Meet the Author
By Yours Truly ^_^, White Rose
Disclaimer:I don't own Sailor Moon, Gundum Wing, and any other well known characters I throw in
there. Please don't sue me.
Duo:Sue Her! Sue Her! Sue Her!
WR and Wufei:Shut up Maxwell!(Duo stops)
List of Characters:You need to read Act 1 to understand who is in the show. duh!
Skit before Act 2:
WR: We all live in our own little worlds
Our own little worlds
Our own little worlds
We all live in our own little worlds(We all live in a yellow subermine melody)
All:Shut Up!
WR:I don't wanna do home work
Cause if I did I wouldn't be a fanfic writter(come on you have to know this one!)
Quatre: Please Miss Author stop singing.
WR:Yatta, sheesh, I wouldn't want anyone to try and kill me
Duo: Heero just might do that.
Trowa:Duo stop giving away everything.
Act II:Heero VS WR
WR:I'm going to write a fanfiction with the Senshi.
Senshi:No!
Rei:Please do another attempt at the Ranma fanfic.
Ranma:No! I refuse! I'm gone!
Ami:Bye Ranma(cold water pours over him as she marches out of the room), eh -chan o.o
Usagi:Momo-chan save us!
Momo-chan:Spell my name right! Otherwise I'll throw roses at you.
WR:If you can find me,(author giggles, suddenly a wave of roses fall from the sky)
Momo-chan:Usako!
Usagi:Momo-chan!
Both:(holding on to each other)AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(fall into a black pit)
WR:A romance fanfic. hehe ^_~
Minako:This out to be interesting, eh Mako-chan?
Makto:You think it will be a lemon?
Rei:I hope not
WR:I am not a hentai!Makoto-chan beware.
Makoto:-_-() this is not my day
Ami:Haraku-chan, Michiru-chan nani doing here?
Michiru:We were just on our way to the gocery store when Haraku suddenly was bumped into a really
cute girl.
Haraku:It was a boy.
Michiru:Hai, anyway, Haraku-chan just slugged him and a strange voice talked to him.
Makoto:You mean you've been hearing a voice explaining the random stuff that is happening?
Both H and M:Hai.
(Other five girls sighs)Minako-chan:Haraku, Michiru-chan you just met the author by the name of,
hey what is her name anyway?
WR:None of your concern Minako-chan. Hi minna-san, I'm the author. Now excuse me but I have to
go and torture your princess and prince, hehe.
Haraku:Nani? Don't you dare touch or harm her or the prince.
WR:Who said I was going to do that. I'm just an innoent little teenager. Hehehe^_^
Haraku:Die!(Suddenly a safe is dropped from the sky, Haraku runs away as it barely misses her)
WR: See I can make death threats too, hehehe ^_^
---
(Heero is walking around trying to find clues for his search for the author.)
WR: Hey Heero,(the boy stops) What yah doing?
Heero:Hn
WR: REally is that so, ^_^.
Heero: Hn
WR: My word how faniating. I have someone I want you to meet...
Relena:HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!(Instantly
Heero's eyes pop out of his eyes as a blonde girl falls into his arms from the sky) Heero come
and kill me!
Heero:(stare at the girl then shouts)Omae o korosu, Author.
WR: I luv u too Heero-chan ^_^. Well gotta go write more fanfics. Relena-chan take good care of
Hee-chan.
Relena:(squeezes Heero tightly with a large smile on her face. Heero doesn't well look to happy)
Hai! Hai!
Heero:Iie! Iie! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
---
Duo:(looks around then sighs with relief)
WR:HEY DUO!
Duo:Kuso you found me baka author.
WR:(drops a panio nearly on top of Duo)
Duo: Eep!
WR: Kuso Duo-chan!(drops another pile of panios)
Duo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Kill Wufei(panio nearly hits him)! Not(trail of panio falling as
he runs away) Me!(suddenly the panio stop falling from the sky)
WR: Good idea, Ja Ne.
Duo:There is a God!
WR: No there is only a Goddess and that's me ^_^ hehe ^_~ \/
---
(In writer's world) This amusing, but I know it could be even better. Hmm....who to bash
on next...Wufei...no he's been through enough, the atomic bomb really took alot of him. Duo...no
he's my favorite. Heero...no RElena's taking care of him O.o. Quatre....maybe but it will have to
be quick. Trowa?...no he was never a conversaltionist... What about the senshi?( rereads what she
has written) No I think I paterized Haraku and Michiru enough for the day. I better return Mamo-chan
and Usagi before it gets a little eh...hm...how to put this for our nonexperienced readers...I know!
---
Usagi:Mamo-chan? Where are we?
Mamo-chan:I don't know Usako.(wraps his arms around her holding her close)
Usagi:Mamo-chan?(she looks into his eyes, he leans down and she closes her eyes.)
WR: Usagi-chan and Mamo-chan sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love then comes marriage
then Chibi-Usa in the baby carriage.
Both:Shut-Up!
WR:Yatta, Ja Ne.(They continue to lean in and kiss)
---
WR: Relena-chan.
Relena:Hai?(Heero looks up)
WR: Relena-chan I need you to go to a meeting, so byes ^_^(suddenly Relena is sucked up into the
air)I'll be right back Heero ^_~
Heero:(Stares at the sky in shock)
---
Relena:Um Miss Author where exactly am I?(She's sitting in a black room)
WR: Miss Relena before I leave I want you to know that you just going to get what you deserved.
(Turns on a light switch. In front of Relena is a large amount of people with their lists of How
to Kill Relena) Minna-san I give you Miss Relena!
People: Goodie! Die!
Relena:We shouldn't be fighting! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!?!?(MAD rush of people surround her) Stop! Ouch
that hurts! Hey! Stop! HEERO!HELP ME! HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO!
WR:(looks to audience) I know that everyone is amuzed but we must be leaving Miss Relena...in eh
pieces...(runs off stage as group of people attack Relena)
---(End of Act 2)--
Janitor walks on stage, cleaning up the blood and pieces that remain from Relena Peacecraft.
WR: Now we can call her Miss Relena Piecescraft ^_^\/
Skit After Act 2
(Short girl with short black hair and wearing a Sailor Senshi uniform. In her hand is the Silent
Glaive. In her hand is a long list. With pleading eyes she looks to the sky)
Sailor Saturn(This one's for you Julie-chan ^_^):Do I have to do this?
WR:Hm... Hai!
Sailor Saturn:(Sigh placing her galive in the spacepocket): This is the Author's doing not mine!
(She clears her throat with a large voice states)
My List of How to Kill "Miss" Relena
1) Get Wufei's katine and slice and dice the little blonde. Now meet Miss Relena Pieces...
2) Give her the Imperial Silver Crystal and have her die! Usagi has gone through enough!
3) Have all the dialgets of the World's Sphere Alliance assinate her, while she's giving a speech
(the ones that are still awake that is).
4) Heero gets the prelage of killing the little bitch. If he actually can go through it.
Heero: I could if you didn't put me into shock!
Sailor Saturn:Shut-Up! This is my speech!(pulls out Silent Galive) Galive Silent Surprise!(hits
Heero)
Heero:Omae o korosu, Saturn!
Sailor Saturn:I am the Goddess of Death! Die!(hits Heero, again)
Heero: Grrr.
WR: Heero Yuy be nice otherwise I won't let you kill her!(Instantly Heero sits back down but
death glaring Saturn. He didn't know that she's already dead ^_^) Sailor Saturn please continue.
Sailor Saturn:I would but you only have four.
WR: Nani! Oh oops ^_^; ok you're done. Ja Ne Saturn.
Sailor Saturn:Ja Ne...(begins to walk off stage, then shouts) Julie-chan I know ur my biggest fan!
Julie-chan:;_; I'm sooo happy! Sailor Saturn knows who I am ;_;(tears of joy)
Act 3:Amuzement in Author's mind,
^_^ hehehe. Got any ideas of who you want me to kill next? Please email me @
whiterose1617@yahoo.com More ideas about killing Relena are always welcome.
Personal Note: I don't have anything against her. It's just well...she's living in a fictional
world and well dropping safes on her is just plan...fun. ^_^
By Yours Truly ^_^, White Rose
Disclaimer:I don't own Sailor Moon, Gundum Wing, and any other well known characters I throw in
there. Please don't sue me.
Duo:Sue Her! Sue Her! Sue Her!
WR and Wufei:Shut up Maxwell!(Duo stops)
List of Characters:You need to read Act 1 to understand who is in the show. duh!
Skit before Act 2:
WR: We all live in our own little worlds
Our own little worlds
Our own little worlds
We all live in our own little worlds(We all live in a yellow subermine melody)
All:Shut Up!
WR:I don't wanna do home work
Cause if I did I wouldn't be a fanfic writter(come on you have to know this one!)
Quatre: Please Miss Author stop singing.
WR:Yatta, sheesh, I wouldn't want anyone to try and kill me
Duo: Heero just might do that.
Trowa:Duo stop giving away everything.
Act II:Heero VS WR
WR:I'm going to write a fanfiction with the Senshi.
Senshi:No!
Rei:Please do another attempt at the Ranma fanfic.
Ranma:No! I refuse! I'm gone!
Ami:Bye Ranma(cold water pours over him as she marches out of the room), eh -chan o.o
Usagi:Momo-chan save us!
Momo-chan:Spell my name right! Otherwise I'll throw roses at you.
WR:If you can find me,(author giggles, suddenly a wave of roses fall from the sky)
Momo-chan:Usako!
Usagi:Momo-chan!
Both:(holding on to each other)AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(fall into a black pit)
WR:A romance fanfic. hehe ^_~
Minako:This out to be interesting, eh Mako-chan?
Makto:You think it will be a lemon?
Rei:I hope not
WR:I am not a hentai!Makoto-chan beware.
Makoto:-_-() this is not my day
Ami:Haraku-chan, Michiru-chan nani doing here?
Michiru:We were just on our way to the gocery store when Haraku suddenly was bumped into a really
cute girl.
Haraku:It was a boy.
Michiru:Hai, anyway, Haraku-chan just slugged him and a strange voice talked to him.
Makoto:You mean you've been hearing a voice explaining the random stuff that is happening?
Both H and M:Hai.
(Other five girls sighs)Minako-chan:Haraku, Michiru-chan you just met the author by the name of,
hey what is her name anyway?
WR:None of your concern Minako-chan. Hi minna-san, I'm the author. Now excuse me but I have to
go and torture your princess and prince, hehe.
Haraku:Nani? Don't you dare touch or harm her or the prince.
WR:Who said I was going to do that. I'm just an innoent little teenager. Hehehe^_^
Haraku:Die!(Suddenly a safe is dropped from the sky, Haraku runs away as it barely misses her)
WR: See I can make death threats too, hehehe ^_^
---
(Heero is walking around trying to find clues for his search for the author.)
WR: Hey Heero,(the boy stops) What yah doing?
Heero:Hn
WR: REally is that so, ^_^.
Heero: Hn
WR: My word how faniating. I have someone I want you to meet...
Relena:HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO!(Instantly
Heero's eyes pop out of his eyes as a blonde girl falls into his arms from the sky) Heero come
and kill me!
Heero:(stare at the girl then shouts)Omae o korosu, Author.
WR: I luv u too Heero-chan ^_^. Well gotta go write more fanfics. Relena-chan take good care of
Hee-chan.
Relena:(squeezes Heero tightly with a large smile on her face. Heero doesn't well look to happy)
Hai! Hai!
Heero:Iie! Iie! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
---
Duo:(looks around then sighs with relief)
WR:HEY DUO!
Duo:Kuso you found me baka author.
WR:(drops a panio nearly on top of Duo)
Duo: Eep!
WR: Kuso Duo-chan!(drops another pile of panios)
Duo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Kill Wufei(panio nearly hits him)! Not(trail of panio falling as
he runs away) Me!(suddenly the panio stop falling from the sky)
WR: Good idea, Ja Ne.
Duo:There is a God!
WR: No there is only a Goddess and that's me ^_^ hehe ^_~ \/
---
(In writer's world) This amusing, but I know it could be even better. Hmm....who to bash
on next...Wufei...no he's been through enough, the atomic bomb really took alot of him. Duo...no
he's my favorite. Heero...no RElena's taking care of him O.o. Quatre....maybe but it will have to
be quick. Trowa?...no he was never a conversaltionist... What about the senshi?( rereads what she
has written) No I think I paterized Haraku and Michiru enough for the day. I better return Mamo-chan
and Usagi before it gets a little eh...hm...how to put this for our nonexperienced readers...I know!
---
Usagi:Mamo-chan? Where are we?
Mamo-chan:I don't know Usako.(wraps his arms around her holding her close)
Usagi:Mamo-chan?(she looks into his eyes, he leans down and she closes her eyes.)
WR: Usagi-chan and Mamo-chan sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love then comes marriage
then Chibi-Usa in the baby carriage.
Both:Shut-Up!
WR:Yatta, Ja Ne.(They continue to lean in and kiss)
---
WR: Relena-chan.
Relena:Hai?(Heero looks up)
WR: Relena-chan I need you to go to a meeting, so byes ^_^(suddenly Relena is sucked up into the
air)I'll be right back Heero ^_~
Heero:(Stares at the sky in shock)
---
Relena:Um Miss Author where exactly am I?(She's sitting in a black room)
WR: Miss Relena before I leave I want you to know that you just going to get what you deserved.
(Turns on a light switch. In front of Relena is a large amount of people with their lists of How
to Kill Relena) Minna-san I give you Miss Relena!
People: Goodie! Die!
Relena:We shouldn't be fighting! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!?!?(MAD rush of people surround her) Stop! Ouch
that hurts! Hey! Stop! HEERO!HELP ME! HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO!
WR:(looks to audience) I know that everyone is amuzed but we must be leaving Miss Relena...in eh
pieces...(runs off stage as group of people attack Relena)
---(End of Act 2)--
Janitor walks on stage, cleaning up the blood and pieces that remain from Relena Peacecraft.
WR: Now we can call her Miss Relena Piecescraft ^_^\/
Skit After Act 2
(Short girl with short black hair and wearing a Sailor Senshi uniform. In her hand is the Silent
Glaive. In her hand is a long list. With pleading eyes she looks to the sky)
Sailor Saturn(This one's for you Julie-chan ^_^):Do I have to do this?
WR:Hm... Hai!
Sailor Saturn:(Sigh placing her galive in the spacepocket): This is the Author's doing not mine!
(She clears her throat with a large voice states)
My List of How to Kill "Miss" Relena
1) Get Wufei's katine and slice and dice the little blonde. Now meet Miss Relena Pieces...
2) Give her the Imperial Silver Crystal and have her die! Usagi has gone through enough!
3) Have all the dialgets of the World's Sphere Alliance assinate her, while she's giving a speech
(the ones that are still awake that is).
4) Heero gets the prelage of killing the little bitch. If he actually can go through it.
Heero: I could if you didn't put me into shock!
Sailor Saturn:Shut-Up! This is my speech!(pulls out Silent Galive) Galive Silent Surprise!(hits
Heero)
Heero:Omae o korosu, Saturn!
Sailor Saturn:I am the Goddess of Death! Die!(hits Heero, again)
Heero: Grrr.
WR: Heero Yuy be nice otherwise I won't let you kill her!(Instantly Heero sits back down but
death glaring Saturn. He didn't know that she's already dead ^_^) Sailor Saturn please continue.
Sailor Saturn:I would but you only have four.
WR: Nani! Oh oops ^_^; ok you're done. Ja Ne Saturn.
Sailor Saturn:Ja Ne...(begins to walk off stage, then shouts) Julie-chan I know ur my biggest fan!
Julie-chan:;_; I'm sooo happy! Sailor Saturn knows who I am ;_;(tears of joy)
Act 3:Amuzement in Author's mind,
^_^ hehehe. Got any ideas of who you want me to kill next? Please email me @
whiterose1617@yahoo.com More ideas about killing Relena are always welcome.
Personal Note: I don't have anything against her. It's just well...she's living in a fictional
world and well dropping safes on her is just plan...fun. ^_^