PoK
Episode 3: Ash catches a Digimon!
My Poke`mon are gonna be the best,
Like Mewtwo never was,
I will train them very hard,
To make em` as strong as Gyrados!
I'll travel through Oak's Lab,
Serching for my mum,
If my Poke`mon ever wins,
I will tell them "Well done!"
PoKe`MoN!
Gotta Catch Em` All!
Oh It's you and me,
Can you tell your Primeape to let me free?
PoKe`MoN!
Gotta Catch Em` All!
If you were my best friend,
You would free me from this Charmeleon!
PoKeMoN!
Gotta Catch Em` All!
Oh, Dexter is telling the truth,
That dogs do say WOOF,
You tease me and I'll hang you from the roof!
PO KAY MON!
Gotta Catch Em`
Gotta Catch Em`
Gotta Catch Em` ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Dexter: Ow! You threw me again!
Ash: Sorry Misty! POKEDEX GO!!!
(The poke`ball hits Yokomon! Yokomon is caught)
Ash: YAY! I caught Yokomon!
Snubbull: SNUB!!!!!
Misty: Oh god help me!
Ash:(letting yokomon out of the pokeball) Hi Yokomon!
Yokomon: Hallo! My name is Yokomon! I will serve and protect you!
Misty: Help me!!
Snubbull: Bull Bull!!
Yokomon: Hello lady! I am yokomon! You are very good looking!
Misty: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT IS TRYING TO ATTACK ME!!!! SAVE ME ASH!!!!
Ash: What? There's a pokemon called save?
Misty: Jesus christ, he's as thick a titanium pole!
Ash: What's a pole?
Dexter: Misty has really got a point there!
Yokomon: Hello good looking lady! What is your name? Why are you scared of me?
Ash: (actully understanding what is going on) Yeah! Why are you scared of, uh, what is your name again?
Misty: There are three things I'm scared of: Digimon, Salt and Lesbians!
Dexter: 10 bucks he'll say "Misty, what's a lesbian?"
Ash: Misty, what's salt?
Dexter: Oops! My mistake! Here's 10 bucks!
Misty: This is a twent-I mean thank you Dexter!
Dexter: What ever!
Yokomon: (going up to Dexter) Hello Robot thing, my name is Yokomon!
Dexter: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ash: Why is everyone scared of Bulbasaur!
Dexter: Bulbasaur?
Misty: Bubasaur?
Yokomon: Bulbasaur?
Snubbull: Snubbull Snub(Bulbasaur?)
Ash: What's a Bulbasaur?
(Dexter, Misty, Yokomon and Snubbull fall over, pokemon style)
Ash: Well come on Metapod and uh, thingy, LETS CATCH ANOTHER POKEMON!!!
Dexter: Great.....
(Suddenly an Onix comes out of the bushes. Hey! Isn't Onix weak against grass? Who cares!)
Onix: Roooaaarrrr!!!!
Ash: Dexter! What is this pokemon?
Dexter: (official voice) Onix! The big pokemon! This pokemon is weak against normal, flying and electric pokemon and good against water, grass and psychic pokemon!
Ash: Cool!! Pokeball Go!
(Onix whacks the pokeball back to Ash with it's tail!)
Ash: Ow!!!
Onix: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM SO GREAT!!! I mean- ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!
Misty: Ash you moron! Don't you know that you have to weaken the pokemon before you catch it!
Ash: What does weaken mean?
Misty: God! Just fight the pokemon!
Ash: What does fight mean?
Misty: ARGGGHHHHHH!!!! Go Goldeen!!
(Goldeen dies becoause it isn't in water)
Misty: Oops! Return Goldeen! Go Starmie!
(Starmie dies as well)
Misty: Oops!
(Dexter, Yokomon, Snubbull and Onix fall over again. Onix falls on a rock and knockes itself out!
Misty: Quickly! Catch it!
Ash: POKEBALL GO!!!!
Yokomon: Ow! How come you threw me, master?
Ash: Oops! Sorry Dexter! Go Misty!
(The pokeball hits onix and catches it!)
Ash: Yay! I caught Dexter!
Onix: Roooar?
(Suddenly two people come out of the same bushes the Onix was in. They are badly hurt!)
Yas Leader: Prepare for double!
Kas Leader: And make it trouble!
Yas Leader: To protect the world from our nation!
Kas Leader: To unite all people with devastation!
Yas Leader: To denounce the evils of truth above!
Kas Leader: To extend our wrath to the stars we love!
Yas Leader: Yas Leader!
Kas Leader: Kas Leader!
Yas Leader: Team YasKas blasts off at the sight of a fight!
Kas Leader: Surrender now at the speed of light!
Koffing: KOFFING! THAT'S RIGHT!
Misty: Not them again!
Ash: Who are they?
Misty: Don't you remember! Those people at the pokemon centre!
Ash: What's a pokemon? Or a centre?
Misty, Dexter and Yokomon: ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Yas Leader: Give us that snubbull!!
Kas Leader: Why do we want the Snubbull?
Yas Leader: No idea, it's in the script!
Ash: What's a snubbull?
Koffing: It's that pokemon there you-
Ash: That's my pokedex!
Dexter: I'm over here, dumbass! That's your snubbull!
Snubbull: Snub Snub!!
Ash: Good idea metapod! Lets face there pokemon! Metapod! Onix!! Fight!
(Snubbull gets toasted by electabuzz, and Scyther used it's ninja skills to kick the shit out of Onx)
Ash: Oh no!! GO YOKOMON!!
Misty: How come Ash is really smart now?
Dexter: Because the author is desperate to finish the fic, and doesn't want to waste time with Ash wondering what Go, Take and Ash mean!
Misty: Why does he have to be so cheap!! Supid lazy-
Cyclone49: Ay!!! I resent that!!!
(Misty disappears and is replaced by Jesse dressed in Misty's clothes!
Jesse: I was wondering when I was gonna be able to be in the fic!!
Cyclone49: (drools)Mmmm... Huh what!! Oh yeah! Jesse just act like Misty!!
Jesse: Uh, okay! (misty's voice) Oh look at me! I'm misty!! I'm am so great! I rape a kid 2 years younger then me every-
Cyclone49: Ahhhh!! Stop it your scaring me!! Just act like yourself, but with Misty's water pokemon, and Misty'slove for water pokemon!
Jesse: Okay!!
Ash: Yokomon! Use, uh, what attacks do you have?
Yokomon: I have Peppermint breath and Poison Ivy!
Ash: YOKOMON!! USE POISON IVY!!!
(Poison Ivy does, uh, whatever Poison Ivy does! Hey, I know jack shit about Digimon!)
Yas Leader: They beat us!!
Kas Leader: Cheese is cool, I mean, How could they beat us?
Koffing: Koff! That's impossible!
All three: Team YasKas is blasting off again!!(twinkle)
Ash: YAY!! I BEAT THEM!!
Jesse: Yeah whatever, Twerp!
Cyclone49: JESSE!!
Jesse: Uh, I mean, He really does care about pokemon!
(The narrater suddenly bursts ino the room)
Narrater: Sorry, I'm late!
Cyclone49: You definitly are! This is the end of the THIRD episode!
Narrater: Sorry, my car broke down!
Cyclone49: Forget it! Just start narrating!
Narrater: Sure, okay! Will Team YasKas ever win? Will Misty ever come back into the series? Will Ash ever learn the names of his pokemon?
Ash: Huh?
Narrater: Find out on the next episode of Pokemon: Special Cyclone Edition!!!!!
Ash: What does special mean?
The Poke`rap!
My pokemon gonna be best,
Like mewtwo never was,
Train `em very hard,
So their strong as gyrados!
Farfetch'D, Oak, Homophobics and Snakes,
Tracey, Snorlax, Hiker and Cakes!
We will travel through Oaks lab,
Lookin` for me mum,
My pokemon's gonna win,
I'm gonna say well done!
Pichu, Pikachu, Raichu and Zeus,
Baboons, Chimps, Monkeys and a moose!!!
2524337464537290227535773435336 and more to see,
To be a master of pokemon is my destiny
PO KAY MON!!
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