Girl: WWUFFFFEEEII!!
dreamwalker050: *sings incoherent songs* Ok so that clears Wufei. What about the others?
Wufei: No! Get away from me, Mi-ran!
Mi-ran: WUFFFEEEEI!!
dreamwalker050: so does that mean that Duo's gay?
MachikoK12: *whips out Relena's diary*Ah HAH...here it is...
dreamwalker050: hmmmmm
MachikoK12: 'Today, Heero tried to kill me three times. I thought I was going to swoon from excitment! I think I'm getting Heero on! This is good, if it gets going better like this, I'll hear those beautiful words. "Relena, I love you!" Now, I got to go find Heero.'*gag*
Heero: That THICKheaded woman...
Wufei: Ack! Mobs of weak women are coming this way!!
Duo: I can't find a babe, either. what's happening to this world?
dreamwalker050: babe? WEAK WOMEN?
MachikoK12: Ack! Look! Some of them are in Relena's uniform!
dreamwalker050: ewwww
Wufei: Isn't that the...noo....it's MY CLAN'S CLOTHING!!! AAAAAAAAH!!! I THOUGHT THEY DIED!
dreamwalker050: hmmmmm
Duo: Hey, look at that, it's from the L2 colony's basic wearing....
dreamwalker050: um.....hey!
Duo: Not any of them are cute either
dreamwalker050: What happened to the pink dress?
MachikoK12: The pink dress for Duo? Or the pink dress I wore for the sneaking.
dreamwalker050: yup
MachikoK12: IN the bag
dreamwalker050: and the tux for wufei
MachikoK12: In the bag. The Pink Bag with the Heero picture on it
dreamwalker050: Well, I want the wedding to hurry up and get started!
MachikoK12: The Pink bag with five Heero pictures were for the dolls. First, we must get rid of these mobs!
dreamwalker050: Um........no. Ok. Um... can we tap dance too?
MachikoK12: Yeah...but....I'm not tapdancing.
dreamwalker050: Not us. Them.
MachikoK12: Look! Five flags! Heero's fangirls...*gag*
dreamwalker050: lol
MachikoK12: Duo's fangirls...*gag gag*
dreamwalker050: DUO!
MachikoK12: Quatre's fangirls...*gag gag gag*
dreamwalker050: gag!
MachikoK12: Trowa's fangirls...*gag gag gag gag* Wufei's fangirls...*choke*
dreamwalker050: lol
MachikoK12: Ack! ack! ack! Anyways, we have to get these fangirls away. Ki blast?
dreamwalker050: hmmm
Trunks: I don't think that's necess-
MachikoK12: Yes!
dreamwalker050: I always thought we should show them pictures of Relena naked...
MachikoK12: Eew! Though I did get some pictures...
dreamwalker050: Um........not going to ask
MachikoK12: *Takes out two wrapped packages*
dreamwalker050: um......
MachikoK12: One's Heero naked pics...One's herself naked pics...
dreamwalker050: Um.... you can keep that one of Heero
MachikoK12: I think she was trying to pair the pictures up
dreamwalker050: Oooook
MachikoK12: Naw. I'll give them to Heero. I'm not the Hentai type. Cuz *takes out another package*
dreamwalker050: hmmmm
MachikoK12: This one has the double pics. She glued them together.-_-;;
dreamwalker050: ummmm
MachikoK12: Yes?
*THUD THUD THUD*
dreamwalker050: What was that?
MachikoK12: Heero and Duo and Wufei have been tackled!
dreamwalker050: AHHHH
*THUD THUD*
MachikoK12: Quatre and Trowa too!
dreamwalker050: OH No! They got the girly braided man?
MachikoK12: But, all the Gundam pilots are tackled now...why is there a half of them still searching the room?
dreamwalker050: You?
MachikoK12: Uh oh...*covers Trunks in a black sheet*
dreamwalker050: Trunks? ME?
MachikoK12: Naw...the guys are FAR back...WAY behind the girls
dreamwalker050: Lots of girls?
MachikoK12: Take this! *throws a black cloth*
dreamwalker050: for?
MachikoK12: Remember that the wallpaper is black. So we don't get trampled over?
dreamwalker050: oooooo, but I wanna get trampled.
Trunks: *muffled* Why is this cloth covering me?
dreamwalker050: Blend in and act natural
Girl: *squeak* That's his sexy voice! Over there, girls!
dreamwalker050: Um.....
Trunks: Eep
dreamwalker050: Hey, I have a idea.
MachikoK12: What?
*Trunks's cloth falls off*
Girl: IT'S HIM!!
*THUD*
MachikoK12: There goes another....
dreamwalker050: Oh well. Let's make a chorus line.
MachikoK12: GET OFF OF MY MAN!
dreamwalker050: We can have all the girls stand in a line and do the can can. And don't you mean men?
MachikoK12: Oh, yeah
dreamwalker050: Yeah, and while you're at it could ya free Duo? I have plans for the braided girly man.
Heero: *is blue* Ugh...esti....mate....10503 pounds...on...top...
MachikoK12: Hee-chan!*whaps girls off like flies*
dreamwalker050: Does blue mean he's no longer breathing?
*They fly across the room like flies*
dreamwalker050: well.....
Heero: *face is getting less blue*
MachikoK12: After all that whapping, I only took of a quarter of the girls? Dang *repeatedly whaps the girls off*
dreamwalker050: Oh strike up the band!
MachikoK12: *runs over to the piano* *plays CanCan*
dreamwalker050: Um.....
MachikoK12: *snaps fingers*
Hilde: Why am I here?
dreamwalker050: CAN CAN!
Sally: I don't know...
dreamwalker050: hey where are the introductions?
*drums and random instruments appear in front of them*
MachikoK12: Introductions?
dreamwalker050: Yeah introduce me. We have to play the getting to know you game again, so that I know them
Sally: Sally Po. L4 colony. I love Wufei.
Wufei: WOMAN???!!!
Girl: Oh NO! More competition!
Sally: I'm gonna beat your puny ass.
dreamwalker050: AHHHHHHHHH!! Hey um.... dudette? I think you should have a talk with the pilots about drinking and screwing Relena...
MachikoK12: Dudette?
dreamwalker050: Yeah. That would be you.
MachikoK12: I'm not dudette! I'm Machiko!
dreamwalker050: I'm sooooo sorry. BUT you still need to talk to those people who have been squished
Heero:...I would not touch Relena with a twenty foot pole
MachikoK12: Squished? DIDN'T YOU ATTACH THE MAGNETS?! Nevermind...
dreamwalker050: Well you should at least talk to them about drinking
MachikoK12: *pitches back and throws LOTS of magnets at the fangirls* Alrighty. Let's play *takes out a five foot long horseshoe magnet*
dreamwalker050: play what?
*girls zoom and stick to it*
dreamwalker050: Oooo, this is fun!
MachikoK12: One layer: Complete
dreamwalker050: ok
MachikoK12: *throws more magnets* Aren't you gonna help?
dreamwalker050: Me? Nah I'm gonna watch
MachikoK12: *takes out the horseshoe again*
*girls zoom and stick*
MachikoK12: Second layer: Half-complete. Dang! *throws even more magnets* Want some heavy duty?
dreamwalker050: huh what?
MachikoK12: Alright! Do your stuff! Dimension Pocket! Get me a huge magnet! *pulls out a small pouch*
*A circle magnet with a twenty foot radius comes out"
MachikoK12: Man, this is kinda heavy *flies up*
*girls zoom up and stick*
dreamwalker050: Is it over yet?
*so does the horseshoe*
MachikoK12: Almost! Three more layers! THROW ALL THE MAGNETS I HAVE! I CAN'T DO IT! *turns upside down*
*fifteen thousand magnets come out*
MachikoK12: Throw it!
dreamwalker050: ok. Um.... where are those guys?
MachikoK12: The fanguys?
dreamwalker050: Yeah. Who's fans are they anyhow?
MachikoK12: They are still a mile behind. Ours....-_-;; The fanguys of the girls sticking to the magnet are two miles behind. Throw the magnets!!
dreamwalker050: Me? I can't throw
MachikoK12: JUST TOSS THEM! They are bound to get at least one girl.
dreamwalker050: Ok *tosses magnets weakly* Ooops
MachikoK12: *covers up the circle magnet so it doesn't go there* OH, nevermind...-_- HIIIEEEEYAAAAAAA!!! *expands out ki*
dreamwalker050: Ooook I'm gonna duck and cover
*magnets are blown towards the girls*
MachikoK12: Oh dear, there's still one left! Fiesty little one too
dreamwalker050: hmmm
MachikoK12: HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
dreamwalker050: Can we put her in a cage and then travel around as a freak show? I guess not
*Magnet crawls the other way*
MachikoK12: Dang. Hold this magnet, would ya?
dreamwalker050: Ok? Um... is it heavy?
MachikoK12: *flies down* Is 53922 pounds to much for you?
dreamwalker050: YES! That's heavy. Give to Wufei. Give him a chance to prove men aren't weak.
MachikoK12: But, Wufei's underneath 2030 girls...
dreamwalker050: Oh...hmmmm.How's about a different girl? I can't hold on to that
MachikoK12: ...Whap off the girls on top of Trunks. Or stand back.
dreamwalker050: I will stand back.
MachikoK12: Alrighty! EEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAA!!
*all the girls are blown everywhere*
dreamwalker050: ooook
MachikoK12: Um...okay? Now the magnet weighs 32 pounds...?
dreamwalker050: Ok I can handle that!
MachikoK12: Okay *gives it to her* *throws magnets in a circle around her* EEEEEEYYYYYAAAAA!!!
*magnets are blown in every direction*
MachikoK12: UNCOVER OUR MAGNET WEAPON, DREAMWALKER!
dreamwalker050: Umm.....*looks around* where?
MachikoK12: Take off the rubber cloth covering the magnet, dreamwalker! _
dreamwalker050: Ooooh, ok. *grabs cover thingie* This?
*Girls zoom and stick*
dreamwalker050: Oooo that was cool. Can we do that again?
MachikoK12: Sure. Our fanboys are going to enter
dreamwalker050: ok?
MachikoK12: I have installed a computer artificial intelliegence chip in the magnets. Password: Heeroyuy and Trunksbreifs!
*magnets pop up*
Magnets: Yes master
dreamwalker050: Um.... I'm scared
MachikoK12: Okay! MAGNETS! READY! SET! GO!
*magnets charge to the door*
MachikoK12: PLAN 3953! LATCH!
*magnets do a star formation, and charge at the fanboys*
Fanboys: EEEEYYAAAAAAAA!!!
dreamwalker050: Hey!
MachikoK12: UNCOVER OUR WEAPON, DREAMWALKER! Yes!
dreamwalker050: What just happened? AGAIN?
MachikoK12: The magnets latched onto the fanboys
dreamwalker050: *uncovers weapon*Fine
*Fanboys zoom and stick*
dreamwalker050: Ok now I have no one to play with and torture
MachikoK12: WHAT are you SAYING?! YOu got the 406823 fangirls on the magnet,plus 198452 fanguys, and the 2359 cats, and the 2053 dogs, HOW MANY MORE PEEPS DO YOU NEED?!
dreamwalker050: DUO
MachikoK12: Magnets, ready! SET! GO!
*free magnets run toward the now again covered magnet*
MachikoK12: Man, for magnets with such short legs they can move!
dreamwalker050: Um.... what was that?
MachikoK12: MAGNETS! PLAN 194! RUN!
*Magnets carry out the load of peeps*
MachikoK12: There!
dreamwalker050: Ok so where's my torture buddy?
MachikoK12: Right there! *points at Duo*
dreamwalker050: *whirls around and around* Hey I want to spin now, I'll be back!
MachikoK12: Behind the torn wallpaper
dreamwalker050: *starts to spin*
MachikoK12: Hee-chan!
Heero: ...thanks.
MachikoK12: YAAYY!!
Wufei: Those WOMEN! Ulgh! I thought I saw Shixiao!
dreamwalker050: um.....
Trowa: .....!!!
Trunks: It wasn't THAT heavy...was it?
dreamwalker050: Again um.....
Duo: *peeks out from behind torn wallpaper* Stop playing superman! It was SO heavy!
Quatre: *weakly* I think my leg is broken...
dreamwalker050: DUO!
MachikoK12: Magnets! CLOSE DOORS!
*BAM*
dreamwalker050: Ok, um... can we play a game or something?
MachikoK12: Magnets! Password: Relena is a lowlife stalker!
*Magnets go down*
MachikoK12: Yeah! The bags are untouched! Here's the tutu...Here's the dress
dreamwalker050: Tutu?
MachikoK12: Here's the tux
dreamwalker050: DRESS! Oh Duuuoooo!
MachikoK12: Here's all the jewelry
Duo: EEEEYYAAAAAAAAA!!!
dreamwalker050: Please? Okie dokie, MACHIKO!
MachikoK12: Yes?
dreamwalker050: We need to put Wufei in the tux
Wufei: YOU WILL NOT!
dreamwalker050: and Duo in the dress. I will TOO!
MachikoK12: We'll either have to knock them out cold, or hold them back
dreamwalker050: Hold them back?
MachikoK12: As in, restrain them. But who's gonna dress them? _
dreamwalker050: ME! Ok at least Duo.
MachikoK12: No. I got an even better idea
dreamwalker050: Ok?
MachikoK12: *takes out a couple of chips, computer chips**latches them onto the items*
dreamwalker050: Um.....is this safe?
MachikoK12: Why, of course! 84% chance of blowing up, but that's not a problem.
dreamwalker050: 84%?
MachikoK12: Okay, first, we must knock them out cold. EEEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAA!!! *causes earthquake*
G-pilots, Hilde, and Sally: *knocked out cold*
Trunks: ....that's strong, but not strong enough.
MachikoK12: Dang. CLOTHING, READY!
*Dresses and tux bounce up*
MachikoK12: Alright! Now, PLAN 1093! SET! GO!
*A dress goes to Duo and Quatre
dreamwalker050: Um.... ok
*a tux goes to Heero and Wufei*
dreamwalker050: What about Trowa?
*They go to a dressing room each*
Dress: I HATE red! Why am I RED??
MachikoK12: Dang
dreamwalker050: Hmmmmm
MachikoK12: *hypnotises the dress* You...love...red....
Dress: I....love...red...
MachikoK12: Snap OUT!
*dress runs to Trowa*
*get dressing room*
MachikoK12: Now, Trunks....We have an extra Dress!
Trunks: NOOOOO!
dreamwalker050: No!
MachikoK12: Okay, Trunks, what about the tux?
Vegeta: YOU WILL NOT MAKE MY SON GET INTO A STUPID TUX OR DRESS!
dreamwalker050: TUXEDO!
Vegeta: SHUT THE HELL UP, WOMAN!
dreamwalker050: Me?
Vegeta: BIG BANG ATTACK!
dreamwalker050: Um.... duck?
MachikoK12: dreamwalker! Do you have any special attacks?
dreamwalker050: No.
MachikoK12: Fine! THUNDDDDEER....NIN.....JITSSUUUUU!!!!
*the big bang attack was rammed into the wall*
dreamwalker050: Hey guess what!
MachikoK12: What?
dreamwalker050: I think you won
Vegeta: WOMAN!
MachikoK12: Hey! I think I got an idea...*devious grin*
dreamwalker050: uh oh
MachikoK12: THUNDER NINJITSU! *fills the whole room*
*Trunks and Vegeta are out cold with scarches*
MachikoK12: I didn't hit you, did I, dreamwalker?
dreamwalker050: nopers
MachikoK12: Okay.CLOTHING, READY! SET! GO! PLAN 1093!
*you know the drill*
dreamwalker050: uhhuh
MachikoK12: Now, we must wait
dreamwalker050: wait?
MachikoK12: Yes. They have to come back to their senses
dreamwalker050: oh ok
*Jeopardy song"
dreamwalker050: Hmmmm. Is it over yet?
*Do! do do do do do dunn....*
Guys: EEEYYYYYAAAAAAA!!!
MachikoK12: Yep. Definitely
dreamwalker050: hmmm
Disclaimer: More will be coming soon!
dreamwalker050: *sings incoherent songs* Ok so that clears Wufei. What about the others?
Wufei: No! Get away from me, Mi-ran!
Mi-ran: WUFFFEEEEI!!
dreamwalker050: so does that mean that Duo's gay?
MachikoK12: *whips out Relena's diary*Ah HAH...here it is...
dreamwalker050: hmmmmm
MachikoK12: 'Today, Heero tried to kill me three times. I thought I was going to swoon from excitment! I think I'm getting Heero on! This is good, if it gets going better like this, I'll hear those beautiful words. "Relena, I love you!" Now, I got to go find Heero.'*gag*
Heero: That THICKheaded woman...
Wufei: Ack! Mobs of weak women are coming this way!!
Duo: I can't find a babe, either. what's happening to this world?
dreamwalker050: babe? WEAK WOMEN?
MachikoK12: Ack! Look! Some of them are in Relena's uniform!
dreamwalker050: ewwww
Wufei: Isn't that the...noo....it's MY CLAN'S CLOTHING!!! AAAAAAAAH!!! I THOUGHT THEY DIED!
dreamwalker050: hmmmmm
Duo: Hey, look at that, it's from the L2 colony's basic wearing....
dreamwalker050: um.....hey!
Duo: Not any of them are cute either
dreamwalker050: What happened to the pink dress?
MachikoK12: The pink dress for Duo? Or the pink dress I wore for the sneaking.
dreamwalker050: yup
MachikoK12: IN the bag
dreamwalker050: and the tux for wufei
MachikoK12: In the bag. The Pink Bag with the Heero picture on it
dreamwalker050: Well, I want the wedding to hurry up and get started!
MachikoK12: The Pink bag with five Heero pictures were for the dolls. First, we must get rid of these mobs!
dreamwalker050: Um........no. Ok. Um... can we tap dance too?
MachikoK12: Yeah...but....I'm not tapdancing.
dreamwalker050: Not us. Them.
MachikoK12: Look! Five flags! Heero's fangirls...*gag*
dreamwalker050: lol
MachikoK12: Duo's fangirls...*gag gag*
dreamwalker050: DUO!
MachikoK12: Quatre's fangirls...*gag gag gag*
dreamwalker050: gag!
MachikoK12: Trowa's fangirls...*gag gag gag gag* Wufei's fangirls...*choke*
dreamwalker050: lol
MachikoK12: Ack! ack! ack! Anyways, we have to get these fangirls away. Ki blast?
dreamwalker050: hmmm
Trunks: I don't think that's necess-
MachikoK12: Yes!
dreamwalker050: I always thought we should show them pictures of Relena naked...
MachikoK12: Eew! Though I did get some pictures...
dreamwalker050: Um........not going to ask
MachikoK12: *Takes out two wrapped packages*
dreamwalker050: um......
MachikoK12: One's Heero naked pics...One's herself naked pics...
dreamwalker050: Um.... you can keep that one of Heero
MachikoK12: I think she was trying to pair the pictures up
dreamwalker050: Oooook
MachikoK12: Naw. I'll give them to Heero. I'm not the Hentai type. Cuz *takes out another package*
dreamwalker050: hmmmm
MachikoK12: This one has the double pics. She glued them together.-_-;;
dreamwalker050: ummmm
MachikoK12: Yes?
*THUD THUD THUD*
dreamwalker050: What was that?
MachikoK12: Heero and Duo and Wufei have been tackled!
dreamwalker050: AHHHH
*THUD THUD*
MachikoK12: Quatre and Trowa too!
dreamwalker050: OH No! They got the girly braided man?
MachikoK12: But, all the Gundam pilots are tackled now...why is there a half of them still searching the room?
dreamwalker050: You?
MachikoK12: Uh oh...*covers Trunks in a black sheet*
dreamwalker050: Trunks? ME?
MachikoK12: Naw...the guys are FAR back...WAY behind the girls
dreamwalker050: Lots of girls?
MachikoK12: Take this! *throws a black cloth*
dreamwalker050: for?
MachikoK12: Remember that the wallpaper is black. So we don't get trampled over?
dreamwalker050: oooooo, but I wanna get trampled.
Trunks: *muffled* Why is this cloth covering me?
dreamwalker050: Blend in and act natural
Girl: *squeak* That's his sexy voice! Over there, girls!
dreamwalker050: Um.....
Trunks: Eep
dreamwalker050: Hey, I have a idea.
MachikoK12: What?
*Trunks's cloth falls off*
Girl: IT'S HIM!!
*THUD*
MachikoK12: There goes another....
dreamwalker050: Oh well. Let's make a chorus line.
MachikoK12: GET OFF OF MY MAN!
dreamwalker050: We can have all the girls stand in a line and do the can can. And don't you mean men?
MachikoK12: Oh, yeah
dreamwalker050: Yeah, and while you're at it could ya free Duo? I have plans for the braided girly man.
Heero: *is blue* Ugh...esti....mate....10503 pounds...on...top...
MachikoK12: Hee-chan!*whaps girls off like flies*
dreamwalker050: Does blue mean he's no longer breathing?
*They fly across the room like flies*
dreamwalker050: well.....
Heero: *face is getting less blue*
MachikoK12: After all that whapping, I only took of a quarter of the girls? Dang *repeatedly whaps the girls off*
dreamwalker050: Oh strike up the band!
MachikoK12: *runs over to the piano* *plays CanCan*
dreamwalker050: Um.....
MachikoK12: *snaps fingers*
Hilde: Why am I here?
dreamwalker050: CAN CAN!
Sally: I don't know...
dreamwalker050: hey where are the introductions?
*drums and random instruments appear in front of them*
MachikoK12: Introductions?
dreamwalker050: Yeah introduce me. We have to play the getting to know you game again, so that I know them
Sally: Sally Po. L4 colony. I love Wufei.
Wufei: WOMAN???!!!
Girl: Oh NO! More competition!
Sally: I'm gonna beat your puny ass.
dreamwalker050: AHHHHHHHHH!! Hey um.... dudette? I think you should have a talk with the pilots about drinking and screwing Relena...
MachikoK12: Dudette?
dreamwalker050: Yeah. That would be you.
MachikoK12: I'm not dudette! I'm Machiko!
dreamwalker050: I'm sooooo sorry. BUT you still need to talk to those people who have been squished
Heero:...I would not touch Relena with a twenty foot pole
MachikoK12: Squished? DIDN'T YOU ATTACH THE MAGNETS?! Nevermind...
dreamwalker050: Well you should at least talk to them about drinking
MachikoK12: *pitches back and throws LOTS of magnets at the fangirls* Alrighty. Let's play *takes out a five foot long horseshoe magnet*
dreamwalker050: play what?
*girls zoom and stick to it*
dreamwalker050: Oooo, this is fun!
MachikoK12: One layer: Complete
dreamwalker050: ok
MachikoK12: *throws more magnets* Aren't you gonna help?
dreamwalker050: Me? Nah I'm gonna watch
MachikoK12: *takes out the horseshoe again*
*girls zoom and stick*
MachikoK12: Second layer: Half-complete. Dang! *throws even more magnets* Want some heavy duty?
dreamwalker050: huh what?
MachikoK12: Alright! Do your stuff! Dimension Pocket! Get me a huge magnet! *pulls out a small pouch*
*A circle magnet with a twenty foot radius comes out"
MachikoK12: Man, this is kinda heavy *flies up*
*girls zoom up and stick*
dreamwalker050: Is it over yet?
*so does the horseshoe*
MachikoK12: Almost! Three more layers! THROW ALL THE MAGNETS I HAVE! I CAN'T DO IT! *turns upside down*
*fifteen thousand magnets come out*
MachikoK12: Throw it!
dreamwalker050: ok. Um.... where are those guys?
MachikoK12: The fanguys?
dreamwalker050: Yeah. Who's fans are they anyhow?
MachikoK12: They are still a mile behind. Ours....-_-;; The fanguys of the girls sticking to the magnet are two miles behind. Throw the magnets!!
dreamwalker050: Me? I can't throw
MachikoK12: JUST TOSS THEM! They are bound to get at least one girl.
dreamwalker050: Ok *tosses magnets weakly* Ooops
MachikoK12: *covers up the circle magnet so it doesn't go there* OH, nevermind...-_- HIIIEEEEYAAAAAAA!!! *expands out ki*
dreamwalker050: Ooook I'm gonna duck and cover
*magnets are blown towards the girls*
MachikoK12: Oh dear, there's still one left! Fiesty little one too
dreamwalker050: hmmm
MachikoK12: HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
dreamwalker050: Can we put her in a cage and then travel around as a freak show? I guess not
*Magnet crawls the other way*
MachikoK12: Dang. Hold this magnet, would ya?
dreamwalker050: Ok? Um... is it heavy?
MachikoK12: *flies down* Is 53922 pounds to much for you?
dreamwalker050: YES! That's heavy. Give to Wufei. Give him a chance to prove men aren't weak.
MachikoK12: But, Wufei's underneath 2030 girls...
dreamwalker050: Oh...hmmmm.How's about a different girl? I can't hold on to that
MachikoK12: ...Whap off the girls on top of Trunks. Or stand back.
dreamwalker050: I will stand back.
MachikoK12: Alrighty! EEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAA!!
*all the girls are blown everywhere*
dreamwalker050: ooook
MachikoK12: Um...okay? Now the magnet weighs 32 pounds...?
dreamwalker050: Ok I can handle that!
MachikoK12: Okay *gives it to her* *throws magnets in a circle around her* EEEEEEYYYYYAAAAA!!!
*magnets are blown in every direction*
MachikoK12: UNCOVER OUR MAGNET WEAPON, DREAMWALKER!
dreamwalker050: Umm.....*looks around* where?
MachikoK12: Take off the rubber cloth covering the magnet, dreamwalker! _
dreamwalker050: Ooooh, ok. *grabs cover thingie* This?
*Girls zoom and stick*
dreamwalker050: Oooo that was cool. Can we do that again?
MachikoK12: Sure. Our fanboys are going to enter
dreamwalker050: ok?
MachikoK12: I have installed a computer artificial intelliegence chip in the magnets. Password: Heeroyuy and Trunksbreifs!
*magnets pop up*
Magnets: Yes master
dreamwalker050: Um.... I'm scared
MachikoK12: Okay! MAGNETS! READY! SET! GO!
*magnets charge to the door*
MachikoK12: PLAN 3953! LATCH!
*magnets do a star formation, and charge at the fanboys*
Fanboys: EEEEYYAAAAAAAA!!!
dreamwalker050: Hey!
MachikoK12: UNCOVER OUR WEAPON, DREAMWALKER! Yes!
dreamwalker050: What just happened? AGAIN?
MachikoK12: The magnets latched onto the fanboys
dreamwalker050: *uncovers weapon*Fine
*Fanboys zoom and stick*
dreamwalker050: Ok now I have no one to play with and torture
MachikoK12: WHAT are you SAYING?! YOu got the 406823 fangirls on the magnet,plus 198452 fanguys, and the 2359 cats, and the 2053 dogs, HOW MANY MORE PEEPS DO YOU NEED?!
dreamwalker050: DUO
MachikoK12: Magnets, ready! SET! GO!
*free magnets run toward the now again covered magnet*
MachikoK12: Man, for magnets with such short legs they can move!
dreamwalker050: Um.... what was that?
MachikoK12: MAGNETS! PLAN 194! RUN!
*Magnets carry out the load of peeps*
MachikoK12: There!
dreamwalker050: Ok so where's my torture buddy?
MachikoK12: Right there! *points at Duo*
dreamwalker050: *whirls around and around* Hey I want to spin now, I'll be back!
MachikoK12: Behind the torn wallpaper
dreamwalker050: *starts to spin*
MachikoK12: Hee-chan!
Heero: ...thanks.
MachikoK12: YAAYY!!
Wufei: Those WOMEN! Ulgh! I thought I saw Shixiao!
dreamwalker050: um.....
Trowa: .....!!!
Trunks: It wasn't THAT heavy...was it?
dreamwalker050: Again um.....
Duo: *peeks out from behind torn wallpaper* Stop playing superman! It was SO heavy!
Quatre: *weakly* I think my leg is broken...
dreamwalker050: DUO!
MachikoK12: Magnets! CLOSE DOORS!
*BAM*
dreamwalker050: Ok, um... can we play a game or something?
MachikoK12: Magnets! Password: Relena is a lowlife stalker!
*Magnets go down*
MachikoK12: Yeah! The bags are untouched! Here's the tutu...Here's the dress
dreamwalker050: Tutu?
MachikoK12: Here's the tux
dreamwalker050: DRESS! Oh Duuuoooo!
MachikoK12: Here's all the jewelry
Duo: EEEEYYAAAAAAAAA!!!
dreamwalker050: Please? Okie dokie, MACHIKO!
MachikoK12: Yes?
dreamwalker050: We need to put Wufei in the tux
Wufei: YOU WILL NOT!
dreamwalker050: and Duo in the dress. I will TOO!
MachikoK12: We'll either have to knock them out cold, or hold them back
dreamwalker050: Hold them back?
MachikoK12: As in, restrain them. But who's gonna dress them? _
dreamwalker050: ME! Ok at least Duo.
MachikoK12: No. I got an even better idea
dreamwalker050: Ok?
MachikoK12: *takes out a couple of chips, computer chips**latches them onto the items*
dreamwalker050: Um.....is this safe?
MachikoK12: Why, of course! 84% chance of blowing up, but that's not a problem.
dreamwalker050: 84%?
MachikoK12: Okay, first, we must knock them out cold. EEEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAA!!! *causes earthquake*
G-pilots, Hilde, and Sally: *knocked out cold*
Trunks: ....that's strong, but not strong enough.
MachikoK12: Dang. CLOTHING, READY!
*Dresses and tux bounce up*
MachikoK12: Alright! Now, PLAN 1093! SET! GO!
*A dress goes to Duo and Quatre
dreamwalker050: Um.... ok
*a tux goes to Heero and Wufei*
dreamwalker050: What about Trowa?
*They go to a dressing room each*
Dress: I HATE red! Why am I RED??
MachikoK12: Dang
dreamwalker050: Hmmmmm
MachikoK12: *hypnotises the dress* You...love...red....
Dress: I....love...red...
MachikoK12: Snap OUT!
*dress runs to Trowa*
*get dressing room*
MachikoK12: Now, Trunks....We have an extra Dress!
Trunks: NOOOOO!
dreamwalker050: No!
MachikoK12: Okay, Trunks, what about the tux?
Vegeta: YOU WILL NOT MAKE MY SON GET INTO A STUPID TUX OR DRESS!
dreamwalker050: TUXEDO!
Vegeta: SHUT THE HELL UP, WOMAN!
dreamwalker050: Me?
Vegeta: BIG BANG ATTACK!
dreamwalker050: Um.... duck?
MachikoK12: dreamwalker! Do you have any special attacks?
dreamwalker050: No.
MachikoK12: Fine! THUNDDDDEER....NIN.....JITSSUUUUU!!!!
*the big bang attack was rammed into the wall*
dreamwalker050: Hey guess what!
MachikoK12: What?
dreamwalker050: I think you won
Vegeta: WOMAN!
MachikoK12: Hey! I think I got an idea...*devious grin*
dreamwalker050: uh oh
MachikoK12: THUNDER NINJITSU! *fills the whole room*
*Trunks and Vegeta are out cold with scarches*
MachikoK12: I didn't hit you, did I, dreamwalker?
dreamwalker050: nopers
MachikoK12: Okay.CLOTHING, READY! SET! GO! PLAN 1093!
*you know the drill*
dreamwalker050: uhhuh
MachikoK12: Now, we must wait
dreamwalker050: wait?
MachikoK12: Yes. They have to come back to their senses
dreamwalker050: oh ok
*Jeopardy song"
dreamwalker050: Hmmmm. Is it over yet?
*Do! do do do do do dunn....*
Guys: EEEYYYYYAAAAAAA!!!
MachikoK12: Yep. Definitely
dreamwalker050: hmmm
Disclaimer: More will be coming soon!