Meet The Author
ACT 3: Amuzement in the Author's Mind
Skit 1:
WR:looks out at audience gives a large smile in complete silence waves and smiles some more
Hehehe! They'll never catch me.
Charactersimagine one of those clouds in the old cartoons running after the author:Get her!
WR:Eeep!leaps up into the air missing a book that was fired out of the cloudShittma! Kuso!
Hey that one almost hit me! Damn it! I surrender! Hey! Stop!attempts to pull out a white flag
Heero:pulls out a gun shooting her hand:Do the disclaimer....NOW!
WR:I don't own Sailor Moon and Gundum Wing! There are you happy.
Heero:evil smirk Iie, dance baka Americanaims at the floor right below WR's high heels shooting
at her feet
WR:MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee!runs off stage as the curtain lifts,
the other characters disappear
ACT 3: Amuzement in the Author's Mind.
WR is sitting at her computer typing like a mad woman. Heero is hidding behind the curtains
carefully aiming his gun then pulls the triggerJa Ne Baka!
Much to his surprise a boquet of flowers pop out of the end of the gun
Strange High pitch voice:I stand for love! I stand for Justice! I'm Sailor Chibi Moon!a cloud of
pink surrounds the room and there she standsAnd I will punish you!
Heero:blinks serveral times
Chibi Moon:Come on you're suppose to attack me baka!
Heero:continues to blink
WR:Oh Heero,she does the sing voice that suppose to mean she is sweet and innocent.Boy turns to
look at authorLook up pretty please
Heero:looks up and a safe drops on him sending through the boards
Chibi Moon:turns around to the girl typingWhat did you do that for baka!
WR:Repsect your elders kidpresses a key then a trap door open and the pink brat falls through
Curtain closes with the sound of WR laughing madly:Mwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaha!
Curtain opensagain!
Momo-chan:Usako Ashiteru
Usagi: Mamo-chan ashiterulean in for a big wet smooch
Chibi-Usa:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TI's the classic
scene! Where Chibi-usa reunins everything for Usagi!Mahahahhahaa!
Mamo-chan:?
Usagi:?!-_-'Chibi-Usa...I'm counting to ten...nine...eight...seven...You're dead!
Chibi-Usa:Ignores her future motherMamo-chan!hugs tightly
Heero:suddenly appears looking up at the sky from where he fell fromKuso White Rose! Omae wo
korosu!
WR:Gomen nasi demo you have reach White Rose's voicemail I'm not here so DON'T come back!=p
Heero:You prevented me from killing Relena! So now I'll mess up all your plans!
Usagi, Mamo-chan, and Chibi-Usa:all stare at Heero blinking
Usagi:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *He's cute!* Mamo-chan?
Mamo-chan:Hai UsakoSmiles happpily
Usagi:Mamo-chan it's over Ja Ne. Oi boy! Come back here! I have a big favor for you!
Heero:blinks....hn...Relena wanna be...hn...
Usagi:What's your name? Watashi wa Tuskino Usagi!
Heero:blinks Yuy Heero
Mamo-chan:Get your hands off MY Usako!punches Heero in the face instantly only to be punched
back having the wind knocked out of him being thrown back into Chibi-Usa's arms
Usagi:Arigatou Heero-san Ja Ne!sees Senshi off in the distant Minna-chan!
Minna-chan:Looks over at Usagi
Usagi:I'm single again!
Senshi:WHoohhooo!
Rei:It's about time odango atama!
Chibi-Usa:Iie! Mamo-chan?
Mamo-chan:Chibi-usa....
WR:Ok enough with the drama! Die! Dance for me my puppets! Hahaha!as it starts raining safes
Minako:Ladies grab your umbrellas!
Makoto:Run for cover!
Rei:O_O!Run!all senshi run under a large building as the music begins to build up
Minako: It's raining safes! Hallajehai!
It's rainging safes!
God bless mother Nature!
(Remeber It's Raining Men! I have no idea who sings or wrote the song so don't sue me=p)
Heero:stares at the strange scene and walks off
Chibi-Usa:fades into oblivion!X_X
Mamo-chan:is hit in the head with a VERY LARGE SAFE!X_X
Usagi:Come on! Let's find a place where there are TONS of cuties!senshi run off to a local club
for the rest of the day
WR:In that case I think you better go to Club Perla!Where the music's always hot and the boy just
make you...DROOL!^_~
Makoto:I wonder if any look like my old boyfriend.
Rei:It might be a trap demo....maybe there might be a few better than Chad! Let's go!
Michiru:Oh Haraku I can't wait!
Haraku:grins and nods headLet's go!
Hotaru:Wonder why.
Curtain closes.
Skit after Act 3:
WR:girl with medium lenght brown hair and a white outfit comes out. Looks at the audience, her
mouth drops to the ground
Audience:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....
WR:EVIL grin, pulls out a micophone and drum set starts banging on the drums instantly the Audience
wakes up!Now that I have your attention I like to introduce you to the Sailor Senshi in preforming
"It's Raining Men!" Ja Ne ^_~runs off stage pushing Minako and Makoto out on stage. Minako is
wearing a orange rain coat with a yellow unbremlla. Makoto is wearing a green rain coat with a
green umbremlla with lightening painted on it. Usagi is pushed out wearing white raincoat with
a pink unmbrella. Rei has a red raincoat with a black umbrella.
Music starts up then is suddenly cut WR's voice comes over the mico:DISCLAIMER! I don't own this
song so don't sue me!=p! The Weather girls orginally sung it!Music goes back on.
inako, Makoto, Rei, Usagi:
Hi - Hi! We're your Weather Girls
Minako:Ah-huh
Rei:And have we got news for you
Makoto:You better listen!
Minako:Get ready, all you lonely girls
and leave those umbrellas at home.
Usagi and other girls throw umbrellas behind them:- Alright! -
Minako:Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
Gundum boys fall on to the stage in pain! Instantly Ami's jaw drops and points. Outers just sigh
Other Inner Senshi scream running towards the boys. Boys just moan slightly as the girls start
singing.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
Boys pick themselves up only to find themselves shirtless. Quatre is blushing like mad. Trowa
crosses his arms in silence. Duo is drooling at the girl's in front of him. Heero death glares
while Wufei mutters about injustice.
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Ame---------nnnn!
Girls throw off the rain coat to reveal wearing their Sailor Senshi fuka(Hey! They're short and
hoochie like!) Duo drools even more as they continue to sing
I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
Suddenly Ami is lowered on a long cable wearing her Sailor fuka with the biggest blush in the
world...well she's tied with Quatre)
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Yeah!
Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
Instantly the girls turn around with evil grins well except Ami she's still blushing(nice
contrast to her fuak eh?) music continues to play in the backgroundIt's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
- It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!
Sailor Venus:Venus...Love-Me Chain! grabs Quatre smiling evilly then skips off
Sailor Jupiter:Jupiter Oak Evolution!Hits Heero and picks him off happily running away
Sailor Moon:Hey!I saw him first!WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sailor Mars:Mars Flame Sniper!Aims atTrowa but he dodges it having her hit Wufei. Grumbling she
grabs the chinese kid and drags him off stage. Just as she leaves you can see a smirk
Sailor Moon:Not! Fair!tears are about to fall
Sailor Mercury:sighsSailor Moon It's yatta.
Duo:Hey babes! How about you and me go somewhere nice and quiet?...Are you yatta? How can I help?
Sailor Mercury:blushes then shoves Sailor Moon in front of herMake her stop crying if you really
want to help!
Duo:Smiles happilyHey don't cry! Please!puppy dog eyes
Sailor Moon: Looks up and smiles evilly before pulling out her spector and hitting him on the
head to the side of the stageArigatou Ami-chan!Then skips off with her prize
Sailor Mercury:blinks trying to control the blushUm..your welcome...music has stopped now
sighs with reliefThat was too close. Man I should have been a Outer, at least then I be able
to have an intelligent conversation.She looks around to see Trowa standing in the middle of the
stage. His one visable eye staring at her. Instantly she blushes againUm...hiHe smirks and
walks over, placing his one arm around her waist the other on her chin. Gently he brushes his
lips against her. Her eyes widen as he enters her mouth with his tongue then blue eyes shut as
she holds on to his neck and bare shoulder(he's topless remeber...drool!)
Curtain drops.
WR:Comes out That's it everyone Ja Ne! I've got alot of homework to do. So if I don't get to
my fanfics anytime soon don't be surprise. Thank you everyone who has put with this fic. I was
just hypper and need to think of something crazy...I didn't think actually would like it but hey!
I got ravin reveiws...I MIGHT do a sequal but it depends on when I can finish Timeless and get
my homework done so =P. And for you who though Timeless was over are dead wrong! It's only the
beginning!HAHAHAHA!
WR's mom:Sweetie! You're suppose to be working on your homework.
WR:AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!Well Ja Ne minna-chan&minna-kun Til next time^_~ and Review!
ACT 3: Amuzement in the Author's Mind
Skit 1:
WR:looks out at audience gives a large smile in complete silence waves and smiles some more
Hehehe! They'll never catch me.
Charactersimagine one of those clouds in the old cartoons running after the author:Get her!
WR:Eeep!leaps up into the air missing a book that was fired out of the cloudShittma! Kuso!
Hey that one almost hit me! Damn it! I surrender! Hey! Stop!attempts to pull out a white flag
Heero:pulls out a gun shooting her hand:Do the disclaimer....NOW!
WR:I don't own Sailor Moon and Gundum Wing! There are you happy.
Heero:evil smirk Iie, dance baka Americanaims at the floor right below WR's high heels shooting
at her feet
WR:MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee!runs off stage as the curtain lifts,
the other characters disappear
ACT 3: Amuzement in the Author's Mind.
WR is sitting at her computer typing like a mad woman. Heero is hidding behind the curtains
carefully aiming his gun then pulls the triggerJa Ne Baka!
Much to his surprise a boquet of flowers pop out of the end of the gun
Strange High pitch voice:I stand for love! I stand for Justice! I'm Sailor Chibi Moon!a cloud of
pink surrounds the room and there she standsAnd I will punish you!
Heero:blinks serveral times
Chibi Moon:Come on you're suppose to attack me baka!
Heero:continues to blink
WR:Oh Heero,she does the sing voice that suppose to mean she is sweet and innocent.Boy turns to
look at authorLook up pretty please
Heero:looks up and a safe drops on him sending through the boards
Chibi Moon:turns around to the girl typingWhat did you do that for baka!
WR:Repsect your elders kidpresses a key then a trap door open and the pink brat falls through
Curtain closes with the sound of WR laughing madly:Mwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaha!
Curtain opensagain!
Momo-chan:Usako Ashiteru
Usagi: Mamo-chan ashiterulean in for a big wet smooch
Chibi-Usa:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TI's the classic
scene! Where Chibi-usa reunins everything for Usagi!Mahahahhahaa!
Mamo-chan:?
Usagi:?!-_-'Chibi-Usa...I'm counting to ten...nine...eight...seven...You're dead!
Chibi-Usa:Ignores her future motherMamo-chan!hugs tightly
Heero:suddenly appears looking up at the sky from where he fell fromKuso White Rose! Omae wo
korosu!
WR:Gomen nasi demo you have reach White Rose's voicemail I'm not here so DON'T come back!=p
Heero:You prevented me from killing Relena! So now I'll mess up all your plans!
Usagi, Mamo-chan, and Chibi-Usa:all stare at Heero blinking
Usagi:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *He's cute!* Mamo-chan?
Mamo-chan:Hai UsakoSmiles happpily
Usagi:Mamo-chan it's over Ja Ne. Oi boy! Come back here! I have a big favor for you!
Heero:blinks....hn...Relena wanna be...hn...
Usagi:What's your name? Watashi wa Tuskino Usagi!
Heero:blinks Yuy Heero
Mamo-chan:Get your hands off MY Usako!punches Heero in the face instantly only to be punched
back having the wind knocked out of him being thrown back into Chibi-Usa's arms
Usagi:Arigatou Heero-san Ja Ne!sees Senshi off in the distant Minna-chan!
Minna-chan:Looks over at Usagi
Usagi:I'm single again!
Senshi:WHoohhooo!
Rei:It's about time odango atama!
Chibi-Usa:Iie! Mamo-chan?
Mamo-chan:Chibi-usa....
WR:Ok enough with the drama! Die! Dance for me my puppets! Hahaha!as it starts raining safes
Minako:Ladies grab your umbrellas!
Makoto:Run for cover!
Rei:O_O!Run!all senshi run under a large building as the music begins to build up
Minako: It's raining safes! Hallajehai!
It's rainging safes!
God bless mother Nature!
(Remeber It's Raining Men! I have no idea who sings or wrote the song so don't sue me=p)
Heero:stares at the strange scene and walks off
Chibi-Usa:fades into oblivion!X_X
Mamo-chan:is hit in the head with a VERY LARGE SAFE!X_X
Usagi:Come on! Let's find a place where there are TONS of cuties!senshi run off to a local club
for the rest of the day
WR:In that case I think you better go to Club Perla!Where the music's always hot and the boy just
make you...DROOL!^_~
Makoto:I wonder if any look like my old boyfriend.
Rei:It might be a trap demo....maybe there might be a few better than Chad! Let's go!
Michiru:Oh Haraku I can't wait!
Haraku:grins and nods headLet's go!
Hotaru:Wonder why.
Curtain closes.
Skit after Act 3:
WR:girl with medium lenght brown hair and a white outfit comes out. Looks at the audience, her
mouth drops to the ground
Audience:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....
WR:EVIL grin, pulls out a micophone and drum set starts banging on the drums instantly the Audience
wakes up!Now that I have your attention I like to introduce you to the Sailor Senshi in preforming
"It's Raining Men!" Ja Ne ^_~runs off stage pushing Minako and Makoto out on stage. Minako is
wearing a orange rain coat with a yellow unbremlla. Makoto is wearing a green rain coat with a
green umbremlla with lightening painted on it. Usagi is pushed out wearing white raincoat with
a pink unmbrella. Rei has a red raincoat with a black umbrella.
Music starts up then is suddenly cut WR's voice comes over the mico:DISCLAIMER! I don't own this
song so don't sue me!=p! The Weather girls orginally sung it!Music goes back on.
inako, Makoto, Rei, Usagi:
Hi - Hi! We're your Weather Girls
Minako:Ah-huh
Rei:And have we got news for you
Makoto:You better listen!
Minako:Get ready, all you lonely girls
and leave those umbrellas at home.
Usagi and other girls throw umbrellas behind them:- Alright! -
Minako:Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
Gundum boys fall on to the stage in pain! Instantly Ami's jaw drops and points. Outers just sigh
Other Inner Senshi scream running towards the boys. Boys just moan slightly as the girls start
singing.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
Boys pick themselves up only to find themselves shirtless. Quatre is blushing like mad. Trowa
crosses his arms in silence. Duo is drooling at the girl's in front of him. Heero death glares
while Wufei mutters about injustice.
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Ame---------nnnn!
Girls throw off the rain coat to reveal wearing their Sailor Senshi fuka(Hey! They're short and
hoochie like!) Duo drools even more as they continue to sing
I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
Suddenly Ami is lowered on a long cable wearing her Sailor fuka with the biggest blush in the
world...well she's tied with Quatre)
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Yeah!
Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
Instantly the girls turn around with evil grins well except Ami she's still blushing(nice
contrast to her fuak eh?) music continues to play in the backgroundIt's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
- It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!
Sailor Venus:Venus...Love-Me Chain! grabs Quatre smiling evilly then skips off
Sailor Jupiter:Jupiter Oak Evolution!Hits Heero and picks him off happily running away
Sailor Moon:Hey!I saw him first!WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sailor Mars:Mars Flame Sniper!Aims atTrowa but he dodges it having her hit Wufei. Grumbling she
grabs the chinese kid and drags him off stage. Just as she leaves you can see a smirk
Sailor Moon:Not! Fair!tears are about to fall
Sailor Mercury:sighsSailor Moon It's yatta.
Duo:Hey babes! How about you and me go somewhere nice and quiet?...Are you yatta? How can I help?
Sailor Mercury:blushes then shoves Sailor Moon in front of herMake her stop crying if you really
want to help!
Duo:Smiles happilyHey don't cry! Please!puppy dog eyes
Sailor Moon: Looks up and smiles evilly before pulling out her spector and hitting him on the
head to the side of the stageArigatou Ami-chan!Then skips off with her prize
Sailor Mercury:blinks trying to control the blushUm..your welcome...music has stopped now
sighs with reliefThat was too close. Man I should have been a Outer, at least then I be able
to have an intelligent conversation.She looks around to see Trowa standing in the middle of the
stage. His one visable eye staring at her. Instantly she blushes againUm...hiHe smirks and
walks over, placing his one arm around her waist the other on her chin. Gently he brushes his
lips against her. Her eyes widen as he enters her mouth with his tongue then blue eyes shut as
she holds on to his neck and bare shoulder(he's topless remeber...drool!)
Curtain drops.
WR:Comes out That's it everyone Ja Ne! I've got alot of homework to do. So if I don't get to
my fanfics anytime soon don't be surprise. Thank you everyone who has put with this fic. I was
just hypper and need to think of something crazy...I didn't think actually would like it but hey!
I got ravin reveiws...I MIGHT do a sequal but it depends on when I can finish Timeless and get
my homework done so =P. And for you who though Timeless was over are dead wrong! It's only the
beginning!HAHAHAHA!
WR's mom:Sweetie! You're suppose to be working on your homework.
WR:AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!Well Ja Ne minna-chan&minna-kun Til next time^_~ and Review!