This
is one by Lord Rosenhiem. I'm trying my best to do all your options on the next
chapter so if I skip one, e-mail me and I'll work on it right away!
Disclaimer:
I know…you know…everyone knows that I don't own Zelda…
Chapter
5: A nice and sunny picnic at the beach…
Zelda:
I'm bored!
Impa:
Yeah! You and a million others!
Zelda:
There are a million others!?
Everyone
'cept Zelda: DUH!!!
Link:
You have to know Zelda; there are other places then Hyrule…
CAPS_LOCK:
After all the stuff we did and you guys are still bored!? * sits down and
stares at the wall *
::
Everyone stares at CAPS_LOCK ::
CAPS_LOCK:
What? You guys are bored too?
Everyone
'cept CAPS_LOCK: DUH!!
Skull
Kid: Siiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
Everyone
'cept Skull Kid: THAT'S VERY ANNOYING!!!!!
Skull
Kid: Siiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
CAPS_LOCK:
* snaps fingers and Skull Kids mouth is glued shut *
Darunia:
Why won't we all go to the beach this time?
Everyone
'cept Skull Kid and Darunia: OKAY!!
Skull
Kid: Muph!!!
CAPS_LOCK:
* snaps fingers and everyone is at the beach with swimsuits *
Skull
Kid: Muph Muph!! * he runs in the ocean and the glue dissolves *
Nabooru:
I thought that stuff wasn't supposed to wear off…
CAPS_LOCK:
It's not suppose to…
Nabooru:
Oh oh!
Skull
Kid: * his face is swelled up like a balloon * IT STINGS!!!! * his heads blows
up and another one appears *
CAPS_LOCK: I didn't know he could do that…
Zelda:
It's just like the Ganondorf clone…
Link:
He has problems…like most of us…
Ruto: I don't!!
Link:
* looks at her * and your point is…
Ruto:
HEY!!!!!
CAPS_LOCK:
Great Skull Kid! Now the water is all gluey…
::
You can now see other people and they have legs stick together, arms, etc…::
CAPS_LOCK:
Now since we are here, what do you want to do!
Link:
SURF!!!
:: Everyone
gets there surfboards and goes to the water, but where did they get the
surfboards, no one knows…::
Skull
Kid: * riding a 5 foot wave * LOOK…* suddenly, something hits his head * WHAT
WAS THAT AND…PENNY!!! I MISSED YOU SO!!!
Link:
* whispers to everyone 'cept Skull Kid * How can he tell if that's his penny?
Zelda:
I think it's a Skull Kid "thing"
CAPS_LOCK:
No, I think it's just a maniac "thing"
Nabooru:
True!
::
Everyone notices that Darunia is still on the beach!::
Saria: Why aren't you in the water Darunia?
::
Suddenly, everyone notices that Rauru is still on the beach!::
Mido:
And you to Rauru.
Darunia
and Rauru: We're too fat! We will drown!
::
Suddenly an 100 foot Tidal wave comes and drowns Darunia and Rauru::
Skull
Kid: THAT WAS SOME WAVE!
CAPS_LOCK:
That wasn't a wave… it was a TIDAL wave…
Skull
Kid: What's the difference?
CAPS_LOCK:
Lets just have lunch!
::
They go to the lunch basket when…::
Malon:
Where is all the food?
Skull
Kid: THEY ATE IT ALL!!! * he points to Darunia and Rauru *
CAPS_LOCK:
I thought you guys drowned?
Rauru
and Darunia: WE ARE IMMORTAL!!! WHAHAHAHA!!!
Impa:
They are getting freaky…
Skull
Kid: LETS SEE IF YOU GUYS ARE IMMORTAL! * he starts throwing knives, axes,
hammers, car, everything in sight but they won't die *
Link:
They are immortal!
CAPS_LOCK:
Yeah! And What's more freakier is that Darunia is eating regular food…
Darunia:
sooooooooooooo…
CAPS_LOCK:
I thought you only eat rocks.
Darunia:
I Do ONLY EAT ROCKS! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE FOOD BURNS!!!!!!
Nabooru:
Here! Eat this! * hands him a giant rock *
Darunia:
* Eats the giant rock * BOY! DO I FEEL BETTER!
Zelda:
You were right Impa, they are freaky!
CAPS_LOCK:
I think I should end the chapter!
Rauru:
Can I say something first!
CAPS_LOCK:
ummmmmmmm…sure, I guess
Rauru:
If you try to kill me, just remember…I'M IMMORTAL!!!!!
So,
Didja like it? Huh? Huh? Well? Anyway…R&R!