Kidnapping

Title: Two Guys, A Girl, and the Saiyan Race

Author: Trunks_Girl

Chapter: 12, Kidnapping

Rating: PG

Author's notes: I think I made Vegeta a little too smart in this chapter but who gives a damn right?

Disclaimer: I claim no rights to Dragon Ball Z. I am writing this for non-profit so please don't sue me.

"Heres what you will do Zarbon, get that silly female and bring her here. Under NO circumstances will that no good monkey prince come with her! Am I quite clear?"

"Yes sire. I'm on my way,"

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"Well," smiled Vegs. "That's more fun than making a race extinct," she said dusting off her hands.

Vegeta tapped her shoulder. "Uh, Vegs, that exactly what we just did…"

Vegs clipped him across the back of the head. "Duh!" she yelled. "Come on,"

"Oh shit! Vegs! I didn't get a new ship!"

"Vegeta! You're such an ass! Come on, I'll share mine," she told him, pulling him along by his hand.

"Share? Hell no! Not with a psychopath like you!"

"Come on, we'll both be asleep, what will I do? Rape you?"

Vegeta rolled his eyes. "Yeah, I am the sexy prince of all Sayain's,"

"Get a life Vegeta, get a life,' they jumped in the pod and they were quite squished. "Shove over Vegeta! This is my pod, therefore I should get the most room!"

"Yeah! Well I am the Prince of all Saiyan's! Therefore I should get more room!"

"You were stupid enough to blow up your pod!"

"Yeah well,"

"Ha! Scarred for life," she scoffed victoriously.

"Bitch…" he mumbled before they feel asleep.

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"What?" asked Vegs. She was alone in a room. She got up and had a look around. She wanted out! She ran to the door and tried to open it. Locked. "Oh well, too bad door," then blew it off it's hinges. She walked outside and down a few corridors and then heard a whispering.

"Yes sire, I have her. The monkey prince didn't even awaken. Yes she's in her room. Yes she alone…I'm sorry sire but how could she? I'm sorry sire! Please forgive me!" then she hid behind a door and watched him scurry past.

"Sucker," she hissed.

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Vegeta got out of the pod feeling relaxed. Huh? Where is she? He thought. Suddenly he saw a note.

Vegeta, Freeza offered me a really cool job on some other planet.

I accepted K? Don't worry about me! I'm a big girl,

Love Vegs.

Dear Kami, if Freeza thinks I'm that naive he's got another thing coming. Then he jumped out the capsule and ran to his father.