Author: Monnie
Rating: PG.
Summary: What happens when Tim Hortons runs out of Iced Cappuccinos and Janeway has a strong craving for one.
Disclaimer: The Voyager characters don't belong to me. I know this may come as a surprise to some of you, but really- they're not mine.
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Janeway: (On Earth again, in the mall) Ohh, look at that. ICED CAPPUCCINOS! I never thought I'd see the day...
Janeway: (lines up) Oh! I can even choose from a plain one or a chocolate one! Yipeee! (starts jumping up and down)
Guy behind the counter: Next.
(Janeway doesn't notice. She's still looking at the menu in awe)
Guy behind the counter: Next!
(She still doesn't move)
Guy behind the counter: Hey you! Crazy lady jumping up and down! You're next!
Janeway: It's *my* turn? Okay... I'd like an Iced Cappuccino. A chocolate one!
Guy behind the counter: That'll be $1.69 please.
Janeway: (takes her purse out) Here's a shiny gold coin for ya.
Guy behind the counter: Lady that's only ONE dollar!
Janeway: Stingy aren't we? All right, here's another one. (she hands him another one)
Guy behind the counter: Good. Here's your change. Next!
Janeway: Wait! Where's my coffee?!
Guy behind the counter: (very annoyed) Listen very carefully. Stand over there and wait for it! We're still making it!
Janeway: (moves over to the side and starts whistling annoyingly)
Woman in line: Shut up!
Janeway: (stops whistling but starts humming)
Elderly man in line: Shut the hell up!
Janeway: Who, me?
Everyone in line: YES!!!!
Guy behind the counter: Your iced capp is ready!
Janeway: Oooooh! Thank you! (starts drinking it) Mmmm.
THE NEXT DAY
Janeway: That cappuccino really hit the stop yesterday. I think I'll have another one.
Janeway: (lined up at Tim Hortons) I think I'll try a plain one today!
Guy behind the counter: Next!
Janeway: Oh, it's you again! I'll have a plain iced cappuccino please.
Guy behind the counter: Sorry, the machine's broken.
Janeway: WHAT?!
Guy behind the counter: The guy is coming in to fix it tomorrow.
Janeway: But... But, I NEED MY COFFEEEE!!!!
Guy behind the counter: Look lady, what do you expect me to do? The machine's broken.
Janeway: WAHHHHH!!
Guy behind the counter: Why don't you try a different location?
Janeway: Heeey... that's not a bad idea! Thanks! (runs off)
Guy behind the counter: (mutters) Quite a character.
Janeway: (at a different Tim Hortons, she runs through the door) Hi! You HAVE to have iced capps here! Do you have any?
Store clerk: Erm, yeah... we do have those...
Janeway: You do?!
Store clerk: Yes.
Janeway: Really?!
Store clerk: Yes.
Janeway: REALLY?!
Store clerk: YES! Look, just take this! Take it! (she thrusts an extra-large iced capp into Janeway's arms)
Janeway: Hee hee hee, thank you! (grnis)
Janeway: (runs out the door and takes a sip of her coffee) Ahhh.
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