Howdy everybody!

I'm back with the second-to-last act of the play! I'm sorry that I never got this up sooner, I caught a major case of the dreaded writer's block, and just now finished it. I hope ya'll like! Anywhoo, I won't bore you with anymore talk from me. The show must go on!


Act 4: Everybody fights and thinks that Sebastian is Cesario

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Sebastian: Stop following me! I've never seen you before in my life!

Feste: *sarcastic* Oh, okay. I don't know you. I wasn't sent to bring you to Olivia. You aren't Cesario even though you're identical to him, and this thing on my face isn't my nose. Yeah, right.

Sebastian: I'll give you money if you'll leave me alone.

::enter Andrew::

Sebastian: Hello. Who are you?

Andrew: We meet again, Cesario. I will show my aggression towards you by poking you aggressivly.

Sebastian: I hate poking! You are going DOWN!!!! *beats Andrew to a pulp*

Feste: I'm going to squeal on your fight to Olivia.

::exit Feste, enter Toby::

Toby: Stop beating him up.

Sebastian: No and you can't make me.

Andrew: Ow! Stop it! I'm gonna sue you!

Toby: I am forced to duel with you.

Sebastian: Fine with me.

::enter Olivia::

Olivia: How dare you duel with my true love! As soon as I take Cesario's sword, You are going DOWN!!!

::Olivia takes Sebastian's sword and beats Toby to a pulp::

Olivia: Now, take your sorry carcass and get out of my sight!

::exit Toby and Andrew::

Olivia: I'm so sorry, Cesario. Those two can be jerks sometimes. Please don't let their rude behavior make you leave. I love you too much to see you go.

Sebastian: *dazed* What's going on? People are picking fights with me and now this beautiful woman is confessing her love for me. I must be crazy, or maybe I'm dreaming!

Olivia: Well? Do you wanna come in my house and make-out passionatly?

Sebastian: *shrugs* Sure.

Olivia: Yay!

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Maria: Lets mess with Malvolio's head again. I do so love to torment him! Why don't you pretend to be Topas the priest? I'll go get Toby.

::exit Maria::

Feste: Okay.

::enter Maria and Toby::

Toby: Nice costume, Topas.

Feste: Thanks.

::Feste goes to the jail cell::

Feste: Knock knock.

Malvolio: Who's there?

Feste: Sir Topas the priest.

Malvolio: Sir Topas the priest who?

Feste: Look, I've come to talk to you so stop playing that ridiculous game.

Malvolio: Oh, sorry. I thought you were telling me a knock-knock joke.

Feste: Well, I wasn't.

Malvolio: Please get me a pen and paper and send a letter for me.

Feste: Only crazy people get thrown in jail, so you must be crazy.

Malvolio: I'm not crazy!

Feste: I will test you by asking this very obtuse question.

Malvolio: I will prove my sane-ness by answering your question.

Feste: Ha! Wrong answer! You are crazy! I'm leaving.

Malvolio: No! Wait! Don't go!

Feste: Bye.

::Feste leaves jail::

Toby: Good job, Topas.

Maria: He didn't even know it was you!

Feste: I told you two I was a good actor.

Toby: I'm tired of messing with Malvolio. I'm afraid we'll get caught. Why don't you go and see if he can be convinced he's sane, while Maria and I leave?

Feste: Okay.

::exit Toby and Maria::

::Feste goes to the jail::

Feste: Anybody home?

Malvolio: Oh, hello Feste.

Feste: What, no knock-knock joke?

Malvolio: Sir Topas didn't like it.

Feste: Here comes Topas.

Feste: What are you doing near that crazy man, young fool?

Feste: Nothing Sir Topas. We're just talking.

Feste: See to it that you don't grow as crazy as he.

Feste: I will, Sir Topas. I will.

Malvolio: I'm not crazy, Sir Topas!

Feste: Thank you for your advice, Sir Topas.

Feste: You're welcome, my boy. Goodbye.

Feste: Goodbye, Sir Topas. ::fakes leaving::

Malvolio: Sir Topas! I'm not crazy! Fool?

Feste: I'm still here.

Malvolio: Bring me a pen and paper and send a letter for me?

Feste: I will. I'll be back soon. ::exits::

Malvolio: Thank you, fool.

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::enter Sebastian, dishevled with clothing astray::

Sebastian: This is air and that's the sun! I'm happy but I'm not crazy! At least... I don't think I'm crazy... Where in Antonio? I wish I could talk to him now. Maybe Olivia is crazy. Maybe everybody's crazy!

::enter Olivia::

Olivia: There you are! Do you wanna elope secretly?

Sebastian: *shrugs* The make-out session was pretty good. Why not?

Olivia: Yay! I'm getting married!

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Well? What didja think? I've started college now, so I don't know when I'll get the last act written out, but hopefully you won't have to wait as long for it. Till the next act, Peace and Serenity!

Love to all,
Bryn
Goddess of Unrequited Love