Crocodile Tears

Title: Two Guys, A Girl, and the Saiyan Race

Author: Trunks_Girl

Chapter: 8, Crocodile Tears

Rating: PG

Author's notes: *Sniff* Poor Vegs. Freeza is so mean…

Disclaimer: I claim no rights to Dragon Ball Z. I am writing this for non-profit so please don't sue me.

Vegeta's intercom beeped. "What?!" he roared. "Oh my Kami-Sama father! I am sorry. I was just busy! Hey! Get your hand away from there! I didn't give you permission to touch it! Don't touch that! Oh, sorry father, Vegs is teaching me this game called Chess and she's trying to move the pieces with out me seeing. It's quite interesting. Oh? Oh really? Vegs will be very impressed. What? 300? Is that safe for he first mission? Lord Freeza? No kidding. Well okay then."

"What?"

"Well, you got your first mission,"

"Really? Against who?"

"Just some smelly planet called Oroya. But Lord Freeza has chosen it because the plant has the gravity of 300, meaning it's 150 over what you're used to…"

"So? More fun for me…hey! Dose that mean I'm going alone?"

"Well, father said I have to look after you but I'm not sure. Lord Freeza said you. I'm not sure about fathers ruling,"

"Lets ask,"

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"Freeza are you joking?"

"Quite the opposite,"

"But! But! You can't!"
"I want her to go alone!"

"But why?"

"Because I want to see how good she is on her own!"

"But she is to risky, she's blow up the dam planet!"

"I don't care! Send her alone!"

The king sighed. "If that how you want it,"

"I do," then Freeza and Zarbon walked off. As they were leaving the king heard a conversation.

"Hi Freeza babe! Zarbon! Still feeling sick from getting your first kiss?"

"Shut up monkey!" he snapped at her, not telling her that it was his first.

"Touchy, touchy! Caio dudes!" Vegs started walking in when she heard a skidding.

"VEGETA!!" Vegeta screamed at her. She whirled around, hearing her full first name in a long time.

"Hey dude!"

He rolled his eyes. "Stop leaving me behind! Your too bloody fast!"
"Well the last time I got a hold of your hand –" he put his hand over her mouth so no-one knew he needed help from her.

Freeza looked at Vegeta. "Why are you following her around? She has to go to her mission,"

"Awww! Freeza! Dose that mean I have to go alone?"

"Yes,"

"Then I won't do it!" she raged.

"Do you realize who you are saying no to?"
"A big meanie!"
"Look little miss I could have you killed!"

"I-I-I wanna go with Vegeta!" she wailed tears running down her face.

Freeza put a hand on her shoulder to calm her down and she slapped it of then ran down the corridors tears aligning her face. "Good Kami-Sama," said Freeza. "I didn't realize you wanted him that much!"

Vegeta gave Freeza a dirty look and ran down the halls after Vegs. "Vegs!" he called. "Please! Come back!" Soon Freeza and Zarbon were in the chase. Freeza felt something he hadn't felt in a long time. He felt sad. Why am I looking for her? You know why! Imaging getting her power! You would be able to manipulate everyone! After a while they found her outside with big puffy eyes and her face streaked with tears. "Vegeta!" she whimpered. "Wh-wheres my Vegeta?" she threw herself on the ground pounding the ground with her little fists, like it was all the grounds fault her Vegeta wasn't there. Freeza saw her first and walked up to her. "I hate you!" she screamed at him. "I want MY Vegeta! Where did you put him? I want him back nowwwwwwwwwwwwww!" she howled. "Give him back!" Freeza looked at the blubbering mess under him. Her hair was a mess and her bright happy face was pale and sad. She pointed a finger at Freeza. "YOU to him from me! Give him back!" Freeza stood there not quite knowing what to do. Finally after his ears got sore from her babbling he called on Vegeta. The second Vegs saw Vegeta her tears were instantly stopped, her face was happy and bubbly and the tear steaks were gone like that. She ran over to Vegs threw her arms around him like he'd been gone for years and then showered him with kisses. Vegeta's face went white. "Free-Freeza? Uh, I think I like her better crying," Zarbon nodded in agreement. Suddenly she felt heavy in Vegeta's arms and he saw she was asleep. Freeza gave her a funny look. She is unstable. Her emotions, her acts she's a 4 year old in an adult's body… Finally Freeza looked up. "Take her to her quarters, and if this act is how she acts without you I guess you can go along,"

Vegeta tried to hide his emotions. "I never wanted to go but she babbled like a moron till I agreed!"

Zarbon pulled a face. "I'm sure,"

Vegeta did something very Vegs like. He pulled a face and said, "Good, at least you believe me," then carried her to his quartes. As he put her on his bed she opened on eye and giggled. "Did they fall for it?" Vegeta gasped. She'd been faking! "Woman, you're a one of a kind," She smiled then in a flash disappeared to her quartes.