PoK
Episode 4: Challenge of the Fatass!
My Poke`mon are gonna be the best,
Like Mewtwo never was,
I will train them very hard,
To make em` as strong as Gyrados!
I'll travel through Oak's Lab,
Serching for my mum,
If my Poke`mon ever wins,
I will tell them "Well done!"
PoKe`MoN!
Gotta Catch Em` All!
Oh It's you and me,
Can you tell your Primeape to let me free?
PoKe`MoN!
Gotta Catch Em` All!
If you were my best friend,
You would free me from this Charmeleon!
PoKeMoN!
Gotta Catch Em` All!
Oh, Dexter is telling the truth,
That dogs do say WOOF,
You tease me and I'll hang you from the roof!
PO KAY MON!
Gotta Catch Em`
Gotta Catch Em`
Gotta Catch Em` ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Narrater: In the last episode, I came in late, got to work, and, uh, the episode ended! Cyclone, what happened last episode!
Cyclone49: Well....
Ash: I know what happened!!! I fought in the Pokemon League and became DIGIMON MASTER!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM SO GREAT!!! I AM THE BE-
Cyclone49: No you didn't! You just caught a stupid yokomon-
Yokomon: HEY!!
Cyclone49: Shut up you!! Anyway, then Team Rocket, uh, YasKas arrived and you, somehow, managed to beat them!! And I replaced Misty with Jesse!!
Ash: YAY!! I BEAT GARY!! I AM GREEAAT!! By the way, who's Misty?
Jesse: Could this kid get ANY dumber??
Dexter: Lets hope not!!
(Ash turns into a cow)
Ash: HEY!! I'm cow-terpie!!
Cyclone49: OH NO! NO NO NO NO NO!! NOOOOOO!!!!
Jesse: What's wrong!!
Cyclone49: I FORGOT TO MAKE YOKOMON EVOLVE!!
Ash: What does evolve mean?? And what's a Kokomon?
Yokomon: My names yokomon you dumbass!!
Cyclone49: Just evolve, uh, digivolve!!!
Yokomon: (lights a cigar!) Whatever!
(Yokomon digivolves into, uh, what does yokomon evolve into??)
Cyclone49: Good question! Um, lets just make it evolve into uh, what other digimon are there?? Let me think... Oh! I've got one!! Yokomon will digivolve into Gorge BW ush!!
Dexter: Gorge W Bush???
Cyclone49: What? Why are you staring at me?
Jesse: Gorge W Bush is the American president, not a Digimon!
Yokomon: Now you tell me!!
(Camera swings around to see that Yokomon looks EXACTLY like Gorge Dubbya Bush!)
Cyclone49: Well forgive me for not knowing much about american history!
Dexter: History?
Cyclone49: Evolve into Agumon, that's a dagimon, uh, digimon, isn't it?
Yokomon: Yeah!
(Yokomon digivolves into Agumon!
(Suddenly we hear Jesse, uh, Misty scream!)
Jesse: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HELP ME ASH!!!!
Ash: Did you say something Dexter??
Dexter: ARRRGGGGHHH!! MISTY'S BEING ATTACKED YOU MORON!!!
Ash: What's a moron??
(Moron! Well we cut to where Misty is being attacked by a... HOLY CRAP! LOOK AT THAT FATASS!!!)
Dexter: Since when did you learn to talk?
(The authers been reading Materxi's fics too much!)
Materxi: Damn you Cyclone!! Lets battle!!
Cyclone49: Uh, not right now!! How about in an episode where not much happens!
Materxi: Damn you!! Well you will pay anyway!
Mu Naught: Megneton Ton! (that's right asshole!!)
Cyclone49: Er, back to the fic!
Fat Person: Hello screeching maiden! I am the ledgendary fatass!! I have come to battle you, Ash Ketchum!
Ash: Who's Ash Ketchum?
Fatass: You are not Ash Ketchum!
Ash: Yes I am! Why did you think that I wasn't?
Fatass: You are weird!!
Ash: Goooooo MewTwo!!!
Jesse: Ash, you don't have a Mewtwo!
Ash: Oh yeah! GOOOOOOOO METAPOD!!
Snubbull: Snub Snub!
Ash: Snubbull! USE EXPLOSION!!
Dexter: How come Ash remebered Snubbull's name??
Cyclone49: Oops! Sorry, I was a little preoccupied!
Ash: ns2u378ey326e6377e37e389
(A little?)
Materxi: Damn you Cyclone! How dare you steal or my fic ideas??
Cyclone49: Uh, I have to go! I have an, er, dentist appointement! Yeah! Thats it!
Mu Naught: Mag Mag (Coward)
MATER: Hallo!
Materxi: DIE!!!
(Ha Ha Ha)
Cyclone49: Do your job!
(Oh! Okay! Materxi shoots MATER!)
Fatass: Are we going to do something???
Cyclone49: Oh yeah! The battle!
Ash: Metapod! Use Psychic!
(Dumbass trainer, uh, I mean, Snubbull uses scratch on, uh, what pokemon did Fatass send out?)
Fatass: Go Charazard!
(Roasted Snubbull)
Ash: GO ONIX!!!
Dexter: Don't you remember what I told you about Onix being weak against fire! Use a grass or bug pokemon!
Ash: ONIX!! Hipnosis!!
(Luckelly, onix knows how to speak moron as well, and uses Rock Slide! Dead Charazard!)
Fatass: OH NO!! MY CHARIZARD!!
Ash: YAY! I BEAT uh, YOU!!!!
Fatass: I do have other pokemon you know!! GO STEELIX!!
(Steelix kicks onix's ass!)
Fatass: Ha Ha!!! I win!! Give me all your badges!!
Guy from "Bad to the bone": Hey! That's my line!!
Fatass: Shut up bitch! Now give me all your badges!!
Ash: I don't have any badges!
Fatass: You don't have any badges?? No! NOOO!!!! Me and Marowak worked so hard to earn them!!
G.F.B.T.T.B: HEY!!!
Fatass: Then some guy with a, uh, other Marowak stole them off me!!!
G.F.B.T.T.B: Uh, I might get out of here!! Heh Heh!!
Fatass: You look familiar!
(A bunch of Beedrills come along and take away Agumon)
Agumon: Hello bee things! I am Agumon! I will serve and protect you!
Beedril #1: Shut the f**k up! We hate digimon and we are going to kill you! HA HA HA!
Beedril #2: And then we will, er, what are we supposed to do again?
Beedril #1: Moron! Die!
(Beedril #1 kills Beedril #2)
Augumon: And I thought I was weird!
Cyclone49: You are weird!
Augumon: Bitch!
Cyclone49: HEY! I HEARD THAT!
(Meanwhile, back at the fatass's house)
Fatass: How come you didn't save your Augumon!
Jesse: Why do you care? Digimon suck!
Fatass: I know, but I was hungry, and Augumon looks quite tasty!
Ash:(staring at his hands) Wow! My hands are pretty!
(Dumbass!)
Materxi: CYCLONE!! YOU ARE DEAD!
Cyclone49: eep!
Materxi: Now you have no choice but to battle me! SO BATTLE ME!!
Cyclone49: OKEY!! GO FERILIGATR!
Feriligatr: Why is my name so shit?
Materxi: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Mu Naught!
Mu Naught: The auther of this fic doesn't understand my nick-name!
Cyclone49: Stop teasing me! By the way, what does Mu Naught mean?
Materxi: Mu Naught! Use thunder!
(Fereligatr has a weakness to thunder! Roasted Feriligatr!
Cyclone49: Damn! Goooooooooooooo.. Skar-
Materxi: Sorry! It's a 1 on 1 match! I win!
Cyclone49: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Materxi: Now you will have to give me half your money!
(Cyclone49 gives materxi half a cent!)
Materxi: Good! Now don't plagourise my fic again!
Cyclone49: Awwwwwwwwwwwww....
Ash: HEY! AUGUMON JUST EVOLVED!
Cyclone49: Wha?
(Cyclone looks to see that Augumon has just evolved into Wolfmon!)
Cyclone49: Damn! I missed out on the end of the episode! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(Stop crying Dickweed!)
Materxi: CYCLONE!!!!!
Cyclone49: Uh oh!
The Poke`rap!
My pokemon gonna be best,
Like mewtwo never was,
Train `em very hard,
So their strong as gyrados!
Onix, Geodude, Psyduck and Me!
Mr. Mime, Mr. Popo, Mr. Clinton and Materxi!
We will travel through Oaks lab,
Lookin` for me mum,
My pokemon's gonna win,
I'm gonna say well done!
Dragon Balls, Basket Balls, Baseballs and Spheres!
Bibles, Churches, Preists and a spear!
At least 8 badges and more to see,
To be a master of pokemon is my destiny!
PO KAY MON!!
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