Alanna and I

by Ruby Schnopps

O.K. This is Mr. Schnopps again. I apologize to miss julep; she didn't write this. Miss Chardonnay actually wrote it. As she was WAY to emabarassed to have this be her first story on ff.n, she PUT IT UNDER MY NAME!!!!! The nerve of it!

My story

            This is about my personal life and how it's related to Kel and Alanna' lives. Well, here goes!!

I'm too sexy for my shirt,

Too sexy for my shirt,

So sexy it hurts!

Kel's too sexy for her breeches,

Too sexy for her breeches,

So sexy it hurts!

Alanna's too sexy for her skirt,

Too sexy for her skirt,

So sexy it hurts!

I want to screw them both,

I want to screw them both,

I want to screw them both so bad it hurts!

I'm in love with Maggur,

In love with Maggur,

I love him so much that it hurts!

Oh, Kel, Oh Alanna!!!

Gods, but I love you both!

I wish that I could live with the both of you,

The we'd have 'fun' everyday!!!

The End

            Well, this pretty much describes the way I feel about TP's characters.