Tokyo Magic
A Ranma 1/2/Harry Potter Crossover
Vol 1 Part 3
Insanity at Castle Kunou, the Exploits of Draco Malfoy.
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"So what do you think my pig-tailed goddess?" Kunou asked Ginny who was hooked to his kendo sword
so as not to escape.

"This is great!" Malfoy shouted, " I'm mean is is a bit of a fixer upper as far as mansions go, but
one can't be picky in this kind of situation."

Kunou stared at Malfoy, "What a horrid wretch, you shall pay fiend but first I must show my love to
her room!"

Kunou laughed wickedly, causing Ginny to squeak with fear. Bill an Neville looked at eachother with
questioning looks then back at Kunou who started to lead them away.

Malfoy watched them go then slowly trudged up the staircase in front of him. When he reached the t-
op he found a long corridor layed out in front of him. In no time he'd searched almost the entire
hallway and even taken some things he found intrest in. Then he came to two final rooms, he could
see were the finest in the house.

He stepped inside the first which contained a king sized bed with a blue down sheet and 6 pillows
piled up acrost it. In the corner was a large dresser and next to that was a closet.

"There has to be something good in here" He slunk his way to the closet and pulled it open.

Inside though there was only identical fuku, and a pile of wooden kendo swords. Malfoy frowned and
slammed te door shut, turning towards the center of the room. There appeared a shifty shadow which
laughed a squeaky laughed.

"You dare enter the masters room, you will pay!" The figure growled when the laughing ceased.

For a moment Draco was genuinely scared, and then he remembered what he was. He'd just do the same
thing he'd done to Kunou, use a spell. He sighed feeling quite stupid and brought his wand out of
his pocket. Soon he was sure that the figure was paralyzed he raised his wand once more.

"Lumos!" He called, a jet of light hit his attackers face and Draco could not contain his laughter.

In front of him was a ratlike man, one foot shorter than he. His face was chubby and tan and whis
-kers like a rodents sprouted from his cheeks. After a few minutes of intense laughter, Draco fo-
und it'd be much more fun to play around with him.

Once the spell had been taken off the rat man blinked and looked up at him. Draco giggled and be-
gan to taunt him about his appearance.

"Why you!" The rat man screached and once more Malfoy was ground into the floor.

"Something tells me-I shouldn't have done that." He said in a squished voice as the tiny man sto-
rmed out.

As soon as he'd recovered he quickly exited the room and slipped into the remaining one. It was
furnished with lavendar and black and the bed was a queensize this time. Everything in the room
was almost identical except that there were many jars on the shelves there instead of books. Upon
closer observation, Draco found that most of them read 'paralysis powder'.

His grinned and took two of the flasks for later use then began a search on the bedroom. He found
a large mallet, and a pile of booby trapped gymnastic objects, but nothing he found very useful.

"Bwahahahahahah! Hello There my Dear, What brings a yougster such as you to my chaimbers?" In the
door way stood an excentric looking girl.

"Grr, Youngster, why you!" Malfoy growled.

She laughed her insane laugh again and walked over towards him. Draco's eyes widened, and he pulled
out his wand again.

"No need for hostility my friend" She giggled,"I shall prepare you a meal as a token of my friendship."

Draco still looked a little unsure so she went on, keeping her crazy laughter to a minimum.

"And perhaps a dip in the furo, and a footrub after?" She smiled at him with a slight dash of what
Malfoy thought to be seduction.

"Ah!" He sighed to himself, "Finally someone with some brains, someone who knows that I need pampering."

"Hehe! Why of course my dear!" She smiled slipping one of her flasks of paralysis powder out of his
pocket as she took his arm.

Soon Draco found himself in the huge Kunou Dining Hall, Kondachi (which he'd found was the girls
name) was in the kitchen cooking him a full course meal. He grinned to himself, thinking;

"Women just cannot resist me."

Abruptly his thoughts were interupted as Kondachi burst in with a large bowl of rice and miso soup.

"Here you are darling!" She mused setting down the food and laughing again.

He grined at her and picked up a spoon and shoveled the concoction into his mouth. He grinned, it was
as delicious as he could have hoped and he gulped down the entire bowl.

Kondachi grinned flipping her hair, "You liked it?"

"Oh yes." He replied licking his spoon, "Truely fit for my selective palate."

Kondachi burst into triumphant laughter throwing off her school uniform and now wearing only her
purple and black leotard. Draco stared at her horrified as she jumped on the table and pulled her
gymnastics ribbon out of, what seemed like, thin air.

"Ahahahah! Not many mens palates are suited to my paralysis powder!" She raved.

"P-paralysis powder?" Malfoy asked realising it was true.

There he sat unable to move, and Kondachi threw her ribbon towards him. The ribbon from her wand
wrapped tightly around him and he was thrown swiftly out of the window. And (by total cooincidence)
he was thrown into Kondachi's pet alligator pond below.

"That should make a delightful playmate for my sweet pet!" She giggled twistedly.

"What was that dear sister?" Kunou stepped into the room looking out of the shattered window.

"A pervert who was exploring my room brother dear, I delt with him accordingly!" She ended with an
other laugh.

"Malfoy seems to be getting what he deserves on this trip doesn't he?" Ginny remarked.

"Appears that way." Bill and Neville replied simultaneously.

To be continued...

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Well that's it for the third installment of Tokyo Magic, please tell me what you think at satomi_chan@ranmamail.com, and
please no flames, it'll cause me to work faster and more efficiently.

Next Installment:
What will become of Draco Malfoy? Will he be eaten by a blood thirsty alligator? I'm sure no one
cares, so we'll join Harry and the rest of the group lost in Kobe! Will they ever make it home?
Esspecially with Ryouga leading the way! They decide to spend a little time in Kobe when they've all but
given up hope what should they find but the tendo dojou. What will happen when they meet Ranma and the
Gang.And will Sirius humor poor lovesick Shiritori? Guessyou'll find out,
Next time on Tokyo Magic...