A Really Weird
Story
Written by CAPS_LOCK
This
is my first story and I want to make the best I can…
I
want to make this a story like Misty Dawns so I will give her credit in giving
me a great idea for a story (also same characters)
Disclaimer:
I will never own Zelda and never will
Chapter
1: Skydiving is not a good idea…
*They
were all sitting around when…*
CAPS_LOCK:
HEY!!! I HAVE A GOOD IDEA!!!!!!
Link:
What, you decided to get a life?
CAPS_LOCK:
This is my story so I CAN DO VERY BAD STUFF TO YOU!!!
Link:
Oh, you can…
CAPS_LOCK:
* Snaps fingers and Link is being hit by 100,000 flying Pigs *I WARNED YOU!!!
Malon:
Who said pigs could fly?
CAPS_LOCK:
I DID STUPID!!!!!
Malon:
ohhhhhhhhh…
Impa:
Well, what did you have in mind?
CAPS_LOCK: Why won't we Sk-
Skull
Kid: I KNOW!!! Why won't we skydive?
Everyone:
Okay!! * Forgetting about CAPS_LOCK idea…*
CAPS_LOCK:
* mumbling * * under breath * I'm going to get you Skull Kid…
Zelda:
But where is one?
Nabooru:
There is one in Las Vegas…
Saria:
But I don't want to walk far…
Mido:
How are we going to get there?
CAPS_LOCK:
We will drive in a car so STOP YOUR COMPLAINING!!!
Skull
Kid: Are we there yet?
Zelda:
We haven't even started going…
Rauru:
But you don't have you're drivers license.
CAPS_LOCK:
* Snaps fingers and a drivers license appears in her hand * Now I do!
Zelda:
But will it fit your description?
CAPS_LOCK:
Well, it says I'm 21 and I'm an Asian Female but what are the chances that I'll
get caught?
Link:
½
CAPS_LOCK:
Shut up or I will destroy you into a million of pieces.
Link:
I'll shut up now.
CAPS_LOCK:
THANKYOU! Now, all of you get in the car!
::
They all try to fit in this small car ::
Skull
Kid: AHHHH! RAURU IS SQUISHING MY NOSE!!!
Malon:
SO!!! HE'S SQUISHING MY FACE!!!
Link:
SO! HE'S…
CAPS_LOCK:
I GET THE IDEA!!!!! * snaps fingers and their in an RV *
Rauru:
Do you have something to eat?
CAPS_LOCK:
yeah, there is food in the cupboard.
Rauru:
Okay* eats so much that he is going to puke *
Skull
Kid: HE IS GOING TO BLOW!!!TAKE COVER!!!
::Everybody
takes cover, so does CAPS_LOCK while driving and can't see::
Other people driving cars on the freeway: *
honk * * honk * WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!!
::The
RV goes off the road and hits a big rock and breaks down::
Darunia:
OMG!!! ROCKS!!!! I'M SOOOOOOO HUNGRY!!!!! :: eats all the rocks:: mmmmmmmmmm….
Zelda:
GREAT! WE ARE STUCK IN DEATH VALLY AND STILL HAVE 2 MILES TO GO UNTILL WE HIT
LAS VEGAS!!! THANKS FOR KEEPING AN EYE ON THE ROAD CAPS_LOCK!!!!
CAPS_LOCK:
WELL SSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY! OMG!!! WE HAVE AN EASIER WAY!!!! *
snaps fingers and their all in Las Vegas *
Zelda:
WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!! NOW WE JUST GOT TORTURED FOR NO
REASON!!!!!!!
CAPS_LOCK:
Well, I forgot I had the powers. Hee hee ^_^"
Zelda:
:: is now turning red:: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…….
Nabooru:
The Skydiving place is closed.
Zelda:
OH!!! WHAT GREAT TIMING CAPS_LOCK!!!!! NOW WE JUST WENT THROUGH SOOOOOO MUCH
TROUBLE FOR NOTHING!!! :: you could see veins on her face now…::
CAPS_LOCK:
WELL CAN I HELP IT IF IT'S AN 6 HOUR DRIVE???
Darunia:
Now what are we going to do?
CAPS_LOCK:
I KNOW!! WHY WON'T WE RENT A ROOM IN THESE HO-
Skull
Kid: I KNOW!! WHY WON'T WE RENT A ROOM IN THESE HOTEL'S
CAPS_LOCK:
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Everyone
'cept CAPS_LOCK: OKAY!!!!!!
::
They rent 2 rooms in a close hotel , 1 for the boy's and 1 for the girls::
:: NEXT DAY::
~*
Back at the house *~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ruto:
Where are they?
Ganondorf:
I…don't…know…
Ruto:
I hope they didn't went to Las Vegas to go skydiving and ended up renting a
hotel.
~*
Back in Las Vegas *~~~~~~~~
Link:
Hey, do you feel like were missing anybody?
CAPS_LOCK:
hmm, the group does seem smaller….
Skull
Kid: WHOEVER'S NOT HERE RAISE YOUR HAND!!!!
::
nobody raises their hand ::
Zelda:
Umm, okayyyyyy. That was pointless…
CAPS_LOCK:
Everyone's here, OKAY!!!!!
Everyone:
OKAY!!!!!
Skull
Kid: I WANT TO GO SKYDIVING AND I WANT TO GO SKYDIVING NOW!! WAHHHHHHH-
CAPS_LOCK:
::hands around his neck:: Do you want to die a slow and painful death?
Skull
Kid: * cough * * cough * no…
CAPS_LOCK:
Good….
Zelda:
Well, what are we waiting for? Lets go!
::They
all walk out and start walking::
Skull
Kid: I see a dog, a rainbow, a little birdie, an axe w/ blood on it, a happy
tree, some cloud-
CAPS_LOCK:
SHUT UP!!!!!!
Skull
Kid: okay…..
::they
all reach to the skydiving….thingy::
Person
at register: How many will it be?
CAPS_LOCK:
::counting heads:: 1…2…3…
Zelda:
OH GEESH!!! THAT WILL BE 11 PEOPLE!!!
P.A.R:
Okay, that will be $7,000
CAPS_LOCK:
WHAT!!!!!! * snaps fingers and a discount coupon appears in her hand * Now how
much will it be???
P.A.R:
$1.00
CAPS_LOCK:
OKAY!!!! ::hands him the dollar :: LETS GO!!!!
::they
walk through the door::
a/n:
Okay, the one in Las Vegas is when you step on a huge fan and you go flying in
the air. Just thought I'll like to tell you for whoever never been to Las
Vegas.
::They
all put on their "special" cloths and comes back out::
Zelda:
I DON'T LOOK GOOD!!!! I'M NOT WEARING PINK AND WHITE!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH!
Link:
You do have a point…..
Zelda:
SHUT UP!!!!!
CAPS_LOCK:
URGH!!! LETS GO ALREADY!!!!!
::they
all step on a huge fan and…..::
Skull
Kid: WOO HOO!! THIS IS FUN!!! OH OH!!!! I'M LIKE A BIRD!!! I'M LIKE A PLANE!!!
NO!! I'M SUPER SKULL KID!!!
CAPS_LOCK:
* giggles * Having fun, huh?
Everyone
'cept Skull Kid: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Saria:
AHHHHH! I WANT DOWN!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!! WAHHH!!!
Mido:
AHHHHHH! I'm SCARED OF HIGH PLACES!!! HELP!!!!!
Zelda:
* whispers to Link * Children these days…
Impa:
WAH HOO! THIS IS FUN!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
::Darunia
and Rauru are to fat so they stay on the ground::
Darunia:
WAHHHH!!!! I'M TOO FAT!!!!!!
Rauru:
ME TOO! WAHHHHHHHH!
CAPS_LOCK:
DUH!!!! YOU'RE JUST A WALKING BLOB OF FAT!!!!!
Darunia
and Rauru: WAHHHHHHH! WE WANT OUR MOMMIES!!!!!
::they
run away::
Zelda:
That was unexpected…
::Cause
Skull Kid is so light he floats the highest::
Skull
Kid: ::flaps his arms like a bird:: HEY LOOK! I'M A BIRD!!!!!!! CLUCK CLUCK!!
CAPS_LOCK:
THAT'S A CHICKEN NOISE STUPID!!!!!
Skull
Kid: What the difference?
Same
person from register: And…you're time is now up! Get down!!!
CAPS_LOCK:
WE CAN'T GET DOWN TILL YOU TURN THE FAN OFF!!!!
S.P.F.R:
Oh! Woops. ::turns it off and they all fall::
Everyone:
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
::they
all went home and saw Ruto and Ganondorf sittin on the counch w/ cobwebs all
over them waiting for them::
Link:
Told you I felt like we were missing someone!!!!
CAPS_LOCK:
Well, it's just Ruto and Ganondorf so it was okay to leave them behind!
Ruto
and Ganondorf: HEY!!!
CAPS_LOCK:
NO TIME FOR THAT NOW!!! I NEED TO SAY THE ENDING!!!!!!
Everyone:
OKAY!!!!!
So,
how did you like it??? How? Huh? Huh? Huh? :: from backstage:: SKULL KID!!! GET
OFF THE STAGE!!!! I SAY THE ENDING!!!! S.K.: Opps!! ::runs:: Me: I'll get him
later. Well how did you like it? I have no idea what to do for the 2nd
chapter so I need you're opinions!!! Please R&R!!!!!!
