Title: Two Guys, A Girl, and the Saiyan
Race
Author: Trunks_Girl
Chapter: 3, In the court
Rating: PG
Author's notes: I loved this
writing this chapter! I thought it was really funny! I hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I claim no
rights to Dragon Ball Z. I am writing this for non-profit so please don't sue
me.
Vegeta walked into the palace with Vegs by his side, not in front,
not behind, beside. He walked up to his father and Vegs bowed. The whole court
was silent as they eyed over Vegs and her uniform. A woman?! To battle? Or had
the Prince chosen a mate and wanted them to look alike? And the uniform was
missing the shoulders…and so was the Prince's!!
King Vegeta stood up. "Who is this?!!" He bellowed. Vegeta was
scared of his dad. Very scared. But Vegs stood up and bowed to him one more
time and took Vegeta's hand and gave it a quick squeeze and dropped it, just
for courage for him. Hopefully no one saw that. They thought together.
Vegs finally spoke, "I am Vegs, a nobody really, but even proved
to Prince Vegeta that am I have the potential of a great fighter," The
whole court burst out laughing. "You want proof?!" she yelled crossly. Suddenly
there was a great flash and a loud slapping noise was made. In about one and a
half seconds everyone – except King Vegeta and Prince Vegeta had a big red
handprint on their cheek. Now they weren't laughing.
Vegeta grabbed her by her arm. "What the hell are you doing woman?
You want to make a good impression not beat everyone up so they hate you!!
I got you this far and your gonna get me in shit and yourself killed!"
King Vegeta waltzed down
the steps and calmly removed Vegeta's hand from Vegs arm. "Never touch a female
unless she's your mate!" he hissed in his ear and then loudly, "Brat, did you
help her to get this far? Did you train her behind my back?"
Vegeta was shocked. "No father, never! She came to me. In fact,
she got into my room and took something from my cupboard before I even noticed
she was there. Then she explained all she wanted was to battle. I didn't
believe her till I called my guards, four or your strongest father, almost dead
sitting as a present at my door!"
King Vegeta looked Vegeta and Vegs up and down. "What's with the
uniforms? They're is missing things and hers is, is, is PINK!"
"Her idea. She noted that without the blades it gives you more
mobility and more speed because they're less heavy. Oh, and as for the pink,
she said she wanted to be a warrior and that why she came to my room in the
first place. She wanted a suit. I went with her to get one. Not to mention she
managed to win over five males an average of 600-power level. {I'm guessing 600
is high at the time because when Vegeta first came to Earth everyone was
awe-struck by Goku having a power level of 5,000} Then when the man who was selling her the scouter – which
I said she could get – gave her shit she beat him to a pulp, with fists and
words," Everyone was impressed. Vegs gave him a look. He must off been
watching me to see how I dealt with him! Dam him! King Vegeta poked Vegs in
the chest and she grabbed his finger almost ready to break it, and then with a
lot of restraint put it down.
"Please don't provoke me," she demanded, but politely, almost a
request. "You're the king and I am not ment to hurt you," The court started to
laugh but she raised he hand ready to start slapping so they shut up.
King Vegeta smiled. "So now I see you have won over my court too.
I wasn't meaning to provoke you, I was just seeing what my people thought of
you,"
Vegs smirked. "They're scared of a widdle boo-boo on their face,
that's all,"
King Vegeta frowned. She just made a point. They were scared of
her. "Is that true my people, are you scared a girl is more powerful
than you?" Everyone looked at the young female who had shamed them.
She shrugged. "That's kinda mean putting it that way your
highness," she tempted. Loud gasps where heard all across the court. A newcomer
had just challenged the king!
He frowned. "Then how should I have put it?" he demanded. He was
getting kind off shitty with her.
"Hmm. More like, are you afraid of someone who is stronger and
faster than you? And then in every right they could be, but just not showing it
your highness. Saying this, if I were male and I had challenged the courts and
you would you have not had me blown up? Would you have had me tortured? I
believe in every aspect you would. I believe that a simple thing such as my
gender has changed my fate in every way. When I came to your son, I was trying
to pass myself off as a male. Simply because I want to be treated as he would,
no some lower class, only good for breeding simpleton," When she finished her
little speech the king was trying ever so hard not to show emotion. He was
impressed. Very impressed. A fem- no, a warrior to be won his son over,
had a small group of men over, then his court and then him. He opened
his mouth as if to say something then shut it. He turned around and signalled
for Vegeta to follow him. "We'll be back in a minute er – name?"
"The names Vegeta" Everyone in the court fell over in classic
anime style.
"Good Kami!" cried King Vegeta. "Now there are three of them! And
what kind of moron would name a girl Vegeta?!"
"Hey! My mother named me that you pin-dick!" Vegs screamed, taking
it straight to offence, then in one swift move scratched the king across the
face, cutting deep into it with her long nails. There was no noise. Even the
wind seemed to stop and her hand was removed from his face. She inspected her
nails finding huge chucks of flesh under them. "Oh…shit!" she squeaked. The
king tried to punch her but he was way to slow.
"You wanted to be treated like a guy? Fight like a guy!"
"Is that a challenge?" she asked.
"Sure is!"
"You'd better be worth my time!"
"Your time?! I'm the King!"
"Like I care. Right now you're my warm up buddy, I'd rather fight
Vegeta Jnr. [courts are gasping cause she didn't use the name Prince
Vegeta] I can tell from his Ki, not the scouter one day he'll be a Super
Saiyan,"
The King stopped for a second. "He'll be a what?"
"A yellow headed, big mouthed, pride ridden jerk with an ego the
size of the moon! Now lets dance!" she crowed, starting off by punched the king
hard in the stomach.
"Oooh! Your gonna pay for that bitch!"
"Is cheque okay?" In about three second the king was splattered on
the ground. She was too fast.
"Poor guy," Vegs said floating down. "And all cause he insulted my
mummy," She run up to the king and sat down beside him and cradled him in her
arms. The court was getting kind of pissed off. One second she was a cold hard
stone, the next she was a gentle petal. She rocked him back and forth. "Oh I am
ever so sorry, it's just, I can get so pissed off sometimes ya know?" Vegeta
ran up to Vegs and grabbed her by the hair, so naturally she bit him on the
leg. He hopped around on one leg while the courts laughed at him.
The king groaned and woke up. "Did I win?" he asked meekly. Vegs
dropped him told the whole court to shut up. Vegs looked at the king and then
looked at the court. "It's all a matter of pride," she said sadly and then cut
her throat with her nail. The whole court gasped. The King got up groggily and
walked over to Vegs. "I guess I did,"
Vegeta ran over to Vegs. "You stupid nitwit! It's not going to
affect his pride that much losing to you!" Vegeta screamed at Vegs, who
was slowly dieing.
"Huh?" asked King Vegeta. "But I won!"
"Father you did not! She beat you to a pulp and as you woke up she
cut her throat so as not to hurt your pride,"
King Vegeta almost fell over. "But…but…that's just plain stupid!"
"Duh, but if what would of happened to her if you awoke to find a
girl ad beaten you within an inch of your life and then she held you till you
were better?" Vegeta was kinda sad his father was rocked in her caring arms and
not him. King Vegeta tried to hide his emotions by spiting and walked away.
"Father, you're avoiding the question,"
"So what if I am?"
"You would of tried to kill her right? She knew it so she chose to
kill herself! Your such an inconsiderate asshole!"
"She hit me!"
"And it was a good hit too!"
"Shut up!"
"No! And you started it for saying her name was stupid on her! So
fucking what if our name sits on a female?! She's stronger than you, in brain a
capably too! Not just physically! It's good two of the three names holds power
– and your not one of them!" His father cut off Vegeta with a blow to the head.
Vegeta went skidding across the room and stopped just by Vegs' body. As he hit
her body he heard a loud gasp and Vegs sat up blood running down her neck. She
was alive. She rubbed her neck and blood kept falling. She said something and
touched her neck. The wound healed itself exceeding quickly. Everyone started
gasping. How did she do that?
King Vegeta ran up to her
and picked her up by her shoulders. "I don't like you, but your intriguing…" he
started. "I have to talk to my son. You can have fun with the rest of the guys
in here. And remember men, she wants to be treaded like a male, don't hold back
now,"
Vegs smirked. "I don't want them to," she watched as they left the
room. "So?" she asked. "Who's first?"