Title: Two Guys, A Girl, and the Saiyan
Race
Author: Trunks_Girl
Chapter: 6, Freeza's No
Match
Rating: PG
Author's notes: Oooh! If you
liked the last chapter you should love this! Zarbon really hates monkeys…
Disclaimer: I claim no rights
to Dragon Ball Z. I am writing this for non-profit so please don't sue me.
Vegs ran down the corridors holding Vegeta's hand because he was
too slow. "Slow down woman!" he screamed at her.
"Well I'm sorry you're too slow, I wanna go blow something up!"
"Dear Kami-Sama," he screamed at her. "I don't wanna be around you
when you get PMS!"
Vegs busted though the doors, letting go of Vegeta's hand as she
did so, and then ran to the king's pathway {you no what I mean, the long thing
in front of the throne?} ran about half way did a jump landed on one knee and
the other on the ground {like she was kneeling} and skidded to a halt in front
of the king and bowed her head so she was kneeing to him. He raised an eyebrow,
obviously impressed. A few people started to clap until it was a thundering
applause. King Vegeta almost smiled. "How original," he muttered.
"Wow? Really? I was just happy to see you majesty, I wasn't trying
to show off…"
"I'm sure," he dripped with sarcasm.
"Oh, that's good. Nah, really I just wanted you to be happy with
me cause I wanna go blow up a few primitive planets!" she hollered pumping a
fist in the air.
"Vegs, you really are a one of a kind!"
"Wicked cool…that was a complement was it not?"
The King nodded. "That's why I want you to meet someone really
important,"
"Really? I'm meeting an important person?" she jumped up and bowed
rushed up to the king and gave him a bear hug.
"Ahhh! Get her off! She'll kill me! Ahhh!" A few people snickered.
Then a loud laugh was heard over everyone.
Freeza stepped forwards. "You say this is the one who killed
nearly your whole court won over you your son and beat up four of your
strongest? Hard to believe. Especially because she is female," Vegs tail
flicked back and fourth madly. Suddenly she stepped back. She whispered
something in the king's ear and his eyes grew wide with shock. She nodded.
"Well, well, well. Are we keeping secrets from dear Freeza?"
Freeza cooed.
"No Freeza. I was just was kinda pissed you insulted me like that
ya know,"
Freeza smiled. "You little one, should watch your tongue!" He spat
at her.
Vegs pulled a face. "If you want me too," she poked out her tongue
and looked cross-eyed so she could see it. "Now what? It hurts my head going cross-eyed!"
she stopped and rubbed her eyes.
Freeza burst out a laugh. "She's not too bad. She has a sense of
humour. I like the was she's dressed too, very original, why do I get the
feeling everything about her is?"
"Cause I'm the one! The one! ME! ME! ME!" She did a little dance
as she said that. Freeza laughed and turned to the king. Out of no-where Vegs
called to him "Hey Freeza! You got a cute tail!" Freeza went very red. She
walked over to him and gave him a peck on each cheek. Freeza went even redder.
And the thing was, he didn't want to yell at her or get mad at her. Like if he
hurt her feelings she'd break into a million parts. The king shoved her off.
"Okay little miss, you've done enough flirting for one day,"
"Awww! But I wanna go blow up a planet!" she whined.
Freeza chuckled. "I like her a lot, she reminds me of me,"
"Really? I do! Thanks!" She ran up and squished Freeza with a big
hug.
"Let…go! Please! Freeza…can't…breath!" She let go of Freeza and he
started panting for air. Zarbon came up ready to blow her up. She got in a
defence crouch ready to smack him around. "Zarbon, it's alright," he told his
bodyguard.
"Awww! Freeza! Can't I just play with him a little bit? I can show
you how strong I really am?" she clamped her hands together in a begging motion
and her eyes started t get watery.
"Oh! All right. Zarbon remember she's a fe-"
"Please don't say that Freeza, it's very degrading. I don't care
how he treats me – in battle,"
"Your life," Freeza answered. "Even if it will be short,"
"Hey, I'd rather be a shooting star, bright and fast and opposed
to a moon which will stay there forever, but ever so boring,"
"Nice thought," Freeza commented.
"Now Zarbon lets dance!"
The King laughed. "Do you always say that before a battle?"
"Yep!" she called then BAM! Sucker punched Zarbon in his pretty
face.
"Aw! Is that the best you got?"
"Hell no!" There were a few seen movements as she slashed him with
her nails.
"Heh," laughed Freeza. "She fights like a school girl,"
"No, she's toying with him,"
"What?" asked a concerned Freeza.
"She dose the same with everyone. In sparring sessions she hates
hurting them or something. When she fought me she one and because she thought
it'd hurt me she slit her own neck,"
"She did? Then how is she here now?"
"She healed herself,"
"She did what?"
"I don't know either, she is beyond weird, she changes from snob,
to a baby, to a jumping bean," as he finished saying that they cried a loud
cry. Vegs was bawling her eyes out. "Lemme! *Sob sob* go!" The wailing
continued. Zarbon had her arm twisted her arm around her back almost ready to
break it.
"This your great warrior?" Freeza laughed.
"Watch," the king replied. Zarbon suddenly let go of the crying
child and she smiled.
"Weakling! I said treat me as a male!" she yelled then kicked and
punched and bit him then in one loud smack hurtled him to the ground and he was
falling to the ground she grabbed him before he hit.
"Zarbon!!!" an enraged Freeza screamed. "Why did you let go? You
would of won!"
"Well, not really, I just was boasting how a simple thing such as
gender altered his judgement…"
Freeza smiled. "You're a clever one. I want you to go on a special
assignment. I'll plan it with the king now,"
"One second," she begged. She kissed Zarbon and slowly all his cut
and bruises faded away. He stood up and wiped his mouth. "Yuck! Kissed by a
monkey!"
"Come on, admit it, you liked it," She laughed.
Freeza wasn't happy with her display. She was too unpredictable.
Too unstable. But somehow it intrigued him. "You're an interesting specimen,"
Freeza babbled. "You fling around your ways to get what you want,"
She winked. "You bet baby! Anyway I'll go so you two can chat.
Kisses and Huggins!" She then dashed from the room. Freeza watched her leave. The
way she got what she wanted. I'm missing something. No-one could get away from
Zarbon like that. How does she do it?