A Really Weird Story
I have absolutely nothin' to say… There! I
said something!
Disclaimer:
etc…
Chapter
3: Zelda characters go to space!
*
Everybody is playing games for a change… wow! I made a rhyme! *
CAPS_LOCK:
GUESS WHAT?
Everyone:
WHAT?
CAPS_LOCK:
We can go up to sp-
Skull
Kid: * before he can interrupt, CAPS_LOCK puts tape over his mouth *
Everyone
'cept Skull Kid because he has tape over his mouth…Duh!!: YEAH!!
CAPS_LOCK:
Before I was rudely interrupted, I was saying if we can do to up to space?
Impa:
But we can't go up in space…
CAPS_LOCK:
SHUT-UP! Now NASA is having some ppl go up to the moon for free!
Rauru:
Now that was unexpected!
Nabooru:
Yeah!
Saria:
Well, what did you expected?
Darunia:
The unexpected!
Link:
Expect the unexpected…
CAPS_LOCK:
Enough of that Talk! * Snaps fingers and they are all in front of NASA *
Rauru:
Why do you get to snap you fingers and magically transport us anywhere in the
world? If you can do that, then why not Kiddie World?
* Everyone
takes an awkward glance at Rauru *
CAPS_LOCK:
Why would you want to go to Kiddie World?
Rauru:
I been going then since I was a kid and I haven't been there last year and this
year is almost over…
Nabooru:
Its only April…
Rauru:
Ohhhhhhhhhhh…Then that would explain why the date of my calendar is 234 b.c.
Zelda:
* hits him on the head but misses…why? * Darn!!
Mido:
Why did you made her miss CAPS_LOCK?
CAPS_LOCK:
Everyone make's a direct hit so I wanted to know what would happen when someone
misses…
Zelda:
Ohhhhhhhhhhh… so can I hit him now?
Rauru:
Noooooooooo!
CAPS_LOCK:
I don't see any harm in that…
Zelda:
OKAY! * Hits Rauru on the heat very hard *
Impa:
Why won't we go now???
CAPS_LOCK:
OKAY!!
Skull
Kid: Muph…
* They all started toward NASA *
CAPS_LOCK:
* to guy who worked for NASA * we want to go to space!
G.W.W.F.N:
YOU want to go up in space???
CAPS_LOCK:
No…my friends want to go also…
G.W.W.F.N:
Ohhhhhhhhhhh…okay!
*
They all walked up to the ship and… *
G.W.W.F.N:
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BLAST OFF!
CAPS_LOCK:
FINALLY! I TOOK SO LONG JUST FOR HIM TO LAUNCH IT!
Link:
But it was only 10 sec…
CAPS_LOCK:
MIGHT HAVE BEEN 10 SEC. TO YOU BUT 10 MIN. FOR MEEE!
Skull
Kid: * finally taking off the tape * YEAH! I'M GOING UP IN SPACE! I'M GOING UP
IN SPACE!
Darunia:
You should have made that tape super glue and glue his mouth shut…
CAPS_LOCK:
LIKE I HAVEN"T NOTICE!!!
Skull
Kid: YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY * takes breath * EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
CAPS_LOCK:
HE IS GETTING ANNOYING! * Snaps fingers and Skull Kid is blasted to the sun *
Everyone
'cept Skull Kid 'cause he is on the sun * YEAH!!!
Impa:
CAPS_LOCK, we are in the middle of an asteroid shower…
Darunia:
What are asteroids?
CAPS_LOCK:
ummmmmmmm…big rocks that are big…I guess…
Darunia:
ROCKS! * goes and opens the space door but forgets to put on his space suit *
Darunia:
* out in space * AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
CAPS_LOCK:
* back inside * did you guys hear anything?
Ruto:
Noooooooooooooo…
Ganondorf:
Wonder if Darunia forgot to put on his space suit and is turning into ice and
getting hit by asteroids?
*
Everyone looks at Ganondorf *
Ganondorf:
Just a thought…
*
Suddenly, Darunia appears and he is half frozen *
CAPS_LOCK:
oh…Hello Darunia
Darunia:
Hello * shivers *
CAPS_LOCK:
This is getting boring, lets go back home.
Everyone:
Okay!
*
They all went home and see a Martian *
Everyone:
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Martian:
* Take's of a mask and it is Skull Kid *
Skull
Kid: You can't kill me! And never will! Why? Because I'm IMMORTAL!
CAPS_LOCK:
I think it is a good time to end the story…
So
did you like it? I know, It was very short…