A Really Weird Story

This chapter is the funniest I ever wrote! Hope you liked it! The dream that I had is a real dream I had when I was 11 years old…

Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda and never do!

Chapter 2: CAPS_LOCK's Mistake…

* Everybody is sitting down while CAPS_LOCK has a cold *

Nabooru: * sarcastically * so "almighty" CAPS_LOCK, what should we do now?

CAPS_LOCK: I DON'T KNOW * coughs * LIKE AS IF I HAVEN'T BEEN * cough * SITTING DOWN AND THINKING ABOUT IT!!

Nabooru: But it is your story…

CAPS_LOCK: I know…HEY! I HAVE AN IDEA, WHY WON'T WE GO TO THE BE-

Skull Kid: Why won't we go to the beach?

Everyone 'cept CAPS_LOCK: YEAH!!!!

CAPS_LOCK: grrrrrrrrr…

Saria: How are we going to get there?

CAPS_LOCK: * snaps fingers and instead of the beach, a spooky castle *

Link: CAPS_LOCK, what went wrong???

CAPS_LOCK: * crying * my cold…

Zelda: gggggrrrrreeeeeaaaaattttt!!

Impa: What spooky castle is this??

:: Everybody ignores Impa 'cause they are all clueless::

Ruto: At least I'm here, now aren't you glad Link??

Link: SHUT-UP!

Ganondorf: I think I have a black window in my ear…OUCH!!

Everyone 'cept Ganondorf: ewwwwwwwwwww…

:: Ganondorf faints then out of nowhere, the Emergency Van and the people driving the van come out to cure him::

P.D.T.V: How did he faint?

Ruto: a Black Widow bit him in the ear.

P.D.T.V: But he didn't have a Black Widow in his ear…

:: Ganondorf stands up::

Rauru: how did you faint Ganondorf??

Ganondorf: My eardrum popped…

Malon: * sigh * * hits Ganondorf on the head * * Ganondorf faints again * ooops…

::Out of nowhere a girly voice pops up::

G.V: LALALALA

Mido: where is that coming from??

Skull Kid: I KNOW!! IT'S COMING FROM HIM!! * Points to Ganondorf *

Ganondorf: * sleeping * NO!! TEDDY!! COME BACK!!

Zelda: what's wrong with him??

Link: I always wanted to know that…

CAPS_LOCK: This is getting very annoying! * Snaps fingers and a parade comes in with mega-size drums *

Sfx: BOOOOOM! BAANNG! BOOOM!

Darunia: That should wake him!

::Everybody notices that Skull Kid is banging on Rauru's belly like a drum::

Skull Kid: Rauru, YOU GOT THE BEAT!!!

Rauru: My stomach hurts…

:: Rauru puke's all over Skull Kid ::

Everybody 'cept Rauru and Skull Kid: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…

Skull Kid: I think I should stop…CAPS_LOCK, can you give me a towel…

CAPS_LOCK: I think this should be your punishment…

Skull Kid: noooooooooooooooo!

::Everybody ignores Skull Kid and notices that Ganondorf is still sleeping ::

Skull Kid: I will wake him!!

:: Skull Kid start's bouncing on Ganondorf ::

Skull Kid: I never noticed that Ganondorf is so bouncy!! Weeeeeeeeee!!

:: Skull Kid make's one big jumps and pops Ganondorf ::

Skull Kid: I never knew that Ganondorf is a mechanical robot made up of air!!

Link: I guess that solves me problem about Ganondorf…

Ruto: You were right Link! Ganondorf does have problems!

Link: DUH!!

Nabooru: I wonder how Ganondorf turn up to be a mechanical robot made of air…

:: Then a Very Familiar voice pops up ::

V.F.V: Maybe that isn't Ganondorf…

:: V.F.V. steps up and reveals himself…::

Everybody: WINDMILL GUY!!

Windmill guy: oops… * take of a mask he was wearing *

Everybody: GANONDORF!!

Impa: If that is you, then who is this or what is this?? * Points to the air popped Ganondorf *

Ganondorf: He was a clone made by Al Gore:

CAPS_LOCK: what?

Malon: What

Darunia: what…

Ganondorf: Al Gore kidnapped me…

:: Al Gore pops up ::

Al Gore: How dare you tell the secret George Bush!!

Ganondorf: How many times do I have to tell you, My name is not George Bush! It's John Wayne!

Nabooru: John Wayne! Where?

Zelda: I thought your name was Ganondorf…

Ganondorf: * whispering * shhhhhh! He has the ninja's on his side…

Zelda: ohhhhhhhhhhh

Ganondorf: My name is John Wayne!

Link: But, My father's name was John Wayne!

Ganondorf: Uhhh… Yes! I am your father Link!

Link: Noooooooooooooooo!

Zelda: So, your name is Link Wayne.

Link: My full name is Link Nancy Wayne.

Malon: okayyyyyyy…

Al Gore: Okay…I will let you go.

Rauru: That was Dramatic… WHO HAS THE POPCORN???

Mido: YEAH!

Saria : Me too

::Ninja's that work for Al Gore pop up ::

N.T.W.F.A.G: We are the people that sell popcorn!

CAPS_LOCK: But I thought you guy's were ninja's…

N.T.W.F.A.G: Geesh! We have families!

CAPS_LOCK: Make's sense…

::N.T.W.F.A.G. gives Rauru, Saria, and Mido bag's of popcorn ::

:: Everybody notices that they are still in a spooky castle ::

CAPS_LOCK: You know what this place reminds me of…

Nabooru: What?

CAPS_LOCK: A dream I had once…

Saria: Can you tell us it?

CAPS_LOCK: OKAY!

CAPS_LOCK: * beginning story * I was walking down a spooky hallway when a ghost appeared out of nowhere and I said to the ghost " Like Hi!" and the Ghost said "Scaring ppl SO STOP BOTHERING ME!" I said, "What's your problem?" and he said " There is no one in this house 'cept you and you aren't afraid" I said " Sorry Mr. Ghosty" and He looked at me and said "I have problems?!? You have problems!" I said " No" And he said " yes" then "no" yes" "no" "yes"…

Malon: You DO have problems!

CAPS_LOCK: SHUT-UP!

:: Suddenly a ghost appears ::

Everyone 'cept CAPS_LOCK: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

CAPS_LOCK: * walks up to the ghost * Like HI! What are you doing?

Impa: * hit's CAPS_LOCK on the head and the ghost disappears*

Rauru: How are we going to get out of here?

Link: Why won't you magically transport us to Hyrule, CAPS_LOCK?

CAPS_LOCK: My cold…

Zelda: Did you notice CAPS_LOCK that you haven't been coughing now CAPS_LOCK?

CAPS_LOCK: Well I guess my cold is over! * snaps fingers and they are all in Hyrule *

Mido: That was weird…

Skull Kid: CAPS_LOCK, can you now give me a towel?

CAPS_LOCK: SHUT UP!!!! I NEED TO END IT!!!

Everyone: YEAH!!!

CAPS_LOCK: SHUT UP!!!!

How didja like it? Well please R&R!!! Well, G2G! Skull kid stole my boots and I need to get them back!!! * Gets them back *

CAPS_LOCK: I'm hungry * snaps fingers and a muffin appears in her hand * * Before she can take a bite, Rauru grabs it from her and eats it in 1 bite! *

Rauru: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…