Act three: Love and War
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A3Sc1
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Feste: I don't like words.
Viola: Tell Olivia that I'm here.
Feste: Whatever. ::leaves::
Viola: That fool is smart.
::enter Olivia::
Viola: Orsino loves you.
Olivia: Didn't you already tell me that several times?
Viola: I'm here to tell you again.
Olivia: Go away.
::Viola starts to leave::
Olivia: Stay. I love you.
Viola: No you don't.
Olivia: Yes, I do.
Viola: I'm leaving. ::leaves::
Olivia: Come back soon!
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A3Sc2
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Andrew: I'm leaving.
Toby: Why?
Andrew: Olivia loves Cesario more than me.
Toby: Why don't you challenge him to a duel?
Andrew: Okay. I'll go write the challenge. ::leaves::
Toby: Half-wit.
Fabian: I agree.
::Maria enters::
Maria: Let's go see Malvolio! He's in yellow socks and cross gartered!
Fabian and Toby: Okay.
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A3Sc3
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Sebastian: Since you're here, I can't tell you to get lost.
Antonio: I wanted to be with you.
Sebastian: Thank you.
Antonio: Take my purse and spend my money. I'll see you at the inn.
Sebastian: Okay. Bye.
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A3Sc4
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Olivia: Cesario is coming later. Where's Malvolio?
Maria: He's coming, but he's crazy.
Olivia: Thanks for the warning.
::enter Malvolio::
Malvolio: What beautiful eyes you have...
Olivia: Uh...thank you...I guess...
Malvolio: What a beautiful body you have...
Olivia: Huh? Are you okay, Mal?
Malvolio: I'm yellow socked and cross-gartered.
Olivia: That's nice for you.
Maria: Cesario's here.
Olivia: That's my cue. Bye ya'll. ::leaves::
Malvolio: Olivia loves me.
::enter Toby and Fabian::
Toby: You're possesed, man.
Maria: You're bewitched.
Malvolio: Am not. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go obsess about Olivia. ::leaves::
Toby: let's throw him into jail later.
Maria: Okay.
::enter Andrew::
Andrew: I finished the letter.
Toby: I'll give it to him. Go outside and get ready.
Andrew: Okay. ::leaves::
Fabian: Half-wit.
Toby: I agree.
Maria: Here comes Olivia and Cesario. Let's hide.
::they hide, enter Olivia and Viola::
Olivia: I know you don't love me, but I love you.
Viola: Orsino loves you.
Olivia: I don't love him.
Viola: I'm glad we got that clear.
Olivia: I've got to go. ::leaves::
::enter Toby and Fabian::
Toby: Somebody wants to kill you.
Viola: I don't want to fight.
Toby: Too bad. I'll go see if the other guy's ready
::enter Andrew::
Toby: Are you ready? I hear Cesario's scary.
Andrew: He's scary? I don't want to fight!
Toby: Too bad, he's ready to fight.
::Andrew and Viola get ready to fight, Antonio busts into the scene::
Antonio: Stop fighting.
Toby: You ruined it! I'm going to get you! ::they fight, enter officers::
Officers: There you are Antonio. Come with us.
Antonio: Some help, please?
Viola: What?
Officers: Come now.
Antonio: I'll get you for this, Sebastian!
::Officers leave, dragging Antonio with them::
Viola: He called me Sebastian! Maybe he knows my brother. ::exit::
Andrew: Come back here and let me beat you! ::exit::
Toby: Let's go see what happens.
::Toby and Fabian leave::
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A3Sc1
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Feste: I don't like words.
Viola: Tell Olivia that I'm here.
Feste: Whatever. ::leaves::
Viola: That fool is smart.
::enter Olivia::
Viola: Orsino loves you.
Olivia: Didn't you already tell me that several times?
Viola: I'm here to tell you again.
Olivia: Go away.
::Viola starts to leave::
Olivia: Stay. I love you.
Viola: No you don't.
Olivia: Yes, I do.
Viola: I'm leaving. ::leaves::
Olivia: Come back soon!
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A3Sc2
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Andrew: I'm leaving.
Toby: Why?
Andrew: Olivia loves Cesario more than me.
Toby: Why don't you challenge him to a duel?
Andrew: Okay. I'll go write the challenge. ::leaves::
Toby: Half-wit.
Fabian: I agree.
::Maria enters::
Maria: Let's go see Malvolio! He's in yellow socks and cross gartered!
Fabian and Toby: Okay.
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A3Sc3
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Sebastian: Since you're here, I can't tell you to get lost.
Antonio: I wanted to be with you.
Sebastian: Thank you.
Antonio: Take my purse and spend my money. I'll see you at the inn.
Sebastian: Okay. Bye.
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A3Sc4
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Olivia: Cesario is coming later. Where's Malvolio?
Maria: He's coming, but he's crazy.
Olivia: Thanks for the warning.
::enter Malvolio::
Malvolio: What beautiful eyes you have...
Olivia: Uh...thank you...I guess...
Malvolio: What a beautiful body you have...
Olivia: Huh? Are you okay, Mal?
Malvolio: I'm yellow socked and cross-gartered.
Olivia: That's nice for you.
Maria: Cesario's here.
Olivia: That's my cue. Bye ya'll. ::leaves::
Malvolio: Olivia loves me.
::enter Toby and Fabian::
Toby: You're possesed, man.
Maria: You're bewitched.
Malvolio: Am not. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go obsess about Olivia. ::leaves::
Toby: let's throw him into jail later.
Maria: Okay.
::enter Andrew::
Andrew: I finished the letter.
Toby: I'll give it to him. Go outside and get ready.
Andrew: Okay. ::leaves::
Fabian: Half-wit.
Toby: I agree.
Maria: Here comes Olivia and Cesario. Let's hide.
::they hide, enter Olivia and Viola::
Olivia: I know you don't love me, but I love you.
Viola: Orsino loves you.
Olivia: I don't love him.
Viola: I'm glad we got that clear.
Olivia: I've got to go. ::leaves::
::enter Toby and Fabian::
Toby: Somebody wants to kill you.
Viola: I don't want to fight.
Toby: Too bad. I'll go see if the other guy's ready
::enter Andrew::
Toby: Are you ready? I hear Cesario's scary.
Andrew: He's scary? I don't want to fight!
Toby: Too bad, he's ready to fight.
::Andrew and Viola get ready to fight, Antonio busts into the scene::
Antonio: Stop fighting.
Toby: You ruined it! I'm going to get you! ::they fight, enter officers::
Officers: There you are Antonio. Come with us.
Antonio: Some help, please?
Viola: What?
Officers: Come now.
Antonio: I'll get you for this, Sebastian!
::Officers leave, dragging Antonio with them::
Viola: He called me Sebastian! Maybe he knows my brother. ::exit::
Andrew: Come back here and let me beat you! ::exit::
Toby: Let's go see what happens.
::Toby and Fabian leave::