Dial "T" For Touya
A Fairly Short CCS Fanficton
By CardCaptor Schlueter (aka
Syaoran-kun)
Legal Disclaimer: Like anyone
reads these anyway. Oh, well. Don't blame me for anything I rip off. Like this
fic is going to fall into the hands of CLAMP, Kodansha or any of the other big
corporations that own CCS. But, if it does, please file all lawsuits to my home
address at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington, D.C
Every
morning she's on the phone and it drives me nuts. Sitting at the breakfast
table listening to her chatter and giggle. I just have to sit there and grind
my teeth while she's on the phone. This might be why I need a dental
appointment.
This is
because I know she's talking to him. The brat, the gaki, the twerp and
various other names I probably shouldn't repeat here. What does she see in him
anyway? I never thought my little sister would have such horrible taste.
Yukito once
told me that I would probably react the same way if the jerk was actually a
model human being. He said that I'd be just as defensive regarding any boy who
threatened to take away my sister. I replied that I'd be glad to be rid of the
kaijuu but Yuki called my bluff.
Not that
I'd even let Sakura know about that. As her brother it is against every moral
and ethic I hold to act as though I might actually care to some degree.
The weird
thing is that nobody else seems to realize that the brat is all wrong
for Sakura. Everyone else thinks it's a match made in heaven. I think it was
made somewhere else.
I know
that I'm right about this but nobody seems to believe me. What if I am
wrong? What if Yuki is right?! That possibility seems to push me closer
and closer to the brink of insanity. That might explain the twitch I've been
getting in my right eye.
I just wish
she wasn't on the phone with him every morning. Dad doesn't seem to mind, but I
sure do. She's probably doing it to annoy me. She's trying to get back at me
for everything I've done to her over the years. It's like we're in a contest to
see who can drive the other crazy first.
I hear her
giggle on the phone. twitch, twitch I think she's winning.
So, I go
back to the newspaper and pretend to ignore the whole thing. Hmmm, Nortel stock
is down again. Ha, ha! Garfield kicked Odie off the table. Funny, this doesn't
seem right.
I suddenly
realize I've been holding the newspaper upside down.
Finally,
Sakura hangs up the phone and says "Good Morning" to me. "Good morning to you
too, kaijuu."
"I am NOT
a monster!" she screams at me.
"So how's
the brat?" I ask.
"What do
you mean?" she replies.
"You're on
the phone with the twerp every morning." I say.
"Honestly,
Touya," she says "I didn't know you had anything against Tomoyo-chan."
twitch,
twitch What? All this time I've thought she was talking to him and
she really been talking to… twitch, twitch
"Touya, are
you all right?" she asks. "Your eye is twitching again."
twitch,
twitch
"Bye, Dad!
She shouts to our father in the next room. "I'm meeting Li-kun at the park!"
ACK! twitch, twitch
I hear the
door slam as she leaves. Just then, I notice that the newspaper is torn in
half.
THE END
I'm not a big Touya fan so humiliating him can be fun.
-CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)
