If Funimation Made Commercials out of DBZ.
By: Sei-Chan
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Dis: Ok this is a bit scary, only because... well COME ON!! *Think* About it! Funimation making -DBZ- into commercials..you'll understand.. Just R/R! Please?
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TAKE ONE!
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Goku is sitting at the table, pushing the fourth bowl of cerial away from in front of him. Vegeta is behind him, sighing. He turns to Trunks and folds his arms. Trunks though is pouring another bowl of cerial to give Goku. Handing it to Vegeta, who snatches it away, places it in front of Goku..
Trunks lifts a brow turning to Vegeta. " Hey Vegeta.. He is eating it.. "
Vegeta turns and looks to Goku, then back to Trunks. " Hey Mikey.. He likes it! "
~*~*~
TAKE TWO!
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The camera zooms in on Brolly's face. It trails down his body, then moves back to get the whole view. Brolly begins to pose, and flex himself. Soon weird music joins the set and He stops and turns around. Tilting his head over his shoulder he winks and smiles.
Spining around so he can look straight at the camrea he opens his mouth. " If you want pecs like mine! Go to Kill-a-Saiyajin Gym. You will be happy you did! "
~*~*~
TAKE THREE!
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The camera focuses on a thin pair of legs, Moving up slowly, the rest is blurred until you reach the face. A happy expression lays on thin lips, pressed firmly together. Shampoo is put into light locks of hair. Soon enough a door slides open, a thin figure comes out with a towel wrapped around a slim waist.
Music blarrs. Trunks lets a towel fall to the floor, revealing a tight red dress. " I GOT THE URGE FOR URBAL! "
A few burley men enter the room and pick up Trunks. Each Chanting along with him.
" HE'S GOT THE UUUUURRRRGGGGEEEE FOR URRRBALL!! "
~*~*~
TAKE FOUR!
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The camera stops in a dark room, some movement can be seen. A large bodylike figure moves and turns on a lamp. Gohan and Videl lay on a bed. Moving in slowly Gohan wraps his arms tightly around Videl's body, who doesn't seem to have any objections. Sliding over her lightly he presses his mouth firmly to hers. Videl's arms slide around Gohan's neck, before the lights slowly dim until the whole room is black.
Light voises come up and sing. " 1-800-M-A-T-T-R-E-S! " The voises slowly die down until the chorus can only be heard.
" Oh yeah! "
" Oh That Mattress "
" 1-800-M-A-T-T-R-E-S! "
~*~*~
TAKE FIVE!
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Standing on the edge of a cliff, you see Freiza. He/She...It.. Stands there proudly. Folding It's arms over a taunt chest, a wide grin pops onto her/his face. The creature floats into the air, then lands on the ground safely. Turning around to face the camera. Freiza flashes the V-Sign before shouting loudly.
" I HAVE THE SMOOTHEST LEGS EVER!!!! "
~*~*~
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With that the camera cracks and loud moans are heard. The author comes out and picks up the Camera.
" Nnnn.. Damn.. Another one gone. Videl and Gohan.. won't stop anytime soon..er.. More to come!! Bye!! "
Sei-Chan!
By: Sei-Chan
~~~~~
Dis: Ok this is a bit scary, only because... well COME ON!! *Think* About it! Funimation making -DBZ- into commercials..you'll understand.. Just R/R! Please?
~~~~~
TAKE ONE!
---------
Goku is sitting at the table, pushing the fourth bowl of cerial away from in front of him. Vegeta is behind him, sighing. He turns to Trunks and folds his arms. Trunks though is pouring another bowl of cerial to give Goku. Handing it to Vegeta, who snatches it away, places it in front of Goku..
Trunks lifts a brow turning to Vegeta. " Hey Vegeta.. He is eating it.. "
Vegeta turns and looks to Goku, then back to Trunks. " Hey Mikey.. He likes it! "
~*~*~
TAKE TWO!
-----
The camera zooms in on Brolly's face. It trails down his body, then moves back to get the whole view. Brolly begins to pose, and flex himself. Soon weird music joins the set and He stops and turns around. Tilting his head over his shoulder he winks and smiles.
Spining around so he can look straight at the camrea he opens his mouth. " If you want pecs like mine! Go to Kill-a-Saiyajin Gym. You will be happy you did! "
~*~*~
TAKE THREE!
-----
The camera focuses on a thin pair of legs, Moving up slowly, the rest is blurred until you reach the face. A happy expression lays on thin lips, pressed firmly together. Shampoo is put into light locks of hair. Soon enough a door slides open, a thin figure comes out with a towel wrapped around a slim waist.
Music blarrs. Trunks lets a towel fall to the floor, revealing a tight red dress. " I GOT THE URGE FOR URBAL! "
A few burley men enter the room and pick up Trunks. Each Chanting along with him.
" HE'S GOT THE UUUUURRRRGGGGEEEE FOR URRRBALL!! "
~*~*~
TAKE FOUR!
-----
The camera stops in a dark room, some movement can be seen. A large bodylike figure moves and turns on a lamp. Gohan and Videl lay on a bed. Moving in slowly Gohan wraps his arms tightly around Videl's body, who doesn't seem to have any objections. Sliding over her lightly he presses his mouth firmly to hers. Videl's arms slide around Gohan's neck, before the lights slowly dim until the whole room is black.
Light voises come up and sing. " 1-800-M-A-T-T-R-E-S! " The voises slowly die down until the chorus can only be heard.
" Oh yeah! "
" Oh That Mattress "
" 1-800-M-A-T-T-R-E-S! "
~*~*~
TAKE FIVE!
-----
Standing on the edge of a cliff, you see Freiza. He/She...It.. Stands there proudly. Folding It's arms over a taunt chest, a wide grin pops onto her/his face. The creature floats into the air, then lands on the ground safely. Turning around to face the camera. Freiza flashes the V-Sign before shouting loudly.
" I HAVE THE SMOOTHEST LEGS EVER!!!! "
~*~*~
*******
With that the camera cracks and loud moans are heard. The author comes out and picks up the Camera.
" Nnnn.. Damn.. Another one gone. Videl and Gohan.. won't stop anytime soon..er.. More to come!! Bye!! "
Sei-Chan!