
MARCO: ::looks up from typing:: Crocodile.
~Because you looked it up on the internet, right Marky Mark?~
^I refuse to believe that they are the Canadian Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.^
*::singing:: Got the good virbrations! Such a sweet sensation!*
@Are those even the right words?@
*You got me, I haven't heard him since I was in elementary school.
::blinks:: I FEEL OLD!!!!!*
JAKE: ::Exasperated:: Whatever. And now you're gonna be on TV.
~^OHHH! BIG WORD!^~
CASSIE: We didn't ask for this. But I think if we have the chance to save one person or a million we should.
*Well it's clearly too late for you.*
JAKE: It's not always gonna be that simple.
RACHEL: ::looking up from computer screen:: Cassie, come look at this!
::CASSIE sits next to her.::
CASSIE:What'd you find?
RACHEL: ~PORN!~ The Official webpage of Larry and Linda Live. Look at this: ::reads from screen:: A run down of upcoming shows and guests, including tomorrow's show and... *Two freaky girls who mind meld with animals at a local zoo!*
CASSIE:That's us! *See?* Look at this, ::reads from screen:: Today at City Zoo, a young boy was saved from the jaws of a hungry crocodile. We'll speak with two teen girls who came to his rescue! @But unfortunately, since they are unhygienic the crocodile refused to eat them.@ *And Centaur Boy grabs a sense of humor.* We actually made the webpage!
JAKE: ::looks disgusted::
*I would too if I had that girl as a cousin,*
MARCO: ::offers JAKE a nacho:: Nacho? ::JAKE declines::
~Jake does not know the symbolism of that Nacho. In offering Jake a nacho, Marco was offering himself.~
^I think you need help.^
*@Me too.@*
RACHEL:Oh, they also have Bart Jacobs, the animal guy.
~HEY?! WHY NOT STEVE IRWIN?!~
*::smirks:: cause Canada sucks remember?*
CASSIE: We should feel right at home.
RACHEL: ::staring intently at comp screen:: Oh, wow!
~HE IS HUNG LIKE A HORSE! ::whistles::~
^I feel so dirty.....^
@::nosebleed begins, but he brought tissues so it's allright.::@
CASSIE: What is it?
*::as Cassie's thoughts:: Please God let it be a naked picture of
Jake...*
@And I thought Daisuke was bad...@
RACHEL: ::scrolls down screen::
CASSIE: That's Jason John McCole...
RACHEL:And he's going to be on the same show.
CASSIE/RACHEL: ::in unison:: JASON JOHN MCCOLE!!!
~^AHH! FANGIRLS FROM HELL! RUN BOYS RUN!!^~
*I'm gonna be sick,*
RACHEL: ::calms down:: Okay, let's act our age here. ~but you are!~ ::looks down:: Cassie? ::CASSIE looks at her:: Your arm.
^Cassie has a bad case of dry skin^
CASSIE: ::looks down, her arm is goin' croc again, gasps::
RACHEL: What're you doing?
CASSIE: I'm not doing anything! ::concentrates, arm goes back to normal::
JAKE: ::puts a hand on CASSIE'S shoulder, she jumps:: Guys, take it easy, it's just me. What's the big deal?
*LIAR! YOU'RE NOT JAKE! DAMMIT LUCAS KEEP THE CLONE WARS IN YOUR OWN
DAMN MOVIE! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY MADE UP BY OZ!!!*
@::blinks:: I am speechless.@
CASSIE: uh...
@And so it Cassie apparently.@
RACHEL: ::turns comp monitor so JAKE can see it ^::as Jake:: Whoa..... you're right. He IS hung like a horse. Wow!^:: Jason John McCole is going to be on the same show as us.
JAKE: So...?
RACHEL:So he's the cutest guy on TV!
JAKE:As cute as I am? ::CASSIE and RACHEL exchange a look ~and then burst into laughter which causes them to spotaniously combust~:: I guess not. ::turns back to MARCO:: Hey, Marco. The girls are gonna be on that show with Jason McCole. ::turns monitor so he can see better:: Who is this clown, anyway?
RACHEL: Jake, Jake, Jake, just admit that you're jealous that Cassie and I are going to be on TV with a gorgeous movie star.
JAKE: Did anybody read the fine print?
CASSIE: What're you talking about?
~The teeny tiny little print that no one is able to read.~
JAKE: I'm talking about what Jason McCole's gonna be talking about on the show tomorow.
CASSIE: His new movie?
JAKE: ::shakes head:: Nope.
CASSIE: ::reading:: Jason McCole will be discussing the benefits of a new organization called...The Sharing. ::she and RACHEL look disgusted::
MARCO: ::coming over from his comp:: Well. Do those benefits come before, or after they infest you with a slimy gross slug?
~Don't talk about yourselves that way, it's bad for your already low self-esteem.~
CASSIE: It's a good plan. Alot of people will be signing up to join The Sharing if Jason McCole is involved.
RACHEL: Do you think they got Jason?
^You're on a first name basis now? You haven't even met the guy.^
JAKE: We need a plan. ::he and MARCO go back to their comp::
~And proceed to look at MORE porn~
CASSIE: Jason McCole and Visser Three, I can't believe it.
~OH MY GOD! THEY'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER?!~
^That's just gross.^
*Eww, ::shudders::*
RACHEL: At least we're on the same show. That way we can get to him before the yeerks do.
CASSIE: What if he's already a controller?
RACHEL: ::shrugs:: *He's a lost cause, kill him!* Then we'll have to save him some other way.
CASSIE: Listen, that weird morphing thing. I don't want it to get in the way of saving Jason.
RACHEL: Maybe we could talk to Ax later? He'd know what to do.
CASSIE: I've gotta go so...meet you at the barn later?
RACHEL: ::nods::
::cut to CASSIE at a bookstore or library. She finds a book on Reptiles and opens to the info on Crocodiles::
^GAAH! Attack of the over obvious!^
~You mean like the supposed rape of Macky by Nigil?~
^Yeah. Like that.^
*::blinks:: Someone has some more explaining to do...*
TOM: Cassie? ::CASSIE turns around quick:: I thought that was you.
CASSIE: Tom! What's up?
TOM: Not Much. How're you?
CASSIE: Fine. Good. ::crock spikes start popping up under her shirt, she backs up agains a shelf of books::
TOM:Something wrong, Cassie?
~Nope. I'm just gonna turn into a croc and EAT YOU!~
^::snickers:: Cassie's turned into Fat Bastard.^
CASSIE:No, nothing.
TOM: ::starts looking at books:: You and my brother been hanging out alot lately, huh?
CASSIE: We have?
TOM: Yeah.
@::as Tom::Yeah, you know you two make a lot of racket at night, maybe
you wanna tone down those catcalls.@
CASSIE: ::hands start turnin' croc::
TOM: You like him?
CASSIE: Yeah! ::TOM smiles:: I mean, uh, no. He's cool.
~HAH! Liar.~
TOM: Heard about what you guys did today.
CASSIE: What do you mean?
TOM: Jumping into that cage, saving that kid today. You and Rachel are quite the local heroes.
CASSIE: Rachel's the real hero. I just did what anyone else would have done.
TOM: You, maybe. But Rachel? I was a bit surprised...
*::blinks:: I'm confused, Cassie was the one who risked her life by
jumping into the croc pit, she gives Rachel the credit, Rachel's also supossed
to be like the kamikaze here and Tom's surprised? ::hold head:: ARGH! I'M ALL
CONFUZZLED!!!*
CASSIE: ::leans back and knocks a bunch of books to the floor, looks back behind her:: Hey! ::turns back to TOM:: Kids.
TOM: You sure you're okay?
CASSIE: Fine.
@Just constipated.@
TOM: I'll catch ya' later, huh?
CASSIE: Yeah, later. ::hear the croc spikes going away::
::RACHEL, JAKE, MARCO and AX in the barn::
RACHEL: Cassie and I will check in as scheduled at Six P.M.
JAKE: ::holding a whiteboard with what looks like a map on it:: Cool. Marco, Ax and I will meet you two at the studio. That's where we'll throw the switch.
AX: Switch...switch...
~Tv Remote control... Ax is going into withdrawl.~
@Honestly, they really couldn't get anyone better than him?@
MARCO: ::holding imaginary microphone:: We're sorry, Larry and Linda Live will not be seen today so we can bring you the following special program.
TOBIAS: The Yeerk Files.
MARCO: And the bird-boy grabs a sense of humor.
@Ooo, freaky, didn't you just say something like that to me earlier
Dolphina?@
*::starts to shake as if she'll explode::*
~He shoots and misses.~
CASSIE: ::walks in and to AX, whispers:: Ax, I need to talk to you for a sec.
JAKE: Everything okay?
CASSIE: No! *::as Cassie:: I forgot the condoms!* @You're scaring
me.@ I mean, yes. It's nothing, Jake. I just need to speak to Ax for a second, Okay? ::she suddenly gasps in pain and grabs a wall to keep standing::
~I wanna know if he's HIV Positive.~
^Ouch.^
JAKE: Cassie?
CASSIE: ::doubles over in pain and stumbles into empty stall, others run over to see what's wrong while CASSIE starts goin' totally croc, then back to human again. She stands up, then quickly goes back to croc, then back to human::
AX: ::goes over to CASSIE::
MARCO: Houston? We have a problem.
*Yeah, so do we apparently. She;s a human not an astronaut.*
@Bad joke Dolphi,@
*So sue me it's late.*
AX: ::helps CASSIE up:: Relax, Cassie. Try to remain calm. You must sit down. ::walks her over to a stool and sits her down::
MARCO: What, was that?
AX:Allergy. I have seen this before.
JAKE: ::walks over to AX and CASSIE:: Like to pollen or dust?
AX: Yes, except this is an allergy to a morph. It happens from time to time. In this case, she's allergic to the morph of the creature we just saw.
RACHEL:That makes sense, it was the last morph she acquired.
*Something makes sense to Brook? Who wants to take bets she's lying?*
TOBIAS: is there some kind of medicine for it?
AX: No medicine. But, there is a process that occurs naturally with these cases. Hereth Illint
JAKE: And in English that means...?
AX: Burping DNA.
RACHEL: I like the Andalite word better.
@*Me too,*@
AX: It means that eventually Cassie's body will release the rejected DNA in the form of the animal acquired.
Unfortunatly, this can not be controlled. Or predicted.
MARCO: So, anytime now, Cassie's going to 'burp up' a crocodile?!
AX: Yes.
*Ewwwww...I couldn't handle disecting a worm,*
MARCO: Great. Save me a front rowseat.
CASSIE: ::getting up:: Ax, can you give me a ballpark figure? ::AX looks confused:: How long is this gonna last?
~Cassie, using baseball terms? God spare us.~
AX: Ah. Sometimes, only a few hours. However, it's more common for it to take two Earth weeks...
EVERYBODY: TWO WEEKS?!
~It's a Sailor Moon Episode!~
*Wha?*
@::singing::Fighting evil by moonlight! Winning love by daylight!
Never running from a real fight! She is the one named Sailormoon!@
*Grrr, dammit Ax I told you to stay off the internet and definately
stay away from AG's "Musings, Sailorscouts and Singing Aliens" fic!*
AX: ...For the DNA to be rejected.
CASSIE: What am I supposed to do till then?
AX: ::sitting CASSIE back down:: Stay as calm as possible. The uncontrollable morphing is linked to your emotions, which is why it just happened. ::looks up from CASSIE:: She became upset, and that upset the
allergy.
MARCO: Just think Spock, Cassie. ::holds up left hand in Vulcan Hand Salute:: Burp long, and prosper.
~^@::Blank:: Lame.@^~
*Better that than a Jedi remark.*
JAKE: I think you're gonna have to tell the show you're not gonna be able to make it, Cass.
RACHEL: Jake, they'll bump both of us if Cassie can't make it. And if that happens, it'll just give Jason more time to talk about The Sharing.
*Admit it blondie, you wanna shag Jason.*
CASSIE: I promise I'll stay calm. We can still do the show, we can still save Jason and beat the yeerks.
AX: I would advise against it. Yes, the chances of hereth illint occuring tomorrow are slim...
JAKE: But. It could still happen.
MARCO: ::walks over to JAKE while pointing alternatly at CASSIE and RACHEL:: and we saw how goo goo ga ga these two were over that McCole guy.
~::blinks:: Over his porn pictures, you mean. Admit it Marco, he's go more inches than you've got braincells~
*Muahahahaha!!!*
^THAT was uncalled for.^
@I don't get it,@
*Talk to Matero after the show dear. ::glares:: but if you talk to
Duotre your brain will explode.*
RACHEL: This wouldn't have anything to do with you guys still being jealous that we are going to be with the cutest movie star on Earth?
JAKE: ::walking over to RACHEL:: Look, the yeerks are gonna be there. We have to be careful.
RACHEL: ::walks over to CASSIE:: Right! That's why me and Cassie have to meet Jason to...find out whether or not he's a controller.
*LIAR!*
JAKE: I know. If Cassie weren't suffering from this allergy, we'd do it. But we dont' know when this burp's gonna happen. It's too risky.
~AniTv Drinking game. Drink two if Jake says "It's too risky".~
~^::Each down Two shots of Milk::^~
TOBIAS: Jake's right, you guys.
~I still say he's paying him to say that.~
^I still say that you're right.^
*::snickers evilly:: I'm gonna keep my comments to myself...if for
anything cause I know Centaur Boy here will go tell Tobias if I badmouth him.*
@I sure as hell will!@
JAKE: Let's call it a night.
~::whistles:: Oh Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassie!~
::cut to CASSIE'S room at night. She's thrashing in her bed, trying to get to sleep. She turns on a light, sits up, gets out of bed, and picks up the phone::
RACHEL: Hello?
*Talk about speed dial.*
CASSIE: Hey, Rachel. It's me. I'm sorry to call you so late but I wanted to tell you...
@...that I love you!@
RACHEL: You did it? You went through the burping thing?
CASSIE: Well, not right now but...
RACHEL: That's great! So we can still stop Jason from talking about The Sharing. I'll tell everyone else.
CASSIE: Great. Cool. I--I'll see ya' tomorrow.
RACHEL: 'Kay, bye.
CASSIE: Bye. ::hangs up phone::
^See, Cassie tried to tell her NO! So everything is Rachel's fault!^
::cut to outside building where L&LL is being taped::
MARCO: This is like the Rebels going into blow up the Death Star's generator. ::JAKE laughs:: It only takes one to sound the alarm.
JAKE: Then we'll do it real quiet-like.
RACHEL: Hey! You guys Ready?
JAKE: You okay?How ya' feeling?
MARCO: Man, I'm bummed! I missed the big burping, I wish I could've seen it.
CASSIE: Well, it was weird, but the...uh...important thing is I'm normal again.
^I wonder what she did with the Croc....^
~::Grins:: Stuffed it down Jake's pants.~
~^*DIVE CROCY!*^~
@AHHH! NO MORE GTK REFERANCES!!!!@
*::grins menacingly:: You destroy me Ax.*
@NOOO!!! ::stand up and stomps away::@
*Where ya goin?*
@To kill the Goths.@
RACHEL: Well, let's check in with the show! ::walking away:: We're gonna meet Jason John McCole! :::she and CASSIE giggle::
^~*Damn fangirls!*~^
JAKE: Alright. Let's move.
::in makeup room::
MAKEUP WOMAN: ::rubbing a brush in base:: I hope you don't have any allergies.
CASSIE: No. I am not allergic.
~::Snorts:: Unless is croc based.~
^::Makeup lady:: OOPS! It is!^
MAKEUP WOMAN: Good ::starts putting base on CASSIE::
JJM(Jason John McCole):Excuse me?
CASSIE: ::gasps, she, RACHEL and MAKEUP turn around::
*::blinks:: Makeup moves on its own?*
JJM:Is this makeup?
MAKEUP WOMAN: Have a seat, I'm almost done.
RACHEL: H--Hi. I'm--I'm Rachel. And..umm...that's...ummm...
CASSIE: Cassie. I. Am. Cassie.
@She knows her name!@
*Back so soon?*
@Yeah, door was locked.@
JJM: Wow. That's. Really. Nice. ::laughs::
*DICK!*
CASSIE: ::hand starts to go croc...again::
RACHEL: ::notices CASSIE'S hand:: I thought you said you were okay!
JJM:Well. You're the Crocodile Dundees, 'eh?
RACHEL:Yeah, I guess you could say that. Well, I think that's enough make up. C'mon, Cass, let's get to the
studio.
JJM:Yeah, good idea. ::sits in makeup chair:: 'Cause I don't want the Gator Girls watching me get made up.
RACHEL: ::she and CASSIE stop in doorway, looking mad. RACHEL looks like she's considering morphing lion and ripping him to shreds...oh, wait, this RACHEL'S a wimp.::
*Muahahahahaha!!!*
~::laughs:: OHHH! Go Forley, Go Forley! It's you're birthday! ::Dances a bit:: YEAH BABY!~
^It's comments like this that make me proud to be a MiSter!^
~Sing it loud, brother!~
@::snickers::@
::out in the studio::
RACHEL: I thought you said you were cured!
CASSIE: I never said I was. Anyway, I didn't want to let you guys down. And I wanted to makesure Jason wasn't a controller.
~She's got a point there Rach. You did that one all on your own.~
RACHEL: Well, I think he just gave us his answer. That had to be the yeerk talking. I refuse to believe the real Jason would be such a snob.
*You don't know much about the majority of theatre people do you Rach?
::shakes head:: tsk tsk*
^I wouldn't put it past him.^
MARCO: ::as a llama:: Jake, Ax, I found the studio. It's just off the main hallway.
~Scary. You aren't a Llama.~
JAKE: ::as a cockroach:: Good work, Marco.
AX: ::also as a cockroach:: We're on our way.
~How fitting.~
@HEY! I would NOT morph such a lame creature!@
STAGE MANAGER: ::leading CASSIE and RACHEL:: Okay, wait here for Larry and Linda to introduce you just, uh....act natural, and be yourselves. Okay? ::she moves on as RACHEL and CASSIE seat themselves where the audience will be::
RACHEL: I can't believe we're actually here!
CASSIE: She wants us to wait here now?
JJM:Uh, they told me the green room's closed,And, I'm sure not gonna stay out here. I shouldn't even be here. I don't do rehersals.
^and I don't do.... uhh..^
~Let's face it. You'd do anything that walks.~
^If you're joking, that's cruel, but if you're Sarcastic, that's even worse.^
~Whatever you say, Duo.~
*Oy ve, didn't we alreay agree about the Gundam Wing phrases?*
^Bite me.^
@Hmm, now if only I had teeth,,,ha ha!@
*Ax, you're not on the ball tonight.*
@No, I'm on the ground! ::does drum riff impression::@
*Weak Ax, very weak.*
STAGE MANAGER: I'll see what I can do. ::walks away::
JJM:Oh, and something to eat would be nice.
CASSIE: I don't feel right.
~Me neither, this show makes me sick.~
RACHEL: ::glaring at JJM:: I know what you mean. That better be the yeerk talking, or Jason is just your average, snobby, self centered, movie star.
CASSIE: No, I really don't feel right.
RACHEL: Oh, oh no. Right here? Right now?
^TAKE ME YOU WILD GIRL!^
*::rotflmao!!!::*
CASSIE: What else could it be? ::climbs out of chair onto floor:: The instincts, I don't think I'll be able to control them!
RACHEL: Okay. ::helps CASSIE up and walks her across stage to restroom::
CASSIE: Oh! Oh! Hurry! ::runs in and makes sure it's empty::
RACHEL: Cassie, stay calm! You have to stay calm!
CASSIE: Rachel, this isn't me! Don't you understand? It's real! ::goes into a stall::
RACHEL: ::looks concerned. Sees the stall walls shaking:: Cassie? Cassie? ::sees a croc tail under stall door.::
~Who's in there with you and does he have a friend with him?~
CASSIE: ::crawling out of stall under wall:: Okay, it's out! C'mon, let's go! ::both race out of restroom, leaving the croc::
^So they just LEFT IT THERE?!^
*Shows how smart THEY are,*
::back on stage, JJM is talking with the stage manager::
STAGE MANAGER: Is there something else I can get you?
*Soda, sandwich, condoms,*
@DOLPHINA!@
JJM:Nope.
STAGE MANAGER: ::walks away from JJM. CASSIE and RACHEL run up to her::
CASSIE: Excuse me! Excuse me! ::out of breath:: I hate to cause a panic, but there's a...a...
STAGE MANAGER: ::croc comes out on stage, she sees it:: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
~Well, that ruins the surprise.~
::everyone runs around in panic. JJM faints, a "yeerk" is crawling over his shoe::
~Such a manyly man, really.~
^Can't live up to his inches, eh?^
~I'm never gonna hear the end of that one, am I?~
MARCO: ::still a llama:: Jason was a controller, that slimy yeerk slug is trying to get away before the croc gets Jason. That's why he's bailing.
JAKE: ::he and AX are still cockroaches:: That means he's not a controller.
CASSIE: He's making a break for Jason. We've gotta save him! ::she and RACHEL run over and start slapping his face to wake him up. They get him concious and out of harms way.::
JAKE: Check it out, the croc's goin' after the run away slug.
MARCO: And we've got front row seats. ::croc head directly for yeerk:: Look at 'im go. The yeerk doesn't stand a chance.
~You do know that a real croc would NEVER go after something so tiny.~
*Of course...guess that's why he'd never go for Marco ::grin evilly::
muahahahaha*
::JAKE, RACHEL, CASSIE and MARCO back at Cyberia::
JAKE: I don't think Jason McCole's gonna be doing anymore talk shows.
RACHEL:He said he was quiting show business, and moving to Tibet to follow the Dalai Lama.
~^CLICHE!^~
CASSIE: Guys, listen. I'm really sorry I lied, I just didn't want my allergy to stop us from getting the yeerks. Well, that and the fact that I really wanted to meet Jason.
~^YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! RACHEL DID!^~
*But I thought Cassie stopped the croc from attacking...I'M
CONFFUZZLED!!*
MARCO: You were in looooooove.
CASSIE: No I wasn't! I was just selfish. It could have easily gone the other way. We were lucky.
~Being in love and being selfish are the same. Sorta.~
MARCO: To quote the great Obi Wan Kanobi,"In my expirience, there's no such thing as luck."
~I naught remember him saying that!~
^No more Julius Caesar for you today.^
*::grumbles:: I remember him saying that, and Marco, no offense, but
you are NOT Alec McGuinness!*
@Ha ha! Jedi referance! muahahaha!@
JAKE: Hey, you did what you had to do. We all make mistakes.
MARCO: Well, except for me. Of course.
JAKE: Right. Right, except for Marco.
^Damn right.^
~Oh shut up.~
CASSIE:That's it... ::everyone starts throwing nachos at MARCO, then just CASSIE and RACHEL are throwing them at MARCO and JAKE, causing them to leave::
~How wasteful!~
^Yes. Very.^
CASSIE VO: Morphing does have alot of rules, but more important are human rules. Like being truthful. When I lied to my friends about my allergy, I not only let them down, I let myself down. As long as we can learn from our mistakes, things have a funny way of working out in the end.
~Someone cue the Sailor Moon music.~
^Damn. We need lives.^
*Speak for yourself!*
~Yeah. Next MiST I might do with Chaos. What do you think Dolphina?~
*Muahaha, sounds like an evil plan.*
@I am leaving. No more MiST's for me...Thank you everyone but
goodnight for a while, I need a break from these wackos@
*Hmmm, now what do I do?*
~Join us next time!~