Magic White Boy Knights
Episode Four: Fears and Pears
OPENING THEME
My body is so hot.
All the girls they really love mee.
I can't help it, that I look so good.
I was just born with this amazing beauttyyyyyyyyy.
My good looks go with my stunning clothes.
It makes a sexy mix.
- A wonderful model
I just want to have fun allll the time.
I've made out with a lot of girls before
And I know that they'll be more
And I know that I'll like it!!!
Who's to blame when you look this good
And get all of the girlllsssssssss
My Body is so hot
And the girls really love meee
I can't help it, that I look this good
I was just born with this amazing beauty
I'll always be trying
To get the chicks
Now I'm ready to go
Three Junior High school guys.....Corey, Don, and James were taken into another World called Cephiro. They were called there by a Princess to save their World. They got their armor and leanred magic. They got to Persea's and now they have to get the mineral MOCKOMATTO. They got Mokon and are now on their way.
Don: OK guys. I really hate that fucking bunny and I'm hungry. Why don't we kill him and eat him.
Corey: Come on now, he's not that bad at all. In fact, I kinda like him.
James: You'll rape the bunny!
Grabs Don and mimics Corey humping Mokona
James: Come on Mokona YEAH YEAH HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokona: PU PU PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Don: Let's just keep walking.
Corey: Listen the FUCK up James. You dog me again and I WILL beat the living shit outta you.
James: Did I make you look like a puss in front of your boyfriend? HA HA HAA
Don: HE HE HEEEEEEE Good one James.
Mokona zaps them both in the balls and laughs.
Corey: See, he's a nice guy and you piss him off.
Kayla: More then you think.
Don: Where the hell did you come from?
They see a 16 year old girl. She's wearing a silk dress and the colors amaze them.
Kayla: My name is Kayla. I am a Sage in this area and can read people's minds. With that said I want you all to know that you are very close to the spring to get your mineral.
James: How does she know what we're doing?
Don: Dude, she just said that she could read minds.
James: Oh yeah
Kayla: With my power I an also read animals minds. Mokona is a very nice..errr...whatever he is. But, you piss him off beyond his control. He'd never zap someone or be mean in the least. He thinks that you three are dumb and only perfers Corey. By reading your minds I know what you're thinking. And the answer is NO! I'm as pure as a flower, and you are VERY dirty boys.
Don: I'd love to pick her flower..
Kayla: I already said NOOOO
James: What's a sagg?
Corey: SAG?
Kayla: Sage you mean? I am a Sage. I rule a temple around this area. But, I am leaving. This land is crumbling. I can see why you are here and have doubts myself but, you MUST save Cephiro. Now, go on to the MOCKOMATTO.
Kayla vanishes and they notice that there is a think blue line in front of them.
Don: What the FUCK?!?!?!
James: That's where it is, I think. The weed..err...MOCKOMATTO.
Don: How the fuck do we get into a line?
Corey. Just jump in, I guess.
All three boys jump into the line.
Crazy Voice: You are now seperated. You must face your own personal challenge to live!
Don: Where is everyone? Corey.....James....? SHIT SHIT SHIT
Out jumps his father.
Don: DAD! DAD!
Rick: Look at you, you little shit head! You haven't had sex or looked ay a Playboy this whole time. You're not even a man.
Don: I'm sorry Dad. Look let's just go home.
Rick: So you can disappoint me again? Screw that, I'm going to kill you!
His father lunges at him, he realizes he has a sword. He swings at his dad.
Rick: You have a sword. I have nothing. We've in a cave with BRIGHT BLUE LIGHTING and you can't even kill me, you GIRL.
Don: (in tears) Please stop in Daddy. Can't you just love me, huh?
Rick: I hate you, I've always hated you!
Don: I hate you, too.
Don rushes at his Dad with the sword and knocks him down. He disappears and the MOCKOMATTO appears.
Crazy Voice: You conquered your fear. That wasn't your Dad it was just a vision. You did good.
Don: I know it wasn't him. And I know I had to do that to get this mineral. Let's hope Corey and James are OK
Crazy Voice: I'm just a crazy voice, stop talking now.
Corey wakes up in a blue lit cave, like Don.
Corey: Seperated? How come? What in the...
Just then appears the dorkiest kid at school.
Chris: Hello Corey. Want to play some D and D? Or how about some Magic: The Gathering?
Corey: Leave me alone Chris. That was the old me. I'm popular now!
Chris: Come on..just one quick game. Please??
Corey: LEAVE ME ALONE! You know if I try it once I'll never go back.
Chris: Come on, wonna watch some Star Trek?
Corey: I'm popular, I'm popular, I'm popular.
Chris: Tell yourself that. You were once just like me. Playing D and D on-line in your underwear. You know you loved it!
Corey: NO! I'm popular! GO TO HELL!!
Corey used his crossbow and shoots one in Chris's head. It shoots back at Corey. It hits Corey in the hand. Blood is dripping out. Corer shoots and arrow and the Dungenons and Dragons game he has in his hands. They all disappear in flames. Don, Mokona, and his own piece of MOCKOMATTO appear.
Don: Mokonna, how come you only appeared when Corey came?
Mokona: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Crazy Voice: You have conquered your biggest fear. You and Don now have your piece of MOCKOMATTO. James if facing his fears right now. By the way, you only killed a vision of Chris, not the real one.
Don: Chris?
Corey: Yeah, my fear was all these girls wanting to have an orgy with me.
Don: Same here!
James awakes in a blue cave like the others. Three naked mean appear. Lance Bass, Nick Carter, and Justin Timberlake.
James: What the hell?
The three guys start making out.
Lance: Come on Corey, join us.
Nick: OHH YEAH! I want YOU right here Corey.
Justin: The more the merrier.
Corey: But, that's wro....OK...it's right BUT...I'm not ga....OK WAIT..UMMM............I usally would guys BUT I need this mineral and...
Lance: Oh, we'll give you come minerals alright.
Justin: OHHH YEAHH God Lance, if I had't had fucked you before I wouldn't know it was this great.
Nick: Hey, I'm the odd one out. You've all done each other and all the other member from N'sync. I've only done you once. Gotta love the BSB/N'sync tour.
James: (thinks to self) I really REALLY want this. I'm SOO turned on. OK Let's DO IT!
James takes off his clothes, leaves his sword and starts in with the guys. Then they disappear... Next thing he knows he's standing with Don, Corey and Mokona. He is fully clothed and has his sword.
Corey: What the..I was just about read to..
Crazy Voice: Just take the mineral and LEAVE! That was sick for me to even hear. You are one fucked up group of people. GOD JAMES...that was awful. Take the mineral and go.
The three boys make their way back to Persea's with Mokona leading the way.
Don: Well I fought off a bunch of girls for my biggest fear. Too many girls..
Corey: SAME HERE.
James: Same here......
Don: Aiight, that crazy voice guy sickened by your fear. And he's just a voice. That had to be DIRTY!
James: I was fighting girls off like the rest of you!
Don: RIGHT!! That's what I was doing, fighting of hot girls nothing else.
Corey: Yup, hot girls all the way..ha ha ha......
James: Yup...hot...nude...dud...err....girls!
And so the four of them journey back to Persea's to get their weapons made. They walked in awkward silence. And although it wasn't said they all knew that the other was lying.
I'd like to dedicate this episode to Kayla. If she didn't keep bugging me it would have been a while beofre it was written. I hope you enjoyed and be ready for episode 5. Thanks again! -Kodae(kodae@galaxypolice.com)
Episode Four: Fears and Pears
OPENING THEME
My body is so hot.
All the girls they really love mee.
I can't help it, that I look so good.
I was just born with this amazing beauttyyyyyyyyy.
My good looks go with my stunning clothes.
It makes a sexy mix.
- A wonderful model
I just want to have fun allll the time.
I've made out with a lot of girls before
And I know that they'll be more
And I know that I'll like it!!!
Who's to blame when you look this good
And get all of the girlllsssssssss
My Body is so hot
And the girls really love meee
I can't help it, that I look this good
I was just born with this amazing beauty
I'll always be trying
To get the chicks
Now I'm ready to go
Three Junior High school guys.....Corey, Don, and James were taken into another World called Cephiro. They were called there by a Princess to save their World. They got their armor and leanred magic. They got to Persea's and now they have to get the mineral MOCKOMATTO. They got Mokon and are now on their way.
Don: OK guys. I really hate that fucking bunny and I'm hungry. Why don't we kill him and eat him.
Corey: Come on now, he's not that bad at all. In fact, I kinda like him.
James: You'll rape the bunny!
Grabs Don and mimics Corey humping Mokona
James: Come on Mokona YEAH YEAH HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokona: PU PU PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Don: Let's just keep walking.
Corey: Listen the FUCK up James. You dog me again and I WILL beat the living shit outta you.
James: Did I make you look like a puss in front of your boyfriend? HA HA HAA
Don: HE HE HEEEEEEE Good one James.
Mokona zaps them both in the balls and laughs.
Corey: See, he's a nice guy and you piss him off.
Kayla: More then you think.
Don: Where the hell did you come from?
They see a 16 year old girl. She's wearing a silk dress and the colors amaze them.
Kayla: My name is Kayla. I am a Sage in this area and can read people's minds. With that said I want you all to know that you are very close to the spring to get your mineral.
James: How does she know what we're doing?
Don: Dude, she just said that she could read minds.
James: Oh yeah
Kayla: With my power I an also read animals minds. Mokona is a very nice..errr...whatever he is. But, you piss him off beyond his control. He'd never zap someone or be mean in the least. He thinks that you three are dumb and only perfers Corey. By reading your minds I know what you're thinking. And the answer is NO! I'm as pure as a flower, and you are VERY dirty boys.
Don: I'd love to pick her flower..
Kayla: I already said NOOOO
James: What's a sagg?
Corey: SAG?
Kayla: Sage you mean? I am a Sage. I rule a temple around this area. But, I am leaving. This land is crumbling. I can see why you are here and have doubts myself but, you MUST save Cephiro. Now, go on to the MOCKOMATTO.
Kayla vanishes and they notice that there is a think blue line in front of them.
Don: What the FUCK?!?!?!
James: That's where it is, I think. The weed..err...MOCKOMATTO.
Don: How the fuck do we get into a line?
Corey. Just jump in, I guess.
All three boys jump into the line.
Crazy Voice: You are now seperated. You must face your own personal challenge to live!
Don: Where is everyone? Corey.....James....? SHIT SHIT SHIT
Out jumps his father.
Don: DAD! DAD!
Rick: Look at you, you little shit head! You haven't had sex or looked ay a Playboy this whole time. You're not even a man.
Don: I'm sorry Dad. Look let's just go home.
Rick: So you can disappoint me again? Screw that, I'm going to kill you!
His father lunges at him, he realizes he has a sword. He swings at his dad.
Rick: You have a sword. I have nothing. We've in a cave with BRIGHT BLUE LIGHTING and you can't even kill me, you GIRL.
Don: (in tears) Please stop in Daddy. Can't you just love me, huh?
Rick: I hate you, I've always hated you!
Don: I hate you, too.
Don rushes at his Dad with the sword and knocks him down. He disappears and the MOCKOMATTO appears.
Crazy Voice: You conquered your fear. That wasn't your Dad it was just a vision. You did good.
Don: I know it wasn't him. And I know I had to do that to get this mineral. Let's hope Corey and James are OK
Crazy Voice: I'm just a crazy voice, stop talking now.
Corey wakes up in a blue lit cave, like Don.
Corey: Seperated? How come? What in the...
Just then appears the dorkiest kid at school.
Chris: Hello Corey. Want to play some D and D? Or how about some Magic: The Gathering?
Corey: Leave me alone Chris. That was the old me. I'm popular now!
Chris: Come on..just one quick game. Please??
Corey: LEAVE ME ALONE! You know if I try it once I'll never go back.
Chris: Come on, wonna watch some Star Trek?
Corey: I'm popular, I'm popular, I'm popular.
Chris: Tell yourself that. You were once just like me. Playing D and D on-line in your underwear. You know you loved it!
Corey: NO! I'm popular! GO TO HELL!!
Corey used his crossbow and shoots one in Chris's head. It shoots back at Corey. It hits Corey in the hand. Blood is dripping out. Corer shoots and arrow and the Dungenons and Dragons game he has in his hands. They all disappear in flames. Don, Mokona, and his own piece of MOCKOMATTO appear.
Don: Mokonna, how come you only appeared when Corey came?
Mokona: PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Crazy Voice: You have conquered your biggest fear. You and Don now have your piece of MOCKOMATTO. James if facing his fears right now. By the way, you only killed a vision of Chris, not the real one.
Don: Chris?
Corey: Yeah, my fear was all these girls wanting to have an orgy with me.
Don: Same here!
James awakes in a blue cave like the others. Three naked mean appear. Lance Bass, Nick Carter, and Justin Timberlake.
James: What the hell?
The three guys start making out.
Lance: Come on Corey, join us.
Nick: OHH YEAH! I want YOU right here Corey.
Justin: The more the merrier.
Corey: But, that's wro....OK...it's right BUT...I'm not ga....OK WAIT..UMMM............I usally would guys BUT I need this mineral and...
Lance: Oh, we'll give you come minerals alright.
Justin: OHHH YEAHH God Lance, if I had't had fucked you before I wouldn't know it was this great.
Nick: Hey, I'm the odd one out. You've all done each other and all the other member from N'sync. I've only done you once. Gotta love the BSB/N'sync tour.
James: (thinks to self) I really REALLY want this. I'm SOO turned on. OK Let's DO IT!
James takes off his clothes, leaves his sword and starts in with the guys. Then they disappear... Next thing he knows he's standing with Don, Corey and Mokona. He is fully clothed and has his sword.
Corey: What the..I was just about read to..
Crazy Voice: Just take the mineral and LEAVE! That was sick for me to even hear. You are one fucked up group of people. GOD JAMES...that was awful. Take the mineral and go.
The three boys make their way back to Persea's with Mokona leading the way.
Don: Well I fought off a bunch of girls for my biggest fear. Too many girls..
Corey: SAME HERE.
James: Same here......
Don: Aiight, that crazy voice guy sickened by your fear. And he's just a voice. That had to be DIRTY!
James: I was fighting girls off like the rest of you!
Don: RIGHT!! That's what I was doing, fighting of hot girls nothing else.
Corey: Yup, hot girls all the way..ha ha ha......
James: Yup...hot...nude...dud...err....girls!
And so the four of them journey back to Persea's to get their weapons made. They walked in awkward silence. And although it wasn't said they all knew that the other was lying.
I'd like to dedicate this episode to Kayla. If she didn't keep bugging me it would have been a while beofre it was written. I hope you enjoyed and be ready for episode 5. Thanks again! -Kodae(kodae@galaxypolice.com)