Wufei: THIS IS INJUSTICE!
Vegeta: BIG BANG...!
dreamwalker050: Uh huh
Trunks: Father! You'll become naked if you burn that dress!
dreamwalker050: Oh please do not burn the dress
Trunks: This tux actually looks kind of nice...
dreamwalker050: Um...
Quatre: This dress is very fashionable...
dreamwalker050: Ok I'm scared! SAVE ME!
Trowa: QUATRE?! WHAT ARE YOU ON?!
dreamwalker050: That's what I would like to know
Quatre: What's wrong with liking a dress?
dreamwalker050: Um... dresses are icky.
MachikoK12: Yah. Hee-chan! You look nice!
Heero: Tux? ....
MachikoK12: And Trunks-chan!
Trunks: *blushes at -chan*
dreamwalker050: I don't care, if he buys you nice things
Duo: EEEYAAAAA!!!
dreamwalker050: My love is all I have to give, without you I don't think I could live!
Duo: Look at all these FRILLS! And LACES! And BEADS!
dreamwalker050: So?
MachikoK12: I can't get them off!
dreamwalker050: Maybe we could curl his hair? Can't get what off?
MachikoK12: The chips!
dreamwalker050: Oh. Maybe you should say please
MachikoK12: So the dresses are going itch a little. Wait. Password: Relena is a bastard!
*fall off*
MachikoK12: That's it!
dreamwalker050: ok
MachikoK12: I got a blow dryer in here SOMEWHERE...Ah HAH!
dreamwalker050: lol what about curling iron?
MachikoK12: *pulls out a pink blow dryer stamped over with Heero pics* Right here!
dreamwalker050: More importantly does anyone know how to work a curling iron?
MachikoK12: ...I'll experiment. Ddduuuooo!!!
dreamwalker050: Not on Duo's hair you won't!
MachikoK12: Yes I will
dreamwalker050: *grabs Duo by the neck* He's mine! I'll experiment
MachikoK12: Oh, okay *gives her the curling iron
dreamwalker050: Or we could just ask, QUATRE! Do you know how to use a curling iron?
Quatre: Yes! I'm very professional at it.
dreamwalker050: *holding curling iron looking deeply puzzled* Oh goody! What's this button do?
Quatre: *grabs it* If you EVER experiment with it, do NOT press that button!
dreamwalker050: Ok now be careful, don't like burn his hair or anything. You mean this button? *grabs curling and points at button*Iron goes in that somewhere
MachikoK12: I went to Relena's home once, and her maid pressed it, and IT WAS A BURNING BUTTON!
dreamwalker050: oh, oh well
MachikoK12: Poor maid..she got second degree burns.
dreamwalker050: yup
Quatre: *curls Duo's hair*
dreamwalker050: Do ringlets! You know those tight curl thingies!
Quatre: I used to play this ALL the time with my sisters...*makes ringlets*
Duo: Qu-QUATRE?!
dreamwalker050: *looks at Quatre with really funny look*
Quatre: There, all done!
dreamwalker050: Um... Quatre? Did you enjoy playing that game? Oh Duo you look so beautiful!
Quatre: It was very pleasant
dreamwalker050: Now where's the tiara
Duo: I look like a GIRL!
dreamwalker050: Ok now we have to pile the hair ontop of the head
MachikoK12: Right here
dreamwalker050: That's the point girly man
MachikoK12: Here's the pins, too
dreamwalker050: Ok. Ummm..... Quatre. Could you make a really elegant style for me?
Quatre: Sure.
dreamwalker050: ok
MachikoK12: While he's doing that
dreamwalker050: but not on me!
MachikoK12: We should prepare the others
dreamwalker050: Ok
MachikoK12: Here's the bouquet...
dreamwalker050: Um... who's wearing dresses? No I changed my mind. No more wedding. It's a school dance.
MachikoK12: Okay
dreamwalker050: We need entertainment. A band of some sorts
MachikoK12: *plucks flowers out of bouquet* SMAP! ZARDDD!! TWO MIX!!
dreamwalker050: No
MachikoK12: *puts a flower in Trunks's tux*Yes, two mix. They did the song 'White Reflection' for Gundam wing
dreamwalker050: Something more american
MachikoK12: And 'Last Impression' for Gundam Wing. NO! AMERICANS SUCK AT IT!
dreamwalker050: ok how's a bout 2 bands?
MachikoK12: NONONONONONOONONONONONONONONO!!
dreamwalker050: PLEEEAAAASSSSEEEE! I really want two bands
Vegeta: Boy, you are over powered by two WOMEN! Never cower, boy!
dreamwalker050: You can pick one and I can pick one
Trunks: FATHEEEEER!! *mutters* I don't give a damn....
MachikoK12: Okay!
dreamwalker050: Oh shut up boy in drag!
MachikoK12: TWO-MIX! Um, Trunks is in a tux.
dreamwalker050: I was talking to the daddy
MachikoK12: Ah
dreamwalker050: And I pick Hmm..... this is tough. It's tie between Godsmack, Metallica, and Backstreet boys. UGH!
MachikoK12: ....
dreamwalker050: Ok I pick the boy band Backstreet boys
MachikoK12: Ah
dreamwalker050: But they have to wear really tight leather pants
MachikoK12: *snaps fingers*
*Two Mix appears*
dreamwalker050: Ok no. Where's the other "girls"?
Two Mix Band: NANI?!
MachikoK12: Girls?
dreamwalker050: Yeah the others in the dresses. They need their hair done.
MachikoK12: Ah. Trowa's in a dress.
dreamwalker050: ok
MachikoK12: So is Quatre. So is Vegeta.
dreamwalker050: Ok. Yeah go get your hair all girly looking. Go get sexified.
Bulma: *bursts in* I thin-TRUNKS? VEGETA?! My little boy has grown into a man! *sniff*
dreamwalker050: Howdy. And the other dude has grown into a woman.
Bulma: *glares at Vegeta* WHAT are YOU doing in a DRESS?!
Vegeta: DAMNED WOMAN! I DIDN'T WANT THIS!
dreamwalker050: anywho!
Bulma: THEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING IT YOU IDIOT?!
dreamwalker050: Can we please start?
Vegeta: SHUT UP! I'M THE PRINCE OF SAIYANS!
dreamwalker050: Who are you telling to shut up?
Bulma: I'M A FUCKING HUMAN! NO ONE SAID YOU WERE THE PRINCE OF HUMANS SO I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING DAMNED SHIT!
dreamwalker050: *grabs a bag of popcorn*
MachikoK12: *does the same as dreamwalker* Let's just watch them, shall we?
dreamwalker050: Better than paperview
Vegeta: YOU ARE AN INSANE WOMAN WHO KNOWS ALMOST GOD DAMNED NOTHING!
dreamwalker050: *stares wide eyed*
Bulma: I AM THE SMARTEST WOMAN IN THE UNIVERSE YOU ARROGANT PIG!
Vegeta: YOU CAN'T EVEN CUSS RIGHT!
dreamwalker050: LOL *falls out of chair from laughing so hard*
Bulma: OH YEAH? TRY THIS! YOU ARE A FUCKING DAMNED PIG WHO GOD MADE YOUR SORRY SHORT EXCUSE FOR A BODY FLY, BECAUSE HE DIDN'T FUCKING WANT TO CARRY YOUR SORRY FUCKING JACKASS AROUND!
Vegeta: Not bad. But try beating this! YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH WHO IS ALWAYS DAMNED BOSSING FUCKING EVERY ASS IN YOU JACKASS EXCUSE FOR A FUCKING HOME YOU FAG! AND ******!
dreamwalker050: Oooo good one
Bulma: I DON'T KNOW WHY *** I ****ING GOT A KID WITH YOU! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A LOUSY KISSER, BLOODTHIRSTY ARROGANT BRATTY BASTARD WHO COULDN'T TELL A MOUSE FROM A CAR!
Vegeta: SUCK MY DICK, WOMAN!
MachikoK12: Man, is this how relationships with different species go?
dreamwalker050: Ooooo, I guess.
Bulma: YOU AREN'T DAMNED MAN ENOUGH TO HAVE A FUCKING DICK!
Vegeta: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, WOMAN?
dreamwalker050: *looks at Machiko* should we stop this?
Bulma: EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS! YOU ARE A CROSSDRESSING FREAK OF NATURE!
MachikoK12: What do you think?
dreamwalker050: Yes please *begins to cry* they are ruining my party!
Trunks: STOP IT YOU GUYS!
dreamwalker050: *sniff sniff*
Bulma: VEGETA! YOU ARE A FUCKING CRREEEP!
MachikoK12: Alrighty! Duck, dreamwalker!
dreamwalker050: *ducks*
MachikoK12: THUNDERRR....NIN......JITSU......!!!!
dreamwalker050: *stares wide eyed*
*everyone is paralyzed*
MachikoK12: That went well. HOw do we get everyone unparalyzed?
dreamwalker050: I have nooooo clue
dreamwalker050: How did we get them paralyzed?
MachikoK12: With thunder. I have fire, water, thunder, earth, wind ninjitsu too. And shurikens...I don't think we should use them. Maybe...water?
dreamwalker050: Ok. You're the creative one
MachikoK12: WATER NINJITSU!!!!
dreamwalker050: At least the creative one with a clean mind. *looks out amazed and confused* Did it work?
*Rain showers on everyone*
dreamwalker050: ok
Bulma: Br...cold
dreamwalker050: um... yeah. Hmmmm
MachikoK12: LETS GET ON WITH THE PARTY!
dreamwalker050: PARTY! Yucky hot grape flavored lemonade.
Vegeta: Wait a second. Why am I in a dress?!
MachikoK12: Do we have to change that? I mean, it is a party
dreamwalker050: change what?
MachikoK12: The dress of course!
dreamwalker050: Nah. Don't change it
MachikoK12: okay
Vegeta: DAMN YOU!
MachikoK12: Vegeta...I have said this THREE times for a different person, and let me tell
you
MachikoK12: I. AM. YOUR. CREATOR!!! I! AM! YOUR! AUTHOR!!! I!! AM!! YOUR!! GOD!!!
dreamwalker050: me too!
MachikoK12: _I_! _AM_! _YOUR_! _COSMOS_!!!
dreamwalker050: me too!
MachikoK12: And dreamwalker. I can make you drown yourself. We can make you do the CanCan
dreamwalker050: CANCAN
MachikoK12: We can make you HOMO!
dreamwalker050: That would be interesting.
MachikoK12: We could make you kiss your son
dreamwalker050: Can he wear a frilly little saloon girl dress? NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Trunks: Elugh
MachikoK12: Yes. We can make him do that too
dreamwalker050: Ok I wanna see Quatre and Vegeta do the cancan
MachikoK12: WE CAN MAKE YOU KISS YOUR WIFE, VEGETA!
dreamwalker050: And wear the frilly saloon girl dresses. EWWWW. Not that
MachikoK12: you do, huh?
dreamwalker050: YEAH!
dreamwalker050: *evil grin*
MachikoK12: Mmhm
MachikoK12: Take out the Creation Notes, dreamwalker!
dreamwalker050: I lost them
MachikoK12: WHAT?
dreamwalker050: No you see this guy with a really big gun took them
Heero: You mean this? *shows a labtop*
dreamwalker050: YEAH THAT!
MachikoK12: YES! *grabs* Alrighty....
*Vegeta and Quatre are doing the CanCan"
dreamwalker050: in the dresses!
*Bulma and Vegeta are bickering again*
MachikoK12: Aw dang!
dreamwalker050: hmmmm
MachikoK12: I wonder if Relena's still out cold....
*in Relena's home...*
Relena: EEEYYAAAAA!!! WHO DID THIS?!
MachikoK12: *flicks on walkie talkie*
dreamwalker050: uh oh
Relena: who did this?!
MachikoK12: Oops. I forgot to sign my name...Ehehehehe...
Relena: I will beat the CRAP out of this *jealous* woman!
MachikoK12: HEY! HE'S MINE! SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S JEALOUS!
Relena: *hears Machiko on the other line*
dreamwalker050: um......
Relena: WHAT THE HELL? HE'S MIIIINEEE!!!
MachikoK12: Well, actually, I don't own him. But he prefers me over YOU! Right?
Heero: ....yeah.
MachikoK12: You SEE??? *cackles*
Relena: HEEEEERROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
dreamwalker050: uh oh
MachikoK12: dreamwalker! We will go under an undercover mission now!
dreamwalker050: who?
MachikoK12: Bring along our huge magnet, would ya? Raiding Relena's home, of course!
dreamwalker050: No! Who's going?
MachikoK12: You and me. Or Trunks and me
dreamwalker050: I'll go!
MachikoK12: Okay!
dreamwalker050: I'm not leaving you alone with him again
MachikoK12: Bring the magnet! I'll bring the others
dreamwalker050: *grabs magnet* ok
MachikoK12: Password: Heeroyuy and Trunksbreifs
Magnets: *jump up again* Yes, Master
MachikoK12: MAGNETS! HUT! HUT! HUT TWO THREE FOUR!
Magnets: *march in a line*
MachikoK12: Come on, lets go!
dreamwalker050: So what are we doing exactly?
MachikoK12: Going to Relena's home, of course
dreamwalker050: well what are we doing there?
MachikoK12: What are we going to do? Um...haven't thought that far ahead yet
dreamwalker050: hmmmm
MachikoK12: Oh yeah! Steal and beat Relena in many ways. Do you want the magnets to follow us?
dreamwalker050: Ok why not.
MachikoK12: Hut two THREE! Hut two THREE!
*In Relena's home*
Relena: Heero is MINE! I saw him first!
MachikoK12: Actually, you didn't see him first. I saw him first.
dreamwalker050: *looks from Machiko to Relena* ok?
MachikoK12: You know, when he was flying down to Earth, and then he landed wrong and into the ocean? You remember that dreamwalker?
dreamwalker050: sure
MachikoK12: So _I_ SAW HIM FIRST!
Relena: But I met him first
MachikoK12: Actually, his mom met him first
dreamwalker050: He has a mommy?
Relena: CAT FIGHT!
MachikoK12: Cat fight? What happened to Street Fight? Or Gypsy Fight? Nevermind....*punches Relena*
dreamwalker050: Flight of the navigator!
Relena: *flies out of the window*
dreamwalker050: lol
Voice: Oi! You woman! That was moi lunch!
Relena: OW! OW! STOP HITTING ME! I'M RELENA PEACECRAFT!
dreamwalker050: uh oh
Voice: Oi'm an Irish lawnder! I don't give shitter about Relenoi Peacercrafer!
dreamwalker050: hmmmm
Voice2: My parner is a boxer, aie aie!
Voice3: Damned goo one too! Ai!
Relena: OW! OWWW!! THIS ISN'T TOTAL PACIFISM!!
Voice: Oi don't give no shitter of Parcifiasim!
MachikoK12: ROFLOL
dreamwalker050: should we stop them?
MachikoK12: NO! We gotta steal! Half Magnets! FOOD!
Magnets: Yes master!
MachikoK12: Other half! VALUABLES!
Magnets: YES MASTER!
MachikoK12: Let's find the money, dreamwalker!
dreamwalker050: okie dokie
*Later....*
Relena: Pa....ci....fism....
dreamwalker050: pacifier?
Voice2: I think lil Relenoi had enougher, ol' Bassie
Bassie: Yah. Let's go home. Oi mom will cook somethin'.
dreamwalker050: Nah
MachikoK12: Got the money, dreamwalker? I got some! *holds up three big bags of the green* Let's GO!
dreamwalker050: ok
*Back....*
Vegeta: YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH WHO'S COOKING COULD KILL THE ENTIRE POPULATION!
Bulma: WHY YOU LITTLE BASTARD! YOU ARE A FUCKING DAMNED LIVING PIT OF HELL WHOSE SORRY JACKASS IS SO SMALL YOU COULD DROWN IN THE TOILET BOWL!
dreamwalker050: Um...... huh?
Trunks: MOM! DAD!!! STOP ITTTT!!
Duo: GO BULMA!
Wufei: VEGETA, SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!
Trowa: 10 bucks on Vegeta
Heero: 15 bucks on Bulma
Trowa: You're on
dreamwalker050: HEY!
Quatre: You shouldn't gamble
dreamwalker050: Yeah. Gambling's bad
MachikoK12: And we got enough money to feed Goku for a year!
Goku: REALLY?! I want food!
MachikoK12: *gives him one bag of money*
Goku: Alright! Gotta get my noodles now! *goes back*
Gohan: DAD! THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY!
Goku: Son, someone was nice enough to give us money! Now we can pay off our debts to the restaurants!
Gohan: Oh yeah. Let's GO!
MachikoK12: I REALLY gotta fix those rips...
dreamwalker050: Yeah
MachikoK12: Anyway, what are we going to do about Bulma and Vegeta?
dreamwalker050: Put them in a shark tank and see who survives.
MachikoK12: YEAH!
dreamwalker050: ok
MachikoK12: *throws 'em in seperate shark tanks*
Vegeta: *blasts all of them into the next dimension*
dreamwalker050: NO! You aren't supposed to kill them!
Bulma: *ordering all the sharks around*
Sharks in Bulma's tank: *obey Bulma's orders*
dreamwalker050: UGH!
Shark disobeying: *cowering under Bulma's shouts and glares*
dreamwalker050: Ok you know what? We need a new plan
Bulma: GO GET ME FOOD! OR I'LL TELL THE SHARK YOU LIKE YOUR SECRET!
Shark: *gets her apples*
Bulma: THAT'S better! *munch*
dreamwalker050: um.......
MachikoK12: Yeah...
dreamwalker050: Anywho
Bulma: OVER THERE! I SAID PUT YOUR SORRY FINS OVER THERE!
Vegeta: Goodbye. HA! HA! HA!
dreamwalker050: Uh oh...
*BAM*
Shark: AHHHH....!!!
MachikoK12: Aw DANG!
dreamwalker050: From the looks of it, it looks like we'll NEVER get this fanfic done.
MachikoK12: True. Very True.
dreamwalker050: I'll just go and read more vampire stuff.
MachikoK12: Yeah. I'll just glomp Heero. *glomp*
Heero: ....!!!
dreamwalker050: Eeehhhhh...I'll go now....
MachikoK12: NOOO!!! I NEED SAFETY GRIPS TO HOLD ONTO HEERO FOREVER! *looks at the screen* Remember peeps, being hyper is a good thing, you'll act like me! Ja neeeee~~~!!
*warning: Do NOT eat 24 pixie stix at a time! You'll be like HER!*
MachikoK12: Hey! Who said that?!
*Eerrr...gotta go...*
MachikoK12: Hey! You! Disclaimer! How dare ya! Supreme Fire Ninjutsu! GOUKAKYUU NO JITSU!!
Disclaimer: *plop* Please... fulfill my wish.. please... do not... eat... 24... pixie... stixs......
MachikoK12: Bleh! Such bad drama! Anywayz, review!
Vegeta: BIG BANG...!
dreamwalker050: Uh huh
Trunks: Father! You'll become naked if you burn that dress!
dreamwalker050: Oh please do not burn the dress
Trunks: This tux actually looks kind of nice...
dreamwalker050: Um...
Quatre: This dress is very fashionable...
dreamwalker050: Ok I'm scared! SAVE ME!
Trowa: QUATRE?! WHAT ARE YOU ON?!
dreamwalker050: That's what I would like to know
Quatre: What's wrong with liking a dress?
dreamwalker050: Um... dresses are icky.
MachikoK12: Yah. Hee-chan! You look nice!
Heero: Tux? ....
MachikoK12: And Trunks-chan!
Trunks: *blushes at -chan*
dreamwalker050: I don't care, if he buys you nice things
Duo: EEEYAAAAA!!!
dreamwalker050: My love is all I have to give, without you I don't think I could live!
Duo: Look at all these FRILLS! And LACES! And BEADS!
dreamwalker050: So?
MachikoK12: I can't get them off!
dreamwalker050: Maybe we could curl his hair? Can't get what off?
MachikoK12: The chips!
dreamwalker050: Oh. Maybe you should say please
MachikoK12: So the dresses are going itch a little. Wait. Password: Relena is a bastard!
*fall off*
MachikoK12: That's it!
dreamwalker050: ok
MachikoK12: I got a blow dryer in here SOMEWHERE...Ah HAH!
dreamwalker050: lol what about curling iron?
MachikoK12: *pulls out a pink blow dryer stamped over with Heero pics* Right here!
dreamwalker050: More importantly does anyone know how to work a curling iron?
MachikoK12: ...I'll experiment. Ddduuuooo!!!
dreamwalker050: Not on Duo's hair you won't!
MachikoK12: Yes I will
dreamwalker050: *grabs Duo by the neck* He's mine! I'll experiment
MachikoK12: Oh, okay *gives her the curling iron
dreamwalker050: Or we could just ask, QUATRE! Do you know how to use a curling iron?
Quatre: Yes! I'm very professional at it.
dreamwalker050: *holding curling iron looking deeply puzzled* Oh goody! What's this button do?
Quatre: *grabs it* If you EVER experiment with it, do NOT press that button!
dreamwalker050: Ok now be careful, don't like burn his hair or anything. You mean this button? *grabs curling and points at button*Iron goes in that somewhere
MachikoK12: I went to Relena's home once, and her maid pressed it, and IT WAS A BURNING BUTTON!
dreamwalker050: oh, oh well
MachikoK12: Poor maid..she got second degree burns.
dreamwalker050: yup
Quatre: *curls Duo's hair*
dreamwalker050: Do ringlets! You know those tight curl thingies!
Quatre: I used to play this ALL the time with my sisters...*makes ringlets*
Duo: Qu-QUATRE?!
dreamwalker050: *looks at Quatre with really funny look*
Quatre: There, all done!
dreamwalker050: Um... Quatre? Did you enjoy playing that game? Oh Duo you look so beautiful!
Quatre: It was very pleasant
dreamwalker050: Now where's the tiara
Duo: I look like a GIRL!
dreamwalker050: Ok now we have to pile the hair ontop of the head
MachikoK12: Right here
dreamwalker050: That's the point girly man
MachikoK12: Here's the pins, too
dreamwalker050: Ok. Ummm..... Quatre. Could you make a really elegant style for me?
Quatre: Sure.
dreamwalker050: ok
MachikoK12: While he's doing that
dreamwalker050: but not on me!
MachikoK12: We should prepare the others
dreamwalker050: Ok
MachikoK12: Here's the bouquet...
dreamwalker050: Um... who's wearing dresses? No I changed my mind. No more wedding. It's a school dance.
MachikoK12: Okay
dreamwalker050: We need entertainment. A band of some sorts
MachikoK12: *plucks flowers out of bouquet* SMAP! ZARDDD!! TWO MIX!!
dreamwalker050: No
MachikoK12: *puts a flower in Trunks's tux*Yes, two mix. They did the song 'White Reflection' for Gundam wing
dreamwalker050: Something more american
MachikoK12: And 'Last Impression' for Gundam Wing. NO! AMERICANS SUCK AT IT!
dreamwalker050: ok how's a bout 2 bands?
MachikoK12: NONONONONONOONONONONONONONONO!!
dreamwalker050: PLEEEAAAASSSSEEEE! I really want two bands
Vegeta: Boy, you are over powered by two WOMEN! Never cower, boy!
dreamwalker050: You can pick one and I can pick one
Trunks: FATHEEEEER!! *mutters* I don't give a damn....
MachikoK12: Okay!
dreamwalker050: Oh shut up boy in drag!
MachikoK12: TWO-MIX! Um, Trunks is in a tux.
dreamwalker050: I was talking to the daddy
MachikoK12: Ah
dreamwalker050: And I pick Hmm..... this is tough. It's tie between Godsmack, Metallica, and Backstreet boys. UGH!
MachikoK12: ....
dreamwalker050: Ok I pick the boy band Backstreet boys
MachikoK12: Ah
dreamwalker050: But they have to wear really tight leather pants
MachikoK12: *snaps fingers*
*Two Mix appears*
dreamwalker050: Ok no. Where's the other "girls"?
Two Mix Band: NANI?!
MachikoK12: Girls?
dreamwalker050: Yeah the others in the dresses. They need their hair done.
MachikoK12: Ah. Trowa's in a dress.
dreamwalker050: ok
MachikoK12: So is Quatre. So is Vegeta.
dreamwalker050: Ok. Yeah go get your hair all girly looking. Go get sexified.
Bulma: *bursts in* I thin-TRUNKS? VEGETA?! My little boy has grown into a man! *sniff*
dreamwalker050: Howdy. And the other dude has grown into a woman.
Bulma: *glares at Vegeta* WHAT are YOU doing in a DRESS?!
Vegeta: DAMNED WOMAN! I DIDN'T WANT THIS!
dreamwalker050: anywho!
Bulma: THEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING IT YOU IDIOT?!
dreamwalker050: Can we please start?
Vegeta: SHUT UP! I'M THE PRINCE OF SAIYANS!
dreamwalker050: Who are you telling to shut up?
Bulma: I'M A FUCKING HUMAN! NO ONE SAID YOU WERE THE PRINCE OF HUMANS SO I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING DAMNED SHIT!
dreamwalker050: *grabs a bag of popcorn*
MachikoK12: *does the same as dreamwalker* Let's just watch them, shall we?
dreamwalker050: Better than paperview
Vegeta: YOU ARE AN INSANE WOMAN WHO KNOWS ALMOST GOD DAMNED NOTHING!
dreamwalker050: *stares wide eyed*
Bulma: I AM THE SMARTEST WOMAN IN THE UNIVERSE YOU ARROGANT PIG!
Vegeta: YOU CAN'T EVEN CUSS RIGHT!
dreamwalker050: LOL *falls out of chair from laughing so hard*
Bulma: OH YEAH? TRY THIS! YOU ARE A FUCKING DAMNED PIG WHO GOD MADE YOUR SORRY SHORT EXCUSE FOR A BODY FLY, BECAUSE HE DIDN'T FUCKING WANT TO CARRY YOUR SORRY FUCKING JACKASS AROUND!
Vegeta: Not bad. But try beating this! YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH WHO IS ALWAYS DAMNED BOSSING FUCKING EVERY ASS IN YOU JACKASS EXCUSE FOR A FUCKING HOME YOU FAG! AND ******!
dreamwalker050: Oooo good one
Bulma: I DON'T KNOW WHY *** I ****ING GOT A KID WITH YOU! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A LOUSY KISSER, BLOODTHIRSTY ARROGANT BRATTY BASTARD WHO COULDN'T TELL A MOUSE FROM A CAR!
Vegeta: SUCK MY DICK, WOMAN!
MachikoK12: Man, is this how relationships with different species go?
dreamwalker050: Ooooo, I guess.
Bulma: YOU AREN'T DAMNED MAN ENOUGH TO HAVE A FUCKING DICK!
Vegeta: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, WOMAN?
dreamwalker050: *looks at Machiko* should we stop this?
Bulma: EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS! YOU ARE A CROSSDRESSING FREAK OF NATURE!
MachikoK12: What do you think?
dreamwalker050: Yes please *begins to cry* they are ruining my party!
Trunks: STOP IT YOU GUYS!
dreamwalker050: *sniff sniff*
Bulma: VEGETA! YOU ARE A FUCKING CRREEEP!
MachikoK12: Alrighty! Duck, dreamwalker!
dreamwalker050: *ducks*
MachikoK12: THUNDERRR....NIN......JITSU......!!!!
dreamwalker050: *stares wide eyed*
*everyone is paralyzed*
MachikoK12: That went well. HOw do we get everyone unparalyzed?
dreamwalker050: I have nooooo clue
dreamwalker050: How did we get them paralyzed?
MachikoK12: With thunder. I have fire, water, thunder, earth, wind ninjitsu too. And shurikens...I don't think we should use them. Maybe...water?
dreamwalker050: Ok. You're the creative one
MachikoK12: WATER NINJITSU!!!!
dreamwalker050: At least the creative one with a clean mind. *looks out amazed and confused* Did it work?
*Rain showers on everyone*
dreamwalker050: ok
Bulma: Br...cold
dreamwalker050: um... yeah. Hmmmm
MachikoK12: LETS GET ON WITH THE PARTY!
dreamwalker050: PARTY! Yucky hot grape flavored lemonade.
Vegeta: Wait a second. Why am I in a dress?!
MachikoK12: Do we have to change that? I mean, it is a party
dreamwalker050: change what?
MachikoK12: The dress of course!
dreamwalker050: Nah. Don't change it
MachikoK12: okay
Vegeta: DAMN YOU!
MachikoK12: Vegeta...I have said this THREE times for a different person, and let me tell
you
MachikoK12: I. AM. YOUR. CREATOR!!! I! AM! YOUR! AUTHOR!!! I!! AM!! YOUR!! GOD!!!
dreamwalker050: me too!
MachikoK12: _I_! _AM_! _YOUR_! _COSMOS_!!!
dreamwalker050: me too!
MachikoK12: And dreamwalker. I can make you drown yourself. We can make you do the CanCan
dreamwalker050: CANCAN
MachikoK12: We can make you HOMO!
dreamwalker050: That would be interesting.
MachikoK12: We could make you kiss your son
dreamwalker050: Can he wear a frilly little saloon girl dress? NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Trunks: Elugh
MachikoK12: Yes. We can make him do that too
dreamwalker050: Ok I wanna see Quatre and Vegeta do the cancan
MachikoK12: WE CAN MAKE YOU KISS YOUR WIFE, VEGETA!
dreamwalker050: And wear the frilly saloon girl dresses. EWWWW. Not that
MachikoK12: you do, huh?
dreamwalker050: YEAH!
dreamwalker050: *evil grin*
MachikoK12: Mmhm
MachikoK12: Take out the Creation Notes, dreamwalker!
dreamwalker050: I lost them
MachikoK12: WHAT?
dreamwalker050: No you see this guy with a really big gun took them
Heero: You mean this? *shows a labtop*
dreamwalker050: YEAH THAT!
MachikoK12: YES! *grabs* Alrighty....
*Vegeta and Quatre are doing the CanCan"
dreamwalker050: in the dresses!
*Bulma and Vegeta are bickering again*
MachikoK12: Aw dang!
dreamwalker050: hmmmm
MachikoK12: I wonder if Relena's still out cold....
*in Relena's home...*
Relena: EEEYYAAAAA!!! WHO DID THIS?!
MachikoK12: *flicks on walkie talkie*
dreamwalker050: uh oh
Relena: who did this?!
MachikoK12: Oops. I forgot to sign my name...Ehehehehe...
Relena: I will beat the CRAP out of this *jealous* woman!
MachikoK12: HEY! HE'S MINE! SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S JEALOUS!
Relena: *hears Machiko on the other line*
dreamwalker050: um......
Relena: WHAT THE HELL? HE'S MIIIINEEE!!!
MachikoK12: Well, actually, I don't own him. But he prefers me over YOU! Right?
Heero: ....yeah.
MachikoK12: You SEE??? *cackles*
Relena: HEEEEERROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
dreamwalker050: uh oh
MachikoK12: dreamwalker! We will go under an undercover mission now!
dreamwalker050: who?
MachikoK12: Bring along our huge magnet, would ya? Raiding Relena's home, of course!
dreamwalker050: No! Who's going?
MachikoK12: You and me. Or Trunks and me
dreamwalker050: I'll go!
MachikoK12: Okay!
dreamwalker050: I'm not leaving you alone with him again
MachikoK12: Bring the magnet! I'll bring the others
dreamwalker050: *grabs magnet* ok
MachikoK12: Password: Heeroyuy and Trunksbreifs
Magnets: *jump up again* Yes, Master
MachikoK12: MAGNETS! HUT! HUT! HUT TWO THREE FOUR!
Magnets: *march in a line*
MachikoK12: Come on, lets go!
dreamwalker050: So what are we doing exactly?
MachikoK12: Going to Relena's home, of course
dreamwalker050: well what are we doing there?
MachikoK12: What are we going to do? Um...haven't thought that far ahead yet
dreamwalker050: hmmmm
MachikoK12: Oh yeah! Steal and beat Relena in many ways. Do you want the magnets to follow us?
dreamwalker050: Ok why not.
MachikoK12: Hut two THREE! Hut two THREE!
*In Relena's home*
Relena: Heero is MINE! I saw him first!
MachikoK12: Actually, you didn't see him first. I saw him first.
dreamwalker050: *looks from Machiko to Relena* ok?
MachikoK12: You know, when he was flying down to Earth, and then he landed wrong and into the ocean? You remember that dreamwalker?
dreamwalker050: sure
MachikoK12: So _I_ SAW HIM FIRST!
Relena: But I met him first
MachikoK12: Actually, his mom met him first
dreamwalker050: He has a mommy?
Relena: CAT FIGHT!
MachikoK12: Cat fight? What happened to Street Fight? Or Gypsy Fight? Nevermind....*punches Relena*
dreamwalker050: Flight of the navigator!
Relena: *flies out of the window*
dreamwalker050: lol
Voice: Oi! You woman! That was moi lunch!
Relena: OW! OW! STOP HITTING ME! I'M RELENA PEACECRAFT!
dreamwalker050: uh oh
Voice: Oi'm an Irish lawnder! I don't give shitter about Relenoi Peacercrafer!
dreamwalker050: hmmmm
Voice2: My parner is a boxer, aie aie!
Voice3: Damned goo one too! Ai!
Relena: OW! OWWW!! THIS ISN'T TOTAL PACIFISM!!
Voice: Oi don't give no shitter of Parcifiasim!
MachikoK12: ROFLOL
dreamwalker050: should we stop them?
MachikoK12: NO! We gotta steal! Half Magnets! FOOD!
Magnets: Yes master!
MachikoK12: Other half! VALUABLES!
Magnets: YES MASTER!
MachikoK12: Let's find the money, dreamwalker!
dreamwalker050: okie dokie
*Later....*
Relena: Pa....ci....fism....
dreamwalker050: pacifier?
Voice2: I think lil Relenoi had enougher, ol' Bassie
Bassie: Yah. Let's go home. Oi mom will cook somethin'.
dreamwalker050: Nah
MachikoK12: Got the money, dreamwalker? I got some! *holds up three big bags of the green* Let's GO!
dreamwalker050: ok
*Back....*
Vegeta: YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH WHO'S COOKING COULD KILL THE ENTIRE POPULATION!
Bulma: WHY YOU LITTLE BASTARD! YOU ARE A FUCKING DAMNED LIVING PIT OF HELL WHOSE SORRY JACKASS IS SO SMALL YOU COULD DROWN IN THE TOILET BOWL!
dreamwalker050: Um...... huh?
Trunks: MOM! DAD!!! STOP ITTTT!!
Duo: GO BULMA!
Wufei: VEGETA, SHOW HER WHO'S BOSS!
Trowa: 10 bucks on Vegeta
Heero: 15 bucks on Bulma
Trowa: You're on
dreamwalker050: HEY!
Quatre: You shouldn't gamble
dreamwalker050: Yeah. Gambling's bad
MachikoK12: And we got enough money to feed Goku for a year!
Goku: REALLY?! I want food!
MachikoK12: *gives him one bag of money*
Goku: Alright! Gotta get my noodles now! *goes back*
Gohan: DAD! THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY!
Goku: Son, someone was nice enough to give us money! Now we can pay off our debts to the restaurants!
Gohan: Oh yeah. Let's GO!
MachikoK12: I REALLY gotta fix those rips...
dreamwalker050: Yeah
MachikoK12: Anyway, what are we going to do about Bulma and Vegeta?
dreamwalker050: Put them in a shark tank and see who survives.
MachikoK12: YEAH!
dreamwalker050: ok
MachikoK12: *throws 'em in seperate shark tanks*
Vegeta: *blasts all of them into the next dimension*
dreamwalker050: NO! You aren't supposed to kill them!
Bulma: *ordering all the sharks around*
Sharks in Bulma's tank: *obey Bulma's orders*
dreamwalker050: UGH!
Shark disobeying: *cowering under Bulma's shouts and glares*
dreamwalker050: Ok you know what? We need a new plan
Bulma: GO GET ME FOOD! OR I'LL TELL THE SHARK YOU LIKE YOUR SECRET!
Shark: *gets her apples*
Bulma: THAT'S better! *munch*
dreamwalker050: um.......
MachikoK12: Yeah...
dreamwalker050: Anywho
Bulma: OVER THERE! I SAID PUT YOUR SORRY FINS OVER THERE!
Vegeta: Goodbye. HA! HA! HA!
dreamwalker050: Uh oh...
*BAM*
Shark: AHHHH....!!!
MachikoK12: Aw DANG!
dreamwalker050: From the looks of it, it looks like we'll NEVER get this fanfic done.
MachikoK12: True. Very True.
dreamwalker050: I'll just go and read more vampire stuff.
MachikoK12: Yeah. I'll just glomp Heero. *glomp*
Heero: ....!!!
dreamwalker050: Eeehhhhh...I'll go now....
MachikoK12: NOOO!!! I NEED SAFETY GRIPS TO HOLD ONTO HEERO FOREVER! *looks at the screen* Remember peeps, being hyper is a good thing, you'll act like me! Ja neeeee~~~!!
*warning: Do NOT eat 24 pixie stix at a time! You'll be like HER!*
MachikoK12: Hey! Who said that?!
*Eerrr...gotta go...*
MachikoK12: Hey! You! Disclaimer! How dare ya! Supreme Fire Ninjutsu! GOUKAKYUU NO JITSU!!
Disclaimer: *plop* Please... fulfill my wish.. please... do not... eat... 24... pixie... stixs......
MachikoK12: Bleh! Such bad drama! Anywayz, review!