Well, here it is, the all elusive chapter 7. Thanks to David Goldsmith for Aisha's parents' names, and thanks to Jay K for Aisha's brother's name. I wasn't that pleased with the way this chapter came out but there were several things I felt just needed to be said. I am sorry for all the spelling errors but I couldn't spell to save my life and spellchecker is not working on my computer so I am surprised I'm doing this good. ON WITH CHAPTER 7!
Meet the Parents
The next few months at Starwind and Hawking were quiet ones. The bounties made from Fred's list provided enough money for the crew to relax. Plus, it put them in good with the police of Heyfong regarding any future criminals. Aisha and Jim couldn't stand to be apart for more than an hour, much less sleep in different rooms. Both were glad Jim knew instant transmission, it helped when the two just wanted to get away for a while, or when Jim went into Aisha's room at night. Other than the fact that she was a cat-girl and he could blow up the planet without breaking a sweat, they were just like any normal couple. Gene, Melphina, and Suzuka were still in the dark about their relationship, and that's the way the two liked it. However, unbeknownst to Jim, their secret relationship wasn't so secret anymore.
*Uh oh, Jim's not going to be happy about this.* Aisha thought as she finished reading her mail.
"Suzuka, have you seen Jim?" She asked as she came down the stairs from her room. She already knew the answer but decided to ask anyway to keep suspicion low.
"I think I saw him in the garage working on his car."
"Ok." Aisha mumbled still looking at the letter in her hands and not noticing the small smile on Suzuka's face.
"Jim, are you in here?" Aisha called as she entered his garage.
"Yea, just a minute Aisha." Suddenly, Jim lifted the car up with one arm as he got out from under it and let it fall back down.
"Whacha want?" Jim said wiping the grease from his hands and pecking her on the cheek.
"You remember when we decided not to tell anyone about us?" Aisha said nervously twisting the letter in her hands.
"Yea, what about it?"
"Well, I accidentally told someone." *I hope he's not mad.*
"Who?" Jim said drying his hands.
"My parents. I wrote my mom a letter the night we first kissed telling her I had met someone. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I wrote it before we agreed to tell anyone."
"Aisha," Jim said walking up behind her wrapping his arms around her waist and laying his chin on her shoulder. "I don't care who you tell about us. In fact, if you want me to, I'll go upstairs right now and tell everyone. The only reason I suggested not telling the others was because Genes going to have a field day when we do tell him and I figured you would be more comfortable if we had been together for a while."
"You don't have to tell the others, I was just afraid you would be mad at me."
"Aisha, I don't think theirs anything you could do that would make me upset with you."
"Well, there is more."
"Well what is it?" Jim asked as he started to kiss up her neck.
Aisha spun around in Jim's arms and looked him in the face.
"My mom told my dad and he wants to meet you."
"WHAT!?!?!?" Jim yelled stepping back. He remembered hearing Aisha's stories about her father. Apparently he wasn't that thrilled with his little girl dating anyone that wasn't part of the Ctarl-Ctarl royal family. One story stood out in his mind. Apparently she brought home a human who was a classmate at the academy. Her father had thrown him out of the house, literally, from a second story window.
"Your Dad.... meet me??"
"Yea, you didn't think my mom would keep it a secret did you."
"But he hates humans."
"Jim, your not a human. You're a Saiyan, I'm sure he will be fine when he finds out your from a powerful race like that."
Jim's heart rate finally went back down. He still wasn't thrilled about meeting her father, but according to her, her mother and brother were fine.
"Ok, go pack your bags."
"Really!!"
"Yea, really. As soon as you're packed we'll leave."
She hugged him around the neck and sprinted up to her room to begin packing. Jim just threw one of the capsules Mr. PoPo gave him into a duffel bag with a few other items and threw on his duster. As he finished, Aisha burst into his room dropping two overstuffed suitcases that cracked the floor.
"What have you got in these things Aisha?" Jim said picking them up one in each hand.
"You know, a little of this a little of that. It takes a lot to look this good. Did you talk to Gene?"
"Yea, I told him a was dropping you off at your parents and then going on to Old Earth to visit Goken."
"You ready?" Aisha said as she kissed Jim and wrapped her arms under his.
"You bet." Jim said as she finally broke off for air.
"You two have a good trip."
"Ok we will.... HU!" Both Aisha and Jim said as they saw Suzuka standing in the doorway. Aisha quickly pushed away from Jim, and they both began to stammer for words.
"Suzuka... hehe.. how long have you been there?" Jim said finally making a legible sentence.
"Longer than you think, don't worry you two, I have no intention of telling Gene or Melphina. Just have a good time."
"How long have you known?" Aisha said walking back to Jim.
"Since I saw you two kissing in the training lot the night Jim got back." Suzuka smiled and left.
Aisha wrapped her arms back around Jim's waist. "Let's get out of here before anyone else stops bye."
*Ok,* Jim thought *now just picture your house so I can see it.*
In a flash of light, both of them were gone.
~~:*:~~
The two reappeared outside a two-story house surrounded by trees and waterfalls. Jim had to admit, the Ctarl-Ctarl sure knew how keep the entire planet covered with wildlife and forests. Aisha ran in the front door nearly taking it off the hinges.
"Mom! I'm here!!" She said screaming at the top of her lungs. Aisha's mom appeared running out of the kitchen and grabbing her daughter in a hug.
"OH Aisha I've missed you so much. Have you been eating enough, you look starved, come into the kitchen I've been cooking all morning."
Jim could see where Aisha got her looks; she and her mother looked more like sisters. In fact Aisha's mom was about her mirror image except she had light blond hair.
"Oh, and this must be Jim?" Aisha's mom said finally releasing her daughter.
"Its nice to meet you Mrs. Clan-Clan." Jim said extending his hand only to be tackled into a hug.
"I'm so glad Aisha has finally found a good man, and don't call me Mrs. Clan-Clan, I'm not that old, just call me Shasha."
"Ok, Mrs... uh Shasha."
"Kesh!! Come downstairs, your sisters here!!" Shasha yelled up as the two women walked into the kitchen both talking at the same time.
Jim sat the suitcases down and started following them into the kitchen when a blur shot down the stars and collided with him. Kesh bounced off Jim like a sack full of basketballs hitting a brick wall.
"You ok?" Jim said helping him to his feet.
"Yea, fine... Hey, you must be Aisha's boyfriend." The young Ctarl-Ctarl said dusting himself off.
"Yea, my names Jim." *Boyfriend, never really thought about it*
"Whoa, you're tall, and heavy, are you a human? Dad's going to have a hard time throwing you out the window. Did Aisha tell you about that, the last time she brought a human home? Oh yea, my names Kesh." Kesh had been talking so fast that Jim had to stammer a minute before he understood what he had said.
Jim took Kesh's outstretched hand and shook it. Kesh was about fourteen and looked surprisingly similar to Jim when he was eleven. He wore the male equivalent to Aisha's Ctarl-Ctarl uniform and had light blond hair like his mother's, along with the tanned Ctarl-Ctarl skin.
"Nice to meet you Kesh, my name's Jim. Yea Aisha did tell me about that, but I'm not all-human, I'm half Saiyan.
Kesh's eyes widened and he stepped back.
"Ohmygod, you're a Saiyan? We learned about the Saiyan's in school. They were warriors that could destroy worlds. I thought some guy named Freeza killed them all. I bet you can fight, can you teach me? Some kid called me a dork the other day and pushed me down, I wanted to beat him up but he is bigger than me and he doesn't have a neck and....."
"Woe woe woe, slow down Kesh. Why don't you say high to your sister before you pass out."
Kesh's eyes widened again.
"AISHA!!!" He screamed leaving Jim behind and running into the kitchen.
Jim chuckled to himself as he followed Kesh to the kitchen. *I hope all Ctarl-Ctarl kids aren't that hyper* Jim gulped as he stopped in his tracks *kids?*
Kesh ran to greet Aisha as she ruffled her hand through his hair.
"Kesh, you must of grown a foot since the last time I saw you."
"Mom says I'm growing like a weed. Are you Jim's girlfriend, he's tall. You think dad can get him out the window? Have you two kissed ye...."
"Kesh! Have you been eating chocolate again?" Shasha scolded as she looked up from the oven.
"Just a couple of pieces mom."
"I told you I don't like you eating chocolate, it makes you hyper."
Kesh sat down at the table and folded his hands in his lap. He knew if he didn't calm down mom would take his candy stash away, again.
"Jim, could you get this for me?" Shasha asked pointing to a container on top of the fridge.
"Sure." Jim said taking off his coat and hanging it on the back of a dining chair. As he was reaching for it Shasha stepped back over towards Aisha.
"He certainly does have a nice butt." Shasha whispered.
"Mom!!" Aisha replied through clinched teeth.
"What, he does." Shasha giggled as she walked over to Jim and took the container. "Thanks Jim, why don't you two set the table, Dalthan should be home any minute."
Jim flinched at the mention of Aisha's dad. As the two were setting the table Aisha shot Jim a concerned look.
"What's the matter Jim?"
"Nothing, I was just thinking."
"Don't worry, Daddy's going to like you fine."
"I hope so," Jim stood tall with one hand tucked under his chest plate as he started his best Napoleon impression. "Otherwise I will have to use my Saiyan powers to conquer this planet and make you my queen."
"You big dummy." Aisha said as she wrapped her arms around his neck and pecked him on the lips. Upon witnessing the kiss, Kesh stuck his finger in his mouth and made gagging noises.
As soon as the four had finished setting the table they heard the door close. Unable to keep control of his caffeine high, Kesh leapt from his seat.
"DADS HOME!!" He yelled as he went to greet his father.
"What's up sport, is Aisha here yet?"
"Yea she's here with her boyfriend, they are in the kitchen. Guess what he's a Saiyan.
"Really?" Dalthan asked. Shasha had already told him, and it was actually the reason he had wanted to meet Jim. Dalthan knew his little Aisha was getting too old for him to be approving who she dated, but a Saiyan? The Ctarl-Ctarl and Saiyans had never really gotten along. As a matter of fact, Frieza had sent a Saiyan child in hopes of destroying the entire Ctarl-Ctarl race. Fortunately, the royal guards were able to find and kill the child before the first full moon.
Dalthan sent Kesh back into the kitchen as Aisha came to the front door and gave her father a hug.
"Aisha, I think you've gotten prettier since the last time I saw you." Dalthan said releasing his daughter.
"You look great too dad, I don't see that many new gray hairs."
"No more than you have." He replied holding her hair ring up.
"Dad, I want you to be nice to Jim. I've known him for a long time, and above everything else he is my best friend."
Dalthan was touched by Aisha's words. Maybe it was the fact that she had grown up, or maybe it was because she was really in love, but Dalthan saw in her eyes that she was completely serious.
"I'm sure that if he is good enough for you, he will surpass my standards."
Jim was helping Shasha with the meal when Aisha reentered with Dalthan.
"Jim this is my dad, Dad, this is Jim."
Dalthan stood about 6'2. He had on a different form of the Ctarl-Ctarl uniform, which was reserved for high members of government. What Jim noticed first was his platinum white hair which grew down into a short cut beard.
Dalthan eyed Jim for a while as well. His appearance was good. He was handsome enough for his Aisha, and was clean cut. The only thing that bothered him was the battle suite Jim wore. He had seen too much Ctarl-Ctarl blood stained on suits just like that one.
"Its nice to meet you Mr. Clan-Clan." Jim said extending his hand.
Dalthan took it and made sure the handshake was firm. Jim could feel Dalthan bearing down on his hand but decided not to out squeeze him, instead he just matched his handshake.
The meal was rather uneventful. Most of the talk was either about the adventures on the Outlaw Star with Gene, or about daily life at the Clan-Clan household.
Aisha lay in her bed later that night. She wished her father wasn't so strict. She looked around her room at the frilly dolls and stuffed animals that had been there since she was a child. It was almost embarrassing; a full grown adult that was still being treated like a kid. She tightened up her hug on the pillow next to her trying to picture Jim. And look at her now, the proud Ctarl-Ctarl warrior at two in the morning, in a child's bedroom, unable to sleep without the comfort of her crush next to her.
*Why does he have to sleep on that damn sofa anyway? Its not like we are going to do anything with my parents next door.* Aisha thought as she turned over once again.
"Besides, Jim's a hopeless romantic, I doubt out first times going to be in my parents house surrounded by stuffed animals." Aisha mumbled before letting out a yawn and finally allowing sleep to overtake her.
~~:*:~~
(Several Days Later.)
Jim and Dalthan walked for what seemed like miles into the wilderness. They finally emerged from the forest overlooking several mountains and a deep cavern. Finally Dalthan decided to tell Jim what was on his mind.
"Jim, the real reason I brought you out here is to talk, away from Aisha and her mother."
Jim had figured as much. He had been surprised when Dalthan had asked him to go fishing that morning, considering it was the only complete sentence he had said to him the whole trip. Dalthan leaned against a tree and seemed very deep in thought.
"I have never liked humans. They are a week, sniveling, species who seem to infest planets like rats. They rely too heavily on technology and use it whenever they can even for mundane tasks, which could be done better with a little physical exertion. However, as a species they take the sanctity of human life very seriously. Saiyans on the other hand, are an honorable, bloodthirsty warrior race who take great pride and give much respect to battles and fighting. Most of the time to the point of rejecting technology for brute strength, and taking a person's life for granted. You are half Saiyan and half human, I want to know which instincts you favor."
Jim pondered at his question as he sat the fishing gear down.
"Mr. Clan-Clan, I have three things to tell you. First, I know of the bad blood between the Saiyan's and the Ctarl-Ctarl, and nothing that I can say or do will ever mend that. But I also know that the entire Saiyan race got what they deserved. They were enslaved, their home planet destroyed, and all but a handful murdered by Frieza. Second, humans are a week parasite like race, which do heavily rely on technology. But humans have to rely on technology. They lack the physical strength to hold a candle to the Ctarl-Ctarl or Saiyans so they used their minds to overcome that handicap.
"And third?" Dalthan asked growing impatient.
Jim said nothing. Only raised his right arm and shot a ki blast into a nearby mountain incinerating it into a desert.
"Any Saiyan could have destroyed that mountain. But no one, human, Ctarl-Ctarl or Saiyan can bring it back."
Dalthan smiled, that was the answer he wanted.
~~:*:~~
The next night, Jim looked at his feet dangling off the end of the sofa.
*One more night of this.*
Like Aisha, Jim hadn't gotten more that a few hours sleep each night of their stay. He knew he could just teleport up to Aisha's room if he wanted to but the last thing he needed was to get caught by Dalthan especially now that he had seemingly accepted him. Jim was about to resort to counting sheep when he heard something coming from the stairway.
Kesh slowly made his way down the stairs, avoiding the third step from the bottom, it always creaked. He knew Jim was on the sofa but judging from his snoring the night before, he was a sound sleeper. He peaked around the doorway into the living room and saw Jim asleep.
*Good, now all I gotta do is get out the door.*
Kesh inched towards the doorway and slid outside.
"Where you going Kesh?"
Kesh would have screamed if he hadn't been under his parents' window.
"W.. whose there."
"Just me, up here."
Kesh looked up and found Jim sitting on a tree branch.
"How did you.... I mean.... You were just on the couch?"
"I have my ways, but you had better quiet down, if you dad catches us out here he will skin you alive and throw me out of the house." Jim said floating down from his perch.
Kesh and Jim walked down the street a block or two before resuming their conversation. Kesh was actually quite smart and well mannered when he wasn't riding caffeine high.
"I have to meet this guy in the park at midnight."
"Why?"
"To fight him." Kesh said nervously.
"Oh, why do you have to fight?"
"It's the same guy that pushed me down and called me a dork, that's not so bad but he did it in front of this girl I like. So instead of letting it go I hit him in the back of the head with a bowl of Jell-O. The lunchroom attendant started walking over and he told me the meet him at the park Saturday night to settle it."
"I see, and you don't want to look like a wuss come Monday."
"Exactly, dad would tell me to talk it out and not fight but this guy is about as smart as a dust-buster."
"Do you think you have a chance?"
"A small one, like I said, he's pretty stupid but he hangs around with three other guys that are even bigger than him and I'm afraid if I start winning they will jump in."
"You said they're all bigger than you right."
Kesh nodded.
"And stupid?"
Kesh nodded again.
"For one thing, I don't care how much bigger he is than you, if you hit him in the side of the leg at the knee he will fall like a rock. If he is stupid and has a temper just say stuff to piss him off, that way he will lose his cool and start making mistakes. Then just dodge him and let him wear himself down until he is too out of breath to block you and let him have it."
Kesh couldn't believe it, he was actually getting fighting pointers, from a Saiyan no less.
"Where did you learn all that?"
"Well, you sister taught me the part about pissing off the stupid person with a temper." Jim said with a smile.
"Really, Aisha, go figure. But what about his friends?"
"Don't worry, ill make sure they don't interfere."
"You mean your coming with me?"
"Yea, I'll be your backup."
"Wow, thanks Jim."
"Kesh, one more thing."
"What?"
"What flavor Jell-O?"
~~:*:~~
Kesh and Jim reached the park after a few more blocks of walking. As they neared the fellow-ball court, which looked like the Ctarl-Ctarl equivalent of basketball, Jim could make out four figures setting around a picnic table with a small crowd standing nearby. When they finally reached them, the smallest of the four stood up.
"Well dork, I didn't think you were going to show up. Whose that with you, didn't think you were that stupid, bringing a human to back you up." The rest of his group snickered at his comment.
"Don't call me a dork nimrod, and he's not a human he's a Sa..." Kesh's words were stopped short by Jim's hand over his mouth.
"I think what my friend was trying to say is, you talk pretty big for someone with blue Jell-O in his fuzzy little ears." The bully fumed at Jim's comment as sparse chuckling was heard in the small crowd that gathered to watch the fight. Jim pulled Kesh over to the side as the bully took off his coat.
"You scared?"
"Yea I'm scared, I'm going to get the hell beaten out of me and April is going to see it all."
Jim looked over his shoulder at the girl Kesh was indicating. Jim caught the tail end of a glance at Kesh as the young Ctarl-Ctarl turned back to her friends.
"Listen Kesh, I'm willing to bet that everyone in that crowd hates this guy as much as you do. Its not going to matter if you loose, you're already their hero for just standing up to him."
"But he is going to break every bone in my body." Kesh was shaking so badly that he nearly stuttered his words.
"When you step out their, your adrenaline will get so high you wont feel any pain."
"But what about her?"
"Kesh, I doubt she is going to run into your arms after the fight. But I think she will like you just for standing up to him, win or lose."
Kesh decided it was now or never and started walking towards the bully.
"Remember: bleeding stops, broken bones heal, and chicks dig scars." Jim whispered as Kesh passed him by.
~~:*:~~
"uuugh." Kesh mumbled as his eyes focused on the light pole above him.
"Kesh Kesh, are you there Kesh."
"ugh, Jim? What happened?"
"Good, the Sensu bean must be kicking in." Jim said as Kesh sat up.
"Sensu bean?"
"Never mind, Well you pretty much got the hell beaten out of you like you said."
*Oh Great* Kesh thought laying back down.
"Well, don't you want to know what happened?" Jim asked with a smile.
"Yea, I guess. How bad was it?" Kesh said covering his eyes with his arm.
"Oh, it wasn't that bad Kesh." Kesh's eyes snapped open to find April smiling down at him.
"Well, I think I am going to go stand over there for a while." Jim said getting to his feet and walking away to give Kesh some privacy.
"Well, do you want to know what happened or don't you?" April asked.
"Um, yea, what did happen?" Kesh managed to say after a few more moments. He was hoping April thought he had a concussion or something instead of being too nervous to talk to her.
"Well, you started off fine. You ran circles around him for a while calling him names and stuff which really got him ticked. Then you kicked him in the knee and punched him in the nose. I think you broke it because it started bleeding."
"Wow, really? Then what happened." Kesh asked feeling more at ease talking to her.
"Things got pretty bad."
"How bad?"
"He picked you up by your shirt and hit you in the head until you passed out bad." April said giggling.
"Ha ha ha," Kesh said mockingly. "..then what."
"Well, we had to stop your friend from getting into the fight."
"Jim? What do you mean?" *Why did they have to stop him. He could beat up everyone out there.*
"Come on Kesh, he's just a human. He may be an adult, but even a 14yr old Ctarl-Ctarl can kick a humans butt. We went out there before you friend could get to you and stood up to him. It was great Kesh, you should have seen the look on his face when the entire crowd told him to stop it. He and his friends backed down and ran away like they had seen a ghost."
Kesh was finally able to stand when April finished her story. He wanted to talk to her more but had gotten to nervous again. It seem like every time he got the courage to say something her green eyes made it disappear.
"Well, I guess I had better get back home." Kesh said broken hearted.
"Kesh, you don't have to be nervous around me."
"What?" Kesh asked turning back around.
"Well," April replied twisting her hands and looking just as nervous as Kesh. "While you friend was giving you that pill or whatever, he kinda told me that you liked me but were too nervous to say anything."
*Jim, you son of a...*
"I just want you to know, that I like you to." April blurted out pecking Kesh on the cheek and running off with the rest of the group.
Kesh stood there a moment more, closed his eyes and promptly fainted.
Kesh awoke a second time to find Jim snapping his fingers in his face.
"I'm awake I'm awake!" Kesh standing up. "I can't believe you told her I liked her Jim?!?!"
"Are you sorry I did? Cause I can always catch up to her and tell her I thought she was somebody else?" Jim said jokingly, however Kesh didn't see the humor. Instead he grabbed Jim's collar and pulled him down to his face with surprising strength.
"If you do, I swear ill..."
"Geese Kesh I was only Joking." Jim pleaded.
On the walk home Kesh got over the fact that Jim had told her he liked her. Instead he was trying to get all the advice from Jim on how to keep his new girlfriend happy.
"Jim, this is great," Kesh said as they neared the house. "How can I ever repay you?"
"Well," Jim thought for a minute. "Are their any Ctarl-Ctarl jewelry stores around here that are open in the morning?"
~~:*:~~
The next afternoon the couple exchanged good-byes with Aisha's family. Dalthan gave Jim another bone-crushing handshake and told him to take care of his little girl while Shasha was giving Aisha advice mostly consisting of (don't let this one get away).
After the two had telaproted back home, Dalthan looked at Kesh.
"Kesh when did you get that little scar under your right eye?"
"Oh this," Kesh stammered feeling the cut that the Sensu bean had healed. "Must of cut myself shaving, got to go!" He yelled running back into the house.
Jim and Aisha appeared outside Starwind and Hawking in a flash. The couple walked inside and exchanged hellos with the other three members of the crew and went to their separate bedrooms indicating that they were tired from their trips. No sooner than Aisha shut her door than Jim appeared, this time with his arms already around her.
"Your getting good with that transmission thing aren't you?"
"I was just motivated."
"By what?" Aisha asked cocking up one eyebrow.
"This." Jim replied kissing her.
"As much as I would love to stay up all night making out with you, I really need some sleep, I don't think I got over six hours the whole week we were at my parents." Aisha said as Jim finally parted his lips from hers.
"Me to, I think I've grown dependent on you beside me at night."
Aisha curled into her bed as Jim got in behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist. Jim kissed the back of her neck and Aisha soon found herself fighting to stay awake. It was amazing how safe and comfortable she felt with Jim next to her.
"Aisha, you still awake?" Jim whispered a few moments later.
"Yea, why?"
"I need to talk to you about something." He replied holding one of her hands.
"Ok, what?"
"I have never said I love you before."
Aisha thought about it a minute. It was true, Jim had said, "...I think I love you" that night when they first kissed but that was it. Its not like she needed him to say it though, she new he loved her, but decided to hear him out anyway.
"The reason being I don't think those three words can describe how I feel about you. Every night on your parents sofa I tried to remember the lyrics to an old song that sums up how I feel about you. The song goes:
~~:*:~~
I could stay awake just to hear you breathing.
Watch you smile while you are sleeping.
While your far away and dreaming.
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender.
I could stay lost in this moment, forever.
Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure.
Don't want to close my eyes, I don't want to fall asleep.
Cause I'd miss you baby, and I don't want to miss a thing.
Cause even when I dream of you, the sweetest dream will never do.
I'd still miss you baby, and I don't want to miss a thing.
~~:*:~~
Aisha, over the last week I decided I never wanted to be apart from you."
Aisha felt Jim's hand move and cold metal being slid onto one of her fingers.
"Will you marry me?"
Aisha's eyes watered as she gazed upon the diamond ring Jim had placed on her finger. She closed her eyes and rolled around in his arms meeting her lips with his own. The kiss must have lasted five minutes, only sparsely broken for gasps of air. Aisha looked into his eyes that still begged for her answer.
"Yes Jim."
... How you like dem apples? I probably have about 4 or 5 more chapters to go before I finish this thing up. For all of you who want Jim to go SSJ, I HAVE ALLREADY MADE UP MY MIND BUT I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU HAHAHAHA!!!! Remember, keep reviewing. As the writer I can still make Jim run off with Fred, Aisha commit suicide, Gene turn into an Idaho baking potato, Melphina turn into a one armed French prostitute, and Suzuka.... I can't think of what to do to Suzuka just yet BUT DON'T TEMPT ME, REVIEW!!
Meet the Parents
The next few months at Starwind and Hawking were quiet ones. The bounties made from Fred's list provided enough money for the crew to relax. Plus, it put them in good with the police of Heyfong regarding any future criminals. Aisha and Jim couldn't stand to be apart for more than an hour, much less sleep in different rooms. Both were glad Jim knew instant transmission, it helped when the two just wanted to get away for a while, or when Jim went into Aisha's room at night. Other than the fact that she was a cat-girl and he could blow up the planet without breaking a sweat, they were just like any normal couple. Gene, Melphina, and Suzuka were still in the dark about their relationship, and that's the way the two liked it. However, unbeknownst to Jim, their secret relationship wasn't so secret anymore.
*Uh oh, Jim's not going to be happy about this.* Aisha thought as she finished reading her mail.
"Suzuka, have you seen Jim?" She asked as she came down the stairs from her room. She already knew the answer but decided to ask anyway to keep suspicion low.
"I think I saw him in the garage working on his car."
"Ok." Aisha mumbled still looking at the letter in her hands and not noticing the small smile on Suzuka's face.
"Jim, are you in here?" Aisha called as she entered his garage.
"Yea, just a minute Aisha." Suddenly, Jim lifted the car up with one arm as he got out from under it and let it fall back down.
"Whacha want?" Jim said wiping the grease from his hands and pecking her on the cheek.
"You remember when we decided not to tell anyone about us?" Aisha said nervously twisting the letter in her hands.
"Yea, what about it?"
"Well, I accidentally told someone." *I hope he's not mad.*
"Who?" Jim said drying his hands.
"My parents. I wrote my mom a letter the night we first kissed telling her I had met someone. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I wrote it before we agreed to tell anyone."
"Aisha," Jim said walking up behind her wrapping his arms around her waist and laying his chin on her shoulder. "I don't care who you tell about us. In fact, if you want me to, I'll go upstairs right now and tell everyone. The only reason I suggested not telling the others was because Genes going to have a field day when we do tell him and I figured you would be more comfortable if we had been together for a while."
"You don't have to tell the others, I was just afraid you would be mad at me."
"Aisha, I don't think theirs anything you could do that would make me upset with you."
"Well, there is more."
"Well what is it?" Jim asked as he started to kiss up her neck.
Aisha spun around in Jim's arms and looked him in the face.
"My mom told my dad and he wants to meet you."
"WHAT!?!?!?" Jim yelled stepping back. He remembered hearing Aisha's stories about her father. Apparently he wasn't that thrilled with his little girl dating anyone that wasn't part of the Ctarl-Ctarl royal family. One story stood out in his mind. Apparently she brought home a human who was a classmate at the academy. Her father had thrown him out of the house, literally, from a second story window.
"Your Dad.... meet me??"
"Yea, you didn't think my mom would keep it a secret did you."
"But he hates humans."
"Jim, your not a human. You're a Saiyan, I'm sure he will be fine when he finds out your from a powerful race like that."
Jim's heart rate finally went back down. He still wasn't thrilled about meeting her father, but according to her, her mother and brother were fine.
"Ok, go pack your bags."
"Really!!"
"Yea, really. As soon as you're packed we'll leave."
She hugged him around the neck and sprinted up to her room to begin packing. Jim just threw one of the capsules Mr. PoPo gave him into a duffel bag with a few other items and threw on his duster. As he finished, Aisha burst into his room dropping two overstuffed suitcases that cracked the floor.
"What have you got in these things Aisha?" Jim said picking them up one in each hand.
"You know, a little of this a little of that. It takes a lot to look this good. Did you talk to Gene?"
"Yea, I told him a was dropping you off at your parents and then going on to Old Earth to visit Goken."
"You ready?" Aisha said as she kissed Jim and wrapped her arms under his.
"You bet." Jim said as she finally broke off for air.
"You two have a good trip."
"Ok we will.... HU!" Both Aisha and Jim said as they saw Suzuka standing in the doorway. Aisha quickly pushed away from Jim, and they both began to stammer for words.
"Suzuka... hehe.. how long have you been there?" Jim said finally making a legible sentence.
"Longer than you think, don't worry you two, I have no intention of telling Gene or Melphina. Just have a good time."
"How long have you known?" Aisha said walking back to Jim.
"Since I saw you two kissing in the training lot the night Jim got back." Suzuka smiled and left.
Aisha wrapped her arms back around Jim's waist. "Let's get out of here before anyone else stops bye."
*Ok,* Jim thought *now just picture your house so I can see it.*
In a flash of light, both of them were gone.
~~:*:~~
The two reappeared outside a two-story house surrounded by trees and waterfalls. Jim had to admit, the Ctarl-Ctarl sure knew how keep the entire planet covered with wildlife and forests. Aisha ran in the front door nearly taking it off the hinges.
"Mom! I'm here!!" She said screaming at the top of her lungs. Aisha's mom appeared running out of the kitchen and grabbing her daughter in a hug.
"OH Aisha I've missed you so much. Have you been eating enough, you look starved, come into the kitchen I've been cooking all morning."
Jim could see where Aisha got her looks; she and her mother looked more like sisters. In fact Aisha's mom was about her mirror image except she had light blond hair.
"Oh, and this must be Jim?" Aisha's mom said finally releasing her daughter.
"Its nice to meet you Mrs. Clan-Clan." Jim said extending his hand only to be tackled into a hug.
"I'm so glad Aisha has finally found a good man, and don't call me Mrs. Clan-Clan, I'm not that old, just call me Shasha."
"Ok, Mrs... uh Shasha."
"Kesh!! Come downstairs, your sisters here!!" Shasha yelled up as the two women walked into the kitchen both talking at the same time.
Jim sat the suitcases down and started following them into the kitchen when a blur shot down the stars and collided with him. Kesh bounced off Jim like a sack full of basketballs hitting a brick wall.
"You ok?" Jim said helping him to his feet.
"Yea, fine... Hey, you must be Aisha's boyfriend." The young Ctarl-Ctarl said dusting himself off.
"Yea, my names Jim." *Boyfriend, never really thought about it*
"Whoa, you're tall, and heavy, are you a human? Dad's going to have a hard time throwing you out the window. Did Aisha tell you about that, the last time she brought a human home? Oh yea, my names Kesh." Kesh had been talking so fast that Jim had to stammer a minute before he understood what he had said.
Jim took Kesh's outstretched hand and shook it. Kesh was about fourteen and looked surprisingly similar to Jim when he was eleven. He wore the male equivalent to Aisha's Ctarl-Ctarl uniform and had light blond hair like his mother's, along with the tanned Ctarl-Ctarl skin.
"Nice to meet you Kesh, my name's Jim. Yea Aisha did tell me about that, but I'm not all-human, I'm half Saiyan.
Kesh's eyes widened and he stepped back.
"Ohmygod, you're a Saiyan? We learned about the Saiyan's in school. They were warriors that could destroy worlds. I thought some guy named Freeza killed them all. I bet you can fight, can you teach me? Some kid called me a dork the other day and pushed me down, I wanted to beat him up but he is bigger than me and he doesn't have a neck and....."
"Woe woe woe, slow down Kesh. Why don't you say high to your sister before you pass out."
Kesh's eyes widened again.
"AISHA!!!" He screamed leaving Jim behind and running into the kitchen.
Jim chuckled to himself as he followed Kesh to the kitchen. *I hope all Ctarl-Ctarl kids aren't that hyper* Jim gulped as he stopped in his tracks *kids?*
Kesh ran to greet Aisha as she ruffled her hand through his hair.
"Kesh, you must of grown a foot since the last time I saw you."
"Mom says I'm growing like a weed. Are you Jim's girlfriend, he's tall. You think dad can get him out the window? Have you two kissed ye...."
"Kesh! Have you been eating chocolate again?" Shasha scolded as she looked up from the oven.
"Just a couple of pieces mom."
"I told you I don't like you eating chocolate, it makes you hyper."
Kesh sat down at the table and folded his hands in his lap. He knew if he didn't calm down mom would take his candy stash away, again.
"Jim, could you get this for me?" Shasha asked pointing to a container on top of the fridge.
"Sure." Jim said taking off his coat and hanging it on the back of a dining chair. As he was reaching for it Shasha stepped back over towards Aisha.
"He certainly does have a nice butt." Shasha whispered.
"Mom!!" Aisha replied through clinched teeth.
"What, he does." Shasha giggled as she walked over to Jim and took the container. "Thanks Jim, why don't you two set the table, Dalthan should be home any minute."
Jim flinched at the mention of Aisha's dad. As the two were setting the table Aisha shot Jim a concerned look.
"What's the matter Jim?"
"Nothing, I was just thinking."
"Don't worry, Daddy's going to like you fine."
"I hope so," Jim stood tall with one hand tucked under his chest plate as he started his best Napoleon impression. "Otherwise I will have to use my Saiyan powers to conquer this planet and make you my queen."
"You big dummy." Aisha said as she wrapped her arms around his neck and pecked him on the lips. Upon witnessing the kiss, Kesh stuck his finger in his mouth and made gagging noises.
As soon as the four had finished setting the table they heard the door close. Unable to keep control of his caffeine high, Kesh leapt from his seat.
"DADS HOME!!" He yelled as he went to greet his father.
"What's up sport, is Aisha here yet?"
"Yea she's here with her boyfriend, they are in the kitchen. Guess what he's a Saiyan.
"Really?" Dalthan asked. Shasha had already told him, and it was actually the reason he had wanted to meet Jim. Dalthan knew his little Aisha was getting too old for him to be approving who she dated, but a Saiyan? The Ctarl-Ctarl and Saiyans had never really gotten along. As a matter of fact, Frieza had sent a Saiyan child in hopes of destroying the entire Ctarl-Ctarl race. Fortunately, the royal guards were able to find and kill the child before the first full moon.
Dalthan sent Kesh back into the kitchen as Aisha came to the front door and gave her father a hug.
"Aisha, I think you've gotten prettier since the last time I saw you." Dalthan said releasing his daughter.
"You look great too dad, I don't see that many new gray hairs."
"No more than you have." He replied holding her hair ring up.
"Dad, I want you to be nice to Jim. I've known him for a long time, and above everything else he is my best friend."
Dalthan was touched by Aisha's words. Maybe it was the fact that she had grown up, or maybe it was because she was really in love, but Dalthan saw in her eyes that she was completely serious.
"I'm sure that if he is good enough for you, he will surpass my standards."
Jim was helping Shasha with the meal when Aisha reentered with Dalthan.
"Jim this is my dad, Dad, this is Jim."
Dalthan stood about 6'2. He had on a different form of the Ctarl-Ctarl uniform, which was reserved for high members of government. What Jim noticed first was his platinum white hair which grew down into a short cut beard.
Dalthan eyed Jim for a while as well. His appearance was good. He was handsome enough for his Aisha, and was clean cut. The only thing that bothered him was the battle suite Jim wore. He had seen too much Ctarl-Ctarl blood stained on suits just like that one.
"Its nice to meet you Mr. Clan-Clan." Jim said extending his hand.
Dalthan took it and made sure the handshake was firm. Jim could feel Dalthan bearing down on his hand but decided not to out squeeze him, instead he just matched his handshake.
The meal was rather uneventful. Most of the talk was either about the adventures on the Outlaw Star with Gene, or about daily life at the Clan-Clan household.
Aisha lay in her bed later that night. She wished her father wasn't so strict. She looked around her room at the frilly dolls and stuffed animals that had been there since she was a child. It was almost embarrassing; a full grown adult that was still being treated like a kid. She tightened up her hug on the pillow next to her trying to picture Jim. And look at her now, the proud Ctarl-Ctarl warrior at two in the morning, in a child's bedroom, unable to sleep without the comfort of her crush next to her.
*Why does he have to sleep on that damn sofa anyway? Its not like we are going to do anything with my parents next door.* Aisha thought as she turned over once again.
"Besides, Jim's a hopeless romantic, I doubt out first times going to be in my parents house surrounded by stuffed animals." Aisha mumbled before letting out a yawn and finally allowing sleep to overtake her.
~~:*:~~
(Several Days Later.)
Jim and Dalthan walked for what seemed like miles into the wilderness. They finally emerged from the forest overlooking several mountains and a deep cavern. Finally Dalthan decided to tell Jim what was on his mind.
"Jim, the real reason I brought you out here is to talk, away from Aisha and her mother."
Jim had figured as much. He had been surprised when Dalthan had asked him to go fishing that morning, considering it was the only complete sentence he had said to him the whole trip. Dalthan leaned against a tree and seemed very deep in thought.
"I have never liked humans. They are a week, sniveling, species who seem to infest planets like rats. They rely too heavily on technology and use it whenever they can even for mundane tasks, which could be done better with a little physical exertion. However, as a species they take the sanctity of human life very seriously. Saiyans on the other hand, are an honorable, bloodthirsty warrior race who take great pride and give much respect to battles and fighting. Most of the time to the point of rejecting technology for brute strength, and taking a person's life for granted. You are half Saiyan and half human, I want to know which instincts you favor."
Jim pondered at his question as he sat the fishing gear down.
"Mr. Clan-Clan, I have three things to tell you. First, I know of the bad blood between the Saiyan's and the Ctarl-Ctarl, and nothing that I can say or do will ever mend that. But I also know that the entire Saiyan race got what they deserved. They were enslaved, their home planet destroyed, and all but a handful murdered by Frieza. Second, humans are a week parasite like race, which do heavily rely on technology. But humans have to rely on technology. They lack the physical strength to hold a candle to the Ctarl-Ctarl or Saiyans so they used their minds to overcome that handicap.
"And third?" Dalthan asked growing impatient.
Jim said nothing. Only raised his right arm and shot a ki blast into a nearby mountain incinerating it into a desert.
"Any Saiyan could have destroyed that mountain. But no one, human, Ctarl-Ctarl or Saiyan can bring it back."
Dalthan smiled, that was the answer he wanted.
~~:*:~~
The next night, Jim looked at his feet dangling off the end of the sofa.
*One more night of this.*
Like Aisha, Jim hadn't gotten more that a few hours sleep each night of their stay. He knew he could just teleport up to Aisha's room if he wanted to but the last thing he needed was to get caught by Dalthan especially now that he had seemingly accepted him. Jim was about to resort to counting sheep when he heard something coming from the stairway.
Kesh slowly made his way down the stairs, avoiding the third step from the bottom, it always creaked. He knew Jim was on the sofa but judging from his snoring the night before, he was a sound sleeper. He peaked around the doorway into the living room and saw Jim asleep.
*Good, now all I gotta do is get out the door.*
Kesh inched towards the doorway and slid outside.
"Where you going Kesh?"
Kesh would have screamed if he hadn't been under his parents' window.
"W.. whose there."
"Just me, up here."
Kesh looked up and found Jim sitting on a tree branch.
"How did you.... I mean.... You were just on the couch?"
"I have my ways, but you had better quiet down, if you dad catches us out here he will skin you alive and throw me out of the house." Jim said floating down from his perch.
Kesh and Jim walked down the street a block or two before resuming their conversation. Kesh was actually quite smart and well mannered when he wasn't riding caffeine high.
"I have to meet this guy in the park at midnight."
"Why?"
"To fight him." Kesh said nervously.
"Oh, why do you have to fight?"
"It's the same guy that pushed me down and called me a dork, that's not so bad but he did it in front of this girl I like. So instead of letting it go I hit him in the back of the head with a bowl of Jell-O. The lunchroom attendant started walking over and he told me the meet him at the park Saturday night to settle it."
"I see, and you don't want to look like a wuss come Monday."
"Exactly, dad would tell me to talk it out and not fight but this guy is about as smart as a dust-buster."
"Do you think you have a chance?"
"A small one, like I said, he's pretty stupid but he hangs around with three other guys that are even bigger than him and I'm afraid if I start winning they will jump in."
"You said they're all bigger than you right."
Kesh nodded.
"And stupid?"
Kesh nodded again.
"For one thing, I don't care how much bigger he is than you, if you hit him in the side of the leg at the knee he will fall like a rock. If he is stupid and has a temper just say stuff to piss him off, that way he will lose his cool and start making mistakes. Then just dodge him and let him wear himself down until he is too out of breath to block you and let him have it."
Kesh couldn't believe it, he was actually getting fighting pointers, from a Saiyan no less.
"Where did you learn all that?"
"Well, you sister taught me the part about pissing off the stupid person with a temper." Jim said with a smile.
"Really, Aisha, go figure. But what about his friends?"
"Don't worry, ill make sure they don't interfere."
"You mean your coming with me?"
"Yea, I'll be your backup."
"Wow, thanks Jim."
"Kesh, one more thing."
"What?"
"What flavor Jell-O?"
~~:*:~~
Kesh and Jim reached the park after a few more blocks of walking. As they neared the fellow-ball court, which looked like the Ctarl-Ctarl equivalent of basketball, Jim could make out four figures setting around a picnic table with a small crowd standing nearby. When they finally reached them, the smallest of the four stood up.
"Well dork, I didn't think you were going to show up. Whose that with you, didn't think you were that stupid, bringing a human to back you up." The rest of his group snickered at his comment.
"Don't call me a dork nimrod, and he's not a human he's a Sa..." Kesh's words were stopped short by Jim's hand over his mouth.
"I think what my friend was trying to say is, you talk pretty big for someone with blue Jell-O in his fuzzy little ears." The bully fumed at Jim's comment as sparse chuckling was heard in the small crowd that gathered to watch the fight. Jim pulled Kesh over to the side as the bully took off his coat.
"You scared?"
"Yea I'm scared, I'm going to get the hell beaten out of me and April is going to see it all."
Jim looked over his shoulder at the girl Kesh was indicating. Jim caught the tail end of a glance at Kesh as the young Ctarl-Ctarl turned back to her friends.
"Listen Kesh, I'm willing to bet that everyone in that crowd hates this guy as much as you do. Its not going to matter if you loose, you're already their hero for just standing up to him."
"But he is going to break every bone in my body." Kesh was shaking so badly that he nearly stuttered his words.
"When you step out their, your adrenaline will get so high you wont feel any pain."
"But what about her?"
"Kesh, I doubt she is going to run into your arms after the fight. But I think she will like you just for standing up to him, win or lose."
Kesh decided it was now or never and started walking towards the bully.
"Remember: bleeding stops, broken bones heal, and chicks dig scars." Jim whispered as Kesh passed him by.
~~:*:~~
"uuugh." Kesh mumbled as his eyes focused on the light pole above him.
"Kesh Kesh, are you there Kesh."
"ugh, Jim? What happened?"
"Good, the Sensu bean must be kicking in." Jim said as Kesh sat up.
"Sensu bean?"
"Never mind, Well you pretty much got the hell beaten out of you like you said."
*Oh Great* Kesh thought laying back down.
"Well, don't you want to know what happened?" Jim asked with a smile.
"Yea, I guess. How bad was it?" Kesh said covering his eyes with his arm.
"Oh, it wasn't that bad Kesh." Kesh's eyes snapped open to find April smiling down at him.
"Well, I think I am going to go stand over there for a while." Jim said getting to his feet and walking away to give Kesh some privacy.
"Well, do you want to know what happened or don't you?" April asked.
"Um, yea, what did happen?" Kesh managed to say after a few more moments. He was hoping April thought he had a concussion or something instead of being too nervous to talk to her.
"Well, you started off fine. You ran circles around him for a while calling him names and stuff which really got him ticked. Then you kicked him in the knee and punched him in the nose. I think you broke it because it started bleeding."
"Wow, really? Then what happened." Kesh asked feeling more at ease talking to her.
"Things got pretty bad."
"How bad?"
"He picked you up by your shirt and hit you in the head until you passed out bad." April said giggling.
"Ha ha ha," Kesh said mockingly. "..then what."
"Well, we had to stop your friend from getting into the fight."
"Jim? What do you mean?" *Why did they have to stop him. He could beat up everyone out there.*
"Come on Kesh, he's just a human. He may be an adult, but even a 14yr old Ctarl-Ctarl can kick a humans butt. We went out there before you friend could get to you and stood up to him. It was great Kesh, you should have seen the look on his face when the entire crowd told him to stop it. He and his friends backed down and ran away like they had seen a ghost."
Kesh was finally able to stand when April finished her story. He wanted to talk to her more but had gotten to nervous again. It seem like every time he got the courage to say something her green eyes made it disappear.
"Well, I guess I had better get back home." Kesh said broken hearted.
"Kesh, you don't have to be nervous around me."
"What?" Kesh asked turning back around.
"Well," April replied twisting her hands and looking just as nervous as Kesh. "While you friend was giving you that pill or whatever, he kinda told me that you liked me but were too nervous to say anything."
*Jim, you son of a...*
"I just want you to know, that I like you to." April blurted out pecking Kesh on the cheek and running off with the rest of the group.
Kesh stood there a moment more, closed his eyes and promptly fainted.
Kesh awoke a second time to find Jim snapping his fingers in his face.
"I'm awake I'm awake!" Kesh standing up. "I can't believe you told her I liked her Jim?!?!"
"Are you sorry I did? Cause I can always catch up to her and tell her I thought she was somebody else?" Jim said jokingly, however Kesh didn't see the humor. Instead he grabbed Jim's collar and pulled him down to his face with surprising strength.
"If you do, I swear ill..."
"Geese Kesh I was only Joking." Jim pleaded.
On the walk home Kesh got over the fact that Jim had told her he liked her. Instead he was trying to get all the advice from Jim on how to keep his new girlfriend happy.
"Jim, this is great," Kesh said as they neared the house. "How can I ever repay you?"
"Well," Jim thought for a minute. "Are their any Ctarl-Ctarl jewelry stores around here that are open in the morning?"
~~:*:~~
The next afternoon the couple exchanged good-byes with Aisha's family. Dalthan gave Jim another bone-crushing handshake and told him to take care of his little girl while Shasha was giving Aisha advice mostly consisting of (don't let this one get away).
After the two had telaproted back home, Dalthan looked at Kesh.
"Kesh when did you get that little scar under your right eye?"
"Oh this," Kesh stammered feeling the cut that the Sensu bean had healed. "Must of cut myself shaving, got to go!" He yelled running back into the house.
Jim and Aisha appeared outside Starwind and Hawking in a flash. The couple walked inside and exchanged hellos with the other three members of the crew and went to their separate bedrooms indicating that they were tired from their trips. No sooner than Aisha shut her door than Jim appeared, this time with his arms already around her.
"Your getting good with that transmission thing aren't you?"
"I was just motivated."
"By what?" Aisha asked cocking up one eyebrow.
"This." Jim replied kissing her.
"As much as I would love to stay up all night making out with you, I really need some sleep, I don't think I got over six hours the whole week we were at my parents." Aisha said as Jim finally parted his lips from hers.
"Me to, I think I've grown dependent on you beside me at night."
Aisha curled into her bed as Jim got in behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist. Jim kissed the back of her neck and Aisha soon found herself fighting to stay awake. It was amazing how safe and comfortable she felt with Jim next to her.
"Aisha, you still awake?" Jim whispered a few moments later.
"Yea, why?"
"I need to talk to you about something." He replied holding one of her hands.
"Ok, what?"
"I have never said I love you before."
Aisha thought about it a minute. It was true, Jim had said, "...I think I love you" that night when they first kissed but that was it. Its not like she needed him to say it though, she new he loved her, but decided to hear him out anyway.
"The reason being I don't think those three words can describe how I feel about you. Every night on your parents sofa I tried to remember the lyrics to an old song that sums up how I feel about you. The song goes:
~~:*:~~
I could stay awake just to hear you breathing.
Watch you smile while you are sleeping.
While your far away and dreaming.
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender.
I could stay lost in this moment, forever.
Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure.
Don't want to close my eyes, I don't want to fall asleep.
Cause I'd miss you baby, and I don't want to miss a thing.
Cause even when I dream of you, the sweetest dream will never do.
I'd still miss you baby, and I don't want to miss a thing.
~~:*:~~
Aisha, over the last week I decided I never wanted to be apart from you."
Aisha felt Jim's hand move and cold metal being slid onto one of her fingers.
"Will you marry me?"
Aisha's eyes watered as she gazed upon the diamond ring Jim had placed on her finger. She closed her eyes and rolled around in his arms meeting her lips with his own. The kiss must have lasted five minutes, only sparsely broken for gasps of air. Aisha looked into his eyes that still begged for her answer.
"Yes Jim."
... How you like dem apples? I probably have about 4 or 5 more chapters to go before I finish this thing up. For all of you who want Jim to go SSJ, I HAVE ALLREADY MADE UP MY MIND BUT I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU HAHAHAHA!!!! Remember, keep reviewing. As the writer I can still make Jim run off with Fred, Aisha commit suicide, Gene turn into an Idaho baking potato, Melphina turn into a one armed French prostitute, and Suzuka.... I can't think of what to do to Suzuka just yet BUT DON'T TEMPT ME, REVIEW!!