Magic White Boy Knights
In
The Real World Special
In this episode of the Magic White Boy Knights we take a break from the usual story. While on the way to get the mineral the boys fall into a magic mirror. This magic mirror takes them to Cody's house. This story takes you inside Cody's life. Plus, you get the three knights as well. If you're confused about the story, don't worry! It's all in good fun. Just think of the Mihoshi Special. And enjoy!
Cody: (talking to Meghan on the phone) OK! This is going to be the best Birthday party ever!
Meghan: Who's all coming?
Cody: You, Charlotte, Stacey, Leigh, Molly, Sarah, and myself.
Meghan: Why did you invite Leigh? LEIGH?!?!
Cody: Without Leigh there would be no gay jokes.
Meghan: Whatever.
Cody: OK, Well I got to go. See ya. Be here at six.
Meghan: OK!
They hang up the phone.
Cody: I am 15. YAY!!!!! HA HA HAAAA(hears the doorbell ring) Peeps are here already!
Molly and Sarah come down the basement stairs.
Cody: Hey, you guys are the first ones here.
Molly: OK
Sarah: Nice umm.....basement.
Molly: Here are your presents!
Cody: (notices they like look movies) I wonder what these are. I know they can't be Tenchi.
Sarah: (laughs) SHUT UP! GRRRRR
Molly: We arn't early are we?
Cody: Nope not at all.
The rest of the guests arrive.
Leigh: Cool party dude!
Stacey: Yes, Yes. Cool party "dude".
Leigh: Are you making fun of me? Are you making fun of ME? (laughs) Just playing
Stacey: (says under her breath) I'm sure you were.
Charlotte: Riiiight. Anyways Cody, thanks for inviting me. I know that I can be a bitch sometimes but I really do want to thank you for..
Cody: I'm only inviting you because, I don't know why.
Charlotte: See, I knew that you'd start some shit wit me, dawg.
Stacey: GUYS, stop fighting.
Charlotte: Shut up Stacey.
Cody: SHUT UP!!! It's my party so be good Charlotte..Imp!
Sarah: Yes can we all just shut up?
Molly: Yes...Yes we all need to be quiet. I agree Sarah!
The mirror behind them makes a loud "BOOM" noise. The three knights plus Mokona fall out.
Don: Fucking shit! What the tell happened?
James: We fell.
Corey: No shit, smartass.
Cody: What the.....?
Don: Dude, what's your name, where are we?
Sarah: Is it just me or did people pop out of the mirror?
Cody: Yes they did.......Why are you? I am Cody you are in Toledo, Ohio.
James: That Cody dude is having an orgy with like six girls.
Corey: Holy shit. He be pimping.
Don: Let's get in on this. (Jumps on Charlotte)
Charlotte: HEY! STOP!! No NO...OK Go on. (They start making out)
Don: God you're hot!
Charlotte: Shut up and french me, dick!
James: I gotta get me some of this. (Jumps on Stacey)
Stacey: (pushes him off) I'm afriad I am taken.
James: Fine then (jumps on Sarah)
Sarah: Get the hell offa me you creep! (punches him)
James: OWW!! That hurts bitch.
Leigh: Come here dude. (Jumps on James and they start making out)
Corey: James, why are you making out with a dude?
Leigh: I'm a chick!
Sarah: This is creppy.
Meghan: (whispers to Cody) How can they tell what Leigh is?
Cody: HE HE HEEEE
Meghan: Where are you guys from anyhow?
Charlotte: Dude...Dude...Just take off your clothes..I'll make you feel REALLY GOOD!
Cody: NO SEX AT MY PARTY!
Don: Dude..are you queer?
Cody: No, I am not.
Mokona: Puuuu Puuuuu (joins Leigh and James)
Corey: I better have some fun too. (jumps on Meghan)
Meghan: What the hell you only live once...
Sarah: MEGHAN???? You're gonna do stuff...with him?
Meghan: Well he's cute. And has long hair. GRRRRR
Charlotte: OHHH OHHH OHHH YEAH!! Who's yo mama?????
Don: You are...YOU ARE!
Cody: Stacey, Sarah, Molly, what the hell is going on?
Molly: Well, three boys in armor jumped through the mirror and started making out with most of us.
Cody: Sound like a cheezy porno.
Stacey: MAYBE IT IS!!
Sarah: How did they come from a mirror? What's the point? There's no plot or anything.
Cody: HUH?
Stacey: Don is sorta hot. NO STACEY!!! You are taken..don't let yourself be seduced.
Sarah: Being seduced isn't that bad. (Sarah runs over and starts making out with Meghan and Corey)
Molly: SARAH?!?!?! What are you doing?? Don't leave me. (joins her)
Cody: What is going on?
Stacey: What in the world??? A part of me wants to make out with them. I've been fighting it for SOO long. I don't know if I can any longer. (joins Don and Charlotte)
Charlotte: Ok Stacey you can join.
Don: The more the merrier.
Cody: Stacey would never do that!!!! Something is making them do these really sick things. Even a part of me wants to make out with them. NOOO Fight it, Cody. Think??? What happened? Three boy came from a mirror and all the girls starting making outt with them. Well..Charlotte is ready to go further. I need to stop this. What can I do?
Don: I hope this is a big training part of becomming a magic knight.
Corey: God, I hope we have more missions like this.
James: Fucking-A this is hot!!
Cody: STOP IT ALL OF YOU!
Don: They're too into us to talk.
Corey: Yeah, shut up fat boy
Cody: Magic? Into??? I 've got it!! You people came from another World. In that world you had powers. They won't work in this world, but you still have the powers. And the powers do what you want them to do. And you want to get laid. So, without knowing it yourselves, your powers made all these people attracted to you!
Don: SHUT UP!!! I have no idea. I'm making out now!
James: REALLY! Shut up or join you little pussy!
Cody: What can I do to stop this? If I don't do something they will have an ongoing forever orgy in my basement. Well, they saw and these girls, got hot, and wanted them, so their powers got them the girls. I need to make them want to go back to their World.
Don: Why are you talking out loud? And this is our World. We were saving a different world.
Cody: (goes upstairs)That I need to make you want to go back there. But how?? I need to bring them the ugliest girl around so they'll want to leave but who? Brienne is gone right now, who will I use. (makes a phone call)
Charlotte: DON DON DON FUCK ME!!!!
Stacey: I too would like to be fucked.
Meghan: ME!!
Sarah: ME TOO!!
Molly: MEEEEEEEE
Mokona: PUUUUUUUUU
They all started to undress. Cody came down the stairs.
Cody: All I did to do to make you leave is to show you something fun. Come on down the stairs.
Down the stairs came.....
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Rosie O-Donnel
Rosie: Hey you cutie's..let's fuck!!
Don: EWWWW She has a big head.
Corey: NOOO
James: JESUS CHRIST NO!
A magic beam came through the mirror and took the boys and Mokona back to Cephiro. All the girls put the clothes on.
Meghan: How did you save us? What happened.
Cody: You were under a spell that they didn't even know they created.
Leigh: I wasn't under no spell.
Sarah: EWWW I can't believe I did that!
Molly: I just followed Sarah.
Sarah: Sorry Meghan for uhh...joining you.
Cody: Guys, don't be all OOHHH you were under a spell.
Stacey: That's right...none of us would never do that at this age.
Leigh and Charlotte: Speak for yourself!
Cody: Well it's all over with now. Let's all go to Pizza Hut and get some pizza!
All: YEAH!!!!!!
Rosie: Seriously...who wants to fuck me? I'm game!
And so it ended. The boys and Mokona are now in Cephiro and everything is back to normal. Cody's gang went out for pizza and had a great time! Poor Rosie.........
By: Cody (quabbologist@yahoo.com)
Note: Although it's not "laugh out loud sick/smart humor" like the other stories, if you know some of the people or the inside jokes it's pretty good. That is all. Please note this is a fictional story. No one get mad if you are/arn't in here. It's all in fun. Plus, you were under a spell. HE HE HE
In
The Real World Special
In this episode of the Magic White Boy Knights we take a break from the usual story. While on the way to get the mineral the boys fall into a magic mirror. This magic mirror takes them to Cody's house. This story takes you inside Cody's life. Plus, you get the three knights as well. If you're confused about the story, don't worry! It's all in good fun. Just think of the Mihoshi Special. And enjoy!
Cody: (talking to Meghan on the phone) OK! This is going to be the best Birthday party ever!
Meghan: Who's all coming?
Cody: You, Charlotte, Stacey, Leigh, Molly, Sarah, and myself.
Meghan: Why did you invite Leigh? LEIGH?!?!
Cody: Without Leigh there would be no gay jokes.
Meghan: Whatever.
Cody: OK, Well I got to go. See ya. Be here at six.
Meghan: OK!
They hang up the phone.
Cody: I am 15. YAY!!!!! HA HA HAAAA(hears the doorbell ring) Peeps are here already!
Molly and Sarah come down the basement stairs.
Cody: Hey, you guys are the first ones here.
Molly: OK
Sarah: Nice umm.....basement.
Molly: Here are your presents!
Cody: (notices they like look movies) I wonder what these are. I know they can't be Tenchi.
Sarah: (laughs) SHUT UP! GRRRRR
Molly: We arn't early are we?
Cody: Nope not at all.
The rest of the guests arrive.
Leigh: Cool party dude!
Stacey: Yes, Yes. Cool party "dude".
Leigh: Are you making fun of me? Are you making fun of ME? (laughs) Just playing
Stacey: (says under her breath) I'm sure you were.
Charlotte: Riiiight. Anyways Cody, thanks for inviting me. I know that I can be a bitch sometimes but I really do want to thank you for..
Cody: I'm only inviting you because, I don't know why.
Charlotte: See, I knew that you'd start some shit wit me, dawg.
Stacey: GUYS, stop fighting.
Charlotte: Shut up Stacey.
Cody: SHUT UP!!! It's my party so be good Charlotte..Imp!
Sarah: Yes can we all just shut up?
Molly: Yes...Yes we all need to be quiet. I agree Sarah!
The mirror behind them makes a loud "BOOM" noise. The three knights plus Mokona fall out.
Don: Fucking shit! What the tell happened?
James: We fell.
Corey: No shit, smartass.
Cody: What the.....?
Don: Dude, what's your name, where are we?
Sarah: Is it just me or did people pop out of the mirror?
Cody: Yes they did.......Why are you? I am Cody you are in Toledo, Ohio.
James: That Cody dude is having an orgy with like six girls.
Corey: Holy shit. He be pimping.
Don: Let's get in on this. (Jumps on Charlotte)
Charlotte: HEY! STOP!! No NO...OK Go on. (They start making out)
Don: God you're hot!
Charlotte: Shut up and french me, dick!
James: I gotta get me some of this. (Jumps on Stacey)
Stacey: (pushes him off) I'm afriad I am taken.
James: Fine then (jumps on Sarah)
Sarah: Get the hell offa me you creep! (punches him)
James: OWW!! That hurts bitch.
Leigh: Come here dude. (Jumps on James and they start making out)
Corey: James, why are you making out with a dude?
Leigh: I'm a chick!
Sarah: This is creppy.
Meghan: (whispers to Cody) How can they tell what Leigh is?
Cody: HE HE HEEEE
Meghan: Where are you guys from anyhow?
Charlotte: Dude...Dude...Just take off your clothes..I'll make you feel REALLY GOOD!
Cody: NO SEX AT MY PARTY!
Don: Dude..are you queer?
Cody: No, I am not.
Mokona: Puuuu Puuuuu (joins Leigh and James)
Corey: I better have some fun too. (jumps on Meghan)
Meghan: What the hell you only live once...
Sarah: MEGHAN???? You're gonna do stuff...with him?
Meghan: Well he's cute. And has long hair. GRRRRR
Charlotte: OHHH OHHH OHHH YEAH!! Who's yo mama?????
Don: You are...YOU ARE!
Cody: Stacey, Sarah, Molly, what the hell is going on?
Molly: Well, three boys in armor jumped through the mirror and started making out with most of us.
Cody: Sound like a cheezy porno.
Stacey: MAYBE IT IS!!
Sarah: How did they come from a mirror? What's the point? There's no plot or anything.
Cody: HUH?
Stacey: Don is sorta hot. NO STACEY!!! You are taken..don't let yourself be seduced.
Sarah: Being seduced isn't that bad. (Sarah runs over and starts making out with Meghan and Corey)
Molly: SARAH?!?!?! What are you doing?? Don't leave me. (joins her)
Cody: What is going on?
Stacey: What in the world??? A part of me wants to make out with them. I've been fighting it for SOO long. I don't know if I can any longer. (joins Don and Charlotte)
Charlotte: Ok Stacey you can join.
Don: The more the merrier.
Cody: Stacey would never do that!!!! Something is making them do these really sick things. Even a part of me wants to make out with them. NOOO Fight it, Cody. Think??? What happened? Three boy came from a mirror and all the girls starting making outt with them. Well..Charlotte is ready to go further. I need to stop this. What can I do?
Don: I hope this is a big training part of becomming a magic knight.
Corey: God, I hope we have more missions like this.
James: Fucking-A this is hot!!
Cody: STOP IT ALL OF YOU!
Don: They're too into us to talk.
Corey: Yeah, shut up fat boy
Cody: Magic? Into??? I 've got it!! You people came from another World. In that world you had powers. They won't work in this world, but you still have the powers. And the powers do what you want them to do. And you want to get laid. So, without knowing it yourselves, your powers made all these people attracted to you!
Don: SHUT UP!!! I have no idea. I'm making out now!
James: REALLY! Shut up or join you little pussy!
Cody: What can I do to stop this? If I don't do something they will have an ongoing forever orgy in my basement. Well, they saw and these girls, got hot, and wanted them, so their powers got them the girls. I need to make them want to go back to their World.
Don: Why are you talking out loud? And this is our World. We were saving a different world.
Cody: (goes upstairs)That I need to make you want to go back there. But how?? I need to bring them the ugliest girl around so they'll want to leave but who? Brienne is gone right now, who will I use. (makes a phone call)
Charlotte: DON DON DON FUCK ME!!!!
Stacey: I too would like to be fucked.
Meghan: ME!!
Sarah: ME TOO!!
Molly: MEEEEEEEE
Mokona: PUUUUUUUUU
They all started to undress. Cody came down the stairs.
Cody: All I did to do to make you leave is to show you something fun. Come on down the stairs.
Down the stairs came.....
...........
.................
..........
Rosie O-Donnel
Rosie: Hey you cutie's..let's fuck!!
Don: EWWWW She has a big head.
Corey: NOOO
James: JESUS CHRIST NO!
A magic beam came through the mirror and took the boys and Mokona back to Cephiro. All the girls put the clothes on.
Meghan: How did you save us? What happened.
Cody: You were under a spell that they didn't even know they created.
Leigh: I wasn't under no spell.
Sarah: EWWW I can't believe I did that!
Molly: I just followed Sarah.
Sarah: Sorry Meghan for uhh...joining you.
Cody: Guys, don't be all OOHHH you were under a spell.
Stacey: That's right...none of us would never do that at this age.
Leigh and Charlotte: Speak for yourself!
Cody: Well it's all over with now. Let's all go to Pizza Hut and get some pizza!
All: YEAH!!!!!!
Rosie: Seriously...who wants to fuck me? I'm game!
And so it ended. The boys and Mokona are now in Cephiro and everything is back to normal. Cody's gang went out for pizza and had a great time! Poor Rosie.........
By: Cody (quabbologist@yahoo.com)
Note: Although it's not "laugh out loud sick/smart humor" like the other stories, if you know some of the people or the inside jokes it's pretty good. That is all. Please note this is a fictional story. No one get mad if you are/arn't in here. It's all in fun. Plus, you were under a spell. HE HE HE