Author's rant: This is not serious people. This is a complete and total joke chapter. How I would like to end the fic but I know it won't be a really succesful fic if I do... ^_^ I don't know why I wrote this but it is funny and I just felt like sharing it with you people. A whole lot of ooc (out of character for those who don't know) but that is ok cuz we love it just the same.





::right after raptors run off::

AMANDA: Well now that thats done, we can leave! Woo hoo!

::raptor returns and bites Amanda's foot off::

AMANDA: AHHH!!! ::trips, falls, hits head and is knocked out cold::

JULIA: Ha ha! Funny raptor bit her foot off! ::giggles::

ERIC: ::whines:: Mom, you're embarassing me in front of my girlfr- I mean friend....

BILLY: ::wink wink:: "Friend." Riiiiight. ::nod nod:: You've been alone on the island together for two months. ::nudge nudge:: What've you been doing all that time? ::moves to Julia:: Did you two ever get away from Tory for some "alone time?"

JULIA: Tory...? ::SOB:: TORY!!! ::runs to Eric::

ERIC: ::hugs Julia:: How dare you hurt Julia, you- you heartless son of a vondrook you! ::demonic voice:: You shall DIE!!!

PAUL: ::looks down at Amanda's foot (or lack there of) and shakes his head:: This is gonna cause us some problems...

BILLY: Problems...? ::grins suggestively:: You use feet? How kinky!

ERIC: ::turns green::

JULIA: ::blinks in confusion::

PAUL: NOT THAT!!!

JULIA: Whats "kinky" mean?

ERIC: I'll show- I mean tell you later...

JULIA: OK! Sounds fun! ::doesn't get the fulling meaning of what she just said::

BILLY: It certainly does!! Can I come?

ERIC: NO!

PAUL: ::questioning look towards his son::

TORY: Why is Billy not invited? Why am *I* not invited?!

JULIA: TORY! ::blinks:: Didn't you *die*?

TORY: I am to cute to kill! ::grins happily:: So cute I'm immortal!

ERIC: ::mutters random profanity::

TORY: What's wrong, Eric?

BILLY: You're getting in the way of Eric and Julia making sweet sweet lov-

::Paul elbows him::

ALAN: You're all stupid and will get us killed...

JULIA: Oh! I forgot you were there Alan, you were so quiet!

ALAN: Stupid girl.

ERIC: Son of a vondrook...

::Helicopter appears overhead::

ELLIE: Hi Alan!

ALAN: Why are you here...?

ELLIE: Because I wasn't in the movie enough, silly! Now lets go home, get rid of my husband and get married!

ALAN: OK!

::Ladder is thrown down to them and they all fly off into the sunset::



Rant: I promise I'll get a real chapter out soon. Until then, bye!