YoseiaNasuka: Hi! This insane fic is by me and dreamwalker050. Edited by Yours Truely, this was, again, made on the AIM. The beginning is slow, okay? Bear with me.

MachikoK12: Who's your fave character from GW?

dreamwalker050: hmmmm. It's a tie between Duo (I love the eyes) and Heero.

MachikoK12: Heero's my fave, as you could tell.

dreamwalker050: Yeah I was about to say..I noticed.

MachikoK12: Yup! *glomps Heero again*

dreamwalker050: ooooook

MachikoK12: *squeeze*

Heero:......

MachikoK12: Whaddya wanna talk about?

dreamwalker050: Hmmmm. I know!

MachikoK12: What?

Heero: Get. Off.

dreamwalker050: What's that?

dreamwalker050: I'm slow and bored and did I mention I was slow?

MachikoK12: Ah.

dreamwalker050: Yeah.

MachikoK12: *lets go of Heero*

dreamwalker050: lol

dreamwalker050: Okie dokie.

MachikoK12: So, uh, whaddya wanna talk about?

dreamwalker050: uh....um....no clue. You pick a topic.

MachikoK12: DBZ!!

dreamwalker050: Um.....no...go glomp Heero again or something.

MachikoK12: *glomps Heero*

Heero: *turns blue* .....

dreamwalker050: Um... you might wanna let him breathe.

MachikoK12: Okay. *let's go a little*

Heero: *gasps* ....

dreamwalker050: That's a little better!

Heero: Yes...

dreamwalker050: Let's see, Hey what does a tutu sound like?

MachikoK12: Tutu?

dreamwalker050: Yeah.

MachikoK12: Yay?

dreamwalker050: You know pink frilly tutu, Ballet?

MachikoK12: Ah. Wanna try and fit one on Heero?

dreamwalker050: That's EXACTLY what I was thinking.

MachikoK12: YEAH!

dreamwalker050: Hmmmm...Where would we find a tutu?

MachikoK12: *grabs a tutu*

dreamwalker050: lol

MachikoK12: This might be too small though..I wore it when I was 7...

dreamwalker050: Hmmmmm oh well.

Heero: .....!!!! ....!!!

dreamwalker050: He could always wear it as a hat.

Wufei: INJUSTICE YOU FREAKS!

dreamwalker050: Me, a freak? Why thank you, you are too kind.

Wufei: *pulls out katana*

MachikoK12: EEEEP!!!

dreamwalker050: Run!

Wufei: It's DIAMOND edged!

MachikoK12: AAAAHHHH!!!

dreamwalker050: oooo

MachikoK12: *scamper scamper*

dreamwalker050: Diamonds are a girl's best friend! Ok maybe I'm too stupid to run I guess...

MachikoK12: *snaps fingers*

*Machiko is wearing a scholar outfit*

dreamwalker050: I can snap too! *snap snap* Why a scholar outfit? And what's scholar outfit?

*A chair shoves itself up and dreamwalker050 is now sitting with a desk in front of her*A bookbag is by her side*Same thing for the Gundam pilots*

dreamwalker050: AHHHH! And I thought school was over...

MachikoK12: *in a scholarly manner* Hello class.

dreamwalker050: Hello!

MachikoK12: Today we will study Diamonds.

dreamwalker050: Ooooo diamonds!

MachikoK12: Yes, Miss dreamwalker?

dreamwalker050: I know something!

MachikoK12: Yes?

dreamwalker050: Did you know diamonds are the hardest substance known to man? They can cut through glass?

MachikoK12: Yes *pulls out a book*

dreamwalker050: Ok just making sure you knew.

MachikoK12: Take out your 'Handy Dandy Science Book of Answers', class.

dreamwalker050: *stares intently at blackboard* *takes out book*

MachikoK12: When extracted from the Earth, what color is a diamond?

Quatre: *raises hand*

MachikoK12: Yes?

Quatre: black

dreamwalker050: HEY!

MachikoK12: Exactly. Now

dreamwalker050: *mumbling under breath* smarty pants...

MachikoK12: dreamwalker050? What's that? Now turn to page 114. All of you. And put that gun away, Heero. And that katana, Wufei. And that clown mask, Trowa.

dreamwalker050: *raises hand*

MachikoK12: And that slab of chocolate, Duo. Yes, Miss dreamwalker? And that comb, Quatre.

*A snail passes by*

MachikoK12: Miss dreamwalker050?

dreamwalker050: sorry

MachikoK12: ...

dreamwalker050: Can I sit by Duo? PLEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEE?

MachikoK12: Sure

dreamwalker050: THANK YOU! *Runs over and sits behind Duo* *raises hand*

MachikoK12: Now, who can tell me what the Mohs scale is? Yes, dreamwalker050?

dreamwalker050: May I go to the restroom?

MachikoK12: ....Okay. Break time, peeps!

dreamwalker050: *leaves classroom*

Duo: *eating chocolate*

dreamwalker050: CHOCOlaTE!

MachikoK12: When did she come back? Well, now that you're back...

dreamwalker050: I appeared out of nowhere. I heard Duo eating chocolate!

MachikoK12: Resume. Now, put the chocolate away. Now, who can tell me what the Mohs scale is?

dreamwalker050: *raises hand*

MachikoK12: Yes? Miss dreamwalker050?

dreamwalker050: Isn't that the scale that shows the hardness of rocks and other elements
in solid form?

MachikoK12: Close

dreamwalker050: hmmm

MachikoK12: The scale is a standard of 10 minerals by which the hardness of a mineral is rated. Who made it? And when?

dreamwalker050: *looks around confused*

Wufei: *raises hand*

MachikoK12: Yes?

Wufei: NATAKU made it!

MachikoK12: No

Wufei: NATAKU!!

dreamwalker050: *raises hand*

MachikoK12: No. Yes?

dreamwalker050: Doesn't going to school require intelligence?

MachikoK12: Yes. He's just hooked up...*looks at the ground*

*everyone looks at it*

*They see a cord which leads from Altron to Wufei*

MachikoK12: Yes...hooked...up. Who wants to do the honors?

Heero: Omae wo korosu *blasts cord*

dreamwalker050: of.....?

Wufei: Did I just say that?

MachikoK12: Yes you did. Now give us a real answer.

Wufei: Friedrick Mohs in 1812

dreamwalker050: *raises hand*

MachikoK12: Yes?

dreamwalker050: Can we play the getting to know you game?

MachikoK12: Okay

dreamwalker050: Yay! Duo can start.

Duo: Duo Maxwell, lives in the L2 colony, loves...CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!

MachikoK12: Great....

dreamwalker050: *jumps up and down* ME next!

MachikoK12: Wah!! Why is my replica in a scholar uniform!!! I just told it be me!

dreamwalker050: Huh?

MachikoK12: Yes. I'm being you. This is a lesson.

MachikoK12: *ping* ooOOOOOohh....*grabs a seat next to Heero* Hiya!

Heero: ....

dreamwalker050: Um....TEACHER! I am conFUSED!

MachikoK12: You see, she made a replica of herself.

dreamwalker050: A clone?!?!

MachikoK12: And she told me to be in her place as she goes to catch Mirai Trunks!

MachikoK12: Yeah!

dreamwalker050: Ah. I wanna clone!

MachikoK12: I CAUGHT HIM!

dreamwalker050: But I want it to do my homework.

Trunks: You know, I should train for Cell...

MachikoK12: That's not a problem, Trunks! Grab a seat!

Trunks: Um..I don't think...

dreamwalker050: *sings* Getting to know you!!!

MachikoK12: OKay. Look closely Trunks. *snaps fingers*

*Cell appears*

dreamwalker050: AHHHHH!

Trunks: CELL!

MachikoK12: Alrighty!

dreamwalker050: It's an ugly guy.

MachikoK12: FIRE.....NIN.....JITSU!!!!!

Cell: *discinergrates*

MachikoK12: There! Do you wanna picture of Trunks, dreamwalker?

dreamwalker050: Sure, why not.

MachikoK12: I can give you one!

dreamwalker050: I have nothing better to do. Hey, did you know that 2 out of every 10 guy drops out of school?

MachikoK12: *shows picture* OKay, you see the blue-green spotted person in the backround?

dreamwalker050: So I say let's get ten guys here and I'll figure out who will drop out and KEWL!

MachikoK12: That's Cell

dreamwalker050: ok

MachikoK12: The closest to us is Gohan

dreamwalker050: ok

MachikoK12: Then the one in the orange-red gi is SSJ Goku, and then the one by him is SSJ Trunks, and then SSJ Vegeta. I'll send you a better picture of Trunks.

dreamwalker050: ok

MachikoK12: *pulls out another picture* Powering up Trunks.

dreamwalker050: ooooo...how purdy

MachikoK12: Yah *another pic* SSJ Trunks

dreamwalker050: OOOOOO! PURDY PURDY PURDY!

MachikoK12: *yet another pic* Sorry, I like this pic

dreamwalker050: Blondie. And purdy.

MachikoK12: Yet another SSJ

MachikoK12: *another pic* Regular form.

dreamwalker050: Love the haircut.

MachikoK12: Yep

Trunks: HOW'D YOU GET THESE PICTURES??!!

dreamwalker050: BLACK MAIL!

MachikoK12: I downloaded them

dreamwalker050: oooo

Trunks: WHAT??

MachikoK12: Yeppers, hunk

Trunks: *blushes*

dreamwalker050: ooooo

MachikoK12: Look at him! Always blushing!

dreamwalker050: FLIRT!

MachikoK12: He's obviously the best character in DBZ. Riggght??

dreamwalker050: RIGHT! *looks around curiously*

Trunks: *blushes even more deeply*

dreamwalker050: where's everyone else?

MachikoK12: OH, it's break time right now. They're probably in their Gundams.

dreamwalker050: Ooooo COFFEE BREAK! *sips cup of hot coffee*

Duo: OH NO! I GOT CHOCOLATE STAINS ON DEATHSCYTHEHELL!!!

dreamwalker050: CHOCOLATE!

Wufei: STOP SPRAYPAINTING NATAKU!!!

Duo: AHHHHHHHHHHH~~! EEEP! *screams*

dreamwalker050: YOU SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!

Wufei: BAKA BRAIDED ONNA!

Duo: I KNOW! GET THAT KATANA AWAY!

dreamwalker050: BRAIDS!

MachikoK12: Trunks...? Will you ki blast it? Plz? *puppy dog eyes*

dreamwalker050: HEY LEAVE THE BRAIDED GIRLY MAN ALONE!

Trunks: *blushes even more deeply* Sure...*ki blasts katana*

Wufei: INJUSTICE!

dreamwalker050: Well

Duo: How'd you do that????

dreamwalker050: if that was injustice, then what's justice?

Trunks: Um...it was ki...

MachikoK12: *Piiza comes up* OH no! It's that annoying reporter HO lady!

dreamwalker050: AHHHHHHHHHH! Mommy!

MachikoK12: Half of her chest is sticking out....you whore!

Piiza: *ignores* Wow, you're really strong Trunks!

dreamwalker050: Trunks! Save me! The chocolate!

Trunks: *blushes even more* Th....Thanks

MachikoK12: What about the chocolate?

dreamwalker050: It's gonna EAT me!

MachikoK12: Aahh!!

dreamwalker050: Oh wait nevermind. It's just Duo.

Duo: I wasn't gonna eat you!

dreamwalker050: YES YOU WERE

Piiza: *is flirting with Trunks*

Trunks: *is blushing deeper with every comment*

dreamwalker050: EWWWW!

MachikoK12: GET AWAY FROM HIM, PIIZA WHORE!

dreamwalker050: YAY! Go you.

Piiza: How DARE you! You can't make me!

dreamwalker050: *thinking really hard*

MachikoK12: Yes I can. Heero! Engage the Twin Beam Cannon's laser fire beams!

dreamwalker050: um......

Heero: How'd you know it was there?

dreamwalker050: hmmmmmm

MachikoK12: I know everything about you *evil smirk*

Heero: Fine.

dreamwalker050: Oh that's scary. Are you stalking him again?

*The sides of the beam cannon glow*

MachikoK12: No. I don't need to. Not anymore. FIRE!!!

*shoots*

*Piiza discenergrated*

MachikoK12: YAY! Piiza is discinergrated! But, I must bring her back!*snaps fingers*

Piiza: I'm...alive?

MachikoK12: Yes

dreamwalker050: Why'd you have to do that?

MachikoK12: I have to tell her something. Listen closely, whore.

dreamwalker050: very closely

MachikoK12: EVER come near Trunks-chan, Hee-chan, Duo-chan and/or Goku-chan. Whenever I'M around.

dreamwalker050: Or anyone else.

MachikoK12: Anyone else who's a bishounen, like all gundam pilots; I can make you die.

dreamwalker050: DIE!

MachikoK12: Like 'that'. Because. I. Am. Your. AUTHOR! So is dreamwalker, right?

dreamwalker050: RIGHT!

MachikoK12: AND

dreamwalker050: I wanna hear Heero sings a song!

MachikoK12: I. AM. YOUR. GOD! I! AM! YOUR! COSMOS!!! I! AM! YOUR! SAVIOR!!!! Got that, woman?

dreamwalker050: And I'm the gundam wing savior

dreamwalker050: Well what am I?

Piiza: Yes, yes yes...

MachikoK12: You are my twin!

dreamwalker050: TWIN! WAIT! You are 11 I'm 16, how am I your twin?

MachikoK12: Logically power speaking! As in you can do whatever I can, except my attacks.

dreamwalker050: oooooo I am a WRITER! hehe

MachikoK12: Now GO!

dreamwalker050: me?

MachikoK12: Or I will send Juurigha! No. Piiza here.

dreamwalker050: Oooook I'm safe!

Piiza: Yesyes *scampers*

dreamwalker050: *sings* Then I saw her face! Now I'm a believer! Not a trace of doubt in my mind.

MachikoK12: Now THAT'S settled...Trunks-chan! *glomp*

Trunks: Ohh...my...god...

Heero: She's not glomping me!

*everyone sighs*

dreamwalker050: *sings* How do I get there from here? How do I make you see? How do I tell you what my heart's been telling me? Lost in your loving arms that's where I wanna be, you know I love you. How do I get there?

MachikoK12: I glomp only TWO peeps

dreamwalker050: GO ME!

MachikoK12: RESUME!

MachikoK12: *back to the classroom*

MachikoK12: Hi my clone!

MachikoK12: Continueing the introductions...Dreamwalker050!

dreamwalker050: yes?

MachikoK12: Introduction...?

dreamwalker050: OOOOO! Ok. I'm Julietta. I'm from my house, and I love ME!

MachikoK12: Good

dreamwalker050: And the telephone

MachikoK12: Clone?

MachikoK12: My name's Machiko*in anime world anyways...*! And I love...Hee-chan and Trunks-chan! And the internet!

dreamwalker050: Chocolate!

MachikoK12: Those are the tops. SUGAR!

dreamwalker050: ok

MachikoK12: And I'm a ninja!

dreamwalker050: well if you are a ninja

MachikoK12: Good. Quatre?

dreamwalker050: I wanna be a vampire

MachikoK12: Wait!

dreamwalker050: what?

MachikoK12: I come from the Treant's Forest!

dreamwalker050: ooook

MachikoK12: And my father's Hawkeye! And my mom's Suzuka!

MachikoK12: Great. Quatre?

Quatre: Quatre Ruababa Winner. L4 colony, love music

MachikoK12: And my full name is Machiko Hayai Kurayami!

dreamwalker050: music?

MachikoK12: Great...now...

Quatre: Yes. *pulls out violin*

dreamwalker050: EWWWW!

Quatre: *plays Mozart*

dreamwalker050: VIOLIN. MOZART!

MachikoK12: Be nice! *whacks her*

dreamwalker050: WHAT?

MachikoK12: I think Bach is better though..and Beethoven, but Quatre's a sweetie person!

Quatre: *blushes*

dreamwalker050: No I like Mozart! And the violin is kewl. BUT!

MachikoK12: Look! Blushes just like Trunks!

dreamwalker050: I'm a drummer

MachikoK12: I'm a violinst in the real world. But in this world, I play flute

dreamwalker050: FLUTE! I play flute in band. BUT.

MachikoK12: And flute like instruments

dreamwalker050: I suck

MachikoK12: Like the Piccolo!

dreamwalker050: ANYWAYZ! NEXT!

MachikoK12: *plays a light and happy flute song**Theme from Seiken Densetsu 3*

MachikoK12: Heero?

Heero: Heero Yuy. Space. I love explosives. And detonating.

dreamwalker050: Yucky skin tight jeans

MachikoK12: Yeah...great

dreamwalker050: anywho

MachikoK12: Anyways, Trowa?

Trowa: Trowa Barton. Space. I love acrobats.

dreamwalker050: ooooooo

MachikoK12: *stops playing* Acrobats?

dreamwalker050: acrobats!

MachikoK12: That's cool! I like poetry-in-motion too!

dreamwalker050: hmmmm? OK NEXT!

MachikoK12: Graceful and useful

MachikoK12: Wufei?

dreamwalker050: Sounds like a dog's name...

Wufei: Chang Wufei. Clan from L5. Was married. But wife was too weak in battle, and died *sniffs*

MachikoK12: Poor baby... *pat pat*

dreamwalker050: MARRIED? Oh yuck.

MachikoK12: Mei Lan!

Wufei: *sobs* She was real nice too! *stops sobbing* Sobbing is weak. I love katanas, and Nataku.

MachikoK12: Good. Trunks?

Trunks: Um...Trunks Briefs, East Capital City...I love...my sword.

dreamwalker050: ooooook...I'm gonna keep my mouth shut on that one.

Tapion: *comes from a rip in the wallpaper* I GAVE YOU THAT SWORD!!! DON'T YOU LOVE ME?

Trunks: You're a guy.

Tapion: I'm an it!

MachikoK12: WHATEVER! YOU'RE JUST LIKE FIORE! GO BACK TO YOUR HOLE! *shoves Tapion back*

dreamwalker050: Someone ripped the wallpaper!

MachikoK12: Punk freak*mutter mutter*.

MachikoK12: Oh? We'll have to get that checked. *snaps fingers*

*It's mended*

dreamwalker050: Oooo, Duo should wear a dress and have his hair piled on top of his head. And have a tiara

MachikoK12: There.

dreamwalker050: He would look sooooo cute

Duo: NOOOOO!!!

dreamwalker050: Pleeeeaaaasssseeee

Duo: Noooo......!!!

MachikoK12: WE. ARE. YOUR. ALMIGHTIES!

dreamwalker050: and the writers too

MachikoK12: Dreamwalker, here's the creation notes *tosses a labtop* We can make them do WHATEVER....heh...

dreamwalker050: creation notes? *stares blankly at the screen*

MachikoK12: Yah

dreamwalker050: Hmmmmmmm, Ok listen up!

MachikoK12: Boot it up. *presses button*

dreamwalker050: I want Duo in a pink frilly dress!

*Duo's in a pink frilly dress*

dreamwalker050: I think we should raid Relena's closet.

MachikoK12: We already did. That's why it's there.

dreamwalker050: His hair piled on top of his head. And a tiara. And really nice pink high heels. Not the chunky kind though. The kind you see all the old actresses wearing.

MachikoK12: Oh dear, that's in Relena's headpiece and footwear places! We haven't raided there yet!

dreamwalker050: hmmmmm... Well hurry up!

MachikoK12: You're coming with me!

dreamwalker050: And take Trunks with you for company. hehe

MachikoK12: Trunks-sama!

dreamwalker050: Okie dokie

MachikoK12: Alright, just take the walkie talkie

dreamwalker050: ok

MachikoK12: *tosses her a walkie talkie*

MachikoK12: Let's go!

Trunks: WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MEEEE~~!?

dreamwalker050: *presses a button* Little pigeon this is mother hen do you copy little pigeon?

Vegeta: Wrong channel, woman

MachikoK12: Damn you, Vegeta, stop interfering with the lines! I am not a pigeon either.

dreamwalker050: AHHHH! Ok little really cute birdy?

MachikoK12: My code is Ninja!

dreamwalker050: FINE!

MachikoK12: Yours is Vampire

dreamwalker050: Ninja this is Vampy, do you copy ninja?

MachikoK12: Clear. I am concealed in Relena's room.

Trunks: Why are we underneath a bed?

dreamwalker050: Ok find the stuff and get out of there

MachikoK12: Shut it, Trunks, I don't know.

dreamwalker050: BED! Oh and see if you can find a black tuxedo.

Vegeta: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU BRAT!!??

MachikoK12: Roger

dreamwalker050: For Wufei, please. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MachikoK12: *finds a black tuxedo* WHY does she have a TUXEDO I'll never know

dreamwalker050: Maybe she plays dress up? Maybe she's a guy in disguise?

Trunks: This closet is dark...

Bulma: TRUNKS! ARE YOU THERE!?

Vegeta: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A WOMAN?!

MachikoK12: STOP INTERFERING WITH THE LINES!

dreamwalker050: Ooooo FIGHT! What am I going to do?

Vegeta: Did I tell you something about HONOR, boy!?

dreamwalker050: My little ninja buddy is gone, I have no cutesy shoes or tiara!

Vegeta: You are of the Royal Bloodline of the Saiyan Race!

dreamwalker050: Who's racing?

MachikoK12: Sorry, I was trying on an outfit. Fencing outfit!

dreamwalker050: What?!?! Oh. Ok.

MachikoK12: White! Looks nice. the only thing good in this closet!

dreamwalker050: White? We need those shoes!

Trunks: *blush* Couldn't you have WARNED me?

dreamwalker050: Hurry up will ya?

MachikoK12: Sorry! I thought you couldn't see

dreamwalker050: Duo's trying to strip!

MachikoK12: Alrighty! Damn. Relena's here

dreamwalker050: You might wanna hurry

MachikoK12: Must change into a pink outfit

dreamwalker050: I'll send in Heero to stalk her. Hehe

MachikoK12: NO!

dreamwalker050: Why not?

MachikoK12: Heero will NOT go within FIVE feet of that arrogant girl!

dreamwalker050: How about 3 feet?

MachikoK12: No

dreamwalker050: Darn

MachikoK12: Got in the outfit.

dreamwalker050: HEY! It's not FAIR!

MachikoK12: What? Anyways...

dreamwalker050: Heero gets to kiss Duo. How come that ALWAYS happens?

MachikoK12: I KNOW....

Heero: Omae wo KOROSU those damned writers!

dreamwalker050: Oh well.

Quatre: I think that's sweet!

dreamwalker050: Can we change that? HUh, huh?

*everyone stares at Quatre*

MachikoK12: Quatre! Are you sick?

dreamwalker050: Yeah check his forehead. He may have a fever.

MachikoK12: Anyways...Vampy. I got dressed. Now I blend perfectly into the wall.

dreamwalker050: Pink wall?

MachikoK12: Trunks, hold the talkie. Give her my status.

Trunks: Sure

MachikoK12: It's pink EVERYTHING in this room

dreamwalker050: oooo

Trunks: Okay. Ninja is walking right passed Relena.

dreamwalker050: What about you? Are you stuck in there, hu little man?

Trunks: I'm hiding in the closet.

Vegeta: Damn RIGHT you are, boy!

dreamwalker050: ooo closet, I have an idea! Quick put on something PINK!

Vegeta: You will NOT EVER wear pink!

Trunks: I'm not gonna wear pink. The entire point of being in the closet.

dreamwalker050: WEll, it will bring out the color in his eyes. hmmm

Trunks: Okay. Now she is grabbing the high heels.

dreamwalker050: How about a nice red mixed with white? *looks hopeful*HIGH HEELS! Oh Duo's gonna look sooooooooo cute!

Vegeta: YOU SICK WOMAN! HE IS MY SON! HE WILL NOT WEAR PINK, OR RED!

dreamwalker050: Red's a good color, color of blood.

Trunks: I lost sight of her.

dreamwalker050: uh oh.. UNICORN!

Trunks: Now her feet are in the high heels, I can't identify her from the wall.

dreamwalker050: hmmmm... What about her hair? Can't you see her hair?

Trunks: Her hair's wrapped in a pink piece of cloth. I sense her ki. She's going near the mirror. Now I see her.

dreamwalker050: ok

Trunks: Her face is also pink. And she got pink contacts. I never knew so much pink crap was in this closet.

dreamwalker050: Well, life is full of little surprises.

Vegeta: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IT A CLOSET?! YOU ARE THE HEIR OF A STRONG ROYAL BLOODLINE! GO OUT THERE LIKE A MAN!

dreamwalker050: Hmmm, I think that the wedding of Duo and Wufei will be splendid. Oh pops chill out!

Trunks: She's removing her mask

dreamwalker050: oh no!*on the edge of her chair*

Trunks: I think that was a face smoother manicure paste. Looks nicer and softer.

Bulma: My son's growing uuup~~!

dreamwalker050: ewwww! Hormones!

Trunks: She's applying it again

dreamwalker050: ok?

Trunks: Pink lipstick again too

dreamwalker050: What's she want, fuller healthier.....um... yeah pink lipstick sounds great

Trunks: She's finding a tiara.

dreamwalker050: ok

Trunks: Sparkly with pink rose quartz gems. She's mouthing something. She's asking if it's okay.

dreamwalker050: YES! PERFECT! Tell her get back here on the double.

Trunks: She got the messages

dreamwalker050: Duo's starting to scare me! Mommy!

Trunks: What the hell is she doing now?!

dreamwalker050: um... dancing?

Trunks: She's looking in Relena's diary!

dreamwalker050: LOL! Relena better hide now!

Trunks: She's scribbling some stuff with the pink pen onto the bedspread. It says.. OH MY....!!!

dreamwalker050: it says oh my?

Trunks: NO! It's...so...!

dreamwalker050: um......... dude? So what? WHAT DOES IT SAY?

Trunks: It says 'Hee-chan is mine, along with Trunks-chan, and you better Fu** off you lowlife Heero good-for-nothing stalker Bi***! I'm not saying those bad words. So rude.

Vegeta: BRAT! YOU MUST BE LIKE A MAN!

dreamwalker050: lol

Trunks: But! *whimpers*

dreamwalker050: It's ok Trunks dude. You don't have to say them

Trunks: She's coming back with the diary

Trunks: And she stole all the Heero dolls around the room and put them in a pink bag. Walks right passed Relena.

dreamwalker050: oh go her!

Trunks: She just punched Relena in the face.

Relena: My beautiful face! It's bleeding!

dreamwalker050: ouch!

MachikoK12: I AM YOUR GOD!

dreamwalker050: Oh no! Not her FACE.

MachikoK12: YOU WILL NOT STALK HEERO!

dreamwalker050: Ok, back to home base please!

Trunks: Ninja is coming back

dreamwalker050: Thank you! Back where?

Trunks: BAck to the mirror

dreamwalker050: You know I don't think being in that closet is a good idea you two. Ok...

Trunks: She's now on the phone. She's stealing money too!

dreamwalker050: ooooo money!

Trunks: And all the Heero pictures. What is with this Relena girl?

dreamwalker050: obsession?

Trunks: Alright. She's coming back to the closet.

MachikoK12: Yo? Vamp?

dreamwalker050: yup?

MachikoK12: Got stuff

dreamwalker050: Can we hurry up please? I wanna play wedding!

MachikoK12: I got some jewelery too as a bonus.

MachikoK12: Alright, first I gotta change. All this pink is getting to me

Trunks: AAAHHH!!!

MachikoK12: Eep! Turn away!

dreamwalker050: yeah

Trunks: *turns*

MachikoK12: Alrighty, done

dreamwalker050: okiedokie

MachikoK12: Let's go back WAit!*grabs a pink marker and scribbles over Relena's face* There. Now...I must write. Fuck....off....you....lowlife....There. Coming back.

*Later*

MachikoK12: Guys! I'm BAAAACK!!! Okay. Got the clothes.

dreamwalker050: ok YAY! GIVE ME! *grabs tiara, shoes and tux* Well it was Sully Erna, so I can't complain...anywho.

MachikoK12: Ah

dreamwalker050: Have you read my story on the site yet?

MachikoK12: story? *blank*

dreamwalker050: Yeah my little medieval magick thingie.

MachikoK12: Uhh....No

dreamwalker050: I put up a story on fanfiction.net and you said that you would read it!

MachikoK12: I don't recall...*sheepish grin* Anyways, I'll do it right now!

dreamwalker050: Um... ok?

MachikoK12: What's it called?

dreamwalker050: Wait no! Don't read it yet

MachikoK12: OK...

dreamwalker050: I wanna know what the diary said.

MachikoK12: Ah

dreamwalker050: yeah

MachikoK12: *whips out the diary* From where?

dreamwalker050: I don't know

MachikoK12: AS in, start from where? From the day which she met Heero? Or the day Heero came to her school? Wait a second...

dreamwalker050: ok?

MachikoK12: Why are all the days marked as the day when Heero blahblahblah? The Day when Heero came to school.

dreamwalker050: Maybe that's the only thing she knows?

MachikoK12: The Day Heero came

dreamwalker050: Maybe you should ask Heero...

MachikoK12: The Day Heero went to space

dreamwalker050: space? ooooo

MachikoK12: The Day Heero pointed a gun at me three times...wahhh!

dreamwalker050: ooo three times? REally? I wonder how many times he's pointed a gun at you

MachikoK12: The Day Heero was showering, and I caught a glimpse...

dreamwalker050: in one day I mean

MachikoK12: WHAT???

dreamwalker050: EEEWWWWW!!!!!!!

Heero: RELENA OMAE WO KOROSU!!!

dreamwalker050: That's gross. ARe we ever gonna play wedding?

MachikoK12: Listen to this..

dreamwalker050: ok

MachikoK12: 'Oh, I felt something trigger when Heero clicked his!'

dreamwalker050: um.... what are we talking about? My ears are innocent!

MachikoK12: 'It must of been a strong sense of love, since it came out. OH Heero, I hope he loves me! But whyever did I have to go the hospital...?' Bleh!

dreamwalker050: He loves me. He loves me.... NOT! Um... yeah...ok. So how's everyone doing?

Heero: I will KILL her!!

dreamwalker050: Ok. You do that.

MachikoK12: Listen!

dreamwalker050: what?

MachikoK12: 'I spent ALL day trying to bribe the girls at my school not to flirt with Heero!'

dreamwalker050: All day huh?

MachikoK12: 'I lost TWO THOUSAND bucks, but it was worth it'

dreamwalker050: oh wow. Heero was it worth it?

Heero: I wouldn't know

dreamwalker050: oh ok

Girl: Heero! Heero! I just wanted to tell you, I love you! Relena paid me a hundred bucks not to tell you, but she's out cold right now.

dreamwalker050: Oh nO! Why does everyone love Heero? How come no one loves Duo?

MachikoK12: Cuz he wasn't there

dreamwalker050: well I'm not talking about just school. No one loves Quatre, Trowa, Wufei, or Duo. Well no one except themselves and each other

Girl: KKKYAAA! LOOK! WUFFFEEEEEEEEEIII!!!

Wufei: NO! I thought you died in the explosion!

dreamwalker050: Uh oh