Magic White Boy Knights
Episode Six: Three Wishes
OPENING THEME
My body is so hot.
All the girls they really love mee.
I can't help it, that I look so good.
I was just born with this amazing beauttyyyyyyyyy.
My good looks go with my stunning clothes.
It makes a sexy mix.
- A wonderful model
I just want to have fun allll the time.
I've made out with a lot of girls before
And I know that they'll be more
And I know that I'll like it!!!
Who's to blame when you look this good
And get all of the girlllsssssssss
My Body is so hot
And the girls really love meee
I can't help it, that I look this good
I was just born with this amazing beauty
I'll always be trying
To get the chicks
Now I'm ready to go
Three Junior High school guys...Corey, Don, and James were taken into another World called Cephiro were called there by a Princess to save their World. They tried to defend Persea's house as she made their weapons but, it didn't work. Ascot attacked and the knights beat him. But, Persea died, leaving them their evolving weapons.
Emeraude's Voice: Knights, I am the person that summoned you here. My name is Princess Emeraude. I am sending you three magic orbs. Each orb will give you one wish.(An orb appears in each of the boys' hands. It's the same color as their element) You've done so much, please use these for your enjoyment!(voice fades)
James: Dudes, we can make ANY wish we want, right? These things are sweet!
Corey:I CAN HAVE THE BIGGEST DICK IN THE WORLD!!!! YESS!!!! Take that, Brad Pitt.
Don: I'm not even fucking asking....
James: Dude, we can do more then enlarge body parts. We can have WHATEVER WE WANT!! ANYTHING!!!
Mokona: (looking mad) PUU PUU PUUUUUUU!!!!!
James: What's up?? There's no need to be mad. We're just gonna have some fun. We've worked really hard and we earned it, OK?
James: Yeah, fuck off bunny.
Mokona: PU PU PUUUUUUUUUUU!!!(Zaps James)
James: ANYWAYS..Do we want one personal wish each or should we make three wished for each of us? Like we all wish that we all get laid and that'd only count as one wish, right?
Don: I think it'd make more sense if we all just made our own personal wish. That way if someone fucks up their wish, it's their own fault.
James: Sounds fair enough. Who goes first?
Corey: How about we all split up. Some wishes might be more...uhhh...personal, then others.
James:(nervously) YEAH..I agree!
Don: Fine to me.
Mokona runs away shaking his head. The three boys separate.
Don: OK. Anything I want? Hm....FUCK IT ALL!!! I can't think. Orb...I wish....I wish.....I wish that 100 girls would all want to fuck the fuck outta me!
As he said that 100 girls appeared. They are in the nude and start undressing him.
Don: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!! Come on baby, who's no daddy?
Girl 56: You are Don. Now let's do it!
All the girls start doing "things" to him. He starts screaming in pleasure. Then all the 100 girls turn into 100 attractive guys.
Don: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
Guy 71: Come on dude, you wanted this....
All the guys heap on top of him as Don screams for them to "get the fuck" off of him.
Corey: Anything I want? Well, I'll go with my first thought. Orb, I wish you will give me the biggest dick in the world and that I have a girl to do me.
I dare not to into specifics here but, let's just say he got his wish...
Corey: OH YEAH!!! THIS IS GREAT!! YESS YESSS What the...?
Girl: Oh my...it's...it's shrinking..
Corey: What the hell, I can't even see it? It was...now it's.....how the.......
Corey's whole body starts shrinking.
Corey: I'm turning into a fucking troll or something.(The girl starts beating him up)
James: Dude, anything I want. All from this little brown ball. HMM SO COOL!! But, what do I really want? I'm not gonna be sick. Those guys came be so mean some times. I just want a friend. I wish for a little kitty who'll be my friend.
A kitty appears.
James: Hi Kitty. I'll call you Gumdrop. How's my little gummy gum drop? How's daddy's 'lil gummy gum drop? HUH?
Gumdrop: Meow.....
Gumdrop grows huge and starts tearing up James' face.
James: WHAT THE HELL?? AHHHH
All three boys unsuccessfully fight their own backfired wishes. It doesn't work. When they think all is lost the wishes disappear. The boyd are back in a circle and a Mexican looking women with dark skin and pink bells appears. She's not wearing too much...
Caldina: Hi Y'allCaldina. Did y'all enjoy ma little illusions?
Don: Who are you? Did you do this to us?
Caldina: I told ya's. I'm Caldina. I work for Zagato. I'm a master at illusions. The voice you heard was mine. You really think that that there Princess has magic orbs? And that she had enough power left to send them to y'all for pleasure? Although, y'all did seem to enjoy yourselves. You all perverted little boys, ain't ya?
Don: WHITE BOY....LIGHTNING!!!!!(the lightning bounces back and hits him. He's knocked down.)
James: DON!!
Corey: DON!!! NO!!! YOU BITCH!!! ABERCROMBIE ICE.....AVALANCHE!!(Once again Caldina bounces the attack back to him. Only James remains)
James: You make Gumdrop attack me! YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
Caldina: Whatcha'all gonna do about it?
James: You'll see!!! AEROPOSTAL SKY.....ATTACK!!!!!!!(rocks fall from the sky and bury Caldina.)
James: Corey, Don, I knocked her out.
Don: You mean you actually learned some useful magic?
Corey: You saved us, good job dude. Gimme five.
James:(the pile of rocks start to move) She's not dead guys.
Corey: Come on, let's go and see if we can find out more about this land. We'll make her talk.
Don: I have a stick I can use to beat it out of her......
Hello everyone. Yeah, I thought I needed to make up for Episode Five. No one liked it too much. LOL I thought it was OK. ANYWAYS..I hope you like this one. More sick humor. Gotta love sick humor :) It's almost summer, that's when I write my best! Hope you enjoyed!