By Alex, Harris, Kit, Shaine, and Shatterclaw. Individual
rating: R.
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With a slight smirk, Harris turned back toward the van and fired another shot at it. The fuel sparked and burst into flames. Turning away, he started searching the man's pockets.
-4-
Jinks grinned knowingly when she saw the unconscious body slung over Harris's shoulder. "Oh, I see you brought us a doggie bag?"
"Yeah...good observation." Harris shook his head and headed for the medbay.
"Do you need any help?" Jinks called after him.
"Not as much help as you need."
///
Branks helped Harris lift the man up onto a bed. "Oh, you brought me a lab rat! How nice."
"He's the one who poisoned Crim."
"Ssh, not so loud, or you'll get him over here..."
"I only hit him once so he should be easy to wake up. Last thing I need is beating him to death."
"Yes, slight concussion..." She peeled back one eyelid and flashed a penlight at his pupil. "Trauma, but nothing major." Branks went to the cabinet and retrieved a few vials and a syringe.
"Tell that to the rest. It's what they get for fucking up my day."
Branks stopped and looked up at him, smiling. "I'll let him know." She injected him with a clear serum and something else, then straightened up again. "He should be awake soon."
"Okay." He brought out his DE's, looking at the new one. " 'Least I got something for my efforts..." He then pocketed the empty one again and aimed the second at the man's head. "Awake soon, you say...heh..."
"Oh, great. Gunboat diplomacy."
Harris stood over the man with a wide grin on his face. "Wakey wakey..."
"What?" The man said in Thai. "Ki, what's going on?"
///
"So what's going on? Where is this?"
"MIB headquarters," Shaine quipped, looking quite ashen. "You'll be wanting to talk to Zed once this is all over with..."
"Zed?" Alex asked. "Who's Zed?"
"Yeah, you know...Fearless Leader? Or AD Skinner; I forget which." A raven flew overhead.
Shaine slid against the wall, murmuring, "The area is secured, Captain..." Alex caught her as she fell.
///
"...No speaka ingles? Well, I have one round to your forehead stating otherwise." Harris smirked, not noticing Alex, who had just arrived with Shaine in his arms.
"I speak English. Now, where am I? What am I doing here?"
"Where you are don't matter. What you are doing here...is you're about to tell us about this poison of yours and the antidote..."
"Antidote? What makes you think there is such a thing?"
"There'd better be. Your life depends on it."
"Go ahead. Shass orra tahraa, pig! I tell you nothing."
"Oh, killing you won't do...you're gonna live..." He moved the gun's barrel down to the man's hand and fired a shot into it. The man screamed in pain.
"The balls would have been better," Branks sighed. "But I can patch that up so that he'll never use it again."
"And that's just the first of your pains. Now then, the antidote?"
"Never. I won't tell you."
Harris sighed and aimed for the other hand. "Now there go both of your girlfriends..."
"Balls," Branks pleaded. "I need them for testing anyway..."
"Quiet, Branks; you'll have his nuts soon enough."
"Antitoxin number seven!"
"Sure, keep me waiting. I do have a collection to maintain..." She headed for the cabinets to get it.
"Why, thank you." Harris smiled at the man. "If it works, the pain shall end."
"Ahhh, good to see he at least keeps it full!" Branks came back with several vials and a handful of syringes.
"Now, then, do we have a name, hmmm?"
"Name, mine, I call myself. Now that you got what you want, how do I get out of here?"
"Not everything I want. Who hired you?"
"The tang; who hired you?"
Harris sighed. "Damnit...do you really want to start hurting again? Stick to answers, not questions."
"Hou Chian. He wants to send Luna a message. He wants Chicago; seems your friend there is Luna's whipping boy."
"How do I contact Hou Chian?"
"Cell phone, mostly."
Harris pulled out the phones he'd taken off of the bodies. "You mean these?"
"Yeah, only way we can. Has it on speed dial; he doesn't trust us."
"So I should be expecting a call soon, shouldn't I," Harris mused. "You may be of more use yet."
"No, I am the last one alive?"
"Yup. As I said, you and your boys have given me a hard day."
"Then I would have to call him and let him know we fail. But I can't call him, as you know. My hands..." He trailed off pleadingly.
"No, not quite. All we need is for you to talk and to set up a meeting for us."
"And then I go free after you fix my hands?"
"I promised you the pain would end, and I won't go back on that."
"Pain ending...that means my life is over. I want my freedom, before all else..."
"So be it. I promise to let you go when you have served your purpose, and I won't hurt you. That make you happy?"
"Almost too happy, but I can live with that."
"Good." Harris held out the phone.
"Hit button 1, and hold it down. What should I tell him?"
"Set up a meeting."
The man spoke into the phone rapidly in Thai. "He ask why and where?"
"Tell him you found out some information after you killed your target...and that it pertains to him and Luna's plans for him..."
The man nodded and repeated that. Then he switched to English and set up the meeting for midnight the following night. "I am done."
"Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man? Shaft! Can ya dig it?" Shaine muttered incoherently. "Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? Shaft! Right on. They say this cat Shaft is one bad mutha shut-yo-mouth, but I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft..."
She blinked. What the fuck...?
Branks and the Thai man stared at her.
"I think I'm gonna be sick..."
"Not bad," Branks said. "I give it a 5, though."
Harris shook his head. "Two..."
"Is this normal?"
"For around here, yes."
"You people are crazy," The man said.
"Indeed." Harris took the phone away. "Now, then, you've served your purpose..."
Branks went to Shaine's bed and helped her sit up. "I suggest not taking up singing as a new line of work."
"Huh?"
"Your rendition of Shaft was...mediocre." She flashed a light pen in Shaine's eyes.
Shaine winced. "No, seriously...what's going on?"
"Food poisoning. I just gave you the antitoxin, and you had a reaction."
"Okaaay...I remember that part..."
"We are now in the process of torturing the man who did this to you."
"Oh. Cool!"
Harris glared at the other man. "Looks like I'd best get you out of here. I promised to let you go - and not to hurt you - so looks like I'll do just that."
"...When you began to sing the theme from Shaft."
"I did not!"
"Off key, of course," Branks added unhelpfully.
"I've never even seen that movie."
I could have the monitors do a playback...?"
"...No." Shaine sulked.
Harris looked up from his captive. "Shaine, your singing sucks."
"And the pitch..."
"I will have you know I have the voice of a lark!"
"Lark, indeed..."
"One of these days I will prove it to you."
"Lark, maybe," Branks mused. "With a bad thought condition..."
"After I shot the damn thing," Harris put in.
"...And he ran over it a few times, yes." Branks nodded.
Shaine cleared her throat and began coughing. "Damn..."
"Something like that. But then it could be worse: Crimson could be singing."
"Aw, shit."
Shaine shook her head.
"Hey, excuse me? Can I go now?" The man said.
"Well," Shaine continued, "You ought to know, I have my mother's voice--" She held up a hand to cut off any smart remarks and hissed, "And I do not mean after she got it with the knife. But right now...oooh my throat..."
Branks shone the pen light down her throat and nodded. "It's a little raw - which would explain a lot...let me give you something for that."
"Yeah. Jinks, take our helper outside. I'll be there shortly." Harris went off to get his hardsuit.
"By your command." Jinks flagged Hugo down and had him carry the man outside.
"I got a fear of flying on a plane 'cause we never know just how it ends up/Well in my mind..." Shaine cut herself off. "I finally get it back and he's gone...shit..." She stared out at the doorway for a moment, then shook her head. Like it matters anyway...
"Should I cower in fear?"
"Branks, knock it off," Crimson ordered. He strode into the room, looking haggard but showing no other ill effects of either poison or antitoxin. "Shaine, your voice is fine." He sank down onto the bed next to hers.
///
"What the fuck? Who are you, Batman?"
Harris grabbed his prisoner by the shoulders, hitting his jump jets. "More like Superman."
The man screamed in fear. Rising to about 2000 feet, Harris held his position over the base and aimed for the pavement. "I promised to let you go and not to hurt...and I shall keep that promise."
"No, no, kill me, please don't let me go--"
Harris did.
The screams only lasted for a little while, and then all that was left was a nice spatter on the road below.
"I'll go get the brooms," Hugo sighed.
///
When Harris got back to medbay, Crimson was sitting on the edge of Shaine's bed. He looked like shit. Harris told him so. "So do you. Nice bloodstains."
"...and she was singing--"
"Yes, the theme from Shaft. You can shut up about it now."
"Aww, that's just a scratch." He winced in pain. "I'll get over it."
"Another member of the walking wounded club." Branks rolled her eyes. "I swear I need to lock the lot of you up each time I tend to your wounds..."
"Not my fault," Shaine said. "And next time, let's go to Al's, okay?"
"Well, make it quick, Branks. I have a meeting to attend. Have to show my gratitude to the one who paid these assholes to miss and shoot me in the side."
"Oh, no. Not tonight you aren't. You're in no shape to be running around playing hellraiser and Indians."
"It's not until tomorrow night."
Branks turned to Crimson. "And that goes for you too. Jail cells...I need jail cells..."
Harris shook his head. She promptly hit it with her palm, snapping, "Stop that and hold still!"
"Now, then. Lessee...how many people dead today..." He started counting in his head, figuring it ought to piss someone off. He sighed. "What a day..."
Crimson looked at Alex. "Well, welcome to our humble home."
"Nice place you have here, Mr. Velendez. So what kind of mad scientist lives here?"
"That would be me," Branks called.
"We are the Men in Black," Shaine deadpanned. "Didn't I tell you that?"
Harris shook his head.
Alex looked slyly over his shoulder. "...Right."
"And you, sir, have been selected for a chance at the last suit you will ever wear." Alex laughed at her. "I'm serious!"
"Oh? Explain."
"He'll figure that out in time, ah...Agent L..."
She smiled. "Yeah, better let you handle that, Zed..."
Crimson exhaled sharply. "We have been in the company of one of the worst terrorist groups to plague Genom."
"And what do these terrorists call themselves?"
"They are the Steel Ravens."
"Them? What have they done, besides maybe help the cops out a few times?"
"That depends upon whom you ask."
Shaine cut in. "Do you really think the AD Police is what keeps rogue Boomers from overrunning the streets?"
"There are those who think the Ravens heroes, and those who think them demons. Either way...we are them."
"The AD Police! Hmph...they couldn't fight a normal work Boomer!"
Shaine and Crimson both grinned at that. "Some could," Crimson argued.
"So let me get this straight. You're the Steel Ravens?"
"Yes, we are."
"Interesting. That explains the underground base and all..."
Branks looked at him. "Gee, then maybe you can explain it all to me..."
Alex looked at his surroundings. "So what does this have to do with me? --Oh..."
"You simply happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, and because of what happened you were brought here."
"No kidding." He backed up slightly.
"There are two ways out of here."
"Yeah...thought that line would come up..." He slipped into what looked like a defensive stance.
"Only this time it's not a line. We could use another person of your abilities."
"Oh?" He relaxed a little."Don't you guys have a test or something? Or is it just, 'hey, we like you, you're in?' "
"We'll get to the tests soon enough."
Alex nodded. "Suppose that I agree, then...what happens?"
"There are a few matters still to be taken care of."
"Such as?"
"Normally we contact a recruit only after an extensive background check."
"And was such a check done on me?"
"At this point, no. We know some basic information about you and what you have told us yourself. However, that's not a problem."
Alex nodded again. "Everything you would want to know about me is in the CIA database at Langley."
"We go beyond the CIA; they tend to miss a few things." Shaine smiled as he said that. "And we have a set of rules which you must adopt as your own:
"You will not divulge any information concerning the Steel Ravens. You will never act upon a personal grudge. You will never act without the mutual consent of all Ravens.
"You will not attempt to secede from this organization. You are responsible for damage to the organization's equipment while it is in your possession or use, unless that damage was unavoidable. You will never divulge information regarding any of our clients.
"You will not attempt to gather intelligence on your own. This task will be divided among all members as seen fit. You will keep in regular contact with other members. The penalty for violating any of the rules is death. Do you understand?"
Harris grinned. Well gee, I must've broken at least one of those by now and I'm still alive...
"Just one question...what is your goal?"
"To destroy Genom," Shaine said quickly.
"We stand between Genom and human life," Crimson explained. "They tend to think they're all-powerful. We defend the innocent, stop rogue Boomers, cyborgs, and other man-made monsters."
"What the hell, I'm in!" He smirked. "Those suits of yours...I get one, right?"
"Yes. One will be made for you at the right time."
"And until then?"
"A temporary suit. But a word about that: the suits are owned by the Ravens, but you will have full access whenever you need it."
"So it'd be best not to wreck your suit. Had some difficulties some time back about that..."
"No kidding," Shaine muttered, sneaking a glance at Harris. Crimson shook his head.
"A little rough on the equipment, are you?"
"Naw, not really..."
Shaine's voice lowered even more. "Snakebite Effect..."
"You have no idea," Crimson said.
"I was within the parameters of the mission - which was completed without fail."
"Yes, and you're not the only one who's done it."
Alex stifled a laugh.
"...Something funny?"
"Oh...no." He was nearly in tears from holding it in. Turning away from Harris slightly, he winked at Shaine.
Harris stood and walked over to him, his expression cold and distant. "Really. Seems we're a funny man...want something to laugh at?"
"Sure." Alex looked right into his eyes.
Harris sucker punched him in the gut. "Just remember...you asked for it." Shaine's eyes widened in surprise as Alex took it - and smiled.
Crimson leapt to his feet. Harris turned and started walking away. "My turn," Alex said, and stood, landing a punch on Harris's back. Harris turned, pivoting on his right foot, bringing his left foot around to meet the side of Alex's head.
Alex slumped to the ground.
Harris took a few steps back, clutching his side. Blood soaked through his shirt. Now I'm definitely pissed...
"Enough," Crimson snapped before Harris could do anything more. Now what...?
