Author's note: Here's the final chapter of my anniversary fic! Be warned...it's even more bizarre than the first! It starts off a bit slow, but then it picks up ^^
Rayamon, Santorayamon, Feralimon and the Invisible Gabumon all belong to me, Taromon belongs to my friend and the guitar belongs to my little brother. Thanks to Megchan for lyrics to 'Bokura no Digital World' (can't you just imagine waltzing to this song? It's great!), and the picture and details of Baihumon and Modoki-Betamon. (I love him. His description on the cards is: 'He's a little different from Betamon!' SQUEEEE!!!)
And beware, there's some yaoi, one-sided yuri and the Kidos think that's Jyou's a hentai! *big grin* There's also more guest stars than you can shake a Monochromon at! So go ahead and read...and don't steal my pineapple!! ^_^
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Chapter 2: Of Vendettas, Pineapples and Guest Stars
*Now we shall have a beginning of episode-esque flashback courtesy of Hawkmon (because I just love him!)*
Things are going from bad to worse! Firstly, all the Digi-lads and their Digimon get kidnapped by evil shadows, causing us to go all over the place to try and find them before all the fangirls stop watching and the show gets taken off the air! After finding a clue suggesting that they weren't kidnapped by anti-Digimon people, we returned to the Digital World to find Michael being used as bait to Feralimon! Okay, so he did get eaten, but nobody likes him much anyway. But not before he gave us a helpful clue of what happened! We tracked down the shadows to the Dark Fortress, and wound up finding Cody! Who, by the way, is more insane than Kari is. Now we're standing on the threshold of the doorway, about to enter one of the greatest battles of our lives! I hope this fanfic ends soon, because I really need to use the bathroom!!
*Theme song: D-D-D...Digimon! Digimon! D-D-D...yeah, you get the idea.*
The girls (and Hawkmon and Cody) stood with their jaws hanging open at the sight in front of them.
Beyond the door was an absolutely immense ballroom. Crystal chandeliers hung from the impossibly high ceiling and the far wall was seeming made from enormous stained-glass windows. The floor was made of shining marble, and on that floor were several long tables, stretching from one end of the long ballroom to the other, with a space for a dance floor. The tables were covered with the finest food: caviar, Scottish salmon, roast pheasant and those little cheese and pineapple sticks.
But most surprisingly of all, in the ballroom were the missing Digi-boys and their Digimon.
They didn't look like they needed rescuing much.
In fact, they looked...like they were enjoying themselves.
Hawkmon pretty much summed it up in one word.
"NANI?!?!?!"
A creature none of them had noticed before, who was also in the ballroom and chatting to Wormmon, turned round at Hawkmon's voice. Spotting the gang, it lumbered over towards them.
Biyomon was the first to notice "Um guys...we have a problem!!"
The Digimon took a fighting stance as the creature, possibly a Digimon, towered above them.
It was slightly bigger than Ikkakumon and looked rather much like an oversized, four-legged Gazimon. It was large, furry and white, with jagged black stripes on its fur. It had large feathery ears with black tips, a black horn on its forehead and black paws tipped with long black claws, while two sharp sabre teeth protruded from the front of its jaws. A long stripy tail swished lazily back and forth behind it. The tail had 5 spiky rings by the tip, which was crowned with a bang of fur. A shaggy cream mane hung round its neck, and it blinked down at the newcomers with sapphire eyes marked with black slash across each one. (AN: Since Xing has taken down the profile pics, here's the very dodgy [and blurry] picture that was on my profile!)
They stood looking at each other for a few seconds, then the creature extended one paw in a friendly greeting.
"Oh, hello." It said in a female voice, "I didn't know that you were coming! My name's Rayamon, the joint hostess. Welcome to the party!"
Everyone blinked.
"Party?" asked Mimi.
"Rayamon?" questioned Yolei, puzzled.
"Yep!" the Digimon smiled again.
The gang were even more confused.
"Kari," whispered Gatomon, tugging at her partner's sleeve "I thought you said that Rayamon was a human author!"
"So did I..."
Rayamon turned and signalled someone else in the ballroom with a nod of her head. Looking in the direction, the gang saw someone else coming towards them.
It was a human girl in her late teens. She was roughly about the height of Joe (and with a scarily similar haircut, except blond and a bit longer) and green eyes. She reached the group and did one of those little Japanese bows in greeting.
"Hey guys! Glad you could make it! I'm the hostess of the party! My name's Lynsey, but everyone calls me Lynz, and on fanfiction.net I'm known as Rayamon!"
The gang looked at Lynz, then to the Digimon, then to Lynz again.
"Rayamon?" asked Yolei again.
"I think we established that..." muttered Hawkmon.
"Oh, her." Said Lynz, waving a hand at the large 'mon "That's the real Rayamon, my namesake. She's my Digimon!"
The gang looked confused again, while Cody muttered something about a 'stupid fanfic hack with own made-up Digimon'.
"All right you!" shouted Kari, pointing at Lynz "We want answers! Why did you kidnap the boys and their Digimon? What's this party all about? And why did you feed Michael to the Feralimon??"
"Sheesh, calm down!" Lynz took a step back "Let me explain. The boys got kidnapped because I wanted them at the party, but it was a surprise so I couldn't tell them. Unfortunately you lot are in an opposite time-zone than me, me being British and all, so for you they got kidnapped at night, which must have seemed a bit suspicious. Sorry about that. Anyway, I'm throwing this party to celebrate me being an author on fanfiction.net for exactly a year!"
"So why didn't you invite us?" asked Gatomon.
Lynz suddenly found the floor immensely fascinating "Well, um...the truth is I find you all really annoying, except for Hawkmon. And Cody."
"But WHY!?!?" sobbed Mimi, tears pricking her eyes "Why do you hate us so!?!?"
"Well, I don't actually hate YOU Mimi, because I like Mimou. Palmon annoys me because she never really does anything, she just gets exasperated at you a lot. Kari is too goody-goody and keeps hurting Dai-chan, Gatomon is just too urgh, Biyomon sang that 'Sora's fishing' song, Sora married Matt and I hate Sorato and Yolei...Yolei..."
"I did what?"
"YOU MARRIED KEN!!" Lynz promptly burst into tears "How could you??? You are NOT supposed to even go out with him, let alone have kids with him!!"
"I have kids with Ken?" asked Yolei.
"I marry Matt?" asked Sora.
They both looked at each other.
"EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!"
"Huh?" asked Lynz "Does that mean you don't like what Toei did to you in the final episode?"
Sora snorted "Please, who does? I mean apart from the Sorato and Kenyako fans."
"I guess you have a point there..." Lynz broke off and ushered them forward "Anyway, let me introduce you to everyone!"
She led the gang up to where Davis was sitting. Actually, slumping would have been a better description. He was totally plastered and had a big grin on his face. Hanging off his arm was a teenage girl (who bared a vague resemblance to Jun) with an equally happy grin on her face.
"Davis, are you drunk?" asked Kari.
"No I'm not!" slurred Davis "I'm jusht a little tipshy, that'sh all!"
"I bet you are." said Lynz. She nodded towards the girl who had attached herself to Dai's arm "That's Dyani. She's a friend from my posting board, and she loves Daisuke even more than me."
"She lovesh me! Everyone lovesh me!" shouted Davis.
"Dyani, you haven't been plying him with drink, have you?" asked Gatomon.
Dyani smiled innocently "Oh course not! Would I do a thing like that?"
"Don't answer that," said Lynz, pushing everyone away "Let's go meet someone else."
The next someone else happened to be another teenage girl with shoulder length, light brown hair with blond highlights, wearing a t-shirt saying 'I BELIEVE IN TAITO Because prophesises don't lie' and wandering about aimlessly.
"This is Pulsar, aka Melissa or Mel, and she's my beta-reader! She's also the biggest yaoi and hentai fiend I know!"
"Hey Lynz," asked Mel, distracted "Have you seen Tai or Matt about?"
"No, why?"
"They asked what my t-shirt meant, so I told them all about Taito and how everyone loves it and supports it, then they went somewhere and I haven't seen them since!"
"No, but I'll tell you if I see them. Now, moving on..."
"AAHHHH!!!!!" screamed Hawkmon "MURDER!! ASSAULT!!!"
Everyone turned round to see that Hawkmon had been pinned to the floor by a strange looking Digimon. She looked like a cross between a cat and a fox, with deep blue fur and silver stripes. Her forearms had a metal sheath, as did her legs (as she walked on her hind legs), and the top of her head was covered in a metal helmet. Her long, stripy brush tail wagged back and forth as she hugged the bird Digimon.
"Hawk-chaaaaaaaann!!"
"Oh yeah," said Lynz sweatdropping "That's Taromon. She belongs to a friend of mine. She really likes you, Hawkmon."
"I gathered!" squeaked Hawkmon, trying to get out of Taromon's death grip on him.
"In fact..." Lynz looked over her shoulder "You'll get to meet her partner now! Hey, Scarlett! Come over here!"
The girl in question came over. She too was teenage (I guess I should've warned you all about the fangirls ^_^), with dark brown hair.
"This is Scarlett, one of my Real Life friends who's obsessed with GIFs and tigers."
"Hey." Suddenly she saw Cody "YOU!!!"
Cody growled and pointed his kendo stick at her "YOU!!!"
"What's going on?" asked Mimi, confused.
"She was the one who encased my feet in cement and threw me in the river!" shouted Cody.
"You're the irritating little sod who rasps a lot and cries when he tells lies!" yelled Scarlett.
"Oh yeah," sighed Lynz, slapping a hand over her eyes "Scarlett doesn't like Cody much. In fact, she hates him."
"DIE CODY DIE!!!" screamed Scarlett, pouncing at little Iori.
"I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!" shouted Cody, leaping into battle. Soon the two were caught in a massive scuffle.
"Umm...let's just leave them to it." said Lynz, turning back to the gang. "Now, enjoy the party!"
As the gang began to mingle, Lynz tapped Sora on the shoulder.
"Sora?"
"Yes?"
"Why are you wearing Jyou's clothes?"
"Maaaatt.....Taaaaaai!" called out Mel forlornly as she searched for the bishonen. She wandered over to where Izzy was sitting, typing on his laptop "Hey Izzy, have you seen Matt or Tai anywhere?"
"No." said Izzy in deadpan, not looking up from the screen.
"Will you help me find them?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No."
"Izzy, do you know who I am?"
"Yes, unfortunately."
"I'm a fangirl."
"So?"
"So...I have access to hammerspace."
"Hammerspace?"
From nowhere Mel pulled out a huge fan and whacked Izzy repeatedly with it.
"Ow, ow okay, okay! I'll help you look!" He turned off his laptop and put it down.
"That's a good boy!" grinned Mel, dragging a muttering Koushiro behind her.
Ken wandered about, eating a sandwich. He didn't really mind the fact that he'd been kidnapped now, since it was just for an anniversary party. And because he'd never been to a big do like this before.
"Googuru wa ssshhitteru ze, tatakai to yuuki no imi! Itsshu demo sshoba de miteta..."
Ken sweatdropped at Daisuke's drunken singing and the fact that Dyani was singing along as well. Now he knew that Davis definitely couldn't hold his alcohol. He'd have to have a word to Jun about Dai's drinking problem...
He turned round and walked straight into Rayamon's back leg. He rubbed his nose ruefully.
"Rayamon! Can't you stay out of my way or something? That's the fifth time I've walked into you tonight!"
"It's not my fault you need glasses."
"Go back to your Rookie stage then!"
"I'm a natural Champion Ken, like Gatomon. It's more comfortable to stay like this."
Ken growled when a banging noise suddenly filled the air. Rayamon's feathery ears picked up.
"Looks like we have another guest!"
The white Champion went over to the door (which had mysteriously regenerated) and opened it.
"Oh, hello! I was wondering when you'd get here!"
"Of course," came a familiar voice "I always have to be fashionably late."
Ken poked his head round Rayamon to see who the newcomer was.
His eyes went totally wide, his pupils shrank and he screamed.
Standing in the doorway was none other than the Digimon Kaiser.
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE!?!?!?!"
"Lynz couldn't decide whether she liked good Ken or the Emperor more, so she invited both." Explained Rayamon.
"Hey Kenny boy," sneered the Kaiser, pulling his whip taut "Miss me?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" screamed Ken, running away.
"Bow down before me! Get down on your knees and BEG!" shouted the Kaiser, running after Ken and cracking his whip.
"Umm...what was that all about?" asked Wormmon, scuttling up to Rayamon.
"Beats me. Ken's in two minds about this!" Rayamon laughed at her appalling joke.
Wormmon just looked confused.
Mimi, Sora and Biyomon approached Lynz, who was standing by one of the buffet tables stuffing herself with chocolate covered flapjacks. Some thing had been bothering them since they got here, and they intended to find out what.
"Hey Lynz?"
"Mmprh?" asked Lynz, half way through a flapjack.
"We want to ask you a question."
"Mrbort mmrhat?" came the mumbled reply.
"About this fortress." Said Sora "You say we're in England, right? Yet this fortress is absolutely huge! I think we would have learned about it when we were studying Britain. How come we don't know about it? I mean, it's pretty hard not to notice a hulking great big fortress."
"There's a simple explanation to that...I'm a fanfic author."
"Huh?"
"I can make things happen. I have the Omnipotent Power of the Fanfic Author."
"I don't follow." Said Biyomon.
"Hey...I get it!" squealed Mimi "Lynz is a fanfic author, and each fanfic author creates their own parallel universes when they write stories, in which the characters have different timelines and adventures than those in the show. And so each author has unlimited power in their own dimensions, as they're the ones who created them! Therefore, we're in a parallel dimension, created by Lynz, who built this fortress to host the party, so we are in England, but technically it's not the England in OUR world, but England in one of HER worlds!"
"Bingo!" said Lynz, doing a thumbs-up.
Sora and Biyomon stared wide-eyed at Mimi.
"Whoa...you worked that out by yourself!?!?"
Mimi grinned "I'm not just a pretty face, you know!"
"You could have fooled me..." Lynz reached out for a cheese and pineapple stick, when she noticed something "Hey! Who stole all the pineapple off the cheese and pineapple sticks?!?"
Gomamon, who was beside the table, hurriedly shoved all the pineapple chunks into his mouth and grinned.
"It wasn't me!!"
"Argh! You ate all the pineapple!!! I'm the only one who's allowed to do that!!" from nowhere Lynz yanked out a guitar "GIVE ME BACK MY PINEAPPLE!!!"
"Yikes!" Gomamon made a run for it, an insane guitar-wielding fangirl in hot pursuit.
"Isn't that Matt's guitar?" asked Biyomon as she and the rest sweatdropped.
"Don't worry, it's not." Everyone turned round to see Rayamon standing behind them "It's actually her little brother's. She doesn't have the heart to destroy Matt's guitar."
"Lynsey's little brother?" asked Mimi "Then where is he?"
Back in Japan...
"SQUEEEEEEEE!!!! HE'S SO CUTE!!!!" squealed the fangirls as they all glomped Lynz's itoto-chan.
"Ack! Lemme go!"
"He's so cute! He looks like a mini TK!!" squealed Jun (AN: I'm not kidding. My little bro looks like a cross between TK and Butch from Pokémon. Thankfully he doesn't sound like a cross between them!)
Back at the party...
Joe sat at the table, making a house out of beer mats. Currently it was 15 across at the bottom, and he was just adding the final arch at the very top...
"JOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE!!!! SAVE MEEEEE!!!!!"
Gomamon came crashing over the table, diving into Jyou's arms and sending the house of beer mats flying.
"Gomamon! What's wrong?"
"GIVE ME BACK MY PINEAPPLE!!!" Lynz skidded to a halt in front of Joe, guitar raised over he head "Ehe...hi Joe!"
"Lynz? Were you going to brain Gomamon with that guitar?"
Lynz hid the guitar behind her back "Guitar? What guitar?"
Jyou mushroom sighed, when he noticed Izzy stomping about behind Mel, a scowl on his face.
"Izzy? What's the matter with you?"
The red head pouted "Mel's making me try to find Matt and Tai! But I wanna go on my laptop!"
"Say, Izzy..." asked Lynz "Where IS your laptop?"
"On the seat over there." Izzy pointed down to one end of the ballroom.
"Noooooo!! Quick, we have to save it before it's too late!!!" Lynz took off down the ballroom, with Izzy in hot pursuit (he didn't really know what was going on, but he understood that his precious laptop might be in danger!).
Lynz picked up the laptop from the chair and her face fell "We're too late!"
"Why? What's..." Izzy saw what had happened to his laptop "NOOOOO!!!!"
Someone or something had taken a huge bite out of his laptop, and only half of it was left. And even that half was covered in teeth marks.
"WAAAAAAHHHH!!! MY BEAUTIFUL LAPTOP!!!!!!!" Izzy promptly burst into tears and hugged the poor damaged remains of his mini computer.
"I guess I should've warned you about leaving your computer unattended..." mused Lynz thoughtfully as Gabumon and Agumon came up, wondering why Izzy was bawling his eyes out.
"What's the matter with him?" asked Agumon.
"His laptop got half-eaten."
"My poor poor laptop!!!" Wailed Izzy. Suddenly his eyes hardened and he leapt to his feet "Who did this??? WHO!?!?!"
"The Invisible Gabumon."
"Huh?" asked Izzy and Agumon.
"It wasn't me!!!" panicked Gabumon.
"I didn't say it was YOU, Gabumon." Explained Lynz "It's the Invisible Gabumon who lives under my stairs and eats my computer equipment. So far he's eaten my monitor cover, most of my hard drive space, a mouse, several games and software, printer paper, printer ink, some padding in my mouse and now Izzy's laptop."
Agumon shook his head "You are one twisted person, Lynz."
"Yeah, I know."
Suddenly, music started up. It was 'Bokura no Digital World', actually. Lynz's face brightened.
"Well, time to dance!"
"Fancy a dance, Ken?" asked the Kaiser as he continued to chase Ken.
"Nooooo!!!! Leave me alone!!!"
"Hawk-chaaaaaaaan!!!" squealed Taromon "Dance with me!!!"
"Like I have a choice...
"Hey, Gomamon! Wanna dance?" asked Rayamon.
"Sure, why not? Gomamon Digivolve to...IKKAKUMON!!" The two Champions began to dance.
"Joe?" asked Mimi shyly.
"Yeah?"
Mimi blushed.
"I was, um, hoping, that you, um, would like to da-"
"Out of the way, sister!" Lynz pushed Mimi out of the way and grabbed Jyou "He's MINE!" she grinned up at Joe "Aren't you, Jyou-kun?"
Joe sweatdropped "Ehe..."
Tears welled up in Mimi's eyes "But I thought you LIKED Mimou!!"
"I do! There's just a coupling I like more than Mimou..." Lynz glomped Joe "That's Jyousey/Lynou! Come on Joe!" Lynz dragged him over to the dance floor.
Mimi got up, put her hands on her hips and scowled. Now she had no one to dance with! Davis was with Dyani, Joe with Lynz, TK with Kari, Willis (who was also there, with Lopmon [the Rookie form of Kokomon] and Terriermon) was with Mel, Izzy was too busy crying, Tai and Matt were still missing and Ken was being chased by the Kaiser.
"Hey Mimi?"
She turned round to see Yolei looking hopeful.
"Do you want to dance with me?"
Mimi sighed "Might as well..."
"YES!!" shouted Yolei, dragging her crush to the dance floor.
Kirameki yozora miagete itara
Ano toki ni mita hoshi ga hikatta
Umi wo norikoe tairiku mezashi
Omoigakezu ni hajimatta adobenchaa...
The opening verse of the Digimon 02 memorial theme began to play as everyone danced with their partners. The voices of Wada Kouji, AiM, the Japanese narrator, the Digi-Destined and their Digimon partners echoed through the ballroom as the final 02 song filled the air...
Bokura no dejitaru waarudo
Warai korogeta hi kenka shita koto mo
Subete dakishimete arukou...
The dancers swept with their partners across the marble floor in the beautiful evening, under the spell of the music. Rivalries and jealousies were forgotten as they danced...
Arigatou dejitaru waarudo
Namida nagashita hi ochikonda koto mo
Mune ni kizamitsuke susumou
Bouken no tabi wa madamada tsuzuku yo
"GENKI NEE ZO!!" shouted Davis, still not sober, as his part in the song came up.
Bokura no dejitaru waarudo
Warai korogeta hi kenka shita koto mo
Subete dakishimete arukou...
Arigatou dejitaru waarudo
Namida nagashita hi ochikonda koto mo
Mune ni kizamitsuke susumou
Bouken no tabi wa-
Suddenly a loud crash and the shattering of glass came thundering through the air as something came smashing through one of the huge glass windows. Something large and covered in scales and metal armour...
"Madamada tsuzuku yo!" finished Metseadramon as he pulled his immense coiled body though the broken window.
"Metalseadramon??? I didn't invite you!!" shouted Lynz, annoyed at having her party gatecrashed.
"OR US!!!" Three more windows smashed as Machinedramon, Puppetmon and Piedmon came into the room.
"Could somebody please tell me what's going on?" asked Kari, confused.
"Then let us explain it for you, dear child! TRUMP SWORD!!!" Everyone dived out the way at Piedmon's attack, and it struck the table behind them. The table was completely blown away, revealing...
"Tai!! Matt!!"
Matt and Tai had indeed been under the table, which explained why no one had been able to find them. And they had been doing something...rather inappropriate.
"SQUEEEEE!!!!" squealed Mel happily "You two were making out! Taito is REAL!!!"
"We weren't making out!" protested Tai "We were just...um..." He looked up at Matt, who was currently sitting on his chest "Why don't you tell them, Yama?"
"Yama!!!" Mel went starry-eyed "You have a pet name for him!"
"Oh this is just sickening." Complained Piedmon "Let's destroy the yaoi once and for all!"
The Dark Masters chuckled behind him.
"What???"
Machinedramon did a cough that sounded suspiciously like 'Piedotismon'.
"Shut up you lot!!" shouted Piedmon, blushing "Nothing went on between us!"
The Dark Masters laughed harder.
"I've had enough of this." Tai held up his Digivice. "Go Agumon!"
"Agumon Warp-Digivolve to...WARGREYMON!!"
"Gabumon Warp-Digivolve to...METALGARURUMON!!"
"Nobody disses yaoi and gets away with it!" complained Lynz "Go get 'em, Rayamon!"
"Rayamon Warp-Digivolve to...SANTORAYAMON!!"
"My turn!" Taromon detached herself from Hawkmon and leapt forward "Taromon Warp-Digivolve to...BAIHUMON!!"
Everyone stared wide-eyed at the two new Megas.
"WHOA!!"
Santorayamon looked a bit like Antylamon (the Ultimate level rabbity thing from the Digimon movie). She had white fur, covered in v-shaped black stripes. Her ears were long and branched into three points by the tip, and a thick mane hung round her neck and chest. Two white wings rose from her back, and the primaries were black. A long, stripy tail swished behind her, and on her arms, ears, legs and tail were several thick, gold bracelets.
Baihumon, on the other hand, looked like an immense silver tiger with blue stripes. The front of her paws had metal coverings and two huge fangs stuck out at right angles to her jaw, while her heavy-set head was framed by a mane of coarse, pale blue hair. Her tail had a spiked ring around it, and around her waist spun a ring of 12 golden balls of pure energy (and because I'm a nice person, here's a pic of Santorayamon and Baihumon! The former's a bit dodgy...sorry. I'm a writer, not a drawer! Plus my scanner's evil.).
Jyou tapped Lynz on the shoulder.
"Yours and Scarlett's Digimon can go Mega?"
"Of course!" grinned Lynz "I'm a fanfic author! I can make anything happen!"
"Isn't Baihumon one of the 4 Digital Gods?" asked Tentomon, slightly puzzled.
"Yeah, but humour me. Now go kick some ass, guys!"
"Right!" Santorayamon nodded "Split up and take one Master each! I'll take Machinedramon, you guys pick your own! Ready? GO!"
With that, the 8 Megas joined into a battle royal. Everyone else ran for cover as attacks blasted overhead, incinerating anything they came into contact with.
"RIVER OF POWER!!!" Metalseadramon fired his attack at Baihumon, but the nimble tiger dodged and launched her own attack.
"VAJRA!" a blast of energy came shooting from the spheres around her waist and struck the Lord of the Sea straight on. Before he had even time to recover, Baihumon was upon him with her secondary attack. "IRON CLAWS!"
Machinedramon wasn't having a fun time either. Being a robot, he didn't have much manoeuvrability, so had to resort to firing his cannons willy-nilly. But whenever his attacks DID hit, they were deflected by Santorayamon's energy shield.
"GIGA CANNON!" the attack bounced off again. Santorayamon drew back her hands and a crackling ball of electric energy formed in between.
"SANTO RETRIBUTION!!" she fired the lance of electricity straight at the Dark Master, and it caught him full on. His circuits began to overload and he started to smoke.
"Ahhhh!!!!" rasped Machinedramon "Fire in the hole!"
Eventually the fighting noises quietened down, and all the party guests peeped out from behind their hiding places.
Baihumon was standing on Metalseadramon's neck and almost crushing his head to the ground. Santorayamon had Machinedramon in a headlock, Metalgarurumon had pinned Puppetmon under one of his paws and Piedmon was caught in an arm lock by Wargreymon.
"Alright you!" shouted Lynz, stalking over to Piedmon "I demand to know just what the hell you think you're playing at!!! Why did you wreck my party?!?!"
"I'll never tell you!" Wargreymon gave Piedmon's arm a twist "Ow! Okay, I'll tell, I'll tell! We didn't REALLY want to wreck your party...we were paid to."
"PAID to???"
"That's right!" came Metalseadramon's muffled voice "We got a phone call from someone saying that they'd pay us to come and trash the party! And since we need the money, we agreed!"
"But who would want to deshtroy the party?" lisped Veemon "I mean, it'sh not THAT bad!"
"It's quite obvious," Said the Kaiser, suddenly appearing next to them with his whip wrapped round Ken's neck (and the poor lad was struggling like mad to get free) "It's someone who was a vendetta against Lynz."
"So who doesn't like you?" asked Willis.
"Hmm..." Lynz thought "I suppose some Yolei fans don't like me because I don't like her, the Sorato/Kenyako/Michael fans don't like me because of what's been happening in this story, and some people who flamed me for my story 'Forever' (but since they can't spell, I seriously doubt they could organise an attack)...but apart from that, no one, I think."
"Then who was it?" asked Lopmon (he never gets to appear in fics, so I gave him a line!)
"It was...ME!!!!" came a shout from behind them. Everyone turned around to see...
A giant robot spider thing, complete with cannons and lasers, coming clanking towards them. A glass dome on the top opened up, to reveal the person inside...
"IZZY!?!?!?" gasped everyone.
"Yes! And I shall destroy you all!"
"Isn't that Cody's line?" mused Armadillomon.
"Izzy?" asked Lynz "But why do YOU, of all people, want to kill me?"
"Because, my dear fangirl...you hate me!"
"No I don't! I love you! You used to be my favourite!"
"Yes, USED to be. Then you discovered Joe and I went down to second place. Then came Davis and Ken and now I'm in fourth place! And, to top it all off, you BASH me!"
"Ah, don't worry, Kousshhiro!" slurred Davis "Sshe basshesh me, but sshe shtill lovesh me!"
"Oh shut up, you goggle headed freak!"
"HEY! I take offence at that!" shouted Tai.
"Alright then, Izzy!" said Lynz defiantly. "Explain why I bash you then."
"The first fic you ever did: 'Sanity'."
"What about it?"
"What about it?? WHAT ABOUT IT!?!?!? You KILLED me, that's what about it!!!"
"I didn't kill you!" protested Lynz "It was up to the reader to decide whether you died or not!"
"And most readers thought I DID!"
"Well, yeah...but you were alive in the sequel!"
"You took that down!"
Lynz sweatdropped "Oops..."
"And then your 'Pretty Fly' series that bashes everyone...you did me first!"
"But that was because I liked you..."
"Afterwards 'Myotismon's Christmas'...I got my scooter AND my laptop stolen!"
"I actually quite liked that story." Said Piedmon.
"Oh be quiet, you Ronald McDonald rip-off!"
Piedmon sniffed "That hurt!"
Ignoring him, Izzy carried on "Next came 'Never Forget'!!"
"Hey, you were hardly in that! It was all about Davis!"
"EXACTLY!! I was hardly in it!!!"
"...That was because it was all about Davis."
"Whoo! Everyone lovesh me!" cheered Davis.
"Daisuke," began Izzy "Do you have any idea what happens to you in that fic?"
"No."
"You DIE."
"I...die?" Davis began to cry "WAAHH!! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!!"
"Ahh, don't cry, Dai-kun!" soothed Dyani, giving Davis a hug.
Davis sniffed "Lynsh doeshn't love me! Sshe hatesh me!"
"I do love you, Davis! Just because you die doesn't mean I hate you! It had a happy ending!"
Izzy coughed.
"Alright then, a BITTERSWEET ending! And it made people cry! And see, they liked it!" Lynz gave Davis a copy of the reviews, and he brightened considerably.
"Yesh! You love me!"
Izzy rapped the metal covering of his spider robot to get their attention "I haven't finished yet! After 'Never Forget' it was 'Forever' and its sequel 'Jealousy', which was so twisted I'm not gonna say anything about it!"
"Why was it so bad?" asked Tai.
Izzy reached inside his robot and pulled out several sheets of paper and threw them at the former goggle boy "Here Tai, read your death/murder scene!"
Tai began to read and got paler and paler. He finally finished and started shaking.
"Are you alright?" asked Kari.
Tai opened his mouth to speak, but instead he passed out.
"TAI!!!!" screamed Matt.
"Quick Yama, give him mouth-to-mouth!" shouted Mel.
TK caught the sheets as they floated down "I wonder what he freaked out at? Hey, I wonder who killed him!" he started to read, then all colour drained from his face. He did a girlie scream and promptly ran and hid under a table, throwing the papers away.
Everyone sweatdropped, then turned back to Izzy, who was once again banging to get their attention.
"And if all those fics weren't bad enough..." Izzy held up what was left of his computer "Your imaginary invisible friend ate my laptop! And for that, I will DESTROY you!!"
In a flash, Santorayamon moved in front of Lynz, along with the other 7 Megas.
"You'll have to get through us first!" growled Santorayamon.
"You think you can take on 8 Megas?" asked Puppetmon.
Lynz went starry eyed.
"You guys are gonna fight for me?"
"Of course!" said Piedmon, doing a thumbs up "You let us have a big part in 'Myotismon's Christmas', and we like you for it!"
Lynz got little animé waterfall tears "Wow, I love you guys!"
Izzy sneered "Pathetic! Is that the best you can do?"
"Not yet! Biyomon Digivolve to Birdramon Digivolve to...GARUDAMON!"
"Palmon Digivolve to Togemon Digivolve to...LILLYMON!"
"Ikkakumon Digivolve to...ZUDOMON!" (AN: He Digivolved to dance, remember?)
"Patamon Digivolve to...ANGEMON!"
"Veemon Digivolve to...EXVEEMON"
"Hawkmon Digivolve to...AQUILLAMON!"
"Armadillomon Digivolve to...ANKYLOMON!"
"Wormmon Digivolve to...STINGMON!"
"Terriermon Warp-Digivolve to...SAINT-GALGOMON!" (AN: Since his brother can go Mega, I thought it only fair to let him too!)
"Lopmon Warp-Digivolve to...KERPYMON!"
"ExVeemon! Stingmon! Jogress shinka...PAILDRAMON!"
"Aquillamon! Gatomon! Jogress shinka...SLIPHYMON!"
"Ankylomon! Angemon! Jogress shinka...SHAKKOUMON!"
"Paildramon Mega- Digivolve to...IMPERIALDRAMON!"
(AN: While typing this I was listening to 'Brave Heart', the Japanese Digivolving theme! Very appropriate!)
"Wait!" said Tentomon "Do I get to Digivolve too?"
"If you want." Shrugged Lynz.
"Tentomon Digivolve to Kabuterimon Digivolve to...MEGAKABUTERIMON!"
Despite the previous scene being the biggest mass-Digivolve since 'Enter the Dark Masters', Izzy wasn't impressed.
"Please, 11 Megas and 6 Ultimates? Don't make me laugh!" He grinned evilly. "Now watch how it's done!" He pressed a button on his control panel inside the robot and a panel opened in the side, allowing several circular, black objects flew out...
"EEEIIIIIIII!!!!!" Shrieked TK from under the table "DARK RINGS!!!"
"Don't be an idiot!" sneered the Kaiser "They're not Dark Rings! They look nothing like them!"
Everyone's eyes went really small, as to them they looked exactly the same as Dark Rings.
Izzy clapped his hands together in glee "Now, I believe I'm supposed to laugh evilly here...MWAHAHAHA!!!!"
The not-Dark Rings, which had quietly been hovering, suddenly sprang into life. Each one clamped around the neck or arm of a Digimon with lightning speed, and the 'Mons began to scream as their energy was sucked out of them, and they began to de-Digivolve to back into Rookies.
"As you can see," laughed Izzy "My not-Dark Rings steal energy from Digimon and make them revert back to their Rookie stage!"
Gatomon and Rayamon glowed once again, and went back to their Rookie forms of Salamon and Gazimon.
"Not only that, it effects natural Champions too!"
The four glowing shapes that once were the Dark Masters continued to get smaller and smaller...
"And..." grinned Izzy "even natural MEGAS!!"
Where the four Masters once stood were now four little Digimon. Modoki-Betamon (yes, he is a real Digimon), who was once Metalseadramon, a little Agumon who used to be Machinedramon, a Mushroomon that was Puppetmon, and where Piedmon once was...
"PATAMON!?!?!" gasped everyone.
The Patamon that was once Piedmon looked down at himself, then covered his face with his wings, mortified "This is so embarrassing..." (AN: To save confusion, the Agumon and Patamon that were once Dark Masters will be referred to as Machinedramon and Piedmon.)
The Kaiser started to applaud.
"Why are you clapping!?!?!" screamed Kari angrily, holding an exhausted Salamon in her arms "He's BEATING us!"
"Well, yeah...but you have to admit, that was a really good plan!"
Mel glared at the Kaiser.
"If you weren't such a total shag-beast I'd whack you with my fan right now!"
"Don't worry guys!" said Lynz, stepping forward and pulling out a sheet of paper and a pen "I have the Omnipotent Power of the Fanfic Author! All I have to do is to write him out!"
Izzy snickered "Ah, I thought that you'd try this! So, I took precautions!"
Another panel opened up in the robot and something yellow shot out into the air, did a somersault and landed neatly on the marble floor.
Everyone's gaze followed the creature from the feet up.
White clawed feet.
A brush tail.
Yellow fur.
Purple gloves marked with a yin-yang...and the expressionless gaze of Renamon.
Lynz took one look at the Tamer character, screamed and ran away behind Joe.
"Jyoooooooooouuuuuu! Save meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!"
Joe sweatdropped "Sheesh, it's only Renamon!"
"That's just it! She's eviiiiill!! Don't let her get me!!!"
Izzy laughed evilly "And now it's time for...the grand finale!" The giant laser on the front of his spider robot swivelled into position and the tip began to glow as it charged up. "But first, we need some dramatic music!"
He pushed a few buttons and the guitar riff from his Season 01 theme 'Tenjin Umi' began to play. "Perfect! Now...prepare to DIE!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!"
Everybody gasped and took a step back in fear.
The laser began to shake form the stored energy.
The light built and built and a whining noise filled the air...
Everyone braced themselves for the impact...
CHOMP
"Huh?" Izzy blinked and wondered why everyone hadn't been incinerated. Then he looked down at the laser...
The tip had been bitten clean off!
"What the..."
Suddenly the rest of the laser began to disappear in chunks...
"What's going on?" asked Modoki-Betamon (isn't that fun to say? Modoki-Betamon!)
Lynz gasped as she worked it out "It's...the Invisible Gabumon!!"
"HUH???"
"He actually exists?" asked the real Gabumon.
"Yeah, of course he does! You thought I was making him up?"
"AAHHH!!! LEAVE MY ROBOT ALONE!!!!!" screamed Izzy as his spider robot continued getting eaten. Eventually the legs gave way and it collapsed into a pile of scrap, with Izzy still sitting on his (leather) control seat.
"DAMN YOU!!!" shouted Izzy, shaking his fist at where he thought the Invisible Gabumon once was. A burp answered him.
Izzy growled and pointed at everyone else "I'm not beaten yet!" he pulled out a remote control and pushed a big red button on it. A giant, humanoid robot crashed through the wall and clanked forward, standing behind its master.
"Behold my greatest invention...CODYBOT!!!"
"I-shall-destroy-you-all
"This is just insane..." muttered Joe.
"It took you THIS long to figure that out?" asked Kari.
"There's only one thing to do!" The Kaiser stepped forward "KIMERAMON! COME TO YOUR MASTER!!! I COMMAND YOU!!!"
Silence.
"Um, Ken?"
"It's the Kaiser!"
"Alright then, the Kaisher?" lisped Veemon "Kimeramon'sh dead. I blew him up."
The Kaiser thought for a minute "Dammit, you're right! Now what are we gonna do???"
"You stay still so I can destroy you!! MWAHAHA!!" laughed Izzy, as he ordered his CodyBot forward.
"Izzy!" wailed Tentomon, his eyes really big and pleading. "I'm your partner! You're not going to hurt ME, are you?"
"Hurt you? Of COURSE I'm going to hurt you! You're the Nimoy bug! And I'm fed up of your tree obsession and appalling jokes! Die you stupid bug!!" Izzy made the CodyBot zap lasers at Tentomon.
"AAHHHH!!!!"
Meanwhile...
Scarlett wandered around the ballroom, trying to find her opponent.
"Oh Cody...where are yooou? Don't worry, I won't hurt you...much!"
Suddenly, an explosion made her jump and whirl around.
In the distance (it was a very big ballroom) she could see the CodyBot firing lasers and causing everyone to run for their lives.
Her eyes narrowed, she screamed a war cry and ran towards the action.
Back with the gang...
"MWAHAHA!!!" laughed Izzy "I'll teach you to bash me and not write me into fics! I'll destroy you all, and then they'll be nobody to write about but me!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Suddenly, he heard a rather loud war cry. He peeked round CodyBot to see a rather angry fangirl charging towards him.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! DIE CODY DIE!!!"
Scarlett leapt at the CodyBot and began to rip it apart with her bare hands.
"Nooooo!!! What are you doing!?!? Leave my CodyBot alone!!"
"Woah!" gasped Piedmon, hiding under the table with TK. He turned to look at Lynz, who was also there "Aren't you going to do anything?"
"No way! Renamon's still out there!!"
"Then do something about it!"
Lynz thought, then pulled out a remote from her pocket and pushed a button on it, causing the floor tile beneath Renamon to give way and drop her into a pit of Feralimon (You may have guessed, I don't like Renamon!).
The CodyBot began to fuse as it was torn apart. It sparked, then...
BOOM!!
The CodyBot blew up, showing broken metal and smoke everywhere.
Izzy coughed and fanned away some of the smoke, when he noticed something.
He was surrounded by 19 pissed-off looking Rookies.
Which included a VERY pissed off looking Tentomon.
"Um...no hard feelings, right guys?"
"PEPPER BREATH!!"
"BLUE BLASTER!"
"SPIRAL TWISTER!"
"MARCHING FISHES!"
"POISON IVY!"
"BOOM BUBBLE!!"
"SUPER SHOCKER!"
"PUPPY HOWLING!"
"V-HEADBUTT!"
"BEAK BUZZSAW!"
"DIAMOND SHELL!"
"STICKY NET!"
"BUDDY BLAST!!"
"ELECTRIC STUN BLAST!"
"BLUE ARROW!"
"AQUA TOWER!"
"FUNGUS CRUNCHER!"
The attacks combined and there was a massive explosion, which catapulted a rather singed Izzy into the air and blasted him through the window.
"Looks like Koushiro is blasting off again! Aaaaaa
All the humans started to cheer and ran over to congratulate their partners (except for Davis, who was still drunk and attached to Dyani, Mel, who was helping Matt revive Tai, Cody, who wasn't there, TK, who was under the table and the Kaiser, who went to congratulate the Dark Masters instead).
"Scarlett?" asked Taromon, pulling her partner out the wreckage of the CodyBot "Are you okay?"
"Grrrooooooaaahrrrrr!!!!" Growled Scarlett, foaming at the mouth and trying to tear apart a piece of metal with her teeth "I shall destroy you, Cody!"
Taromon sweatdropped.
"Hey, you're pretty cute as a Rookie!" giggled Lynz, rubbing Gazimon's head fur.
"You mean I wasn't as a Champion?"
"Well, I couldn't exactly pick you up then, could I?"
"TK?" asked Patamon, peering under the table "You can come out now!"
"Nooooooo!!! I don't want to! Lynz is INSANE!!"
"...Yeah, we know that. So why are you scared?"
"She...and Tai..."
Patamon pulled a face "What? Taisey/ Lynchi?"
"No! The p-person s-she made kill T-tai...AAAAHHH!!!!" TK grabbed Patamon in a hug "DON'T LET HER HURT ME!!!"
"Whoohoo!" cheered Modoki-Betamon "I have legs again!"
"And I have a tongue...I can whistle! Whoo!!" cheered Machinedramon, whistling the Japanese Digimon theme song (which is waaaaaay better than the dub version. All together now 'Ooooon myyyyy looooooooooove!!!')
"This is just SO EMBARRASSING!!!" wailed Piedmon "I'm a BATPIG again!!"
"Oh c'mon," said Kari, smiling "It's not that bad! Actually, you're kinda cute!"
Piedmon blushed, then regained himself "But I'm supposed to be an evil clown! Not a guinea pig with wings!"
"Don't worry!" said Lynz coming over, with Gazimon riding on her shoulders "You'll probably just go back to Mega after a meal, since the not-Dark Rings only stole your energy temporarily. And if not, then I can always write you back into your Mega forms!"
"Man," said Willis, wrinkling his nose "Izzy really did a number on this place!"
Indeed, the Grand Ballroom had been trashed. The chandeliers had fallen from the ceiling, the windows were shattered, the tables and food were scattered and laser burns were everywhere.
Lynz sighed "Well, I guess this cuts the party short. It had to end anyway; it's almost evening back in Japan. You lot had better go back before people get suspicious."
"Aren't you going to do a speech first?" asked the Kaiser.
"YEAH! SSHPEECH!!!" slurred Davis.
"Speech speech speech!" chanted everyone.
"Alright, alright!!" Lynz waved them all to stop chanting. She climbed on top of one of the upturned tables.
"Firstly I'd like to thank all the people who're reading this now, and who no doubt think that I'm insane. And to all you guys for coming to my party! Special thanks to Cybra for being my first ever reviewer, Ishida Takeru for being my first constructive flamer, Jay and Princess of Quake for consistent reviewing (Jay, I WILL do that song fic! It's just taking me a while!), Moondancer for inspiring me to get off my ass and do the final bit of Sanity (hoy, I gotta lot of fics to write!), Kaden Zendi Fukuyama for liking 'Forever' so much that she drew me some fanart, and all the really great authors out there that have made me laugh and cry with their fics! Also to Mel for being a great beta-reader and friend (and for getting me hooked on Kensuke...). But most of all, thanks to everyone out there for reviewing my fics and making me feel wanted! If to read is human, to review divine, then you guys are up there with Azulongmon! Thank you ever so much for your support, and here's to another year of fanfic writing!!"
"Another year of character bashing..." grumbled Tentomon.
"Another year of scariness..." whimpered TK.
"HEY!! I HEARD THAT!!!"
A little bit later...
Lynz finished scribbling on a piece of paper. A shimmering portal opened up in the middle of the ballroom.
"Right guys, this portal'll take you back to your own homes."
"What about us?" asked Modoki-Betamon.
"It'll take you guys to Myotismon's house, so you can go bug him until you become Megas again."
"ALRIGHT!!" cheered the Dark Masters, charging through the portal.
"This is so embarrassing..." wailed Piedmon as Mushroomon dragged him through.
"Hey Lynz?" asked Kari "You never answered my question. Why did you feed Michael to the Feralimon?"
"Because he's an annoying goit with stupid hair, a stupid voice, his own helicopter and he's a threat to Mimou. So I hate him.."
"Fair enough..." Kari and Salamon went through the portal.
"Hey Kenny boy," laughed the Kaiser, putting his arm round him "looks like I'm coming back with you!"
"Why me..."
"Come on Davish!" lisped Veemon "Let Dyani go! We hafta go home!"
"Dyani'sh coming with me!" shouted Davis "Sshe lovesh me!"
" ^_^ And I love you, Dai-chan!" said Dyani, kissing him on the cheek.
"Sshee? Sshe LOVESH me!! Everyone lovesh me!"
Veemon mushroom sighed and dragged the two through the portal.
"Yolei?" asked Lynz.
"Huh?" Yolei turned round "What?"
Lynz grinned evilly "Bye."
Suddenly the floor gave way beneath Yolei's feet and she plunged screaming into the Feralimon pit.
"Now THAT was uncalled for!" huffed Hawkmon.
"True...but I don't like her. In fact, I hate her."
"Let GO Mel!!" Tai and Matt tried to yank their feet out of Mel's death grip.
"Noooooooo!!! I don't want you to go!! I love you!!"
Matt looked at Tai "This calls for drastic measures!"
He grabbed Tai and pulled him into a passionate kiss, with tongues and everything. Mel squealed a fangirl squeal and fell back with love hearts in her eyes. Tai and Matt seized their chance and ran through the portal with their partners right behind them.
"Lynz?" asked Joe.
"Huh? What is it, Jyou-kun?"
Joe gave Lynz a peck on the cheek "Happy anniversary!"
Lynz promptly collapsed from happiness, after having been kissed by her favourite bishounen (c'mon, who out there wouldn't?)
Gomamon shook his head at the two girls on the floor, one with love hearts for eyes chanting 'Taito' and the other one with love hearts babbling about 'Jyou-kun'.
"Fangirls. Honestly."
"Well, we better get going then," said Biyomon, going through the portal, followed by Sora. Just about to go through, Joe tapped her shoulder.
"Sora?"
"What is it?"
"Just one thing...WHY are you wearing my clothes???"
The End!!!
Well, not entirely.
Let's have a mini epilogue!!
"Mother! I'm home!" called Ken, coming through the front door.
"Oh Ken! I've been so worried about you!" Mrs Ichijouji got up "I've been wondering where you-AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" she saw the Kaiser standing behind her son "OSAMU!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!"
The Kaiser snorted.
"Stupid onna..."
"He's not Osamu, momma. He's the Digimon Kaiser, my evil alter-ego. He followed me home after the party."
"Oh." Mrs Ichijouji blinked "Well, I suppose he can stay for a bit then."
"Hear that, Kenny boy?" laughed the Kaiser, grabbing his hair and giving him a monkey scrub (a noogie) "Looks like we'll be together for a while!"
Ken gave a weak smile, trying to get free from the noogie.
"Oh, goodie..."
At Joe's house...
"I'm back!"
Joe walked into the front room to see Jim sitting on the sofa, looking serious.
"Jim? What's wrong?"
"Joe...sit down."
Jyou went and sat next to his big brother.
"Now, " began Jim "I think you're old enough to hear this, and I think it's time someone told you...but soon you're going to hit something called 'puberty', and some wonderful changes will start to happen to your body..."
"Um, Jim? That happened a few years ago..."
"...don't worry, it's perfectly normal...and soon some hormonal changes will start to happen..."
"What are you babbling on about? Have you been at dad's brandy?"
"...and you'll be getting some certain...'urges'..."
Joe slammed his hand down on the table "Okay, just what THE HELL is this all about?!?!?!?"
Jim sighed and looked at the floor "I found your girlfriends in the closet."
"What girlfriend?" then he realised something "Wait, girlfriendS!?!? As in more than one?!?!?"
Jim placed a hand on Joe's arm and gave him a brotherly look "Now, I know that you've grown, and that you think you're mature...but you need to be careful, Joe! Do you use protection?"
"What the...PROTECTION?!?!?"
"Oh Joe!!" wailed Jim, giving him a big hug "You're far too young to be a father!! Don't destroy your life and these girls' by getting them pregnant!!"
Joe pulled himself out of the hug "Jim, I have absolutely NO idea what you're going on about here! I am NOT getting it on with someone, and I do NOT have a girlfriend, let alone two!! I don't know what you've been taking, but whatever it is you've had enough!!" Jyou got up and stormed into his room, slamming the door behind him.
Jim sat back down and wiped away a tear.
"My little itoto-chan's all grown up!" :')
At Tai's house...
"Mother? Father?" asked Tai, standing in front of his parents with Matt beside him "I have something to tell you..."
"What is it?" asked Mrs Kamiya, who was sitting with her husband on the couch "You know you can tell us anything, son."
Tai looked at Matt for support, then turned back to his parents.
"You see...I'm gay."
"WHAT!?!?!? WHO WITH!?!?!?"
"Yamato." To prove his point, Tai turned round and kissed Yama.
Mr Kamiya promptly collapsed and started foaming at the mouth, while Mrs Kamiya started wailing about 'never having grandkids'.
Kari walked into the room to get some food from the kitchen, but stopped when she saw her father twitching and foaming on the floor, her mother crying massive waterfall tears and Tai and Matt kissing so much they were practically eating each other's faces.
She turned round and walked back into her room.
"Now that is just too weird..."
Back at Joe's...
Joe sat at his desk, scribbling furiously in his book as he did his homework. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.
"Go away!" he shouted.
The door opened anyway and his father came through.
"Joe...I have to talk to you about something."
The boy sighed and closed his book "What about?"
His father sat down beside him "Well, it seems we haven't had this father-son talk before, but I guess now's as good a time as any...Joe, pretty soon you're going to hit something called 'puberty', and some wonderful changes will start to happen to your body..."
Jyou groaned and slammed his head onto the desk.
What happened to everyone after this fic!
Tai: Eventually got excepted by his parents. Currently going out with Matt. Also currently being stalked by Taito fans.
Matt: Going out with Tai. Also being stalked by Taito fans.
Sora: Was driven insane by the fact that everyone kept asking her why she wore Joe's clothes. Currently in a mental institution.
Izzy: Landed on File Island. Now spends his time inventing robots and trying to come up with ways to kill Lynz.
Mimi: Stole Michael's credit cards and maxed them all out.
Joe: Never really understood why his family tried to give him talks about the birds and the bees, nor why they thought he had several girlfriends.
TK: Still in therapy after reading 'Jealousy'.
Kari: Taking anger management classes.
Davis: Woke up the next morning with a hangover and a splitting headache, wondering why the phrase 'Everyone loves me' was written upside down on his shirt and why there was a fangirl hanging off his arm.
Yolei: Got digested.
Cody: Was eventually found wandering the Dark Fortress. Was put into an asylum but escaped. Whereabouts unknown.
Ken: Started to comfort eat after being forced to live with the Kaiser. Currently the cute kind of chubby.
The Kaiser: Still living with Ken. Currently trying to make him lose weight by chasing him around Odaiba cracking his whip.
Willis: Got into a fistfight with Henry over who got Terriermon. Henry won. (Don't blame me, blame the Tamer people!)
Palmon: Got upset because she was practically ignored throughout the entire story and robbed a grocery store for attention. Still in prison.
The Dark Masters: Went back to their Mega Forms. Piedmon was never able to live down the fact that he was once a Patamon.
Scarlett: Was also sent to an asylum. Also escaped, and current whereabouts unknown.
Gazimon: Went back to being Rayamon.
Jeff Nimoy: Got kidnapped by a bunch of irate Digimon fans. Being held in an unknown location.
Michael: See Yolei.
Dyani: Kept herself attached to Daisuke's arm for a week. Eventually had to be pried off using Imperialdramon and a crowbar.
Mel: Began to stalk Tai and Matt, as well as continuing to beta fics.
Lynz: Couldn't believe that everyone's still reading this far, and went on to write even more fanfics.
Everyone reading this fic: Hopefully enjoyed it as much as Lynz did writing it, and (even more hopefully) reviewed!
The Real End!!!
And happy anniversary everyone!!